₦airaland Forum

NevetsIbot:
Ohhhhh My!!!!! Isn't this beautiful.

Oh brotherly!

That is nothing but a conglomerate of principalities n powers!
A centralised dump for fatty flesh!

Wake up!

DavidTheGeek:
Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Don't waste your time on this.

Forget it!

But Why DTG?

I like matured ladies. You wud learn these drills faster with em .....Go figure

Kellapaw:
OP

I have this girl in my HOSTEL.
She is in 500level and am in 300level.
She is Lil bigger than me also
I love her so much. We are not really close Buh. We do greet casually.

She will be graduating by August.

I need to act quickly.

I need your help


Tho I av confidence in talking to other Babes. And woeing them Buh this one is different.

She dont rapport with anybody in the hostel. We do greet ourself casually. 3 days ago she came from a journey. When I met her. I ask that . How was her trip. And hope she had fun. And she smiles heavily back to me in reply. Buh to continue aqain is like a Jericho now

First off, Delete your phn number from your Siggy. U come too cheap.


Next time u meet her, ask her this: Shelly, i wano ask you a very serious Question, I dont know how u wud take it, it has been bodering me for a while now( tune her anticipation up like this)

When she asks what it is, tell her : no not here. Dont know if u wud feint on me. Lets meet @ .....by 6pm
..


The Question?

Here:
Why is it that you lose your tongue everytime you see me?

Ask it with all seriousnes n d wary guts of a practiced painter

Now dont run back to me for follow up wity lines. Think them up

Allboiz:
New girls I meet read my chat and don't reply... Are they forming hard to get or what

No, not at all. Its u forming Hard to get

Your words are hard to get

Your lines Drive even d moon away. So who is really forming hard to get ? See?

Op u r d architect of all your woes.
Blame no one else but u.
Ladies dont like dating ladies with a d1ck.

You r nothing but a gurl wit a d1ck.

Click on my signature n see how ur life wud turn for d best.

Now be gone

So he hasnt seen fresh off d womb whyte babies b4 ?

They always look funny but as they grow, their glory begin to show up!

I pray his woman does not see this post! SHe'd hate him. Besides, d baby bears him gene so he is to blame

donbobs:
Hey harddon... I've got an issue with flowing with girls... Even tho to them (girls), it looks like I've got this sendless attitude but I still can't really flow well with them...

HOw can u wen ur sendless wear bum shorts, ties gele with well starched half-cut buba?

Wen we say sendless we dont mean been unapproachable , crude , always wit a frowning fvck off face n forming hard man!
No daz not what we mean

We mean ur not been clingy n needy. We mean ur been confortable enough in ur skin to make fun of a fyn soft doll u just met.

We mean ur oozing out airs that tell her u dont give a hoot wheda she's here or gone. U live ur life cos u are a natural chicks magnate n she is lucky to even share your space, spot n sprite.

U dig?

johnson232:
@ bold apologize for what?
Wasn't she d first person dat refused to open d door when u knocked?
Did she apologize? Why are u apologizing?

She'z got him on her wrap.

Such attitudes usually lead single men into woman wrapper wen married.

Mou is master at these games!

remember how he basically stole William from the Plane going to Tottenham?

all this gov has achieved so far is chronicled in the anal of negative history.
just like the first rule of the northern president.

Daily companies are shutting down, Nigerians are dying of hunger even the little they have to survive on is been taxed out of their lives! yet the mallam is lying in state in a foreign land with a PJ packed awaiting his awake.

God , dear God, kindly deliver this nation

Only death would set him free. he is not worthy to live after all the havoc he has committed.

Girl friend; is that a name of a place animal or thing?

in the final analysis, Nigerians are on their own!

I wonder what those people do at the Customer Protection Arm of fg DO

sit on their desk all day long tru the month,then month end, they are first to queue @ the banks to collect salary? smh

Aroma indeed

LordZero:
HARDDON I hail ooo...

obiomon kalatium n everyone that has been contributing since day one.. wehdone sirs..

awol he went!

returned he has?

isnt this just perfect?

money making many ways and waves!

No, He really read, presented his seminar, defended his thesis and here we are?

puleez tell me something i dont know

where is the source? you cant just give us sandwich without source

@ NairalandSARS

mail: datingdrill@gmail.com


only private/sensitive messages or whatsapp group request only.

every other ish should be posted here.

Chi59:
Now you are being rude.

What is the difference between you and him?

Go, vent your anger somewhere else.

This is not a church.

Allow God fight His battles.

I need not waste an ouch of energy on your likes no more .

Goodluck been docile, parochial n ignorant about your proper place.

While @ it, might i remind you that even Jesus Christ himself said: " ....whatsoever you permit here on earth is permited in heaven......"

So keep keeping quiet while evil men make nests on your head, take a pop on your life n play ping pong with your destiny.



#HenceOnIgnored

Chi59:
Not so, sir.

If you got no cogent construe to my post, i'd suggest you run off my mention n go play with your makeup kit.

This is why they kill Christians without blinking because they know we are ignorantly docile!

Chi59:
Not so, sir.

His own opinion?

did you even see the sacrilegious picture accompanying his post?
Can he try that with another religion without them having his head on a platter?
Smh 4 Christains!

Nchabuomo:
Why are you fighting for God?
Who empowered you to curse or bless?
If you feel the individual crossed the line, pray for God to show him Grace and Mercy, not curse him with death;which you don't even have the power to.

How naive. This is same logic many Christians apply and have died stupidly. This is same logic robbers rob , maim, herdsmen kill, rape, Evil men attack Christians like chicken because most of us lack knowedge!

"My people perish for lack of knowledge"

Go read Mat 18:18-19
Hosea 4:6

Luke 4:19 matched with isa61:2

Christ came, was all about Love, peace n repentance and gud deeds but his earthly dispensation is over.
This is the Holy Spirit dispensation. He is a consuming fire. He is the Spirit of Judgement!
This is why Ananias n his wife died in the church for telling lies . You know they wudnt hv if it wen Christ was here.

It is high time Christians wake up and Live the authority life we were fashioned for n stop applying kids gloves in this evil world n getting killed like chicken.

No, we cant carry guns. Our mouth is our weapon. We issue orders daily "Any1 that plans to attack us, dies b4 they attempt it"

By the time people start perishing because of us, the world wud reverence God and not take Christianity for a ride.


Ps 82:6 says i am a goD. So i am empowered to kill, bless , curse, care , luv etc depending on the circumstances.

cold:
Of course you can! But it has to be sanctified o! If you stuff anything there without first cleansing it in the blood and the holy spirit. The consequences might be dire. Don't say i didn't warn you. Something like this should be okay

I curse you for this blasphemy!
May the cross you just so blatantly just abused judge you this day!
I hereby command the air you breath to choke you.
The earth upon which u walk swallow you.

In Jesus name i Declare! Amen

Imagine this rude uncut thrash. Can u try this with Islam n not cause an uproar?

Ofe manu vs ewedu!

Wora magnum combo!

Xkalaban:
Lol

He'd probably be doing the flogging with something that sounds like ur monika

U wano murder the kids?

What am i even saying?

Get ur minds out n take a gud luk @ my moniker..... hardDon..... u lil pervert!

N just imagine who"s doing d a33 whiping?
A male teacher!

Whip once, a33, bounce 3times, he waits for d waves to subside as he feeds his eyes, whips again n .....
I know the perv wud even focus on those wit big bums.



Buh ehmmm, why are the ladies spread- set like they be preparing for another kinda action?

DRILL NUGGET 16B

THE DIFFERENT PYSCHOLOGICAL MAKE UP OF MEN N LADIES( ladies gain experience faster n blow older men, boys grow slower n look to younger ladies)

A gurl of 16years is actually wearing the knowledge of a 21 years old lady where guys are involved more so critical in these times.

While a guy of 16 is actually in reality less than that in wisdom bank wen it comes to ladies unless ofcos he gleaned from d streets , hard knocked by luck.


Why this disparity? Simply Experience no thanks to guys' knack to look toward the younger generation of gurls for succur n sucking.
Immediately something that luks like hips ,a33 and b00bs r forming, older guys see her as a ripe pumpkin that is ready to be plucked.

Ulomoney:
It's the curse of Africa!
There's nothing we can do about. Prayer is the worst option. #StopDeceivingYourselves

Have you been to south Africa Recently? Probably Ghana?
Africa is not cursed but richly blessed and as long as youths like you keep sounding up like this, Nigeria wud keep been shackled with d chains of magnum ignorance n lack of forward, innovative thoughts.

Africa is richly blessed with human n natural resources with very limited occurence of natural catastrophies.
Some african countries have taken their places in the comittee of nations yet Nigeria, that shld lead the pack, is languishing in d dungeon of dispare n obscurity.

There is a place for prayer but what we most need now is innovative thought processes. How do we fix this nation?
How do we rewrite our future n rewire this downward plunge?

When are we gono live above sentiments n vote in right candidates into elective offices n stop selling d future of our unborn children like Cain did?

When are the youths gono sit up n get involved in leadership?
When are we ever gono wake up n say enuf is enuf n take our destinies into our own hands n not let some lilliputian few a33 blow us no more?

It is later than we all think.
We either wake up n taste the coffee or parish in our freaking Dreams!

What a slap

HulabAlu!

Cant imagine how these tiny men, round eyed, lil land mass keep defiling space n distance while my motherland blessed beyong imagination is nothing but a sleeping, uncoordinated n mis managed gaint.

richiepolymer:
I'm sorry but.......in your story I couldn't help but notice that you said you are an Altar security? Like seriously!!!!!
Mortal men securing an Altar? So the presence of the unseen Spirits or Angels are not there to secure the altar or pulpit? This is enough to provoke minds.

Dont be an IMP.
They are there to keep order