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FamilyRe: My Husband Who Traveled Abroad Seven Years Ago Suddenly Sent Me Divorce Letter by HeyHey(f): 2:36am On Apr 12, 2022
If your sister is in Osun state, you can pm me.

First, yes he can divorce her in absentia. By using a proxy or virtual hearing.
Second, Unless he can prove that your sister is a bad mother, he can’t take the child. No court will grant a female minor to a father she hasn’t seen for years
Third, that your sister’s money is inside the building makes it as much hers as well. She just needs to know the right witnesses to call and she WILL retain the house.

Finally, she should let him go, and request for maintenance for her and the child monthly.

Most men in such circumstances loss more money, since the divorce is propelled by greed.

You can PM me. I practice in Osun
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by HeyHey(f): 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2022
@lionize, @Mobil567 @ebim

I just got admitted and by Gods grace, will be coming with 2kids. Following your experience, I will apply for myself first before the kids bc them never get passport.

My questions are as follows:
1. Has your family joined you?, did you register for kids school from Nigeria
2. Accomodation, I saw some places on sssb and facebook, I was advised to queue but was discouraged when I see the waiting time as 1119 days
3. What should I note about bringing kids to Stockholm as Na only me and them Dey come
4. All other insights and contributions are welcomed

School: Swedish Defense University, Stockholm
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by HeyHey(f): 9:52pm On Apr 08, 2022
Nnatuu:
I got admitted to Stockholm Uni for Computer Science.

Money too much i fit run if SI scholarship no click.

Any info to help will be appreciated. Anyone living in stockholm already plz hi me
How did you go with this process?
FamilyRe: Should I Allow My Mum To Visit Us by HeyHey(f): 6:36pm On Apr 02, 2022
Romanoff:
That woman will harm your kids.
She will. This is sure. Person when fit talk say the kids will be ugly, if you allow her come prepare for thorough criticism of your children. If they look like your wife, better tell her not to come without mincing words
FamilyRe: Should I Allow My Mum To Visit Us by HeyHey(f): 2:32pm On Apr 02, 2022
I have gone through your trends.

One of an openly hateful in-law, there was a Facebook story some years ago about a MIL who came for omugwo, and I believe , despised the wife. Anything the wife tells her , she will abuse her. One night, after immunization the MIL wanted to bath the baby though I the Dr/ hospital said the child should be cleaned with towel not bathed that day. The MIL again refused and in the process of bath the child, she dropped the baby and the baby died.

Moral of the story, any person in adverse to a nursing mother should not be in the same living space with her. BP Dey rise, stress affect milk production/lactation and if anything do your wife, you fit raise the twins on your own?.
This is not matter of she is your mother or not, even in the Bible no be mother na roll press her pikin die?, and asked king Solomon to cut another person own into two.

Person when no like your wife, you feel say she like your children?, especially if any of them looks like your wife. You are even lucky to have a Step Mum that cares. You need to do better in protecting your home o, in your other thread, you abandoned your wife with her at nights, instead of allowing her to stay with her friends you Dey say “I pity her”. It’s true that women don’t like themselves but isn’t your wife and step Mum getting along?.

Only few people will despise a person and stop at that, many will actualize their hate either on the person ( your wife) or their loved ones
CrimeRe: A Picture Of Primary School Pupils In Rivers State That Got People Talking by HeyHey(f): 1:37pm On Apr 02, 2022
How many of the comments are from riverine people?, That boat is safer than Okada and Keke most people take.

But humans will always criticize what they don’t understand. Drowning is your fear not ours (theirs), keep it to yourself.




If you are not from Niger-delta, no quote me abeg.

Children when don Dey swim before them learn to write A
EducationRe: OAU VC: Our Son Was Schemed Out - Ile-Ife Indigenes by HeyHey(f): 10:00am On Mar 27, 2022
Kog45:
If i have my way no.indigene will become a VC of federal university in his state...most federal universities now are state universities in reality....come see impunities at highest levels in these universities.
Exactly ooo, this agitation implies some benefits they want to “kolobi “. They started building on some part of OAU land, the university sued them before they stopped. Without a “co-operative VC” they can’t continue those buildings and ife indigenes can not occupy it. They knew the land was for OAU before starting. the Prof Adedoyin they want who is an indigene Number 7 on the VC selection list, them wan force and enter because of land.

The VC of FUTA, is an ife man. If Akure people say he must comot, will it make any sense to them. So many education, so little wisdom
NYSCRe: NYSC: How Can A Married Woman Serve In Her Husband's State Of Residence? by HeyHey(f): 10:27am On Mar 23, 2022
Chairwoman:
Provide the following documents:
1. marriage certificate.
2. Letter of domicile from the local government where you reside.
3. Electricity bill showing your address.
4. Husbands means of identification
5. Newspaper publication of change of name.

Upload the above on your portal and take both original of 1,2 and 5 to the camp.
You would be redeployed in 1 or 2 days, thereafter, you have to register in your new state of redeployment and you will be asked to apply for exeat( means you will be exempted from participating in the three weeks camp), after that you will be posted to serve in an organization in your local government... finally granting you your wish.
That number 2, go to a court and do affidavit of husband place of residence.

In my time applied directly, with all the documents and was posted to my state. I went to camp with my baby and was allowed to go home that day. My PPA was 5mins work too. If you have already applied as single , go to the camp with your marriage certificate and husband place of residence. You will be redeployed
FoodRe: See The Fried Ripe Plantain I Bought For ₦100 In Abuja by HeyHey(f): 12:18pm On Mar 19, 2022
Mariangeles:
#100? Really? cheesy

You should’ve kuku bought plantains and fried some dodo for yourself na? cheesy
You know if he get gas/firewood or even oil. Na so he easy to buy plantain and still fry it
FamilyRe: My Husband Has 2 Children With His Spiritual Mother's Daughter by HeyHey(f): 11:53am On Mar 19, 2022
Candidlady:
Very one kind story! Too many mummy idont know which mummy is the husband baby mummy again!!

Anyways OP what advice do you need! Dissolve the marriage and find yourself another husband or remain single (being single ain't a sin or a crime)
That indicates the husband is a ‘pastor/minster abi prophet”
RomanceRe: A Submissive Spouse Or A Partner With Great IQ by HeyHey(f): 11:50am On Mar 19, 2022
lolu2019:
it is very simple aunty.as a man,i am going to give her that education that she lacks.as long as she is submissive,she will listen to me and improve with time.when a woman is not submissive,it is going to have effects on d kids.
Tor. I do completely agree with the latter part though, in Warri most of our mothers are very unsubmissive , unlike other states I’ve lived. Prolly resulted in wide spread stubbornness
RomanceRe: A Submissive Spouse Or A Partner With Great IQ by HeyHey(f): 5:09pm On Mar 18, 2022
oliviabeem:
When she is submissive, then you can work on her IQ
How exactly will he do that?, kindly shed more light
RomanceRe: I Fear Who No Fear Women. by HeyHey(f): 6:21pm On Mar 13, 2022
This your experience reminds me of my neighbor, when we want put lock for big gate. The plan was to give the key to car owners only, the rest people go use small entrance. She say them go must give her big gate key too, because her guy sleeps over sometimes. huh,

Na them I con put eye down to see the fiancé sef, OMO!!, them reach 4 guys. The constant one, different from the one when stay nearly 3 days last week. Also different from the one when Dey use bike come, when I see they smooch am the day I pass her front go backyard to go pack clothes.

If I see the guy when Dey carry provisions etc come, I go Dey sorry for am oo. Because I get brothers, God forbid that they will be in these shoes
FamilyRe: What Happens When Lawyer suppose to read Will Dies? by HeyHey(f): 3:26am On Mar 11, 2022
Lawyers do not read will in reality (Nigeria) . Wills are read by the probate registrar at the Probate Registry
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu Crowned Miss Cell At Kirikiri Prison. by HeyHey(f): 8:09am On Mar 10, 2022
Crazeworld:
The Nigerian Correctional Facility might not be that bad as the public are made to believe. The inmates may have done bad things but they deserve to be happy even in confinement.
They are not, in fact they are some of the kindest and most reasonable officers. The problem is resources, they can only make do with what they are given to take care of the inmates. For example Prison built for 100 convicts in Nigeria, Dey house 500 people, of which 420 of them are still awaiting trial.

Anything prison officers can legally do to reduce population, make them happy, engaged, they will do it. In prison they learn to sew, make paint and go to national open university too
TravelRe: Parenting In The UK As A Nigerian Migrant. by HeyHey(f): 1:02pm On Mar 09, 2022
Thank you for this thread oo

Just got admitted to RGU Aberdeen by God’s grace, will like to bring my kids currently aged 4 and 6, both boys. Both very noisy too.

More helpful tips please
TravelRe: Parenting In The UK As A Nigerian Migrant. by HeyHey(f): 12:56pm On Mar 09, 2022
This your interpretation na sth else grin


JustAPasserBy:
“My husband still does 98% of the expenses”
Meaning: My husband is a ‘Big Boy’ in Naija. He earns (possibly in Naira), then converts to Pounds (£1 = ~ NGN 750). Then he sends the ££ to us in the UK to spend.

“It’s expensive though, I must admit”
Meaning: No try am if your other half cannot be able to be sending up to 98% for your needs.


“The idea of making money immediately is not realistic”
Meaning: If you are not already rich, very rich in Naija. No try am. You go wound.
FamilyRe: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by HeyHey(f): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2022
Really? So, what would they do? Is there no exception to this?
They can live apart till the 3 years is complete
FamilyRe: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by HeyHey(f): 5:16pm On Mar 03, 2022
You can only divorce after at least 2 years- 3years, No Court will divorce you after 5months, so long as you did statutory marriage in this Nigeria
RomanceRe: I Just Discover My Girlfriend Has Been Thiefing Me by HeyHey(f): 9:29pm On Feb 10, 2022
Andyblaze:
I actually need help not laughs please advise
That’s not how it works, you have to deep-cut that same spot on your anus continually daily for 4-7 days . Then count the pad you used, if you one manage that one pad take Dey sleep, comot house, after bath etc but the bleeding must not stop

Na real wa
FamilyRe: My Wife Records Our Argument by HeyHey(f): 11:13am On Feb 03, 2022
As a lawyer, I know lot of women do this and men too, when they want to suck the other person dry in a dissolution. The intention is to control the narrative, and twist the parts not contain in the audio recording, so it appears they have strong evidence (mean while, it’s completely out of context)
RomanceRe: How Waist Bead Caused Fight Between My Girlfriend And I by HeyHey(f): 11:12am On Feb 03, 2022
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EducationRe: Apply For 2022/2023 PTDF Overseas Postgraduate Scholarship Scheme by HeyHey(f): 3:03pm On Jan 28, 2022
reader29:
Is it too late to apply? I want to start my application now.
Yes, you can
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by HeyHey(f): 4:59pm On Nov 21, 2021
Virtual law office , with latest legal technology.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Money Can Solve Your Current Problem? by HeyHey(f): 11:08am On Nov 12, 2021
johnfaleks:
My own Is just #200 to buy gari, grandnut for sustainment this weekend cos no hope is closer to me here... 3038936194 first bank. Thanks
Sent. Hope it helps.

Me, I need 150k to start my law firm. Working for people as a litigation lawyer is hard, especially when you have kids. I wish to get printer and office supplies first. I will start from home, I get laptop already. Till I gather enough to get a law office
CrimeRe: 23-year-old Impregnated By Runaway Soldier Wants Military To Fish Him by HeyHey(f): 9:53am On Nov 06, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
So why is she crying?


Is she not a human being.

Can't she take care of her child?


These Nigerian Wahmen and their selfish, entitlement and lazy attitude.

You had sex with someone and got pregnant in secret.

But you want NA (as useless as they are) to come and find the person for you.

You are a mumu woman.
In the Armed Forces Act, it is punishable and sue is entitled to upkeep from him. Read the Act, about care of spouse, desertation, etc. it’s to check their conduct really.
But I’m 200% sure this soldier is a married man with grown kids sef
EducationRe: Private Uni Is Just Druggies & Expensive Runs Girls by HeyHey(f): 9:38am On Nov 06, 2021
Rahkman:
Especially igbinedion and bowen.... ndlea open office for igbinedion sef those guys na heavy drug addicts both girls and boys
Oduduwa University too, zero culture and academics. They even pay to waive carry over
EducationRe: Beautiful Lady Who Drives Danfo Bus In Lagos Shares Experience (VIDEO) by HeyHey(f): 6:54pm On Nov 04, 2021
30k weekly, that’s over a 100k every month after buying fuel and pumping tyre…


Some 9- 5 no Dey see this kind money. Before you know she don get more buses, join union Dey run things for politics and become “king of the boys”
HealthRe: Pain During Sex by HeyHey(f): 12:19pm On Nov 03, 2021
Esthered:
Dear OP, same happened to me and it took us 8 months before I adapted as I even used to injuries around my vulva. She has to work on her mind first and you have to try maximum pre-intimacy as that helped me.
This is true.

Because in her mind, she may be expecting the pain or doing it to please you (and she Dey die inside).
HealthRe: Pain During Sex by HeyHey(f):
Poster the lord will strengthen you o. I am going to advise you from experience. Your wife is in serious pain, initial sex for virgins make the vulva swollen/injured, the whole outer surface swollen in fact. There is hardly any pleasure in it, just pain. if the sex is constant, she may soon start peeing blood towards the end of her urine (if she wipes with tissue, she will see this). How can it be better

1. Make sure she is wet before penetrating please.
2. Use ky - jelly, it can’t be over emphasized. Buy like 5 sef, bc for the first months it is super necessary
3. suck her bxxbs occasionally while penetrating , or anything that puts her on
4. Use styles that spread her legs, eg. She can sit face you on a table with her legs spread.
5. Avoid Doggy or generally any position from back, no go kill person.
6. You can spoon too and use mood music


Sex is hard for virgins, so please be considerate. After the first child it will be easier for her (may not be too easy for you though, because you don taste tear rubber)
FamilyRe: My 35 Year Old Brother Is Still A Trouble To My Parents and siblings by HeyHey(f): 7:58am On Oct 14, 2021
HeyHey:
The ball is in your parents court. Especially if he is troublesome, no put body. Bc you are acting on what they told you, but they cannot tell him personally. Na you them they push go front to go fight their battle so, if your skin no full better no put body.

I’m a lawyer, and today so, I Dey go court because my clients wants a restraining order against their first son for similar troubling behavior. though the guy is 42, and issue him pops several blows, but na small small like this he start
FamilyRe: My 35 Year Old Brother Is Still A Trouble To My Parents and siblings by HeyHey(f): 7:57am On Oct 14, 2021
The ball is in your parents court. Especially if he is troublesome, no put body. Bc you are acting on what they told you, but they cannot tell him personally. Na you them they push go front to go fight their battle so, if your skin no full better no put body.

I’m a lawyer, and today so, I Dey go court because my clients wants a restraining order against their first son for similar troubling behavior. though the guy is 42, and issue him pops several blows, but na small small like this he start

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