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Nairaland and misleading headings..
Anyway, I believe it's a posthumous birthday for the decreased person

4 million km is no near earth one bit. See as poster write am "pass by earth" as if we would be seeing it as it passes

Object at that distance cannot be seen with the eye from earth, unless with a powerful astronomical telescope

winner37:
How do you know...? , e get one girl where I the Chase I wan knack the girl ...

I know na... It's simple psychology... Why would someone be attending different church for same heaven

Most people who attend 2or more church on regulars basis are doing it to please either parents, pastor, babe/guy etc

Some men mumu sha. Abandon family just because if ordinary foreign toto

winner37:
Is not easy attending two churches every Sundays oo....
mountain of fire And the Apostolic church.

Why u dey stress your self. I perceive your are attending one In order to please someone, else the stress isn't necessary

Bukola94:
that may happen between them, I hope I and my ex won't jam, if we ever meet again, I may cheat on my spouse.

Are u having similar issue

Someone is holding a fish, yet still have eyes in crayfish. I pity the good guy

And it's obvious the poster would fuccking her ex behind the new guy whenever she sets her eyes on the ex.

May God deliver good men from confused women

winner37:
1.....Mountain of fire
2...The Apostolic church

1..Position in mountain of fire....( Sunday Sunday goe)r..
2.. position in the apostolic church....youth choir member..

Haaa, I am not understanding... Y u dey confuse the spirits in you na

Mystery2020:
After job hunting for a while, I saw a thread on Nairaland (some of those how to write a CV topics) where applicants with gaps in their CVs were advised to fill them up anyhow with anything they can defend. The poster authoritatively said such applicants stand no chance of getting a job.

So I took the advice because of my past experiences, some of which I have shared here

and here.

Also read: https://www.nairaland.com/7117921/8-things-need-survive-banker#112665995

https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors

Then, I continued the journey after rewritting my CV by 'filling the gaps'.

Boom! I was called for an interview at the very first place I applied to with this doctored CV. I passed the first stage with the HR. I was quizzed thoroughly during the second stage (panel interview) with the line manager & supervisor. They kept going back and forth on those things I claimed in my CV. They had doubts, but I remained calm and relaxed.

Days later, I got a call from the HR to come for stage three with one of the directors. The caller said I should relax that it is nothing serious. I became anxious. Why would the HR say something like that and why didn't they send an email like they have always done? I asked myself.

I met some others too and was the last to be interviewed. The director decided to test me hands-on on some of the things I claimed to have done or able to do. I knew it was a setup, because they ought to have done this in previous stages. But I remained calm. I did what the director requested and I left.

The following week, they called me on phone again to come. Immediately I got there, I took the letter and quickly acknowledge receipt before they could change their minds. This was how I got the job.

Congrats ooo

What I enjoyed is the suspense that accompanied your writing style though. I believe those things you doctored you can do are things that can be learned by reading. If it's purely hands-on or practical work like operating a machine or fixing a device, I bet small Wahala for dey���

Congrats

Abeg make Dem leave the guy... Daniel and Joseph in the bible were into politics and the still served God well

Let's do some discreet fvvcking and sucking and some crazy things too... O8o6379o548... For serious minded ladies. Am in warri

Ur location

Let's do some discreet fvvcking and sucking and some crazy things too... O8o6379o548... For serious minded ladies. Am in warri

I know you are lying, but you can continue

goodman41:
We have two kids, my wife can't pass a day without touching and romancing my dik even in the kitchen anywhere she said she enjoy touching it.

Sometimes when we have sex she will tell me baby thank you so much I really enjoyed you and she used to call me machine. Please is she for real or she is just trying to high me

Mr. Man. Your wife is perhaps cheating on you. All those na just to give you assurance and boost you ego so you won't suspect her and believe she ok with you

Unless it's something she has been doing from day 1. If na recently she begin all those activity, she is cheating on you

You may not believe me, but that is the truth

Nikrose:
Sex is overrated you say? but your fellow men can do anything just to have sex

From raping babies to goats

Those are abnormal men

TMTR:
An OG used to tell me this back in the day but my young naive selve talk say na lie .

In my mind, I was thinking say he don enjoy finish , now he no want make I enjoy wetin him don enjoy

Everything is clearer now, I am gonna go celibate for a long while.

This is not to discourage anyone from it, by all means go ahead and have your fill of it like I have had mine..

But at end that shit is fucking overated for real

So na now you know

If only the people doing this match will understand that the delegates who would vote at the primaries don't care about who enters there. What is Is important to them is the money. Simple.

BNW1:
How do I know my TEF training path (Such as either Preparatory, Dusruptor etc). The mail I received only states I was eligible for the Bespoke Business Management training.

I think there will be notification as regard that after the training

Am not seeing one million people o

Crime of passion. Na the man I blame. He definitely has something with Jennifer, else shoe wouldn't go as far as eliminating the wife just to take her place

Men should stop leading women on. don't make undue promises just because of toto. It ruins family

He died in active service

Prophetmohamned:
who is this most useless between Buhari and prophet mohammed?

I think prophet Muhammad (shit be upon him) is more stupid. He should be in hell now fingering the pussy of a 9year old girl

Just get pregnant... Pregnancy changes the mindset of lots of women

This kind lie reach to shock DEVIL

siofra:
Stop saying "your face show" please it's ratchet and annoying. Somebody will just be walking on the street, you'll go and appear in front of her and shout "omo babe, your face show" no matter how well you're dressed, at that moment you look broke to me

Stop saying "fine geh" it makes you sound broke and uneducated too. It shows you have no other words in your vocabulary to describe an attractive girl. It's generic and boring.


Stop telling yellow girls they look like mammy water you sound diabolical and broke and uneducated too.

Thanks

Please go and do checkup for malaria

Taaaa, if she has that kind of money , sho wouldn't even come to that award show. Majority of these so called yeyebrities go there to make themselves relevant

A device that can read body count and pussy mileage

U and I know she isn't comfortable in that thing called dress

All because she naked

APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.

This one na you won part of the judgement and I believe say you put am in a way that will fully justify you, I wasn't there when it happened and I can't just take side

Perhaps if your wife give her version, story fit change. It's not new


All in all sha... I believe there are some things she is not happy with and she is trying to pass a message to. When some women are displeased with certain things, they convert it to nagging and trouble. She was good hence you married her and good women don't just turn bad overnight

Talk to her to open up, there are things about you she is not particularly happy with. When she opens up and you make due amends as regard those things. You will get your wife back

Tonero5200:
I Just attended a wedding ceremony where the celebrants told the mc to announce to the public that people shouldn't bother spraying them. the mcee said it loud and clear, that we should eat and drink and keep our change to ourselves or we should come spray him the mcee or DJ. As a normal nigeria at first we were happy, atleast money is saved, but as time went on we realised they were certain people that were allowed and expected to sprayed while they were dancing, the celebrant peers and all, Rain of cash everywhere... meaning we that they saw we were likely coming to spray with 500# or 1k were rebuked, probably they don't need our 50naira, change.

I felt embarrassed and angry at the same time, that's ill-mannered from them, I hate it when people look down on me, because they are financially bouyant they think they can look down on people anyhow. Well I look to see them in few years time where they will be. I wished them a normal married Life and withold the happiness from it because I don't think they need it.

Next time I nor go enter party wey Dem no go invite you.