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CareerRe: A Teaching Job In Benin Or A Microfinance Bank Job In Lagos? by Hamachi(f): 9:08pm On Feb 26, 2023
Delightsome2023:
boss good evening sorry I just got this message.
I reside in Ugbowo area by UBTH/UNIBEN.
I'll be so pleased to see your updates and I'll sure appreciate it either monetarily, gift or any means to show my gratitude.
You, Iyatola and Hamachi are really doing a good job of this forum and God will bless you all
Prosperity MFB is your plug. Pay is 150k. All the best.
FamilyRe: Help her by Hamachi(op): 11:06am On Feb 26, 2023
Anunakeeh:
The Imp behind that monicker has serious life threatening Mental Issues.
Okay
RomanceRe: Funniest Breakup by Hamachi(op): 5:45am On Feb 26, 2023
MoneyMustBMade:
He might not be single as you think

Family might be somewhere else without you knowing
Another angle
FamilyRe: Help her by Hamachi(op): 5:42am On Feb 26, 2023
Happy Weekend
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help A Brother by Hamachi(f): 5:41am On Feb 26, 2023
Sure, drop your email address
Akalia:
can we connect outside here, do you mind?
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election: NCC Denounces Plan To Shut Down Networks by Hamachi(f): 5:48am On Feb 24, 2023
how sensitive a neighbour can be. Takes me down to a memory lane of my neighbour about pumping water issues too.
Greetings to NL,the wonderful admins and my wonderful million sisters 🙌🙌

I'm a kind of someone that doesn't like anything or anyone that gives trouble. I like peace of mind. I can't displease myself to please others. Action speak louder than voice.

I'm the only person that do pump water in my compound,whenever Nepa restore electricity be it day or midnight I will pump for the fear of carrying bucket to fetch water up and down the street. Before you will see boreholes in our area it will be 3rd to 4th street. So I don't want our house water to finish before pumping and Nepa are not reliable enough to be assured that I can pump anytime.
I do this pumping with love and free mind,until I noticed that I would be the one to on and off it,even when it full and pouring out heavily the flat close to the pumping machine won't help to put it off until I do it.
So I asked her (my neighbour) why not putting on or off the pumping machine is it only me that's in need of water,her response shocked me and gave me brain reset. She said I'm just disturbing myself up and down that she loves her sleep so much,she can't disrupt her sleep because of water. Aiit I gave myself rest.

I washed my drum,full it with water inside my house. Waiting patiently for her...not Up to a week we exhausted the water, she just came back from market wanted to cooked because she used to cooked varieties of food and kept inside freezer.
She said what's going on because she doesn't believe that water can finish for more than one year I have been pumping we have never run out of water. She searched the taps in the compound,whenever to make sure it's not her flat water that had issues when she discovered water had finished she called me on phone I was in my shop. See me her maid of pumping water!!!
She called
Neighbour:Mummy AY² there's no water in the house
Me:What's the meaning of that?
Neighbour: Don't you pump,when did you pump last because I can't imagine there's no water in the house I need to freshen up and cook now.
Me: It has been long I pumped last,you can't disrupt your sleep because of water. And since am not anybody's maid in the compound, I take a rest from pumping.
Neighbour:screamed from her end oh no not today that I have a lot to do with water. She hanged up.
When others came back in the night no water to bath or cook they called me Hajjia what's going on I replied them same. They began to plead and beg me. Because of how I displayed small shokoo for taking my good heart for granted.
I was so happy when Nepa didn't restored light for 2days because they said our transformer had issues. I'm enjoying my water from my drum,they were buying pure water to bath and cook because they can't fetch.
In fact all them were targeting maybe praying that NEPA should restore light. When they noticed that the Light was restored in the midnight,they rushed out of their flats to put pumping machine on,I was laughing on my bed.
Since then they do appreciate and never take my generosity for granted.
So my sister if I were you I can't go and have any word with such neighbour twice it's once and her/his reply will determine my actions.
FamilyRe: Help her by Hamachi(op): 5:47am On Feb 24, 2023
GboyegaD:
Every landlord has their rules just as it is in every other places. If the landlord isn't comfortable with such, there isn't much she can do. Good thing is she is soliciting to work for pay and not begging for money.
Ignore that woman.
RomanceFunniest Breakup by Hamachi(op): 5:47am On Feb 24, 2023
First of, thank you NL

Second, thanks to all the Admins., Crew, and you wonderful sisters who make this space habitable.

Finally, thank God for maturity. Why?

Because after a while, I want to share my experience on: MY FUNNIEST BREAK-UP EVER!🤣🤣🤣.

I've always thought the act of breaking up was always going to be sad and depressing, giving the few experiences I've had, and stories making the rounds. But, this one did not shock me o, neither did it make me sad instantly.

However, it makes me giggle especially when I recount how it all happened 😂😂😂.

Starting out...

I remember that beautiful morning when my tired self said a prayer before setting out that God should please send me a helper because I was tired of trekking to my bus stop every morning to catch a bus.

Omoh, like Zee World, on my way going, just close to my bus stop, that same morning, a car pulled up and behind the wheel was a huge, dark, gap - toothed, hansdome Uncle with dimples, whose smile just swept me off my feet.

There and then, he offered me a lift to work, and the Sunita in me could not just resist😄😄😄.

In his submission, he had seen and admired me on 3 occasions while trekking to my bus stop.

Shebi it's prayer answered? Ehn! I thought so, too.

But after 2 good years of no direction whatsoever, I decided to keep all the show of love aside, ponder very well on the constant quarrels and misunderstandings between us, while I get him and I to define what was going on between us as the 40+ Uncle was too relaxed for my liking.

Short text messages were the fastest media to reach him, so I used it.

I simply told him via the text that I can't continue the relationship anymore because I want to get married this year. Brother said nothing till the following morning when he came to pick me up so he could drop me off at work.

On our way, we practically dissected the text I sent, while I got to know some of the things I thought were wrong, and so I apologized immediately. Uncle told me it was ok - or so I thought, till we got to my bus stop.

SEE THE BREAK - UP HERE😀😀👇:

Him: Shebi this bus is the one going now?
Me: Yes.

Him: Toh, let me drive closer.
Me: Ok.

Him: Watch out o before this funny bike riders hit you. I don't even know why they are this reckless self.

Me: Thank you for the ride o. Take care.
Him: You're welcome. Take care naw, see you later.

Mommas and Sisters, this 'later' was since 1st week of January o😁😁😁, and I never heard nor saw Uncle again o.

No be break - up be this one?🤣🤣🤣.

Initially, I missed him and i must confess, I still do sometimes - but I'm beginning to heal.

Yes, I'm 20+ and still single. Thank God I'm maturing now to know that though I'm being disappointed, it's sure is for a good cause.

Love you all 💖😘😘 .
InvestmentRe: Lizzy Crypto Community (LCC) by Hamachi(f): 5:25am On Feb 24, 2023
Nice
RomanceRe: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Hamachi(f): 5:24am On Feb 24, 2023
cool
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys: Will These Girls Ever Listen? by Hamachi(f): 5:23am On Feb 24, 2023
grin
Cryptobits:
Most Nigerian men are hard to love
FamilyRe: Opinion: Why People Should Not Blame Ataga For Cheating by Hamachi(f): 5:20am On Feb 24, 2023
angry
FamilyRe: The Impact Of Bbnaija On Our Youth by Hamachi(f): 5:20am On Feb 24, 2023
shocked
KanwuliaExtra:
That is a show for a truly “wasted generation”!

No value whatsoever.
RomanceRe: Cryptonaires by Hamachi(f): 5:19am On Feb 24, 2023
sad
headbasher96:
If to say crpto no get losing side none of una nigerians for gree make other people join na hide una for the hide the thing
PropertiesRe: Avoid These Tenants When Renting Your House by Hamachi(f): 5:18am On Feb 24, 2023
angry
RomanceRe: Using Someone For Money Ritual Is No Longer In Vogue. Get A Good Business And Ne by Hamachi(f): 5:18am On Feb 24, 2023
angry
PropertiesRe: How Do I Eject This Tenant? by Hamachi(f): 5:17am On Feb 24, 2023
wink
TravelRe: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Hamachi(op): 5:16am On Feb 24, 2023
cheesy
My gate
FamilyRe: Are Millennial Parents Better Parents Than Past Generations? by Hamachi(op): 5:15am On Feb 24, 2023
smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which One Would You Take? by Hamachi(op): 5:15am On Feb 24, 2023
eedhrisademola:
E tire me well
Na wen Nigeria go beta lyk dis?
Voting the right leaders
Jobs/VacanciesRe: In The Lowest Moment On Your Life, That You Know Tried Friends by Hamachi(f): 5:14am On Feb 24, 2023
cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Big Mistake, Agree? by Hamachi(op): 5:14am On Feb 24, 2023
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FamilyRe: Help her by Hamachi(op): 5:12am On Feb 24, 2023
Thank you for you calls.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Would You Advice Both Parties To Do In Such A Situation by Hamachi(op): 5:11am On Feb 24, 2023
Dshocker:
Ire is that you huh
Nah
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help A Brother by Hamachi(f): 5:11am On Feb 24, 2023
Akalia:
Hi
Hello
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Verbal Offer Is Not Enough, It Is Not An Offer Letter. by Hamachi(f): 5:10am On Feb 24, 2023
SimeonOTC:
Please can you tell me why you said so? I really need to know because am about to resign from my current work and I wasn't given an offer letter. I have worked here for over 2years.
I said so because after I left without an offer letter I was treated like a piece of sh!t and when I complained they told me to my face that I don't have an offer letter, it was a toxic environment, bad boss and salary was never constant and pay keep changing from 100k this mo the to 65k next month to 90k the following month
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 1:04pm On Feb 21, 2023
Sequel to your application for the post of an Accountant
You have been invited to come in for an interview on the
24th of February 2023
Time: 10 am
You are expected to come along with:
A copy and originals of your credentials,
A handwritten application letter,
and your CV.
Location: 22 asa afariogun street,off osolo way, ajao estate isolo, Lagos or call 08033121886
Mastersville school
Kindly Acknowledge this mail and note that punctuality is very important
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 1:03pm On Feb 21, 2023
Chefvys Fast Food, a good hospitality outlet is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Auditor / Accountant

Location: Surulere, Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

Job Description

Review reimbursement prepared by the outlet accountant.
Carry out daily cash count on petty and cash float periodically.
Ensuring compliance to company rules and regulations by all staff and reporting any deviation. Etc.
Requirements

Candidates should possess a Bachelor's Degree, HND, Master Degree, MBA or OND qualification with 1 - 5 years work experience.
Salary
N50,000 - N65,000 / month.

Application Closing Date
1st March, 2023.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: chefvyschefvys@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 1:03pm On Feb 21, 2023
Dear Hamachi,

You have been invited for an interview with Gusto Restaurant Limited, for the role of an Accountant. Kindly see details below:

Date: 27th-February-2023

Time: 10:00am

Venue: Gusto Restaurant, 1A, Ozumba Mbadiwe Radisson Blu Hotel (The Boutique),Victoria Island, Lagos.


--
Regards,
Human Resource Manager
Gusto Restaurant Limited
Mobile: 09166666403
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Offer In Lagos N200k Or Outside Lagos N200k by Hamachi(f): 1:01pm On Feb 21, 2023
Are you holding back from pursuing a new career opportunity because of certain myths? Don't let these misconceptions stop you from achieving your career goals!

It's never too late to change direction and explore new opportunities. Despite what you may have heard, there's no one "right" way to build a successful career. Here are some common myths that may be preventing you from pursuing your passions:

1. "It's too late to change careers"
2. "I need to have a specific degree to pursue a certain career"
3. "I have to follow a linear career path to be successful"
4. "I need to know exactly what I want to do before I start"
5. "I should stick with a job I don't enjoy because it pays well"

Remember, job satisfaction and personal fulfilment are just as important as earning a high salary. Don't let these myths hold you back from pursuing a fulfilling career.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Verbal Offer Is Not Enough, It Is Not An Offer Letter. by Hamachi(f): 12:59pm On Feb 21, 2023
Thank you for sheding more light on this. I fell victim out of ignorance and desperation. I hope people learn. In fact, do not drop a resignation letter at your current place of work until you have received an offer letter, and accepted the offer.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which would you advise he choose and why? by Hamachi(f): 2:42am On Feb 21, 2023
Company is out of it because of the hazard of factory

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