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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Hamachi(f): 8:56am On Jun 24, 2022

My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.

I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 8:46am On Jun 24, 2022

In trading, you're not paid by the hour but, by doing the correct things over and over again.

Don't forget that!

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Business › Re: My Journey Into The Short Let Apartment Business In Lagos. by Hamachi(f): 3:17am On Jun 23, 2022

mrsage:
I will appreciate some form of response.

Kindly type hello or Hi

Then we proceed....

Remember I still have lots of stories and valuable information to share....

Keep it coming.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Sri Lanka's Economy Has Collapsed: Prime Minister by Hamachi(f): 3:14am On Jun 23, 2022

kponkedenge:
This is the future of Nigeria if we don't get it right this time.

I'm just thinking how we are going to pay for all the billions of dollars Buhari borrowed during his tenure..... Money that is being currently looted with no tangible investment to repay in the long run.

Little wonder why World Bank stopped loaning money to Nigeria, and we decided to turn to China.

They have mortgage the future hence the taxing of business to high heaven.

Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 2:02am On Jun 23, 2022

Here’s the deal:

Many traders get into trading because they want to generate another source of income.

That’s because they want to quit their 9 to 6 job and have the freedom to do the things you love.

Now, if that sounds like you then here’s a warning to you…

Trading is one of the worst ways to earn a regular source of income.

Why?

Because the markets are always changing!

A trading strategy that makes money this week might go into a drawdown the next.

Now, it doesn’t mean you can’t trade the strategy anymore but, it’ll take time for market conditions to revert to your favour—and it could take a few weeks or months.

This means you shouldn’t expect to make profits every single day, week or month.

You only take what the markets give, and nothing more.

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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 2:01am On Jun 23, 2022

Before you go out today, I just want to tell you that some skills have outgrown their importance

Some are seasonal

Learn something new

Something scalable

Move, you aren't a tree. Evolve and grow

Join m y c r y p t o n g on telegram

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Business › Question Of The Day by Hamachi(op): 2:00am On Jun 23, 2022

Question for the day:

Why are you not doing what you know you need to do to make sure your business is successful?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Challenges by Hamachi(f): 5:37am On Jun 21, 2022

bunmitepresh:
pls,anybody living in ikotun that i can stay with,pls,its urgent

Do you still need it

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 5:36am On Jun 21, 2022

In respect to your application, you are invited for an interview/test

The Biggera, Igbo Efon Roundabout Lekki-Epe Express way, Lagos

Come along with your CV

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Experience Working With Lumos Nigeria by Hamachi(op): 5:34am On Jun 21, 2022

No one?!

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Romance › Re: Dear Young Man!!? by Hamachi(op): 5:33am On Jun 21, 2022

Datboredberri:
Men need women who would use their vagina to make them rich?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which One Would You Take? by Hamachi(op): 5:22am On Jun 21, 2022

Truvelisback:
Go for the 150k job.

why?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 5:22am On Jun 21, 2022

Good morning, Miss Hamachi

You have been scheduled for an interview tomorrow morning for the position of a receptionist

Venue: securepoint security solution ltd.

Address: plot 6 block 128b remi oluwode road lekki phase 1, opposite trem Church on pinnacle petrol station road.

Time: 12noon

Please come along with copies of the following documents:

1. 2 copies of your Cv
2. 2 passport photos
3. All educational credentials
4. NYSC certificate
5. NIN
6. Professional certificate if any

Regards.
HR Manager
SecurePoint security solution ltd

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 5:20am On Jun 21, 2022

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Accounts Receivable Officer

Location: Lagos, Nigeria (On-site)
Full-time: Entry level

About the Job
Receivable Management:

Timely posting of receivables into the financial system for all the upstream companies
Timely collection and receipt of all crude proceeds and cash calls received by Asharami Energy
Review and analyze hedging arrangements with the Company’s customer.
Enforces policies, procedures and internal controls related to receivables managements.
Tax:

Timely filing and remittance of statutory payments (WHT; PPT; CIT; NCD; VAT; Royalty; Gas Flare Penalty) for all Asharami Energy subsidiaries
Filing of Transfer pricing for all upstream companies
Reconciliations of remittances with relevant tax or regulatory authorities
Treasury:

Makes all payment for Asharami Energy- writes and issues cheques, prepares telegraphic transfer instructions (Naira and Foreign currency)
Monitors and processes banking transactions in collaboration with the Management and Project Accountant
Liaison with various banks where company accounts are maintained.
Enforces policies, procedures and internal controls related to bank and cash operations.
Prepares and submits a weekly cash report for all bank accounts. This details Asharami Energy’s cash positions in all banks.
Assists with cash flow planning so that all debt payment and other obligation are paid timely and ensure accurate and timely transfer of funds to meet foreign payment obligations.
Handling of Treasury related queries.
Requirements

A Bachelor's Degree in Accounting, Economics or relevant field
Must have commenced ICAN examination with Skills level passed at a minimum
At least 3-5 years post NYSC work experience in a similar role.
Must possess very sound knowledge of basic accounting
Must be able to do simple analysis and interpretation of financial transactions.
Ability to maintain strong relationships with external parties and internal colleagues
Knowledgeable in IFRS.
Your Personal Attributes:

Intrinsically motivated;
Results - oriented and pragmatic with exceptional problem solving and decision making skills;
Top-notch networking and negotiation skills
Emotionally intelligent
Excellent and precise communication & presentation skills;
Comfortable and effective in managing and communicating with team members and stakeholders
Ability to deliver results with low levels of supervision;
Strong interpersonal skills, time management and planning skills.
Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should: if you see it do inform me

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which One Would You Take? by Hamachi(op): 5:19am On Jun 21, 2022

Truvelisback:
HMO means what?

Health Management Organization more like free health care for you

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which One Would You Take? by Hamachi(op): 5:12am On Jun 21, 2022

Truvelisback:
The cost of ur fare to the places should determine ur preferred job. Mention the advantages and disadvantages of both jobs.

150k
Pension
HMO

120k
No pension
HMO
13th month
Leave allowance

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which One Would You Take? by Hamachi(op): 7:16pm On Jun 20, 2022

Gabkan7:
150k

Why?

Jobs/Vacancies › Which One Would You Take? by Hamachi(op): 7:07pm On Jun 20, 2022

A job on the island 150k or a job on the mainland 120k

You reside in Ketu

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Advice by Hamachi(f): 7:06pm On Jun 20, 2022

Gabkan7:
Nairaland please advice
I started a part-time tutoring in a school to supplement income and my first pay is getting old, should i take this as a red alarm and japa after the pay or consider the students?

Consider the students and look at your bills?

Do you have another job waiting for you while you japa?
Do the maths?

Romance › Re: Dear Young Man!!? by Hamachi(op): 6:56pm On Jun 20, 2022

Robertgreene1:
I know a man whose wife was a former aide (or mistress)..or both..of the former vice president of Nigeria...
This woman made so much dough from her V.P oga back then...that she was later convicted of money laundering nd even did jail time back then...
Today her husband is the richest man in my town with a chain of bureau de changes nd investment banks all over the country...But if you see how this man worships that his wife that made him eh...he worships her like a goddess...
That's d kind of woman every man needs...those ones that can fight 4 their man's success...not those useless ones that offer nothing... absolutely nothing to a man...

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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Hamachi(f): 6:55pm On Jun 20, 2022

MrCodeSolo:
at the bolded right there is what the T.A books called "the pull-back trading strategy".

To me personally, i feel we should check the btc news first for any major negative F.A, and btc at $19k? Is not a key-level support area.. my speculation is that; the overall 'bear' market direction right now is still going to be downwards trending... take it or leave it. And a major pumps can't hop in to save the day just yet...

Not when some major crypto exchanges are still laying off staffs (coinbase), and cutting 10% off paychecks (gemini exchange), etc. The Golden truth is a whole lot of investors are waiting around for btc at the $17k area... TO BUY and hence; the pull-back trading strategy will brilliantly come to play here....( a swing-like consolidation btw 17k - 22k ish or there about most likely.
If I were you, I would just ignore the rumour and boldly trade the news.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Fiancé Just Lost His Job by Hamachi(f): 6:54pm On Jun 20, 2022

IyaTola:
I don't need it.

You should not have responded to him, his a known troll on this forum.

Jobs/Vacancies › Share Your Experience Working With Lumos Nigeria by Hamachi(op): 6:47pm On Jun 20, 2022*

Not a bad company.
Sales representative (Former Employee) - Nigeria - May 26, 2022
Normal working hours, you learn about sales. Management is visionary but more profit oriented so workers can be hit anytime without compensation as company could downsize anytime. Job security is low, you sign contract every 3 months. Be prepared to work extra hours and go on road shows. Ever changing sales target and you only get basic salary no matter how close you are to meeting targets if you don't meet it.

4.0
Productive and fun work place
Regional Recovery Officer (Former Employee) - Lagos - March 23, 2022
Gained practical experience and knowledge especially in the customer service department, where you get to meet other staff members from different backgrounds, who are always ready to share working ideas as a team, and willing to assist you develop your skills on the job.

4.0
productive working environment
Customer Service representative, latter proceed as Churn/ Administrative of (Current Employee) - Lagos - April 14, 2020
Lumos is a customer delivering and retention organization, customer satisfaction is the aims and objective of the organization. Focus on KPI of every team member towards customer satisfaction, with loveable team members to help each person achieved set goals and targets.
Pros
Fun days team bonding, customer service week fruit day where inclusive
Cons
Good HMO accessibility reliable pension schemes

4.0
effective
Warehouse Supervisor (Former Employee) - Lagos - February 15, 2020
Good training environment but low income, few workers making work stressful, no reward for extra hours spent, workers are friendlyand hard working with good team work
Pros
nill
Cons
Yes

4.0
A nice place to learn
Lab Technician (Former Employee) - Federal Capital Territory - January 14, 2020
Lumos Nigeria is a new company in Nigeria, and pay their employee on time with good working environment and working tools, steady power supply and Ethernet.

4.0
Productive, goal driven and result oriented
Regional Technical Supervisor (Current Employee) - Lagos - May 5, 2019
An international solar power company partnering telecommunication giant, with good structural organization and solid customer base.
Effective marketing strategies and strong staff strength.

3.0
Always excited moment
Field service agent (Former Employee) - Calabar - February 9, 2019
By the grace of God, it was a wonderful time working with Lumos Nigeria because I had a lot of experience on travelling to different places, most especially learning while on the field.
Pros
No free lunch
Cons
No health-care

Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by Hamachi(f): 6:07pm On Jun 20, 2022

Chachamiliano:
And someone will say don't come to USA. The analogy is simple......
Every young man in the village wants to leave the village for capital city. Such as Lagos, Abuja, PHC etc. Why? Because they have seen the vision and understands that life is different from the way they live in the village. When they leave the village, does it mean that all will make it in the city? The answer is No. Some will still sleep in the street of Lagos because they have refused to work.

The ones that are open to opportunities will eventually make it. Developed countries hold greater promises than under developed countries

True

Business › Re: The Accountants' Lounge by Hamachi(f): 6:04pm On Jun 20, 2022

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Moove Africa by Hamachi(f): 4:39pm On Jun 20, 2022

jephthahstakes4:
The so call Moove Africa company is really frustrating people who are working with them.

When we warn una, una go dey shout bad belle

Jobs/Vacancies › Updated New Jobs/Gatecrashers by Hamachi(op): 4:36pm On Jun 20, 2022*

Yes! It time to uncommon things

Making Excuses 😩

In the book “What Got You Here, Won’t Get You There”, Marshall noted that people typically make two kinds of #excuses, either #blunt or #subtle.

Blunt excuses include “Sorry I’m late, there was heavy traffic”, “Sorry, I missed the meeting, my Google calendar malfunctioned” etc.

The problem with #blunt #excuses according to Marshall is that they’re an ineffective way of positioning yourself as someone whom others can look to and trust.

Resorting to them regularly makes you look as if you don’t have your #act together or don’t want to take #responsibility for your action instead, the unadorned “I’m sorry” is more effective.

Subtle excuses are those you use to attribute a #failing to some character #flaw, as if it were a permanent and unalterable aspect of who you are.

For example, you are asked why you’re wearing a long face, then you go “that’s how my face is”, 😩 or if you’re like me whose voice is usually loud when speaking🙈, then someone says you are shouting, then you go “My voice is naturally loud, I can’t help”
or you say things like “I don’t seem able to keep my mouth shut”, this is who I’m / my truth kindda talk 💆‍♀️

While to you, it sounds like you’re assuming
responsibility for your actions, but in the real sense of it, what you are saying is that you’re incapable of #change.

There is nothing to gain from stereotyping yourself in a negative manner, hence, ✋🏼It!

Acknowledge the behavior, let go of the self-defeating belief that they are part of you, & make changes.

I hope you got value !

Have a great weekend & remember not to make excuses this weekend 😇🎈✨🎉

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Politics › Re: 70% Of Nigerian Politicians Are Lunatics – Peter Obi by Hamachi(f): 3:10pm On Jun 20, 2022

Peter Obi!!!! You are you right but the truth is you cannot do it ALONE. There are people invested heavily in milking Nigeria, I do hope you get there and make the change we all desire but be warned this guy's don't play defense.

Career › Re: When Bricklayers Parade Themselves As Engineers by Hamachi(f): 3:06pm On Jun 20, 2022

I lost my house to such kind of people, spent 7m and the house was a mess, I regretted ever using Baba Ijekun. I eventually sold off the property.

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