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BusinessRe: Start Your F.M.C.G Distribution Business With N20,000 Initial Capital by Hedonistically: 3:35pm On Sep 15, 2016
Very interesting thread. The OP's good English makes her more believable, and easier for someone like me to be persuaded.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Will Fail Nigerians More Than GEJ If He Wins In 2015! by Hedonistically: 2:08pm On Sep 15, 2016
Very prophetic, even though I always knew that Buhari's emergence as president would spell disaster.

I remember taking on a glib idiot who calls himself a journalist and his four Afonja zombie friends one night at a drinking joint in Yaba Psychiatric Hospital in Lagos - sometime in 2014. I barely survived that ordeal for having the audacity to go against their view, and my assertions were discarded as the rantings of an 'Omo Ibo' who is complicit in the perceived marginalisation of Afonjas by Jonathan.

The talkatives went to great lengths to argue that Buhari and the APC are the solution to Nigeria's problems. I saw one of them the other day wallowing in distress. Should have asked him whether he was left out of the boat to eldorado, but I decided to keep my peace.
CareerRe: Nigerian Lady Joins The US Army. Photos by Hedonistically: 11:32pm On Sep 13, 2016
With her juicy breasts? What a waste.
EducationRe: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by Hedonistically: 5:47pm On Sep 06, 2016
When
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ossai Flaunts His New House (Photos) by Hedonistically: 5:46pm On Sep 06, 2016
It's not an easy feat, whichever way you look at it. Most of his fellow celebs are pretenders still showing off imaginary houses and rented apartments in Lekki as their own.

A big thumbs up to Mr Ossai.... And to crown it all, he seems to be an excellent family man. Congrats to the family.
Christianity EtcRe: Biodun Fatoyinbo And His N1m Gucci Tote Bag (photo) by Hedonistically: 5:07pm On Sep 06, 2016
Accursed and damned are those who attend this charlatan's church.
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by Hedonistically: 10:11am On Sep 06, 2016
Winnie2015:
SMH. Did anyone notice her bleached feet and hands?
No. We are too preoccupied with her prominent twins to notice any other insignificant thing.
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by Hedonistically: 9:54am On Sep 06, 2016
I would do the same.
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by Hedonistically:
oochi123:
Chai this is tooooo Much! Doesn't look sexy at all..na only this cloth she get ne?
Are you not female? Why not leave males to decide whether she is "sexy" or not?

All ye flat breasted sour grapes pluckers like to whine on threads like this.
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by Hedonistically: 9:03am On Sep 06, 2016
x6blade:
what's her facebook or Instagram name ,I want to use it for research purposes angry
Hehehe... Afi researcher.
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by Hedonistically: 9:00am On Sep 06, 2016
What's her Facebook name?
PoliticsRe: You Are Bastards, Ondo APC Governorship Aspirant Reportedly Tells Residents by Hedonistically: 2:52pm On Sep 05, 2016
E pain am well well.
PoliticsRe: Fuel At N145/litre No Longer Sustainable – NNPC by Hedonistically:
ALMUSTAQIM:
YOU PEOPLE JUST LIKE GIVING YOURSELVES HEART ATTACK

WHILE MANY FILLING STATIONS ARE REDUCING THEIR PUMP PRICES TO BETWEEN 138 TO 140, YOU ARE DREAMING OF PRICE INCREASE

PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOW ON PRICE MODULATION.

NO MORE PRICE INCREASE AGAIN

ANYWAY WE KNOW THOSE BEHIND THIS THREAD
Were you too blind to see the source of the news?

Typical Abokki or Afonja zombie.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: "Buhari, Sack Adeosun, Emefiele And Udoma" by Hedonistically: 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2016
I'll like to meet whoever wrote this statement for Dino. He must be me.

That's what happens when you hire merit and competence. It works wonders.

A good wordsmith can transform sewage water to champagne in sheer words - repainting discredited Dino into conscientious Dino.

None of the fools working in Buhari's PR team is capable of even half of this.
PoliticsRe: Richard King Leaves PDP For APC (Photos) by Hedonistically: 5:43pm On Sep 03, 2016
Anywhere belle face politician.
SportsRe: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Hedonistically: 7:18am On Sep 03, 2016
She was a good sport. Clearly not a typical Nigerian girl.

In matters relating to humour and/or wit, most Nigerian girls are dumb bimbos, with a preference for passive recipience rather than active participation.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is Not A Magician Trending As Naira Hits N425/$ At Black Market by Hedonistically: 9:33pm On Sep 01, 2016
Brain dead and rabidly deluded fools like that "Omenka" dullard would not have a meaningful opinion to express on a topic like this. Now that he has been mentioned, he might come to say UNRELATED rubbish without addressing the topic.

Frankly, the time has come when anyone who is foolish enough to say anything positive about Buhari and his APC government should be subjected to jungle justice - burnt alive like an armed robber.
CelebritiesRe: Ogunleye Idris "Bobrisky" Was Arrested In 2011 For Dressing As A Lady by Hedonistically: 2:39pm On Sep 01, 2016
But why would a man have the nerve to grope the breasts of an assumed random 'woman' just like that? Isn't that sexual harassment and provocation on its own, regardless of his so-called suspicions?

What if he was really a woman, and the man touched her breasts to satisfy his curiosity. So what would have happened afterwards? The fool would have simply said sorry and moved on abi?
RomanceRe: 7 Signs Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Has Lost Interest In The Relationship by Hedonistically: 12:14am On Sep 01, 2016
udemzy101:
Lol.. .take it easy, I know girls don't like nice guys even they always claim they do but making their live miserable is a no no.

I always advice guys to pick some important trait from the bad guys such as.

1. Not being needy
2. Not being clingy
3. Be unpredictable
4. Stop seeking for permission

Things not to emulate
1. Insulting bae
2. Beating bae
Once every six months, I come across someone here who is a true comrade. I guess it's that time of the year.
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All ye small boys who want to be 'bad boys' at all costs, write this down as the definitive manual for being the kind of 'bad boy' who knows how to handle ALL women...The highlighted rules work for ALL women. This not not mean that you would get all women to like you or fall for you. But at least you would never be ridiculed.

It's not about being a crude, belligerent, loud-mouthed, drug addicted idiot. There is an art to everything, even 'badness'.
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Buys G Wagon [PICS] by Hedonistically: 6:14pm On Aug 31, 2016
G-63 na taxi for Island o... Lekki/VI/Ikoyi. Must be over a thousand there, even G-65 plenty like mad.

It's incredible, I just don't understand how these faceless moneybags on the Island make their money.
CrimeRe: Mob Lynches Criminal 'Onos' In Edo (pics) by Hedonistically: 8:40am On Aug 31, 2016
greatbrian:
Social media freedom of speech. Tnx for the advise but y not go to every barracks you see around u or every soldier in ur domain not on social media here and pass same advise to them. Dnt u think that will rili help? Or ur rant z limited to social media? Pls do like I said bro and to clear my doubt take a before and after picture in the barracks or with the soldier as a good nigerian who knows a lot more than every uniform man. Pls do it sir GOD BLESS. Dnt tell me its too much to ask o
I can see the kind of primitive reta.rds that are recruited into the Nigerian Armed Forces - Predominantly daft, unable to reason, and utterly deluded. That explains why things are the way they are.

I don't have time for such rubbish. Now get lost.
CrimeRe: Mob Lynches Criminal 'Onos' In Edo (pics) by Hedonistically: 8:26am On Aug 31, 2016
greatbrian:
U hv the right to your opinion. Before u come here speaking grammar y not go check what I quote and what led to it............ Dz a testimony of how confused u are. Biko go back and check y I quote what I quote and if u still wanna rant, dz social media u can rant till ur thumps swell up.
I repeat, If you have any sense, note this: There is no bravery in 'jobbing' unarmed civilians. That is a mark of cowardice, not strength. Tell that to your colleagues.. This is the summary of my "rant", and sensible people would agree.

You're not a superman if you can only 'job' unarmed and outnumbered civilians because you have backup from the barracks and have access to legally issued arms and ammunition. It doesn't make sense. No long story can change this.

Don't come here to form boss for anybody as if you are special. Drop your gun, drop your phone (that you cowards always use to call for backup even if an ordinary mad woman steps on tour boot on a road), and remove your khaki. You would see that you are the same as every other healthy civilian male. Your feeling of superiority is baseless, unjustified, and disgusting.

Strength lies in taking on and conquering difficult adversaries, not in harassing unarmed and defenceless civilians. Roger that.
BusinessRe: Naira To Appreciate As CBN Issues Licence To New Intn.l Money Transfer Operators by Hedonistically: 7:36am On Aug 31, 2016
Why is Azimo.com not among the new licencees? Make una no make me vex o. That's the only money transfer service that makes me very happy.
CrimeRe: Mob Lynches Criminal 'Onos' In Edo (pics) by Hedonistically: 7:24am On Aug 31, 2016
greatbrian:
Let the clown keep ranting on social media. Ordinary 17 years old first termal cadet for nda go job ur sorry ass and suffer him like thief. The clowns will be the first to fidget and get confused when faced with even all those bastards in black called police
What is this one saying? You should be ashamed of yourself. You and your 17 years first termal cadet, can you stand and fight an average healthy civilian male on the road without depending on backup or without the assurance of backup and your weapons??

If you are only making mouth because you have access to weapons bought with tax payers' money and because you can call on your fellow idiots to collectively oppress a single unarmed civilian, does that not show you are utterly foolish?

I don't understand the primitive indoctrination you fools receive. No wonder you can't defeat ordinary untrained rag-tags like Boko Haram. You merely joined the army to oppress unarmed and outnumbered civilians. When civilians take up arms and are sufficiently numbered, you run away like the cowards that you are.

If you have any sense, note this: There is no bravery in 'jobbing' unarmed civilians. That is a mark of cowardice, not strength.
CrimeRe: Mob Lynches Criminal 'Onos' In Edo (pics) by Hedonistically:
greatbrian:
Sure bro and half the truth z often a great lie. Anyway civillians are mostly confused so am not expecting them to hunger for the truth.
You cowards are senseless by default. What do you mean by "civilians are always confused"? Don't you ever get tired of this ridiculous feeling of superiority merely because you managed to get employed in the army (through connection o, not merit) and because you wear a khaki?

Hunger for which truth? The kind of disposable 'truth" often dispensed by the army spokesman such as that Shekau has been killed 10 times? Or that your cowardly act of running away from your Base and abandoning your weapons and ammunition to CIVILIAN Boko Haram rag-tags was a "tactical manoeuvre"?

You idiots shouldn't annoy me this morning.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: President Buhari Snubs Mark Zukerberg by Hedonistically: 9:07pm On Aug 30, 2016
soberdrunk:
So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and downhuh If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!
Your joke is too expensive abeg. This "small boy" and his Facebook "coins" are currently worth $54billion USD. That's enough coins to outweigh Nigeria's economic problems.

www.forbes.com/profile/mark-zuckerberg/
PhonesRe: Facebook To Launch Express Wi-Fi In Lagos by Hedonistically: 8:17pm On Aug 30, 2016
Greedy Mark.. The data plans are not affordable enough, more so as they come with advertisements. There is no iota of charity in this venture.

For such a project that has Facebook's imprimatur, anything less than N1k for 10gb doesn't make sense.
PropertiesRe: Nigerian Guests And The Overstaying Syndrome. by Hedonistically: 2:06pm On Aug 30, 2016
Here's an interesting article that explores the psychological ramifications of the issue. Squatters might want to read it to understand why a host's hostility (pun intended) is inevitable.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/presence-mind/201307/the-trouble-houseguests
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Was This Bride Forced To Get Married To Her Groom? by Hedonistically: 1:35pm On Aug 30, 2016
Hehehe. This can't be real. It has got to be playacting.
CelebritiesRe: Do You Love How Grown And Sexy Seyi Shey Is? (pics) by Hedonistically: 1:33pm On Aug 30, 2016
I usually don't fancy 'lekpa' girls at all, but for some reason, I find this Seyi Shay of a girl to be incredibly sensuous. She oozes effortless sexiness, which is quite strange considering her scant bodily assets.

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