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Politics › Re: Please Blame The Lagos Warlord, Amosun Has No Fault- Tunde Ajose by humberjade: 11:02pm On Feb 14, 2019
kbbanj10:
Ibikunle Amosun greed keel u deer hw dare u work against ur party? You will pay for it it's a matter of time
Really? So he should have watched them cheat his people and do nothing abi?

You can only embrace party supremacy if d process is free and fair...not that u will blatantly substitute d names of 26 HOA candidates, whose primary elections u supervised and announced its result...even u will not stand it, when cheated.
Politics › Re: Please Blame The Lagos Warlord, Amosun Has No Fault- Tunde Ajose by humberjade:
UNCL3:
Lol
Amosun apc go soon use you drink garri
No worry.
Which kind garri...APC can't do him anything...Buhari and Amosun, irrespective of what transpired on Monday, are still together...so, where is d punishment coming from? Even if Buhari loses, Amosun has a lot of friends in PDP.

IMO, it is Tinubu that should be scared.
Family › Re: Woman Divorces Husband 3 Minutes After Marriage In Kuwait For Calling Her Stupid by humberjade:
When u know ur worth...Kudos!!! grin


We will have saner marriages; ones devoid of emotional and physical abuse, or even death, if people start reading d red-flags while they are still courting, and run away from such relationships before marriage.

'he will change...she will change after our wedding', has wrecked so many lives...be smart, don't let blind love kill u or even turn u into a murderer....what u can't tolerate, don't endure it now because of love...more often than not, it leads to unhappiness at d long run.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: BATE Borisov Vs Arsenal: Europa League (1 - 0) On 14th February 2019 by humberjade: 10:05pm On Feb 14, 2019
Rgade:
Wow, exactly .
But like you said, no matter what, I just can't stop supporting them.
At this point, my heart just couldn't leave arsenal.
Exactly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: BATE Borisov Vs Arsenal: Europa League (1 - 0) On 14th February 2019 by humberjade: 9:31pm On Feb 14, 2019
Rgade:
I'm telling you man, with Usmanov gone, things can only get worse.
Make dangote just by the club self.
That's where d problem is...Though everyone has a price, but for someone who just increased his shares at d club to 97% and still wants to buy more, i don't think he's planning on leaving anytime soon even if a prospective buyer comes around...i just pray i am wrong though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: BATE Borisov Vs Arsenal: Europa League (1 - 0) On 14th February 2019 by humberjade: 9:07pm On Feb 14, 2019
Rgade:
I don't think arsenal will ever start spending big until there is a change of ownership.
Stan kroenke is your typical greedy American capitalist and arsenal unfortunately just happens to be one of his money spinning ventures.
Old dude doesn't even like football.
You are very correct...and d saddest part is that, d dude just acquired Alisher Usmanov's (an advocate for spending big) 30% shares; making him more or less the sole owner of d club (he has 97% shares)...he's even planing to buy d remaining 3% shares of the Arsenal Supporters’ Trust...so Arsenal fans are in for a long spell of a bumpy ride...and it saddens me, because i can't just imagine myself supporting another club.

I will continue to support d club, but passively.
Romance › Re: Valentine: Lady Advises Virgins, "What Happened To Lady With Perfumed Vagina" by humberjade: 8:56pm On Feb 14, 2019
This lady no well, i swear... grin

"You looked into your private part, eyeball to eyeball and sprayed a very harsh chemical inside it"....buhahahaha
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Nude Valentine's Photoshoot by humberjade: 7:58pm On Feb 14, 2019
Awoleesu:
If present mothers be like this...





I wonder what future moms would look like!
I wonder too oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: BATE Borisov Vs Arsenal: Europa League (1 - 0) On 14th February 2019 by humberjade: 7:47pm On Feb 14, 2019
As usual, they concede...dis my team ehn...i have learnt not to support them wholeheartedly since d days of Wenger.

Since i know they will get alert every Monday whether they win or not...so why should i get cardiac arrest over them...Until they start spending like their mates, make i remain passive fan abeg....dying for a team like Arsenal is a straight ticket to hellfire.
Politics › Re: The Moment Buhari Arrived Dikko Stadium In Katsina For His Final Campaign by humberjade: 7:12pm On Feb 14, 2019
I thought they said he's angry with Amosun

Politics › Re: Fayose Campaigns For Atiku In Ekiti As Crowd Hail Him (Pictures) by humberjade: 6:47pm On Feb 14, 2019
See this certified scammer...grin

This is what d Yorubas call, "mape o ri owo mi"-"make e no be like sey i no do anything"

He was named Atiku's campaign SW coordinator, yet going to a deserted market in Ekiti is all he could do in less than 48 hrs to d election?


All he did for Atiku was to rant and make unsubstantiated claims online...to mobilise, him no fit...featherweight oshi grin grin grin

If Atiku should ask him now, he would say he has been doing house-to-house campaign for him
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Gets Kiss From Wife As They Celebrate Valentine Together. Photos by humberjade: 3:31pm On Feb 14, 2019
osuofia2:
WHY JAGABAN DE REDUCE FOR SEIZE NA
Na too much of jazz dey cause am...him don too fortify himself... grin

Another explanation na sickness
Sports › Re: New Arsenal Adidas Kits For 2019/20 Season "Leaked" (Photos) by humberjade: 3:22pm On Feb 14, 2019
Otan!!!

That's what my Arsenal is known for...fashion...always looking for new ways to make more money without investing on d squad to improve it...Thunder fire Stan there. undecided

Nonsense!!!
Politics › Re: Amosun Reacts To Reports Of Dumping APC For APM And Endorsing Atiku by humberjade: 1:22am On Feb 14, 2019
spiralwedge:
He will defect to APM anyways if he loses his senatorial bid. He is still governor till end of May.

His end won't be good. I don't pity him.
Orisirisi, see this one saying someone's end won't be good as if he's God...despite OBJ's many atrocities and trials, God still keeps him alive and made him President thrice...some people just get grace; when u have it, things will just be working in your favour no matter what. Whether Buhari wins or not, nothing go do Amosun...he was a PDP member...he's got close ties with OBJ....and his relationship with Buhari is unshakable...go figure
Politics › Re: INEC Working For The PDP – Oshiomhole by humberjade: 12:47am On Feb 14, 2019
Werey sombori...when u were busy collecting dollars in exchange for tickets, INEC was not siding PDP then... grin grin grin


Ugly, short, and mischievous demon...ur covetousness and arrogance has cost a lot of damage to people's ambitions all over d country...keep shut before thunder fire u there...idi0t
Sports › Re: Asamoah Gyan: DNA Test Result Prove He’s The Father Of Three Children by humberjade: 12:39am On Feb 14, 2019
[quote author= post=75706244]Very Happy for him.
DNA : a result every man dreaded so much.

It can kill you while you are still alive.
Many many stories abound concerning paternity test, especially in this part of the world.


In other news..........[/quote]Though it can not be substantiated, it is rumoured in some quarters that most Nigerian 1st borns are bastard.

https://www.nairaland.com/2994467/most-first-borns-nigeria-bastards
TV/Movies › Re: Project Strongest States In Nigeria TV Show: Photos Of Delegates by humberjade: 12:34am On Feb 14, 2019
Omo see d team that is representing my State...chai!!! It is finished!!!! grin grin grin

Sports › Re: Julius Aghahowa Celebrates His 37th Birthday by humberjade: 2:03pm On Feb 12, 2019
Wait a sec...is dis guy a vampire? grin
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Named Biggest Football Club In The World [Top 10] by humberjade: 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2019
AkpaMgbor:
Arsenal is slipping down..they used to be around 5th to 6th position for over a decade.
It is so so sad...I think Arsenal fan will have to used to d Europa league for a long spell.
Politics › Re: I Have Pictures Of Obasanjo Using Policemen To Snatch Ballot Boxes - Oshiomhole by humberjade: 11:31am On Feb 12, 2019
Esseite:
Lies... well we are expecting "Amosun is a thief" like they did to Ambode.. while Ganduje is a saint. undecided

These guys are just clowns
Main reason he was shouted down yesterday in Ogun...he would have castigated and called Amosun unprintable names yesterday...he's too uncouth to be a big party's Chairman.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Named Biggest Football Club In The World [Top 10] by humberjade: 11:07am On Feb 12, 2019
I wonder what Arsenal keeps doing on that list...they are dis big, yet they can't spend on d team...It saddens my heart that we have an owner like Stan Kroenke, who has no passion whatsoever for football...even sadder is d fact that he's now a sole-owner...so pathetic!!! cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Ogun State APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Pictures by humberjade: 10:13am On Feb 12, 2019
helinues:
Broda Amosun goofed. Are you from Ogun state?
Though Amosun goofed...and didn't handle d whole well...but Oshiomole is a very bad party chairman....never in d history of dis country has any major party been dis divided days to a major election...Is it Rivers, Imo, Zamfara, Ogun, Cross River, and so on...candidates are losing out big time all over d country...with these development, i do not see APC winning majority at d National Assembly.
Politics › Re: Nigerians React As Buhari Is Booed And Stoned At Ogun APC Rally by humberjade: 9:28pm On Feb 11, 2019
ntyce:
Humberjade

Hope you can see what your Governor has caused....

How I wish Dapo wins to shame him...

My prayer and vote for GNI though
lol

The guy over do am jare...he probably didn't know it would get outta hand to dis extent.... i didn't care a bit when Oshiomole and Osinbajo were bn booed...but they should have respected Buhari now...It is such a shame dat he played into d hands of his enemies.

However, this still doesn't change how i feel about Dapo...i still remain with Triple A...but i really don't mind if GNI wins....he's my brother; even closer to me than AAA...he's from Imeko and I am from Yewa North...if u knw, u know... grin


But at d end of d day, may God's will be done in Ogun State.
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Donates £27,000 For Emiliano Sala Pilot Search by humberjade: 2:29pm On Feb 11, 2019
Considering d fact that d wreckage of d plane has already been found with d only body on board been Sala's, I am afraid it is going to be an uphill task to locate d pilot's if his body has fallen off d plane...i think Sala's body was found intact because it got stuck inside d plane,hence, big fishes couldn't feast on his corpse....i may be wrong though embarassed
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Donates £27,000 For Emiliano Sala Pilot Search by humberjade: 2:20pm On Feb 11, 2019
embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (6 - 0) On 10th February 2019 by humberjade: 5:24pm On Feb 10, 2019
embarassed cry


Oh my God... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Babajide Sanwo-Olu, Femi Hamzat, Their Wives During APC Rally Today by humberjade: 9:17pm On Feb 09, 2019
BABANGBALI:
Sanwo olu ugly, the wife uglier

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.
Commander-in-Chief...him don sabi all d terminologies wey dem dey use...u go fear fear now... grin
Politics › Re: Akinlade Accuses Amosun Of Leaving Ogun Hopeless For Next Administration by humberjade: 9:14pm On Feb 08, 2019
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Politics › Re: Akinlade Accuses Amosun Of Leaving Ogun Hopeless For Next Administration by humberjade: 9:06pm On Feb 08, 2019
I knew he had scored an own goal immediately he uttered that statement...i am sure he will be regretting it now...he said it in d heat of d moment...even GNI said he single-handedly chose his party's 26 House of Assembly candidates.
Politics › Re: 'See How Hurricane Atiku Invaded Katsina, Buhari's State' - Dele Momodu by humberjade: 9:24pm On Feb 07, 2019
This reminds me of when Kwankwaso and some red caps held a massive rally in Katsina prior to last year's Senatorial re-run in d same State...we all knw d result...Max, in d next 10 day, we go sabi who owns d farm..whether it is d rat or the rat trap... grin
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Seven More Yahoo Boys In Ibadan, Oyo State. Photos by humberjade: 1:17am On Feb 06, 2019
7Alexander:
Something I'm yet to understand about these acclaimed yahoo boys. Is it that they've never heard of quiet success?

Some of them in my area, the moment you see them, no one needs to tell you that they're up to 'something', bleached skin, saggy and patched-up trousers, long beards, tattoos, dreadlocks, sprayed hair, playing loud music when they drive by and all that nonsense behaviour. Can't they just act normal??
I wonder too...maybe its part of d conditions given to them by their jazzmen...u must announce yourself to d world...on another hand, most yahoo guys are into it to show off; especially to d opposite sex...to oppress others who are not as rich as they are....only a few of them embraces decorum...and these are d ones that rarely get into trouble.
Education › Re: What Offences Frequently Got You Flogged In Secondary School?? by humberjade:
Skipping labour and going late to d parade ground... grin


Mine wasn't ordinary flogging...ours was compound pain..u lie on the ground...u are ordered to roll on elephant grass...if u derail, u get flogged as u roll ...so in one full swoop, u are battling torn skin from d grass, dizziness, severe pain from koboko (horsewhip); which could land on ur peepee grin grin

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