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ojoawo: Criously?? I was jes kidding about naa, lolzzzz

But he did beat you twice and by popular opinion adjudged the best back den on NL. and by the way you mentioned it you feared him (right here on flow for rank) wen it comes to text battling... guess I took my cue from dat.

Nah he beat me once. Our first battle I freestyled cos I didn't know I was facing a monster cos he was new here. I woulda battled him again but he didn't stick around too long. The ninja brought his whole lifetime of rhymes to battle me whilst I was battling ninjas undefeated once every week. He ran out of steam and couldn't defeat Mailmalc just like that ninja Prekky who came here shining but started dropping levels after few rhymes. So no, he was never acclaimed the best. My verse against DBR would have bested him. But I give it to ninja though, he can beat me but I can also beat him . . . all depending on the variables. I could say the same about Mikuz or DBR although with Streetwize you have to be truly on A game. But when it comes to consistency and the full package of emceeing, Streetwize would be honoured to be put on same pedestal as Ibi. No boasting, just true talk. You can't compare this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxow7UnI4fM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

to this:

http://picosong.com/3xpD/


Just saying!

Mikuz and Illscripts, post your FB battle here, lemme have a look and give my two cents. Not every battle is decided by credible voters.

OJo, get it established. Streetwize my biggest fan, always asking me for collabo but I wasn't enthused with the quality of his audio spitting. So no, you can't compare us both. That would be an insult to my person!

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Boko Haram must be running a scam/ but I’ma take it nuclear . . . when I’m bombing the land/
cos I can radicalise free atoms. . . . with the touch of a hand!/

This nigga spit worthless/ while I deliver sick curses/
My hands are well designed to fit the descript purpose. . .
. . cos whether gripping triggers on big burners . . . . or digging ya chick’s cervix. . . my finger fit perfect!!!/


Listen you f@g/ I deliver a jab/ to cripple ya swag/
You rhyme funny. . . ironically. . . . nobody got the signal to laugh!/
while I’m spitting ridiculous raps/ with punches that split you in half/
so if you claim to be a 'player'. . . . I’ll run more lines around you. . . than two officials with flags!/


Nobody can outlast Bis/ I throw roundhouse kicks/ that make you bow down b!tch!/
So niggas raising their fist. . . .better ‘put both hands down’. . . like it’s ‘half-past six’!/
You clowns now sit/ and listen while I hand out tips/
I’m 'King of the Jungle'. . . so if you spitting ‘At Liens’. . . . you best be reciting Outkast sshit!!/


Any attempt by cheating frauds/ to defeat the boss/ will yield a bleeding corpse/
So any nigga beefing. . . .pause!. . . and seek legal clause. . . to recede from wars!/
Even Isaac Newton couldn’t fathom how I breach his laws/
cos even the slightest diss. . .will elicit a reaction. . . of unreasonable force!/
I burst your brain over a piece of paper. . . and read your thoughts/
Thats how I even odds/
And when I’m battling bandits/ I baffle mechanics. . .
cos soon as I unleash assault. . . any nigga speeding forth. . . will get easily brought. . . . to a screeching halt!!!/


Niggas know/ I don’t sound like any artist. . . . cos I don’t fit a role/
Even when rapping in broken English. . .my style can’t be pidgin holed!/
I drive brand new whips. . .and journey far/ having s@x in the backseat. . . ya girl working hard/
but isn't it ironic. . . how I fork tokunbo poossy. . . . in a virgin car!/


My verses chart/ cos every line is a work of art/
and when I grab mics. . . rappers release a nervous fart/
Comparing yourself to me. . . is like a Great White. . . to a Nursing Shark/
Kill you with volts of electricity. . . . now that’s a murder charge!!/


Niggas beefing my marriage/ cos me and my wife often breezing to Paris/
while they riding keke napep. . . and ain’t even embarrassed/
I’m a demon and savage/ leaving your speech grievously damaged/
Make your voice change octave. . . . by squeezing your larynx!/


Niggas plot on my crown/ wearing a tight frown/
while I do this leisurely. . . in my slippers and nightgown/
4 years on the throne, relaxed with a nice smile/
cos you can’t see me like ya eyebrows. . . cos I’m too high brow!/
You were hot for a minute. . . but couldn’t last five rounds/
while I still ‘live up’ to the hype. . . .after the hype ‘die down’!/


I rule y’all/ Who y’all?/
I’m Tiger Woods. . . .you David Duval!/
You can’t reach my throne. . .even my footstool too tall!/
This dude fall/ cos he too small/
I’m in that pink poossy daily. . . .this nigga suffer from blue balls!/
My whole crew ball. . . while the fans boo y’all/
I digest rappers like a crouton/ . . . chew y’all/ like a foodstall/
then mount the toilet seat. . . . do a 'Barca'. . . . and poo y’all!!/ (Puyol)


I got the strength of twenty atom bombs. . . like Roger Ramjet/
I’m a damn vet/ and you ain’t even rank yet/ you stank sket!/
You got slim chance. . . of making a fat cheque/
but you should see the cash that this man get/. . .whenever my hand stretch/
I make it rain with my assets/ ‘chopping money like a feast’. . . .una never even start yet/
cos when I ‘flood’ Zenith with my deposits. . . . they call it a ‘banquet’!!/ (bank wet)



oNe

lalaboi: I'm waiting for the transfer window. Want to see if this person sanctioning transfers actually has an iota of opolo.

Apart from getting rid of Torress, it would mean getting a new striker. who? Falcao? Or rather give Lukaku his chance?
Attacking midfield area is fine! if we get anymore, i will just sigh a big sigh! with all the bokun yakata we have in the club and on loan.
Defensive Mid has been a bother cos Romeu has been injured all through but has he proven himself? and they made a mistake in sending Essein on loan. What happens when he's back? Wont he feel betrayed enough to leave the club or will the next manager talk him into staying? We also have the problem of lampard! he stays, he's got to play, where? Infront of the pivot? is he any better than Mata or oscar at present? managers dont seem to think so but he's played in the double pivot positon and scored loads which makes you wonder if he's actually pulling his weight defensively?
I believe we need a proper DM tho but at the expense of whom? Mikel? romeu? lampard? ramires (who's not a DM but has found himself there on numerous occasions).

Defence wise, we are solid at Right Back! with Wallace in(most likely going on loan). Left back is a bother cos mr Bertrand isn't up to Cole's standard yet. Center back needs more cover cos i'm not a fan of having Ivanovic to cover which has proven to be another mistake judging by Ivanovic's poor performances at CB. But we got Bruma coming back, but will he be handed a chance? or sold? he's not played that much hamburg this season plus i dont think he's still interested in chelsea. Kalas? sent on loan again?

We have all this players we bought with some not-so-little amount of money and all they have done is gone on loan! what is the essence of buying all this players? the person sanctioning all this transfers, as he got a plan? It doesnt look like it!

Forget Bruma, the guy is a disaster.

Van Aanholt is potentially better than Bertrand but I have no problem at all with Bertrand as no2 leftback. Not many clubs could boast a deputy leftback as good as him, certainly not Alex Buttner or any of the clowns our rivals have been parading so Bertrand is good for me!

Chalobah right now is more suited to our team than any of the clowns parading in DM but I would send him on loan to premiership club next season and buy a substantive DM. . . but definitely not the slow cumbersome and lumbering Fellaini who some clowns think is panacea to Chelsea problem.

Kalas is ready to be deputy rightback from what I'm seeing.

I would sign ninja like James Mcarthur to be the forward thinking member of the pivot or if he's available, or my favourite young midfielder right now, Marco Veratti but I thinks we cannot afford to buy what a rich man doesn't want to sell.

In DM I would go for cheaper option like Ettiene Capoue. Can't think of many others right now but last summer I wanted ninjas like De Jong and Dembele.

And I would definitely sign Nani without thinking twice for the right wing.

Whilst our former youth academy player Jack Cork has impressed me greatly this season and is not beyond consideration for a squad position as a body in midfield.

Oh, and Lampard and Oscar are not mate in the no8 position even now but we looking to the future I guess. 4-3-3 is not cool anymore so I hear

Andre Uweh: Since the arrival of Emenalo, Chelsea has won the holy grail and lots of trophies. Emenalo has done nothing wrong at Chelsea. His arrival at Chelsea has also helped to recruit two Nigerian internationals eg Moses and Omeruo. It's a pity Nigerians do not want fellow Nigerians to do well. Bad belle .

Shut up! Your red cap brother is incompetent, all ethnic sentiments aside. No one but DiMatteo won the Champions League, whilst a jealous Emenalo conspired against him.

mctemmy: When Is The Right Time For A Young Man To Rent An Apartment

Good evening sensible nairalanders,please when is the right time/best time for a young man to have his own apartment and leave his parent house,not in the context of marriage but on the context of independence!!!!

Stay with your parents as long as you can so far as you are saving your money.

A lot of guys have been "independent" for a long time with nothing to show for it, because after settling bills and making a few runs they don't save nada.

[quote author=Cori_corde]Math is necessary for implementation and application. It's like the framework of Physics and other Sciences.
But it isn't taught very well in Nigerian schools. They teach students to pass exams rather than truly learning. But really, math is quite interesting.[/quote]You are wrong darling. Maths is taught very well in Nigerian schools, a lot better than it is taught in European schools. It is only when you get to University level that European schools catch up with their Nigerian counterparts and then overtake them due to better use of ICT for computing algorithms and decision analysis etc. Other than that, Nigerian secondary schools are head and shoulders above anything to be found in Europe when it comes to MATHEMATICS!


@ topic,

Maths is certainly very important in all endeavours and many people have made uninformed decisions in life due to poor Mathematical background. Take one girl at my office who is on 50k and was offered 75k by another company which was even closer to her house and a good step up in her CV. She told me she turned it down because her and her new husband are trying for a baby and the other company offer no maternity pay for the first year whilst our company offer full maternity pay for 6 weeks only, and 10% for the next 7.5 months. I simply told her that all she would have had to do was to save the difference in salary for 12 weeks in order to make up the 6 week maternity difference, whilst a further 1.5 months of saving the difference in salary will cover the full 7.5 months @ 10% salary. Just an example of poor application of Maths in everyday life.

nosa gold: You wanna fight my man/ soon as you sight my fans/ you ever seen fat joe in skinny jeans? That's how tight I am/

More of this kinda build up would make your punches land with aplomb.

Your rhymes are always punch-focussed and your punches have strong potential, infact you are a punchline King. . . but the build up to the punch is more important than the punch itself. It sets the stage.


I offer handshakes when I'm introduced to this gent/ cos I'm polite. . .so I'll show dude some respect/
I'll even pull his chair out. . . .with a noose on his neck!/


^^^ Thats just one example of building a certain kind of punch that takes you one way then swings you in the completely opposite direction.


We both know you got the weakest defence/ that's why you feeling so tense/
So I'ma ease your suspense/ . . .and allow you to scream for the feds. . .before this beating commence!/


^Another example of a battle intro. . .a potentially weak punch made stronger by a good build up.

Ema prince: That's a glittering fact/ u niggas are like football sides in this rap/
who could come up with diamond formations . but still won't shine in a match/


I'll meddle in each fight/ but if you take it personal and start grimacing face/
You'll be wounded and thunderstruck . by the bars I'm saving for rainy days/

Nice ones. . .


Now they put u on same level as streetwize/and u marveled at cheap lies/
But I'll hit u with a mystery punch that will swollen ur gums and treble ur teeth size/

I smell warfare. . . Emaprince vs Illscripts!!

The stage is set!!!

dyabman: Neymar is over-rated but no doubt hes a world class player if is in the right setting of skillful players , a decent manager who can manage players ability a.k.a Guus hiddink , he will come out good and explosive



Torres

Neymar Mata/oscar
Hazard Ramirez
Felaini


hmmmmmmmmm

I'm sure this is the kind of thinking these fantasists were displaying at season start thinking Chelsea is in for a good season.

This team is even worse than our current team and cannot finish in the top 8.

Jumping Jesophat/ and something that goes with that/ - Masta Ace


I hail una o! Comments much appreciated.

Palm Sunday present for una. . . . Pidgin English collaboration by Ibime (Samanga) and Krayola from 3 years ago. . . back when NL was buzzing with ill emcees to collaborate with, unlike some dudes now wey dey form rap maestro.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2RfL0YGxs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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If niggas weapons are drawn/ Ill address beef in a separate song/
I'm here to celebrate a year of marriage successfully gone/
and we still getting along/ cos it's an inseparable bond/
Still got that biological attraction. . . cos our chemistry's strong/
Just booked a trip to Jamaica for a nice retreat/ 5 star hotel for my wife to sleep/
to satisfy her expensive taste. . . in a country. . .where life is cheap!!/
niggas might critique/ and ask why I gained weight and my size increased/
My answer. . . you can't carry a fat wallet. . . . on a slight physique!!/

Now time for beef. . .

They better warn this heathen/ that the sword I'm sheathing/ cause ruptured bleeding/
I ain't GZA. . . but my 'liquid swords'. . .will give him a 'solid beating'!! /
If he's f@cking eating/ I'll run in and spray/ bullets while he ordering steak/
Billionaire puns. . . I shoot up the restaurant. . . and start a "War in Buffet"!!!/
He's boring and g@y/ so call it a day/ before I make dude's murk him/
I had angels cursing/. . . after I bust papal sp3rm in. . .the faithful virgin!!!/
Every verse is a fabled sermon/ to convince doubting Thomases who ain't too certain/
that I'm the no1 spitter. . . from Kuwait to Durban!!/
I lacerate your sternum/ cos your story only creates diversion/
but I'm the King like James. . . translation. . . niggas only rate my version!!/
And I let my gun put crazy work in. . . cos I'm a lazy person!!/

I'm potentially killing/ every single entity living/ that threaten this ebony villain/
so any enemy dissing/ had better be/ telling me/ . . he only meant to be kidding!/
cos the techs I be spitting/ ensure his whole chest would be missing/
cos my bullets pierce teflon. . . when I empty the clip in/
So if you don't wanna end up a victim/ when my weapon be ripping/
You best ensure. . . your bulletproof vest. . . density thicken!!!/
I bury this chicken/ let Aluu residents strip him/
for 30 minutes of injury time. . . before the death penalty kick in!/
No empathy/ for his felony/ before the kerosene lit him/
They say Ibi a stingy guy. . . but I definitely give him. . . the most generous whipping!!!/


oNe

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Martin Agbaso strikes back. Let's see who wins. I expect Rochas covered all his bases before moving against Jude. The speaker of the house is firmly in Rochas corner, lets see where the others fall.

I remember someone on NL painting this scenario for aspiring Dangote "graduate driver" applicants.

mikuz: I blast bazookas/ that clamp nuccas/ cos Im a sharp shooter/
. . . this stark loser/ gets crushed with his black scooter . . .
. . . when I Land cruisers!/

Pun of the day

Nobody got the blockos to do the things I did in my childhood.

From my various careers as a professional crab catcher, spoke and wheel rider, lizard crucifier, snake killer, twice a day footballer, professional boxer who fought ninjas once a day just for fun, masquerade baiter, serial fornicator from age 6, serial swimmer always to be found swimming in Amadi creek near Ipukulu, bicycle stunt man - no hand, screeching etc, counterball champion, table tennis champion, weightlifting champion in my age division, footballer for my street under 12 team and coach of under 10 team, wrestlemania fantasist always impersonating ma favourite Macho Man Randy Savage. Banger and knockout enthusiast, serial offender at school until they started calling me "two jeans" for the jeans I wear under ma school uniform to receive flogging, literary and debating champion, youngest ninja representing my house right from JSS1, long distance runner for my school house cos I figure I'm naturally slow and cannot win sprints so I might as well be a champion at something else. Name it, we did it.

Ema prince:

Now ya'll hailing biters/ claiming them as reigning fighters/

nobody did that except you.

That's for that biter making a lot of noise on here.


oNe

Quick one. . .to let ninjas know. . .



This nigga is lame/ tryna take shots at the king of the game/ but when the illest are named/
He's 'never in the picture'. . . cos he doesn't 'fit in the frame'/
I drive my fist through his brain/ till his blood tissue is stained/ all over the windows and panes/
Cos if he 'get on my nerves'. . . I respond by 'ripping his veins'/
This ignorant shame/ never took a trip on a plane/ or sipped on champagne/
So if he silly to claim/
say I no dey 'chop money'. . . I'll digest a N1000 note. . . and 'shyt him the change'!/

He better 'stick to his lane'/ before I cause him to suffer/
run his car off the road. . . till it fall in the gutter/
Cos my 'blood dey hot', when I'm burning the rubber/
. . . so unless he 'want dey cold'. . . he best not follow 'bumper to bumper'!!!!/

I'll have him running for cover/ when I'm on 'Rampage' like the cousin of 'Busta'/
I draw a line. . . and if he cross it, he'll suffer/
cos he can only 'step farther' . . .if I'm loving his mother!!/

I got a dog with jaws so tough/ that b!tch would bite his bollocks off/
So he can only remain a 'Man' in this 'City'. . .if I 'call her off'!!/ (Kolarov)

My crew ruthless/ We throw punches that leave this Jew toothless/
If words are weapons. . .I don't need two shooters. . to kill him with cruel rumours!/
His chick saw my smooth movements. . . and threw deuces/ cos in bed this dude useless!/
Now you label her 'golddigger' . . but the rude truth is/
it only took some 'silver coins'. . . for the cheap b!tch. . . to prove 'Judas'!/

This fool stoopid!/ claiming he heat packing/ and abducting niggas for big ransom/
But watching 'children sleep'. . . is the only time he seen a kid 'napping'/

When I sing 'anthem'/ ya broad go cray/ so she sure won't stay/
You thought her 'faithful, loyal and honest' . . . till she fall away/ . . . and my 'call obey'!/

Niggas thought I'd gone away/ they full of ish like baby diapers/
I reign as Midas/ from Spain to Cyprus/ . . . they know my name as Highness!/
My skill the same/. . .I steal the fame/ from you lazy writers/ that be claiming Kaizers/
like y'all forgot all the crazy cyphers/ where I displayed my tightness/
Now ya'll hailing biters/ claiming them as reigning fighters/
But when this lion roar/ fire fall/. . . to burn these paper tigers!!!/


oNe

Fork me!!!

Don't get me wrong, Mikuz is the best with the puns and funny lines, but I haven't seen a ninja as aggressive in his battle raps as Illscripts since Streetwize!

Many ninjas have dropped rhymes on here over the years but there is no ninja I thought I wouldn't eat in a battle if I bring my aggressive battle game except Streetwize where I could not be certain if I would win just because he had no time for lol lines, only aggressive punches that aim directly at your head. Now I would fit illscripts among that category potentially. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't mean one guy is better than the other, just that some ninjas style is built for battling and they are more aggressive in belittling their opponents.

Some of the illest emcees have graced these pages like DBR and Mikuz but I always felt they lack certain aggressiveness when it comes to real battle. I can say it would be an honour to battle a pure battler like Illscripts if I could find some time in ma diary.

The emotional ninjas in the Torres camp are very quick to pounce on any striker competing with Torres. Lest you forget how Sturridge was constantly harangued by certain emotional ninjas when he plays 15 minutes at the end of a match, and could barely put 200 minutes together in 5 months of football. Those same ninjas will not come back now to confess that Sturridge is 1 million% better than Torres. They were proponents of the same line of thinking that chased a perfectly good striker out of the club for a £100m black hole. (wages+transfer)

Since Demba arrived at Chelsea, he's been 1000% better than anything Torres has offered in 3 seasons. His foot was barely under the table when emotional ninjas started making silly points. No need to argue with these ninjas because one thing we know for sure is that these emotional ninjas are ephemeral in their arguments and will shift arguments when the obvious truth becomes established. Have we not seen enough flipflopping and ephemeral arguments from these emotional shekpe loverboys all season? They went from telling us Torres does not fit in with Lampards first time passes, to telling us Torres will shine with MaZaCar behind him, even telling us after Newcastle game that now we have ninjas like Hazard who understand Torres movements. Then they told us MaZaCar play too much tippy tappy and Torres only thrives on "vertical first time passes" (which is Lampards speciality in the first place). Now the story is that Chelsea midfield is too greedy and the inverted wingers are not built for the striker to thrive (as if Chelsea is the only team playing 4-3-2-1 with inverted wingers in Europe)

So please no need to argue with these ninjas because grounds may shift once again. All Chelsea fans bar emotional loverboys want Demba Ba in the team, and would like to see him given proper status as the club's no1 striker, unlike Sturridge and Lukaku whose confidence was battered and chased out of the club by Torres' corrupt preeminence


Goodnight!

jackbauersballs: Can anyone else see how Lampard has been robbing Ba all day?

None except errant hater like you.

Lamps has given Ba enough through balls and clear chances today

Illscripts brought the heat with an ill and aggressive "tear your head off" verse that Mikuz cannot dismiss. The stage is set. Illscripts means bizniz!

ILLScripts: Diss @ MIKUz!
4k it!

Ok,let me sharply Reply U/...u dey Act Rude/...cos some Fagg Niggas like U Just dey Hype U!!!/
listen,U's a Wack fool/and u Lack Height..,dude/cos checking ur profile,I dnt know Who is "shorter" between "You" and ur "I Q!!!!/

...so if he brings his Face Out/...I'll definitely Spray Rounds/...On the Lame Man/...he should Leave this Place Now!/
hes a Fake Clown/no Wonder he neva achieves In Life,only Going "Back and Forth" like "Swings" On "PlayGrounds!!!!!!/

so With Few Bullets/I Will squeeze Techs /...Till I See U's Dead!/
cos am Real Prudent/so Battling me obviously Show u dnt "know Ur class"....."New Students!!!!!/

So I'll be Spraying Heat/and Baking Geeks/...Like u alwas Fond Of Claiming Ill!/
am not just Saying This/...its just that I spit Adult Contents,and I don't need to be a "Nanny" to Make this "Baby Sit!!!!/

STINGERS!

lafflaff123: Weak guy. Na Snake them see for una room na you dey shout as if you Shine Mercy Johnson Congo.

Wetin you expect from orientation camp wey dey bush?i wonder if you come see KPUKPURU BIRD wey them say na WINCH wetin you go do?

When i even see the picture of the small snake i just say this guy FALL MY HAND. Abi you be Aje Butter wey any small thing go cry MUMMY MUMMY?which school you go sef?Convenant?Igbinidion?Redeemer?Babcock?i know say na one of this AJE school you attend thats why you weak like moin moin and see your fellow weak people dey thank God for you lol,for small snake matter and one even say na Cobra lol.

If you go school wey them dey do SHOT PUT as toilet inside bush you go know say when you bend down dey SHIT you go dey see snake around and wetin u go do as you dey KAKA na just to carry stone throw for the snake direction and continue your kaka. So if you dey KAKA come see snake nko?weak guy you fall your hand.

It is not the size of the snake but the potency of the venom that matters. If I see this snake I go pick race, but if I see python or any boa I will pick it up!

Season is over

Bros you get luck o. That snake resemble black mamba. If that one bite you na finish be that.

austengold: . Let's follow τ̣̣ђ€ thread before we post. Schizoprenia is a mental disorder not madness. Am so shocked you can refer τ̅☺ that young boy in your family as 'mad', then when He grows up what are you gonna call him? Calling him mad is like giving up on him, which you must never allow τ̅☺ happen. Sure, the experiences we have with them demoralizes us often, but love Aπϑ care always wins. Just change your orientation and look at things from the +ve point of view. That boy would probably grow up to become a leader of a new Nigeria, refer him to the medics, am sure things would bΕ̲̣̣̣̥ better.

You mistake intention. When we talk about "mad" we are talking about nothing but Schizophrenia ie those dreadlock guys who trek for miles. So when I talk about my young friend, he has done all that plus beat his popsie, walking the street attacking total strangers during his episodes and even poured kerosene all over the house threatening to burn it when he was sent back to Naija. Luckily we have him stable on drugs after 4 or 5 long stints in the hospital. As I speak to you now he is on his way to my house right now to spend the night, even though I know he is the kind of guy that could get violent if he is not on his meds and I have a wife to protect, so no I have not given up on him. This in contrast to the writer who I believe is suffering from depression, what I consider a phase of her life which will pass as everyones does, but has gone down the route of drugs etc. Her situation will change with the right social conditionson and the passing of time not chemical dependencies and overruminating on her current state. One thing she might not fully grasp is that the mind is like the body, the same way it deteriorates is the same way it heals itself. As most on the thread have rightly pointed out, her situation is not uncommon and many have traversed that road and are perfectly fine now without labelling themselves as suffering from such and such condition (which is only temporary) or depending on drugs. My hope is that she will not carry this "mentally ill" identity on her head for life.

Unfortunately this chicks mental illness is believing that she has a mental illness. There are many people who have been through sad, painful and isolated periods in their life, and in my experience the only ones who stay that way are the ones who take "happy" drugs.

Pls let's talk about the real mad people ie the ones who suffer from Schizophrenia. I have one young boy a family friend suffering from it and it seems his situation is incurable. Does anybody have experience of overcoming this issue?

mikuz: Its nearly Easter Sire. Anything for the boys?

My oga at the top, I done drop on last page unless na another thing you dey yarn.

mikuz: I slam you rebels/ when I handle metals/
My cash crops got me International attention . . . and ya fame is still at the grassroot level!/

So how can he validly claim . . that I cant reply his lyrics/
When unequivocally . . he goes entirely generic . . with every single punchline he squeezes!/
He failed to mind his business/ so now the swine is finished!/

So beware . . This lyrical Pontiff can crack your jaw/
. . cos I fire rocket launchers . . .
. . . and drop shells . . according to the 'Cannon' law!/

Hahaha. The line in bold had me loling. The others were nice too.

Quick one. . . .



Let's speak with candour/ My raps are raw/ with genius grammar/
that make fans ask for more/ from El-Salvador/. . . to East Uganda!/
I don't care what you speak or stammer/ Everything you preach is slander!/
DJs play my frees and stanzas/ for the streets to dance ta/
Cos my songs bring the radio therapy. . .like I'm tryna treat a 'cancer'!/

You say you riding Jeeps and 'Landers/ but it's the cheapest Mazdas/
You must be smoking weed or ganja!/
Claiming you 'poultry farming'. . . and making gees that you keep with bankers/
but ya chicken change. . isnt good. . . for the geese or gander!/
while I eat more green than Pandas/ You might creep with Panthers/
but I'm the Lion in these savannahs!/ munching on you free bonanzas!/
So if you claim King of the Jungle. . .that would only meet with laughter/
Cos all the beasts would answer. . . . "Who dash monkey banana!!!"/

Soon as my ratchet aim/ it collapse ya frame/ and cause drastic pain/
Sweat evaporate/ from my skin. . . and fall back again. . .as acid rain!!!/
The facts remain/ that nobody can match my reign/ or snatch my fame/
I crash a plane. . .into a massive crane. . . carrying a wagon train. . .
. . . filled with gas butane. . . over a traffic lane. . . . till everybody catches flames!/

. . .and leave dudes slain/ cos I'm inhumane/ cold blooded. . .and blue veined/
My necklace could feed the world. . . .niggas call it the 'food chain'!/

You could call me a spy/ cos I forge secret ties/ with the all-seeing eye/
My wealth speak for me. . . but if your money talks. . . you’ve been poorly advised!/
Ignore me and die!/ Me and my squad breezing by/ all squeezing nines/
to leave four bleeding guys/ pleading. . . with their w.hores screaming “Why!” /

My blows leaving/ ya nose bleeding/ for no reason/
so don’t oppose this bold heathen/ with a flow. . . that’s twenty below freezing!/
They say I’m a cold demon. . . .or there's a cold demon. . within his whole being. . . that won't leave him!/
but I don't care if I got no Seoul. . .as long as I blow se.men. . . in ho’s that’s Ko-rean!/


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Illscript is definitely ill, if only he could stop using abbreviations, shorthand and misspellings