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Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 4:16am On Jun 12, 2022
TotalRunter:
Bros thanks for your truthful assessment which i know is born of experience. But pls i want to ask you something a bit unusual. Pls I'm a physically challenged person with obvious limp in my left leg and a fresh graduate of electronics from a uni in SS. I even got 75% scholarship for a US uni but i have not makeup mind because I'm also okay here my Dad got some cheese so I'm not desperate. So what do you think are the chances of a disabled person (i can walk almost straight most times) like me in terms of employment if i decided to hussle few years after graduation? Just tell me as it is bros to the best of your knowledge, thanks
Baba! Your old man no go dey Alive forever, hustle for your unborn kids. Leave Nigeria ASAP.
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 4:12am On Jun 12, 2022
eniteden:
Rubbish then why u dey there if it's that bad? That homeless person dey recieve stipend from government if na citizen he be. And i tell u that homeless guy dey make money pass some of us for here per annum. Bros give me visa I won come stay that kind place abeg just give me one year I go come naija scarter ground. I slept in uncompleted building in Abuja here 12yrs ago n till na I never blow, it can't happen there.
May God bless your hustle.
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 4:11am On Jun 12, 2022
Emiron:
Imagine even Sound Sultan way sing AJo ko le dabi ile no matter where u go make u no forget area oo Na America dem burial am na white man land him sleep and up till now some people still never get sense dem no suppose tell u make u japa before u japa I swear na watin suppose Dey head b dat any time
Oga! To fly am back no be moi moi money o! Bro Bode has not come back home for over 8yrs now but has built houses for his family members.
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 4:07am On Jun 12, 2022
pansophist:
If opportunity comes to japa, please, run. Homelessness abroad is more of a personal choice, hardly systematic. There are some people that are so lazy and useless that even if you put them inside river to wash the soap off their eyes, they will still complain that the water is not sweet enough.

The so called homeless people have shelters, free food, security and hope, yes hope, the most important thing. They are homeless but their passport can take them round the world without a visa. They are privileged even while homeless. The guy filming is obviously not homeless, and you too will not be.

If you're not lazy, have goals, and ready to work, na you go run. Can you deliver food? Can you serve in a restaurant? Can you teach fitness? Can you work in the service sector? I deliberately mentioned unskilled jobs, so even if you have only an high school cert and not lazy, you'll not only survive but thrive.
How can you help me?
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 4:05am On Jun 12, 2022
KingOfAmebo:
Bro, there are still legit hustlers like you and I in Nigeria still making it...So, Why would you advise others to japa? Dangote and Dantata his granddad didn't japa to make their fortune.

Japarism is not the solution...let's fix our home.
You get light for house or na gen you take sleep?
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 4:04am On Jun 12, 2022
Emiron:
Na same WhatsApp group all of them Dey same story day them no Dey pick money for ground when u enter white man land !!! My friend sister way just land Canada this year container of cars don Dey land I swear I hate all those bullshit stories say u must get waiting u won go do for white man land before u enter na pure lies white man land dream Dey come true for this shit hole we no get dream na anything way come ur way imagine person way finish university for here Dey ride Okada or Keke u think say them Dey pray for work for white man land no na if u no won work if u won work u go work . Him Dey talk about homeless u think say we get home for this shit hole home way no way no steady electricity we be homeless already for here
Abeg make we connect so I go fit help sell those cars.
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 3:57am On Jun 12, 2022
Chachamiliano:
Light is happiness. I laugh at people saying no Japa but them dey there.

You earn about 500k for naija, you think say na moneyhuh
Nepa will not give you light for a whole month
You can't park your car outside
Friends, family, churches are billing you left and right.
No environment is safe.
You sleep with your eyes open even highbrow estates are being robbed on a steady.
You have sect of people taking life's at will and nothing happens.

You have strength you want to work but no job.

If you want to compare America and Nigeria, get a job in a multinational like General Electric, Coca cola Hellenic, or any company that is being owned by an American. Then get a job that is owned by a Nigerian. Then come back and testify
Spot on
Romance › Re: Why Do The Innocent Suffer Most? by Hamachi(op): 4:28pm On Jun 09, 2022
cool
Family › Re: Are Millennial Parents Better Parents Than Past Generations? by Hamachi(op): 4:28pm On Jun 09, 2022
huh
Chainsmokers:
Actually i wasn't able to share my secret life with my parent when i was a teen cause my dad has this judging mentality, in which what Ever you tell him he will use it against you so as my mum but hers was better cause she knows whenever she crossed the line. undecided
I have already said it that my kids won't be treated the way i was treated undecided
Travel › Re: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Hamachi(op): 4:28pm On Jun 09, 2022
grin
Stanley1155:
To my village.
Romance › Re: A Letter From An Aborted Child by Hamachi(op): 4:27pm On Jun 09, 2022
undecided
Dreadlock69:
Mystery pikin see book inside womb how
Romance › Re: Male Nipple Stimulation (18+)-A Thread!!! by Hamachi(op): 4:27pm On Jun 09, 2022
Ask your mama
Slynation:
Nobody commented since 2019 and you restored the thread back live...

How much do you charge for your service??
Business › Re: Car Wash or Laundry Business Which Is More Profitable? by Hamachi(f): 4:25pm On Jun 09, 2022
We do the heavy lifting for contractors by finding business and contract opportunities in both public and private sectors and publishing them on our website for public visibility.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Volunteer (Digital Content Writer)

Location: Abuja (Remote)
Employment Type: Volunteer

Responsibilities

Create digital contents for social media
Generate leads of businesses
Write contents for our website, blogs, videos, Newsletters, social media posts/campaigns, and email campaigns.

Requirements

Interested candidates should possess a relevant qualification with a minimum of 1 year of experience.
Working Laptop and Smart Phone.
Be a good social media specialist
Strong writing and proofreading skills
Great attention to detail
Ability to give constructive feedback
Conceptual creative abilities
Ability to create stories.

Benefits
What you will benefit from this role?

The job is Remote.
Tendency of being confirmed as a permanent staff
Free monthly working internet data.
Hands-on learning experience
Opportunity to build relationships for your career
Opportunity to work with the Print Tender team.

Application Closing Date
17th June, 2022.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their application and CV to: info@print-tenders.com.ng using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Business › Re: Car Wash or Laundry Business Which Is More Profitable? by Hamachi(f): 4:14pm On Jun 09, 2022
Both require power and so you will have to get a gen fuel it and regular maintenance while farming the overhead is not much but do you have the power to farm
Business › Re: Car Wash or Laundry Business Which Is More Profitable? by Hamachi(f): 4:11pm On Jun 09, 2022
Evidenx:
Please a friend of mine abroad wants me and him to start a business, am looking at these two options,
Car wash or laundry,which is more profitable?
And if you have any other profitable business please share.
Thanks.

Note : I would have ventured Into farming wink as every one eats food...but the fear of Fulani herdsmen. You understand.
Romance › Re: What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You?.... by Hamachi(op): 4:10pm On Jun 09, 2022
kiss
Blackmoran:
I learnt the word called, "love" is just an illusion .. The most important thing is respect in any relationship
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Fiancé Just Lost His Job by Hamachi(f): 4:10pm On Jun 09, 2022
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Account Officer

Location: Lagos

Job Description

Preparing customer invoices
Assist Accounts Executive in inventory reconciliation – Once monthly
Bank reconciliation for selected bank accounts every 15 days
Preparation of petty cash and bank payment vouchers and entering them in accounting software
Checking expenses of local engineers, summarizing them according to order type and posting them in ERP
Handling all online payments to vendors, engineers and transporters etc.
Regular checking of expenses against budget with the Accounts Executive before making payment
Summarize the actuals on a weekly basis for indirect expenses, budget & monthly cash flow
Local vendors payment, booking of vendors invoices
Reconciliation of General Ledgers as assigned by the Accounts Executive
Produce reports as requested.

Requirements

Candidates should possess a Bachelor's Degree qualification with 2 - 5 years work experience.

Salary
N100,000 - N120,000 / month.

Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hr@rpeltd.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Fiancé Just Lost His Job by Hamachi(f): 4:09pm On Jun 09, 2022
We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Industrial Training (I.T.) Student

Location: Lekki, Lagos
Employment Type: Internship

Description

Candidates should note that they will be working at our head office based at Lekki-Epe Expressway; Lekki, Lagos State.
Industrial training students will be attached to our Finance department. ONLY students in the fields of Finance & Accounting, Business Administration and Banking and Finance, e.t.c. are to apply.
Candidates meant to undergo a 1 YEAR industrial training attachment ONLY should apply.
Candidates should be ready to present their stamped and signed Industrial Training introductory letters from their respective schoolswhen contacted.

Requirements

Candidates should possess an OND qualification with 0-2 years work experience.
Industrial Trainee students may have (but not mandatory) cognate experience in the Oil & Gas, Real Estate and Property Development, Power Generation, Manufacturing, Renewable Energy, Engineering, Finance and Accounting, Agriculture e.t.c. industries as applicable to job title respectively.
Candidates should be honest, committed, hardworking and able to self-motivate themselves.
It will be advantageous to candidates if they reside around the Marina, Ikoyi, Victoria Island, Lekki and Ibeju-Lekki Areas.

Application Closing Date
31st December, 2022.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications to: northstan2016@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Fiancé Just Lost His Job by Hamachi(f): 4:08pm On Jun 09, 2022
You Centred Consulting - Our client, an International School, is recruiting to fill the following positions below:

1.) Chartered Accountant

2.) Teacher Music

3.) Teacher Physical & Health

4.) Teacher Fine Art

Location: Abraham Adesanya, Lekki Ajah, Lagos
Sector: Education

General Job Requirements

Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications with 1 - 7 years work experience.

Specific Requirements:

Chartered Accountant: Experience: 4-7 years.
Teachers: Experience: 1-2 years.

Application Closing Date
17th June, 2022.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: careers.youcentredconsulting@gmail.com using the job title as the subject of the mail.

Note

Proximity to the job location is very important.
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Health › Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by Hamachi(f): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2022
grin
Jeon:
I HAVE NO ADVICE BUT DON'T ABORT.

ANYWAY CONGRATULATIONS.
Health › Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by Hamachi(f): 11:11am On Jun 09, 2022
Congratulations PapaNew222

Join SafeHavenJoint on telegram, they will help you.
Health › Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by Hamachi(f): 11:10am On Jun 09, 2022
Congratulations PapaNew222
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission ("NERC") Is Recruiting. by Hamachi(f): 11:08am On Jun 09, 2022
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Fiancé Just Lost His Job by Hamachi(f): 11:07am On Jun 09, 2022
Babe! Check your biological clock o! Mkw you smart up.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice Needed by Hamachi(f): 11:06am On Jun 09, 2022
Keep it up
Romance › Re: What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You?.... by Hamachi(op): 11:03am On Jun 09, 2022
kiss
Blaxie:
Never to give humans more than what they deserve.
Romance › Re: Money Is A Revealer Of Character. by Hamachi(op): 10:58am On Jun 09, 2022
undecided
Truvelisback:
What forces a lady to love a guy if not money?
Family › Re: Do You Think This Is The Right Thing To Do by Hamachi(f): 10:57am On Jun 09, 2022
undecided
eedhrisademola:
Because 4d spelling of church nkemi, letter H gat d second nd last letter. House and Home
Travel › Re: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Hamachi(op): 8:31pm On May 31, 2022
kiss
Valleys:
From kaduna to Abuja by road and I will thank God for saving me from the hands of kidnappers.
Family › Re: Are Millennial Parents Better Parents Than Past Generations? by Hamachi(op): 8:30pm On May 31, 2022
lipsrsealed
Chainsmokers:
Actually i wasn't able to share my secret life with my parent when i was a teen cause my dad has this judging mentality, in which what Ever you tell him he will use it against you so as my mum but hers was better cause she knows whenever she crossed the line. undecided
I have already said it that my kids won't be treated the way i was treated undecided

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