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Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m): 11:55am On Apr 04, 2013
WTF are these long lost ninjas appearing from. First daphantom, then SlyRox now the legend Streetwize.

Oya Streetz report to FFR and dump all the bars you've written in the last two years, lemme enjoy some scientific metaphors
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m): 8:50pm On Apr 03, 2013
Wia diz SlyRox dey since. Boss I hail o!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 12:15pm On Apr 03, 2013
nosa gold: I school rookies/ and abuse newbies / even with your "mp3 in a freezer" you wouldn't make "cool music"/
I never play/ I'm here to stay/ your "song sounded weak" like "m.I's se7en days"/
This bro's a beast/ before I blow this kiss/ let me remind you "I'm like a full river" I "flow with ease"/
Nosa's ill with the rhymes/ you be feeling ma lines/
You fakes appear as angels... When there's a demon inside/
I'm a tough star/ think you got cars?/ you would think I was a "chocolate delivery van" the way i "drop bars"/
Niggas love sshit I spit/You're dumb with the ink/ attach "your brain to your ddick"... I guess its ffuck what you think/


Nosa
Nosa has arrived to start challenging the top ranked. This is what we were talking about. The build ups totally upgraded the quality of the punches.


And great verse by DJ5Naira by the way, can't quote the lines I liked cos time is short.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m): 7:09pm On Apr 02, 2013
Ema prince: who is Ibime cursing now?..nobody doubts the fact that u've been and still the best..we all learn from u but in this battle,mikuz was more aggressive like u pointed out.he punched harder..it was almost a draw to me but the closing part which is usually one of ur most comfort zone was stolen by him.
Hmmm. . . I was joking around.

The SIKE! should have given you a clue.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2013
Hey you motha*********** you don't know how to vote. Ibime won this shut hands down!!!

SIKE! cheesy

Nah, I honestly thought Mikuz was more aggressive and edged it slightly and the wise men concur with that. If I was a voter I would call it a draw, but if forced to pick I would have gone for Mikuz on pure aggressiveness . . . although I would have deducted points for the Tom Ateke line and the weaning line if grading. Come on Mikuz, mastery should be faultless!! cool

Good battle all in all. Let it be known that Ibi remains on the throne. I do this leisurely! When two masters battle, it can go either way and Mikuz has been on equal footing for over a year now.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m): 7:54pm On Apr 01, 2013
ILLScripts: Thunderstorm...u sud have given points to those voting criterials....trust me,this battle might end up a TIE! It sud av had more criterials sef...sumfin like consistency,creativity,nameplay or even personals!...4chrissakes,this is 30Lines!!!
Lol! If you can't pick a winner just call it a draw. We've been having battles on NL for years and many ninjas have voted draw when they think a battle is too close to call.

Mikuz well done. You produced a good quality verse at short notice like a true vet. I go holla una later.
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m): 7:08pm On Apr 01, 2013
Nice one Mik. . . looks like Thunder's phone messed up your format as well. . .
Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Ibime(m):
Thanks Thunder. . . . but the format is all wrong. . . abeg delete your post, lemme use this one. . .


IBIME'S VERSE

These crazy bars. . . I display are razor sharp. . . . to tear his face apart/
Hold his severed head above his body. . . .till he look like. . . . an upside down exclamation mark!! /

Recently we joke like mates/ but if he provoke my rage/
Ill smash his face into a 'grandfather clock'. . . . to give him a good beating. . . .for 'old time' sake!!/


If this low life fake/ even peep in this thread/ I’m leaving him dead/
and he’ll need a new set of teeth in his head . . . if he try to bite the hand. . . . that’s keeping him fed!/

He’ll fall from a high precipe/ for testing me/ cos I use physics expertly/
to show 'oga at the top'. . . how the slightest push. . . would kill him. . . with his own kinetic energy!!/

Call the referee/ to dispel this fool/ cos in this realm, I rule/
He never put bars together well. . . . except in welding school!!/

If he offending the King/ I’ll use foreign currency to leave dents in his skin/
Place American coins between my fingers. . . .so every punch. . . will beat cents into him!!!/

Me and this geezer ain’t friends/ so he better cease the pretence/
cos I’ll order confra boys to "burn Jew". . . .even if he 'greet me in French'!!/

I crack skulls when I hammer this queer hard/ and use an axle to panel his rearguard/
beat him till he’s exhausted . . . then sell him to mechanics as spare parts!!/

I’m amazing to Mik/ He learned his whole rap style from every phrase that I spit/
so you could say he’s 'kin with my faeces'. . . . cos 'he relate to my shít'!/

I lynch this fella/ then put his díck in a blender/ to switch his gender/
stab his feet with broken bottles. . . and make him walk on 'glass shoes'. . . . like Cinderella!!/

Slice his neck/ for tryna fight with vets/ without showing the right respect/
There’s a '1 in 6 chance' of leaving here alive. . . .if he 'dice' with death!/

or you could try roulette/ . . . You pick the glock/ but when that trigger pop. .
. . and burn holes in your tongue. . . .you’ll know the real meaning. . . of licking shots!!!/

This guy is shook!/ He claim he'll stand his ground to fight this crook/
but when I pull out knife to chook. . . he’ll run faster than planes. . . cos he’s ''flight of foot'!!/

I’ll have his licence took/ and his visa impounded/ then leave him surrounded/
and if he step outside. . . my cannons pound him with mortar. . . so my pistol is the reason he’s GROUNDED!!!/


OUTRO. . .


You like homo shít/ so if chick open toto split. . .you no go fit!/
but if na to follow six. . .Malu guys enter burrow pit. . . to go swallow Gworro díck. . . you go kolo quick!/

I don’t mean to cause him depression/ but I’ma end this battle with a rhetorical question/
that’ll force Mik to pause for a second/. . . . and ask himself. . . am I a whóre or a lesbian?/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 4:40pm On Apr 01, 2013
Mikuz abeg go clear our battle thread make Thunder post.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by Ibime(m): 4:35pm On Apr 01, 2013
Where I dey for league sef? I done abandon my team since.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 4:28pm On Apr 01, 2013
DBR: FFR...wow.
Been a minute!
see there loads of new dudes in here now.
Do i miss here or what?!
Nice to see few old Gs stil reppin..
Bis ma dude, wat it do, Mikus,,u a grown dude now..
dj5, sleakKid. .et al i see y'all.


oNe
Word up bro. . . how did I miss this. . . my regards to the wife and family!! Happy Easter!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 2:47pm On Apr 01, 2013
Verse sent. . .
Music Business › Re: Learn Digital Production(beat Making)@ Phat Wall Studios(one Month Course) For Just 25k by Ibime(m): 2:34pm On Apr 01, 2013
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 2:20pm On Apr 01, 2013
mikuz: . . . I behead the lazy jest/and claim his head/
cos like 'Adams' son' . . the stage is 'Set'!/

. . . Chuka I've sent my verse.

I hope say Ibime never do us April fo0l . . .
Nice one. . . Im gonna send mine now.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 2:22am On Apr 01, 2013
My bars are ready. . . . all wrapped up for special delivery. . . . no long ting. . . . if Mikuz finish early, we can both send to Thunderstorm early and beat the deadline. . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:08pm On Mar 31, 2013
mikuz: Having problems with my system . . . virus!

Ibime this is unacceptable. I can't battle a top vet like you in such a short notice unless I want to get roasted,besides Monday and Tuesday are too tight scheduled for me to think of what to type. Let's drop on Wednesday, 7pm!!
I'm only free to write tomorrow cos that's my day off. Ask the older vets around here, in our battling days, we turn over battles in the space of few hours. Check the time difference between DBR vs Ibime 1 and DBR vs Ibime II. We set callout on one day and battled the next. As Im speaking to you now, I have nothing written. I will stay up for a couple of hours and finish your verse. If you talking Wednesday, any ninja can pull out 30 good lines in 3 days, so lets do it tomorrow like true vets.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:23pm On Mar 31, 2013
ThunderStorm: Ibime. . Well i hope Mikuzzzzz knows about this.

My Email: Magneto4243@yahoo.com
Mikuz was on the thread earlier, so he must have seen the call-out. . . . just waiting for him to signify his acceptance
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ibime: I can upload you tracks from 10 years ago way beyond where your skill level will be two years from now.
Just one of such track for you. . . .

http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=7271411&q=hi&newref=1
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:59pm On Mar 31, 2013
sleakid: have told you before duh.
I only feel yah rhymes..
Buh talkin bout other criterias, YOU'RE WACK.. even when you try to spit hard, it usually ends up as a poem
pfff...
I hear a biter talking. . . . does anyone else hear such or is it just my ears?

Fall back negro, you are still a learner. Too much ego dey worry you.

I can upload you tracks from 10 years ago way beyond where your skill level will be two years from now.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:53pm On Mar 31, 2013
[quote author=e-Iceberg]. . . . .cos i can beat him[/quote]You might beat him on good day but some of those guys you mentioned can't except in absence of experienced and credible voters
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:51pm On Mar 31, 2013
[quote author=e-Iceberg]uhm Chief Ibime. . .
i rili doubt these[/quote]Ask Mikuz

Sleak and DJ are still learners, forcing multis and in DJs case, unnecessary wordplays. An experienced head will tell you who does it seamlessly. Killsmith is far more experienced than the above 2. True talk.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m):
[quote author=e-Iceberg]@Mikuz


culd accept dat. . .i wuldnt spit dat against u, or Ibime, or Sleak or ILLscriptz or DJ, or Thunder,or some other ninjas. . .

i should improve tho. . .aint giving up![/quote]And what makes you think that killsmith is worse than the guys you mention there.

I question your judgement if you do not place killsmith in the top bracket of emcees on here. Certainly DJ and Sleak are not even close to Killsmith. They just started learning Multis and are nowhere near proficient with it. True talk. Sleak has the braggadacio, confidence and aggressiveness whilst DJ has intelligence but they have not perfected their craft up to killsmith's level of expertise.

Only Mikuz, Thunder and myself are on the same technical level as killsmith. Not even illscripts is there yet technically, although like I stated before he has an aggressiveness in battle scenario that many others don't.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:36am On Mar 31, 2013
I tire sef

Where do we start with the wrong decisions

Torres over Ba

Picking that useless ninny woman wrapper called Marin. I don't understand, there are many systems FSW could play that don't involve Marin, şuch as Ramires on the right and Moses on the left or Lampard in no8 and Oscar on the left. All those mumu crying all season long why Marin isn't playing should know now - he's a ninny!

Pairing Mikel & Lamps. Quite foolish when Chelsea are yet to lose a game with Luis in the midfield but I have no clue why FSW ditched the experiment.

This guy is just foolish. Come season end, he and his kingmaker Emenalo should just pack their load and go.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 2:15pm On Mar 30, 2013
sleakid: you're a credible voter?
.
Streetwize cnt be compared to you coz the battle said it all..
Hey Sike, I hear a wack BITER talking!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:37am On Mar 30, 2013
killsmith: Take no offence if ur name is mentioned......jas a playful freestyle...

Dealing with multi-syllables and internal rhymes...

All em Lil boys do this FLOW-FOR-RANK bullcrap, all jawsh ever does is SPLIT-SPINES-IN-MATCHES....he flows n "LEAVES"-RHYMES-IN-"BRANCHES",.....wordplays rise high to the "skye"and deep n "oceanic"..u cud say he OWNS-D-"BANK".....those claiming they "drugs",with reckless-flows,excess-DOSE-HE-DRANK...in all, he learnt beefing-a-rookie is more like eating-a-cookie..u just "bite em softly"...for dat lesson, he has rap maeSTRO-TO-THANK...

Now seriously


I know y'all wonder why I'm always SNAPPING-N-CURSING....less or no credit is given to those creative emcee's who actually HAVE-TO-DESERVE-IT,even em vets never gets mentioned..no wonder all dem STAFFS-IS-DISPERSING...and much credit is given to dem wackos who wud enter any "thread-to-find-d-beef","tend-to-rhyme-wit-please" and end-the-line-with-diss"..who'd also fill their lines wit "I'm STABBING-THIS-PERSON"...well, I see all this and ask myself if mynd is ACTUALLY-WORTH-IT....*no offense tho*....




Does anyone "CHOOSE-TO-SPAR-WITH-THIS" DUDE-WITH-SPARTAN-SPITS?...I think so not... sleakid,maestro,illscripts,e-iceberg,increda n em fellow RAP-ROOKIES would wanna avoid a thorough ASS-WHOOPING.... Cos I'ma have d LAD-LOOKING-SORE after my JABS-HOOK-HIS-JAW ....while " Punching-his-navel"I aim to make em "forrking-disabled" with his neck hanging out of the cage like a "horse-in-a-stable".....this'll prove to everyone that none of these dudes shud be on "top-of-the-table".....like "BAD-COOKING"......


YOU IMAGIN....first time I c/o sleak, he was like "another ROOKIE?!DAMMIT....wen I made my first MOVE,-HE-VANISHED....SOON-HE-PLANNED-WITH mynd to have the NEWBIE-BANISHED...they prolly scared of me...cos I tend to leave a nigga from d panic room with no ROOM-TO-PANIC..spitting is what I do best..like a *magician*,they be cheering n clapping when I be DOING-MA-TRICK(matric)...even if I say n decypher something like "DUDE-IS-SPANISH,like silver(silva) he could electrify a mans city(man city)",they WONT-STILL-GRAB-IT....dayum!!! "Ma bars going overheads",call that GOOD-GYMNASTICS

As for my Maestro? Its either d Dude is SLIGHTLY-FOOLISH or MIGHTY-STUPID...always quick to c/o but but wen u bring d "beef",he "leaves"....I think he MIGHT-BE-BHUDDIST,plus he's prolly-so-scared....on NL,FB,R.A.P,2go groupie etc jawsh is everywhere....while you've gotten-*nowhere* ....LIKE-A-NUDDIST.....#(Nuddists put on no wear)

I won't "spare" him.... I'd KEEP-TEARING-D-TYRE...................
cos in "ONE-ROUND,-i'm-SPLITTING-HIS-SPINE".....
WATCH-HOW-I-QUICKLY-DESIGN
COMPOUND-and-SYLLABLE-RHYMES
ONCE-I'M-done-SPITTING-EM-LINES,I'd have him
KNOCKED-OUT-in-MINIMAL-TIME.........so,before he asks for a "match" ....he must be fully " PREPARED-FOR-THE-FIRE".....
This dude is pure fiiiiire!!!

Just to add, try format your raps properly with proper line spacing and şuch cos some of us tend to skip over unformatted verses thinking it's a wacko spitting
Politics › Re: What Is The Greatest Invention On Planet? by Ibime(m): 3:03am On Mar 30, 2013
In order. . .

Fire
The wheel
Bread
Electricity
Steel
Telephone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Ibime(m): 11:05pm On Mar 29, 2013
Diaby should have learned from Jack Rodwells last attempt to tempt fate

Rodwell gave an interview claiming his body is better adjusted to prevent injuries and promptly got injured next game.

Just last week I was reading same interview from Diaby on the train about how injuries are behind him thanks to specialised training, now he's out for 8 months.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:08pm On Mar 29, 2013
Meh

Nothing serious

Are you ninjas busy playing house on facebook? I thought you guys were ripping each others heads up there.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:07pm On Mar 29, 2013
mikuz: Ibime I didn't battle Illscripts. I have never battled him before. He's just wants to make it look like he's better than me at every cost. There was this contest on FB. We got seeded into the same group together with Sleak and one other ninja. The first round was structured in such a way that the best two verses that kills the topic - 'Only If', qualifies for the next stage. Illscripts was voted as the ninja with the illest verse and mine was second best - according to the judges!
He's now translating it to mean that he has defeated me like we went head to head.
Lets see the verses please!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 3:58pm On Mar 29, 2013
ojoawo: I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION !!!
Apologies. . . I thought you were being cheeky due to your first line! smiley
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 3:13pm On Mar 29, 2013
ojoawo: We really don't av to go into d details Ibime.

No questions about your cred. Though can't stop wondering why my radio never plays Ibime thou. Why is Ibime not mainstream?
That's a silly question. Rap is a hobby not a hustle. 90% of your Nigerian rappers being played on radio are not living a better life than me and would swap places with me in a jiffy so wetin concern me?

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