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Jobs/VacanciesWelcome To HJT by Hamachi(op): 9:58am On Nov 04, 2022
November already!
Where did 2022 go?!
Don’t beat yourself up for not having achieved the goals you set in January.
It’s okay to celebrate the small wins.
A new day, a new week, a new month presents a new opportunity.

You are your greatest asset. Even if you’ve neglected other goals, don’t neglect YOU.

What’s the one thing you will do this month of November to grow, develop yourself, expand your horizon, enhance your skills?

Any plans for some training? Can you spend at least one hour a day in self-development, reading a good book or listen to inspiring messages in traffic. Make the effort to spend time with a mentor.

FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED
Perhaps you left too many loose ends unfinished in January and February.
Go back to them and this time, EXECUTE.

BE DELIBERATE ABOUT NETWORKING
Who do you need to meet?
Who do you need to catch up with?
Make that list now.
A phone call, a meeting…

BUILD IN SOME FUN
Spend time with cherished family and friends, travel, get enough sleep, enjoy your hobbies and pastimes, watch a movie, go to the beach, have lunch, have tea.
Live fully in the present;
Have fun.
Every day of your life counts.
“Life is the occasion.”

Welcome November!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Negotiations by Hamachi(f): 9:57am On Nov 04, 2022
Location: Calabar

Sector: Hospitality (Hotel)

The role will be responsible for all people strategy, agenda and interventions required for day to day hotel operations.
Smooth culture transition and implementation. Employee relations management.
Key requirement,
-minimum of 3 years experience
- previous hospitality business experience will be an advantage
- Professional Membership (CIPM, SHRM, etc..)

To apply: please send your CV to oyetoun.oseni@transcorpgroup.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Negotiations by Hamachi(f): 9:57am On Nov 04, 2022
Name of organization: Total interior

Location: Bannex Abuja

Role: Sales Rep

Salary: Actractive with benefits

Reqirement:
- Sales Rep experience
- Social Media content generation ability
- Basic knowledge of Finance Management
- must be conversant with trendy Apps. ( instagram, facebook, Tiktok)
- Must be willing to dedicate to the job.
- fluent in multiple dialects is an added advantage (especially Hausa)
- must be willing to work Saturdays

To Apply chat us via WhatsApp on 08026521855 ...

Please Abuja residents only...

Rag someone who needs to see this!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Negotiations by Hamachi(f): 9:55am On Nov 04, 2022
grin
TheSourcerer:
This is a random text to remind you reading this to smile , trust me it helps. It’s gonna get better you’ll see smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 9:54am On Nov 04, 2022
Dear All,

we are currently recruiting HRBP for a client in the Engineering space in Lagos.

Pay: 250-300k
Location: Ikeja, Lagos

Requirements
Must have atleast 5 years experience working as a HR Professional.

Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to skillsfocusconsulting@gmail.com
using HRBP as the subject of the mail
Technology MarketRe: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Hamachi(f): 9:45am On Nov 04, 2022
Go for solar
Alexiz031:
Morning guys. Please I will need advice on a good budget generator that has low noise, low fuel consumption. It will power a Hisense fridge, LG smart TV and bulb. I don’t really have ideas about generators and I am afraid of buying bad one.
RomanceRe: Ladies love-vendor Their Friends To Their Fathers - Ossai Success, Okowa’s Aide Claims by Hamachi(f): 8:38am On Nov 04, 2022
sTOP BEING A TRIBAL BIGOT
ednut1:
Not a new thing in delta and south south. Their level of immortality no be here.
PoliticsRe: Stop Harassing & Extorting Residents - Sanwo-Olu Tells Officers by Hamachi(f): 8:06am On Nov 04, 2022
grin

Oga Sanwo -Olu go to Yaba, Oshodi, Alaba, Apapa and tell them that
PoliticsRe: Youths Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu In Lagos (Photos) by Hamachi(f): 2:49pm On Nov 03, 2022
What your reason for voting BAT and you dey Uk dey tell us make we vote BAT. Anthonia, be careful o!
STENON:
Voting for Pitobi is like voting for such incompetence leader with ability to speak good English with audio planning but nothing to show interms of achievement. Say YES to Good progress, Vote for BAT 2022 !!!
RomanceRe: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Hamachi(f): 2:47pm On Nov 03, 2022
cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Hamachi(f): 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2022
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Mpyaw:
I have been a member of this thread for some time now and have observed the trends, comics, job ads, relief and a few intellectual advice.

Teachers are the moulders of "our" future.

Observation:

1. Golden Dr., is an extra-ordinary person in the sense that he started this thread and has kept it going for almost a year despite challenges(because he was off the thread for sometime) . He offered to some very useful tips, words of advice,words of encouragement and how to go about the teaching interviews(Prof. Gday is also a member).

Some others later joined such as Pastordoalone, Ninilowo, DoveQueen ( they have since disappeared), givemejoy, artisticallyart, Prof Gday, not forgetting our own xtfield, manie, avicky and a few others.

2. Feedback is necessary in everything and anything we do. it determines decision making process , which could make it delayed or faster for individuals or corporate organisation. Many find it difficult to do this. Thanks to the fellow who posted pictures of a school and dilapidated structures and advertised it was a "reputable" school.... That is feedback. Most persons knew the next step to follow.

3.Some persons are just unfair, even after going through pages of newspapers for job ads, they find it difficult to share.... that to me is wickedness and heartlessness, YES!!! because the job maybe far away from you and someone could be close to where the job is.

4. Some that are far away from the "action" (where the jobs are concentrated) should do as the experts on this thread have suggested.

5. Typographical error should be discouraged for a teacher or would-be teacher on this thread (mediocrity should be discouraged) grammatical constructions and punctautions such as full stop, commas e.t.c are VERY important.


Suggestions:
it is good we have a forum like this and a thread solely for the teachers.

1. Feedback cannot be over- emphasized. Please do give feedback when necessary.

2. When you see a job ad that you know you are far from it, please post it.

3. It would not be a bad idea if we have individuals from say Gombe, Bayelsa, Zaria and the likes dropping teaching jobs in that region.

4. If each one can reach one, each one can teach one- Charles 'B'.

5. it would not be a bad idea if we know the salary range of schools within "specific" locations within a region like Lekki, Ajah, Badore, Ikorodu, Festac, Orile, Ringroad, Sabon geri,Ugbowo, Dugbe, Kubuwa, Kabba e.t.c by doing,it will save us a lot.

6. Ensure you read, re-read and read you post before posting, for crying out loud there is the modify button.

Thank you.
Copied.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: AdasLounge18 (AL) by Hamachi(f): 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2022
Get married
omis1:
pls I need hookup or friend with benefits in kuje local government Abuja
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 11:53am On Nov 03, 2022
Hiring❗ Hiring❗Hiring❗

The following positions are needed in a Reputable Energy / Power Company in VI

1. Accountant

2. Brand Manager

3. Secretary / office Manager

4. Sales Executive

5. Legal Adviser

Requirements
* Each applicant must have BSc or HND in the feild..

* Must be a residence of Lagos.

* Must have 3-5 years experience in a specific role.

* Must be able to work with minimal supervision

Salary: Attractive

Interested and qualified candidates should forward their application and CV to Careers@almondgroup.com.ng

Using the position as the subject of the mail.

Deadline: November 11, 2022.

ONLY SHORTLISTED candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 11:44am On Nov 03, 2022
Job Position: Customer Relationship Executive (BPE)
Job Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Full-time

Responsibilities
Recruit for Simon Page's professional qualifications.
Provide excellent study support for delegates and manage the e-learning platform
Coordinate classes and ensure they run smoothly.
Create, edit, and proofread social media content working with an external digital agency.

Requirements
Candidates should possess a Bachelor's Degree qualification with 0 - 4 years of work experience.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CVs to: nnamdi@simon-page.com using the Job position as the subject of the email.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies by Hamachi(f): 11:43am On Nov 03, 2022
URGENT VACANCY

A client urgently needs Female Account Executive the prospective candidate must have finished NYSC. She is expected to have knowledge of accounting principles, account reconciliation, and good financial record-keeping.
Location: Onikan Lagos
Remuneration: N75,000 – 80,000 monthly
Send resume to adanne.osuagwu@gmail.com or recruitment@qualisbusinesssupport.com with Account Executive as subject
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Interview Experience by Hamachi(f): 11:34am On Nov 03, 2022
I once had a very terrible interview experience. I applied for a HR position in this organization and I was invited for a first interview which turned out okay. They reached out to me and scheduled a meeting with the MD of the organization and that was where it all started.

On the scheduled date, I went there as agreed and waited forever for the MD to arrive, she finally did and I expected to get called atleast after 10mins but that didn’t happen.
After about 30mins, she came down with her entourage(Members of staff running around her to get done whatever she wanted) which I figured included her P.A.
I stood up to greet and she answered in a very busy manner and told me she had a meeting that was going to last for three hours and asked me to go, she’d send for me when she was done with her meeting.
That was 3pm already and my meeting with her was scheduled for 11am.

I left feeling sad and disappointed.
I got a message for another meeting with her, scheduled for 2pm the next day.
I showed up at about 1:30pm and she didn’t. I left again.
I really wanted this job because one of their cores is Learning and Development and I was going to be exposed to training people, which was an area in HR I needed to work on.

The next day, I was having lunch at about 2:30pm when I got a call to start coming, the MD was ready to meet with me, I booked a ride and went there immediately, I waited a while and she walked in.
She had a first meeting and I was asked to go in afterwards. At last! I thought to myself.

I was before the beautiful, elegant and well spoken boss. She carried herself like a goddess and that was super cool.
She asked me to sit and said it was going to be a very quick and unusual interview.

She was so cold and I got nervous , I lost answers to every question and I wasn’t allowed to land before getting interrupted for the questions I had answers for. It was a disaster.
It wasn’t up to 10mins and she said we were done.

The worst part now!!!
I walked to the door(an electronic door, with an inscription “do not touch” on the button.) I was certainly not used to this one.
I asked politely if she could assist with the door, atleast tell me what to do… Then she goes “FIGURE IT OUT”
I did figure it out on the next trial and I left�.
The next day, I was asked to come in for an offer. I replied by pouring out my heart. I told the messenger I wasn’t interested in working in a toxic environment.

Getting your dream job is great but a toxic environment will kill your dream for the job.
FamilyRe: A Lot Of Marriages Now Crashing Within 3 Months by Hamachi(f): 11:27am On Nov 03, 2022
Nonexisting1:
It's not about dating. I have seen people that dated 5yrs and their marriage still crashed. Men today marry for nyash and breast and women marry for comfort and to form for their friends with few marrying to escape their family's pressure and problems. I have said it, I can not marry in this world, maybe in the next. I have met so many women and I am yet to see one that knows the true meaning of marriage. Even me, I'm not ready for the bullshit. My father will always say that if a man is not ready to raise an infant ekuke dog, he should never talk about marriage and my mother will add that if a woman is not ready to be a mother to a grown idiot, she should never think of marriage.
#FACT
TravelRe: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by Hamachi(f): 11:19am On Nov 03, 2022
This one way you dey na greener pasture. No light, No good road, you travel by road or even, you get kidnapped by bandit
zed7:
What is your definition of greener pastures?
Christianity EtcRe: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Hamachi(f): 8:35am On Nov 03, 2022
Give me a quote for a three bedroom apartment five ceiling fan, 17 bulbs, 3 sockted and one socket to charge laptop
optimistcandyboy:
You dey meant niqqa. That mama really like tatatata.

Holla for Solar Inverter for home/office
TravelRe: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by Hamachi(f): 8:21am On Nov 03, 2022
So, you are not moving for greener pastures?
zed7:
I always tell people that japa is not for the poor. It's the middle class that can actually afford to relocate. Right now it's all about herd mentality. Many are like a bull going to the slaughter house. No concrete plan.

I actually wish them goodluck. They will sweat and grind for every penny. Nothing is given freely.

Whilst I know the country failed them, I also know that this is second slavery. The West don't need guns and mirrors anymore, they just need to dangle visas and tweak their policies a little and our best hands will run and go slaving for them, whilst their citizens idle away and enjoy the fruit of our peoples hardwork. Just like the days of old.

The West got this advanced with the sweat of Africans and other less developed nations. They're still doing same till date. It's pathetic.
TravelRe: Canada Plans Record Immigration Targets Amid Labour Crunch by Hamachi(f): 8:13am On Nov 03, 2022
Hold close 20m
Akwamkpuruamu:
Can #5m relocate one with family to Canada? Because if Obi no win, this country will be be so messed up
or check this thread https://www.nairaland.com/7413912/japa-story#118084898
Nairaland GeneralRe: Can You Still Make It At 39? by Hamachi(f): 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2022
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Accountant

Location: Lagos

Duties and Responsibilities

Prepare and examine financial records, ensuring records are accurate and that taxes are paid. Different types of Accountant duties and responsibilities may include the following:
Reconciling the company’s bank statements and bookkeeping ledgers
Completing analysis of the employee expenditures
Managing income and expenditure accounts
Generating the company’s financial reports using income and expenditure data
Keeping a check on the company’s finances based on financial status
Filing and remitting taxes and other financial obligations
Initiating and managing financial and accounting software used by the company
Qualifications

Bachelor's Degree in Accounting, Finance, or relevant degree.
Minimum of 3years' post qualification experience in accounting and financial analysis
MSc is an advantage
Must be a chartered accountant.
Application Closing Date
8th November, 2022.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to: resumes@ht-limitedng.net using the Position as the subject of the email.
RomanceRe: What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You?.... by Hamachi(op): 4:43pm On Nov 02, 2022
angry
sorosoke101:
1 They only love you when you are with money
2 don't fight your family because of a woman
3 don't go extra mile to satisfy them (they can never be)
4 Run while you still can if you notice bad traits
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Stolen by Hamachi(op): 4:40pm On Nov 02, 2022
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mykeloke:
Quite apt
Jobs/VacanciesRe: There Is Something About NIGERIANS �� I Need To Get Off My Chest... by Hamachi(op): 4:38pm On Nov 02, 2022
cheesy
FaceTanke:
I am a Nigerian

Can I get on ur chest wink
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Mom? by Hamachi(op): 4:37pm On Nov 02, 2022
How?
Czathedemigod:
Hi Hamachi,how did this go?! You didn't say nothing.. I'm curious as to how you handled the whole situation
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 4:36pm On Nov 02, 2022
Account Officers needed @ , 82 babington ashaye crescent,omole phase 1, Ikeja Lagos. Event scheduled for Saturday 5th of November, 2022 by 1200pm prompt.

For enquiries on direction call
08082914142

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