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This can only be jass, it's not logically possible, for one to lift something more than half his weight without aid talk more with his bare teeth, and besides behind the teeth is the tongue, saliva will definitely produce drooling thereby causing slippery teeth, he couldn't have held on for that long ... Ahah c'mon, that guy at most should weigh 80kg
Strange things dey happen, think am...

Osobi32:
u just read my mind, I rather die than watch my fellow man rape my wife in my presence. I will make him regret waking up that morning!

Mr man keep kwayet!... Have u had a gun pointed to ur ears b4. U peepo wee come here an be forming ...007 brave heart and shit. Nonsense and commando

Your wish will be granted and the fate u're so gingered to get will come, it is their work... "accidental discharge" people will give u what u want for sure, that's what they do, Just relax ur menu is comming

On a more serious note; Death is easy, Nigerian prison is 3rd hell... The guy knows that

Guy do we need to tell him that as a single guy wey dey London, naija babe wey u invite come UK come stay don turn to ur wife like dat

Op try to find out, go to ur parents and ask, consult ur ancestry if u must, even google can help... I think u are a "banshee"

Congratulations youngster... She's prolly like the richest kid in Niger ia as it is

Congratulations youngster... She's probably like the richest kid in Nigeria as it is

What if the guy actually wanted to "chyykke" her be he really and actually don't know how to... Yes!, people like that still exist... It's not everybody that knows how to flow with chatting, the babe sef should've help matters small by asking something different to give him a clue if she likes him so much... Where was it written in the rules of social media that the boys must always be the chat initiator, engager and spicer alone

We were really good friends, lord knows I knew she liked me so much(maybe in love with me)... We were chatting one day and (u know women) playfully ask me how's my girlfriend (trying to find out if I had one) I said yes she's fine (honestly), I hadn't given her any impression I was in a relationship before, I could tell from the following questions she asked how dissapointed she was but I didn't care I ignored, she didn't talk to me for a long time, I would inbox her but she just doesn't care as before. My so called girlfriend turned out to be a gold digging self-centered lie-ful bitch... Now my heart is broken. Now I'm thinking,,, why did I say it, why didn't i keep my mouth shut. She's a very nice honest and modest girl.

VickyRotex:
what? hahaha very funny

The mind is elastic. Capable of doing anything

Ahh I see
Keep dancing and singing... Stretch that mind very well my dear, Just hope ure not dretched in sweat... U know what that'll bring us back to

Skillzystick:
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Okay bro thnx

VickyRotex:
hehehehe It's a loop. so you dance again to get cold

Only if I'm not human I'll believe u will dance all night on that occasion... But what do I know, u might be an angel that sings and dances for 1000years without getting tired

Geminita1:
The guys on this forum are so dumb mehnn.

Guess what? Women don't care about you lots anymore. You are so bigoted, selfish and sexists. Once we have our kids, we are okay, we don't care about you, we don't care.

Who is deceiving u... U or ur mentality... "take the red pill" my dear

Who told the man that his wife is 100% loyal... A woman can cheat on u without u finding out, if u like be a monitoring lizard.

VickyRotex:
hehehe You continue dancing

And when the room starts getting warm as u've danced a lot and u start getting cozy and relaxed ... What then

VickyRotex:
Example of song to sing: "When the Spirit of the Lord is upon my soul I will dance like David danced."

By the time you get off your bed and start dancing like David danced, (with clothes on ) you wee become cold.

And when u become cold...

OgaVoltron:
The heavy type especially squats/deadlifts has been proven to drive your testosterone up. Go check it up. Or try some thigh quaking squats. The type that leaves you almost unable to walk. Let's see the drama on the 3rd day onwards.

That's a lie... Whenever I wake up in the morning with that straight hard boner that's very stubborn, I start my short morning workout(prisoner squat, jumping jacks squat&followed by 50pushups), before I finish d prisoner squat Mr chairman has gone back to bed... Well depending on ur state of mind though, but workout makes me relax... I as well do same when I'm depressed... If u love working it should definitely be ur go-to distraction tool to any worries essentially.

Hello nairaland, lovely day to everyone; I created this thread to alert that bro who's about to make the mistake of falling victim to these very set of parasitic predators in the shape of women I'm about to talk about... So take heed brothers.
All women are somewhat materialistic but some are more materialistic than others, every guy has had their share of experience dating girls (some are asking, some are requesting & most are demanding, even sef "mandating" one way or another, at different levels of making request, I was in a thread two days ago where a guy gave his own recount about this matter). Other guys might have different view about the rating of these girls though but in my view there are 3 levels of materialistic girls but I'll only warn y'all about the third level, from this u'll already figure out the other 2 levels. If u know u are not as rich as David adeleke(DAVIDO) and u are just an average guy hustling and looking to make it big in life and not use ur hands to put urself in the bondage of poverty please and please flee from these set of girls.

How to know she's a third level materialistic parasite;
1. She's very flirty with u on the phone... Now am not saying a girl can't be flirty and interesting with u once in a while to ginger up the conversation, it's mostly habitual, but when she flirts like every time u talk on phone, watch out at the end of the call she'll slide in a request or two... And try observe she hardly thinks about asking u how ur day was(she's mostly self-centered)
2. Whenever u've granted her request she says thank u (wey no reach belle=meaning she's not so impressed) and then "e don loss" no traces of gratitude whatsoever after that day.

3.She'll never ask u how u came about buying the gift (watin consign am with dat wan, she's not interested in that BS ),she'll only ask how much u bought it and maybe where so she'll know how to cook her next bullet, if u've discussed ur financial strength with her my brother I deliver u from MMS spirit coz u're in full-time... Some don't even give a "flamingo! Whether u even work or u had to kill John the Baptist a second time to meet their demands(make u sha deliver)...

I'm only being my brother's keeper guys, he who has eyes and brain make him assimilate.

Ladies u are free to comman wail... It is allowed.

Odaz dey carry trophy/money go dia con3 Na only best Jersey una and una brothers dey win com... Nonsense and yakubuz

I've never made that amount before but I've touched it ... May u not only touch but have whatever u touch amen.

OP smooth one here... Please shed more light on that "Snapdragon" matter again, I usually see that word when phone searching ... What is it really, is it the smartest of cameras or something(my thoughts).

Lanrelagboi:
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OP I just want to know when they'll be Recruiting, am a water treatment operator... Please do a bro the favour to give me feedback on this.

OP I just want to know when they'll be Recruiting, am a water treatment operator... Please do a bro the favour to give me feedback on this.

Too bad, but I think the regular plan exist for both day and night so hence the deduction from it... U should exhaust ur regular plan next time before opt-in in for the night plan.

So! Since when has babatundey raji fashola won dreadlocks and look so skinny as fvck

That airline deserves more ban time to refresh and next time be more intelligent in there operation.

Chai! Nairaland has finished the guy/girl/toy

I comment my reserve on this one

After paying half a mill for ur bride price... What more does ur family want from him "the head of John the Baptist"

Hmm!
Am steadfastly watching... This will be interesting.

Jalinspy:
Which kind country be dis sef? Every hour there must be a big bad news, yet the President is no where to be found. I curse the day my late grandfathers refused my Dad from following his Oyinbo Master that wanted to go with him when they were leaving this shit-hole of a country.

Funny fellow... How are u sure it'll be u ur dad gave birth to if ur great great grand father had gone with the slave masters then

Think about this...

I have just one question in response to this... If bokoharam were to have originated from SE or SS will there be any rehabilitation
Most of the soldiers killed by bokoharam are from other regions/ heathens to Islam, only exempt the Muslim one/ northerners refuse to accept their course they get killed.
Bokoharam is a govt run arrangement