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After paying half a mill for ur bride price... What more does ur family want from him "the head of John the Baptist"

Hmm!
Am steadfastly watching... This will be interesting.

Jalinspy:
Which kind country be dis sef? Every hour there must be a big bad news, yet the President is no where to be found. I curse the day my late grandfathers refused my Dad from following his Oyinbo Master that wanted to go with him when they were leaving this shit-hole of a country.

Funny fellow... How are u sure it'll be u ur dad gave birth to if ur great great grand father had gone with the slave masters then

Think about this...

I have just one question in response to this... If bokoharam were to have originated from SE or SS will there be any rehabilitation
Most of the soldiers killed by bokoharam are from other regions/ heathens to Islam, only exempt the Muslim one/ northerners refuse to accept their course they get killed.
Bokoharam is a govt run arrangement

Boy!!! she's one ugly river goddess wannabe

When ur girl starts talking to a guy more than 10mins... My broda 4get it, she don go, she'll just be waiting for the next quarrel. They will always play the victim.

The innocent little girl had to add "If he doesn't repent" to her curse sef... His curse has started instantly my dear

At least shouldn't the govt make moves like this to assist in this fight against covid19, is this not bubu's mate pulling great stunts so far... When Trump said "shit hole" he was categorical it's Nigeria.

In other notes;
When I see robots in movies I'm trilled and I imagine real life ones... But then I see real life ones and I'm like Wahhh!

Women are emotionally controlled by how u make them feel and not how much u can give them. Give her more care, it better than giving her more money, give her ur ears and time, she will love u better than a boy who thinks he's buying her heart by buying her iPhone7. They appreciate gift shower but believe me they will never stop loving who has carved his mark of LOVE in their hearts. They crave love and affection.

So all the post and offices already flooded and dominated by these people, small post that an Ibo man is managing they still want to take

Please forgive the ibos the sins of their fathers.

An idle man in the house with his wife is a fvck boy. When a man has nothing to do in the calm of the day and he's eaten and his wife is around... What is next big capital FVCK--- ing

My advice to the woman, open that pussy let him fvck, while he's at it draw his ears and be talking sense into him... I bet u it'll sink in like water into ear... And one more thing, don't let him cum in u, tell him when he finds something to do he'll get full pleasure

Smart wives knows better to use pussy to talk to their husbands

Now would ashaku swallow the girl and keep her forever, would zeloti have the girl by his side for eternity ... These tales repulse me.

My girlfriend knows that the moment I know I'm just another significant other I would just give the other guy a hand shake, congratulations on ur trophy... And it's bye bye

This story get as e be. Pesin dey try finger u u no even move body or shout or beta still give d man beta upper cut... Shay u be bamboo ni

Akeredolu must be digging that hole

BlowYourMind:
The lady doesn't worth it, she is an immoralist, Yoruba is totality against such.

U talk about immorality like there's any atom of morality anywhere again... The "yoruba" u're hyping is even the worse in that regards... "Yoruba is totally against such"
Then who welcomes it naa mtcheeww!

Not so similar but I've been there before... I and one fair beautiful girl had boarded a bus one time some couple years ago, we were almost heading the Same direction but she'll alight before I do, this I got to know in between our long conversation. How we started the chat was, I remember I bought a mintol sweet just as she entered, she asked me to adjust and I did and then I noticed her taking short stir at me then I became a gentle man and asked if she cared for a sweet, can't remember if she accepted but I remember she said thanks... And so the long talk started, back then I used to really dull with girls, shy is the word even though I hated it when someone wakes me up to it. So In a nutshell we go to a main bus stop where we'll both alight a take bike to our destinations and then I was still talking and I observed she wasn't responding much and then we got to the bike garage and she hoped on one bike, idiot me I haven't understood my fvckup till she opened up herself "man ure dull oh, give me ur phone" and she typed her number, then I understood her not responding to our talk earlier, I used a blackberry curve7 then... Would I say stupid me, I didn't save the number or dial it immediately, said I would do that later and put the phone in my pocket, on getting home let me call the babe if she had gotten home as well I no see number again. This girl was classy and the sweetest girl I have ever had long convo with... I felt like blowing my brains that evening.

I would usually stylishly go around that her area to see if luck will shine on me but I never saw her again till today, if I see her now sef I no go recognise her again.

Whenever we meet people that makes our world for just a split second, right in that moment we should get a means of reaching them. This I've learned.

Look at them, all aged men... Aged low lives

D tin wey dey sweet na him dey kill... Girls without brain... my younger sister is enroute to this same fate, she's 2months pregnant for a boy as I speak, the goat kept it secret since March, the boy gave the fool common 6k to get rid of it. She will do the abortion oh, if she die na Sara be dat, I don warn am b4. Girls can be really stupid when they watch too much telenovelas and think they're in love ... That's why I don't blame uptight/disciplined girls, they're smarter women.

So we have many snipers like this and small small Boko Haram boys will still come and annihilate army troops. In my experience watching war movies, the role of the sniper is not only to shoot from long range but to give information of enemy approach as well. They usually don't move with the rest of the team, they are with the team but work alone from stealther distance. I really think the army should work on their strategies so as to minimise casualties in battle instead of gathering soldiers to their slaughter like goats.

Anyahuruagu:
The worst mistake is to marry entitled wife with zero contributions..

Living Hell.

She may be working but she no dey contribute.

Looking for a go getter who is ready to wave poverty bye bye as am waving it not a mediocre whose taste buds doesn't taste investment and savings.

Exactly; that kind of girl that has the mental configuration that "my man must be the one to supply all our needs", the type that live in the delusion that she's entitled to her man's money and it's her birth right. She may be earning an elephant of a salary but because of this mindset she will always want to be at the receiving end with any aspect of the marriage, she will never be ready to make any sacrifices for the betterment and growth of the family.

Very bad my broda
I don't mind marrying 35 than to marry this kind of girl.

U're so fvcking and stinky dead wrong... How about the fact that most girls waste out their 20s chasing away their potential sutors and be following sugar daddies upandan or the fact that most of them fall in love with boys that don't have future just because they're getting money that they didn't sweat for and forget the one who is starting little but has greater prospects, and when these boys dump them or go stack broke they realize they've fvcked up and they go join choir in church to find "the good guy" again but reality has caught with them.
OP it's either u're trying to get attention or u're just trying to patronize the girls

If I caught my wife red handed like this I will just keep quiet, give the man a handshake and go home and wait for her... Only that alone she will not be coming back to beg for mercy, she will come to beg for her belongings... I will take thrill in the suspense of them choking over what my plan for both of them is

EXLOVER:
I'm going through hell right now, I was very happy with my single status o, until world people begin disturb me say i need girlfriend, call me names, call me even stingy sef. I decided to go into a relationship, I love her so much and she love me too, we don't stay together, we see ourselves on few occasion, have never caught her cheating before, but anytime i imagine her cheating, my heart beats very fast, if i call her and it's showing call waiting, my heart beats very very faster.

My girl is very beautiful, like everybody wants her, there was a time we were walking together and one mature man saw us and said, guy is she your girlfriend? Hold her very tight o.

I'm a cheater, but whenever i do it, I'm not always happy with myself, I feel really bad and hurt inside, I'm doing it because I'm having the feeling my girlfriend is cheating.


I feel like ending the relationship, because I'm tired of all the heart beats and BP. I have tried quarreling several times with her, and won't call her, but she will call to apologize, my heart ❤️ will just melt.

God relationship of a thing is very hard abeg. Is any Guy going through this same shit?

I resonate with u bro... Relationship matter tire me but d truth be say we go always need a babe to dey chop sumtime

If I didn't know someone who is like him I would be looking at this thread like this ... Lord knows but some guys tend to be naturally attracted to older ladies (mature pussies).

Good day Nairaland, I was in a conversation with my neighbor's wife yesterday, she always likes to see herself as the mother I no longer have with motherly advice all the time, it's annoying sometimes but I always welcome every edition as I like to learn from older people. She's a mother of four, her first daughter is married in her early 20's... So we were talking and like always she will begin marriage counselling; she talked about how she and her husband cooperate and hustle together and how they managed together to build their house, as always she told me to take my time and find the right girl for me, that the girl I should be looking for is a girl that can take care of me like a mother would, she said a lot most of which I can't remember, but there was something she said that was different from every other time she has given counsel... She said before I plan to marry any girl I should check her background first, that the background of the girl I marry will determine how she'll be in marriage. she gave an example of a broken home, she said if the girl I marry mother is separated from her father that when any issue arises her mother will advice her according to her experience in marriage, that she'll tell her (for example);"na so ur papa do wey make I leave am" and something like that, but a girl from an unbroken home will get better advices from her mother and will always follow in her footsteps.

So nairalanders I ask... Should one consider a lover's family background before going into serious commitments will her/him.
The ladies are not excluded in this thread... Would u consider the background of the man u love before accepting his proposal?

MichealKin50:
This is the same girl December last year before proposing to her, I asked her if she has cheated on me before. To get the truth from her, I lied to her that I've cheated on her she also told me she has cheated on me. When I finally told her that I was lying about cheating on her that since we met I've never seen another girl she also told me that she was lying too about cheating on me. When I told her to swear with the Holy Bible she refused to swear. I went ahead and proposed to her on 31st December hoping to marry her before end of this year.

Brov U're in for a long ride...
How in da fvck should u ask a woman if she has cheated on u b4 and expect a sincere reply, if she tells u yes know that she's not gonna marry u

And the most funny thing about it is that this guy (before being "neutralized"=killed) would be amongst regular people, he'll even be more playful and jovial than most, some people will even love him. SMH

So long...

I would say the supposed "brother in-laws girlfriend" is another wife the mom brought to replace ur friend... What do I know tho

When politics wants to be played they look for one word like dat shaa... "ex deport" kor ex import nee
Mtcheeeww!

Bro I feel ur story... Now sing reekado banks with me "oluwa will shower his blessings on u"

It's well

Liliantalks:
u think I am going to deny anything or be defensive? See I am entitled to my mans money !! Yes I said it

Same way his side chic thinks, that's why u will never be enough for him when he can easy get any other girl because he has MONEY