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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Ibime(m): 1:40pm On Mar 31, 2009

Mourinho is unteachable with his agidi like coconut. Such an egomaniac will always refuse to learn. Next thing you know, he is clashing with SAF.

Politics › Re: Manslaughter Case: Ibinabo Sent To Kirikiri by Ibime(m): 1:23pm On Mar 31, 2009

Kirikiri

They have buried my sister alive. Ibinabo should have stayed here in London, not gone back to Naija. I am sure Okinans will never forgive the Judge for the harsh sentence she handed out to Ibinabo. Not to worry, "Good will come" to Ibinabo as her name suggests. She will only serve half of her sentence.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Ibime(m): 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2009

JM will finish Man Utd. He is not a club-builder, and would be a bad appointment for Man Utd. He will turn Man Utd into a team of 11 players, with all the substitutes becoming a shadow of their former selves.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why You Support The Football Club You Do? by Ibime(m): 12:57pm On Mar 31, 2009

@ Muki,

You are true ajekpako. I hope it wasn't your uncle who dissallowed Ikpeba's penalty in ACN 2000 against Cameroun. wink

Programming › Re: Helepimi Solve This Problem by Ibime(m): 12:51pm On Mar 31, 2009

[quote author=ife_lekan link=topic=254186.msg3664340#msg3664340 date=1238430928]My guy, this is the solution i have for your question.
Algorithm is just a step by step logical program statement to solving a program.
The Algorithm is as follows
Start
Set Counter = 0
Set TotalAmount = 0
5 Input(Enter) Hours Worked, Hw
(a.) If HW <= 10 Then NormalAmount = Hw * 5
TotalAmount = TotalAmount + NormalAmount
else
Overtime = Hw - 10
(b.) NormalAmount = 10 * 5
OvertAmount = Overtime * 10
TotalAmount = NormalAmount +OvertAmount + TotalAmount
end if
Increment counter by 1 ( counter = counter + 1)
If counter > 22 Then go to 10
else
go to 5
end if

10 Stop

Corrections and contributions are there by welcome.[/quote]Nice try, but step (b.) is unnecessary as it overrides step (a.). In addition, Hours Worked can be < 10, for example, an employee may only work 8 hours and does not need to be paid for 10, so there is no need to define step (b.) as NormalAmount = 10 * 5. Step (a.) will suffice. Besides, 10 hours is not the normal working time, but 9 hrs (8am - 5pm), therefore replace 10 with 9, with regards to defining Overtime and HW. Otherwise, this is a good job.

Nairaland General › Re: www.babefishing.com: Nigerian Free Dating Site, Find Nigerian Free Love now by Ibime(m): 1:36pm On Mar 30, 2009

Please we should left the modeify buttonn so that thoes who isn't very good with English could be abel to recorrect there postings after they made grammertic and spelling mistake.

Rap Battles › Re: Whu Wants 2 Go Topicals? by Ibime(m): 1:29pm On Mar 30, 2009

Shaz:
Basically, someone drops a random topic and all heads spit to it and we see who's the strongest!

[size=14pt]Topic: Compare and contrast childhood and adulthood[/size]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why You Support The Football Club You Do? by Ibime(m): 10:01am On Mar 30, 2009

@ eldee

Nothing do you mehn. The young shall grow.

@ Muki,

Why you dey pull my bia bia na. angry

Dayo, abeg hold your wife before I go Chris Brown up in here.

@ tkb,

You think say man pikin dey joke with crab catching? Diz why Ijaw people get pissed when others take their way of life for a joke. cool

@ Muki & Criz,

I am quite interested to know how and why you guys started following football and why you chose the club you did. It is quite unusual to see ladies so passionate about football. I hope you guys are not ajekpako. grin

You guys remind me of my cousin who used to play for Rivers mermaids. Any chick as deep into football as you guys are must fend off allegations of being a tomboy [size=5pt]or even worse.[/size] grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 9:47am On Mar 30, 2009

Calm down Nateevs! grin

Your predilection for Diego is worrying. I dont see what he has to contribute. The position you seek to play him in is a deep lying playmaker position. I don't see how that makes him any different from Deco. Infact, Deco is more disciplined and more adaptable to the deep lying playmaker role than Diego.

Culture › Re: What Do You Hate About Your Culture? by Ibime(m): 10:16pm On Mar 29, 2009

@ Ijawgirl, I couldn't have put it better myself.

What is there to hate about Ijaw culture?

Is it the fishing, the swimming, the piriangala, the pioru or the liberal culture?

It is well known that Ijaw women are the most liberal in Nigeria. Nobody send sef. If your husband dey ph@ck up, you go just replace am sharp sharp.

Ijaw culture is spotless mehn. cool

The only thing I don't like is the warrior culture which was passed down from war canoe-house times.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 9:55pm On Mar 29, 2009

nateevs:
@Ibime.

I know you are the objective type. . . Do you really think we can't have Lampard, decent wingers, and this "ninny" play-maker in a set-up like this . . ?

------------------------------------Essien----------------------------------------

-------------Ninny---- ------Lampard-----------

Creative Winger--------- Striker -------Creative Winger------

I mean this is absolutely feasible in a classic 4-3-3. . . Lamps bombs forwards in his box-to-box style providing extra attacking presence. . . Ninny stays back waiting on loose balls, eyes open wide looking for the creative guys on the flanks, or the opportunity for a rebound. . play goes through him. . he feeds the forwards and Lamps complements Ninny's role.

. . and when are we going to start dropping Lampard when we want to vary things? Lampard is 31. We don't have anyone coming up that is remotely close to his class. He has less than one very good season left in him. His fitness levels will carry him on for about 2 more Paul Scholes-like seasons after that and you think we should continue to build everything around him? I don't get the gist. . .

First of all, you know I hate to Essien as DM so forget this nonsense formation.

Can you point to one successful team in the whole wide world who employ a playmaker?

Bayern - Ribery
Barca - Messi
Man Utd - Ronaldo
Milan - Kaka

These are all wing/forwards. If I wanna see a midfield creative genius, I'd rather see someone versatile like Iniesta. All playmakers are passengers as far as I am concerned.

Modric hasn't exactly set the world alight at Spurs. More recently, he's been playing well, but that was only after 'Arry switched him to the left wing. There has never been a successful midfield playmaker in the history of the prem. Modric is lucky that he has some pace to render himself adaptable to playing on the wing. Diego has no such recourse. BTW, Werder Bremen are midtable in Bundesliga, no thanks to that ninny called Diego. We are not in the early 90's anymore. All playmakers must adapt or die.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why You Support The Football Club You Do? by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On Mar 29, 2009

eldee:
@topic
Funny enough, I joined Arsenal only to prove that I was a non-conformist
My dad and my cousins were Chelsea fans . . . infact my first football kit was Autoglass
We'll go and holidays in the UK and my dad will practically instruct me to wear that rag . . .

How did I follow Arsenal then?? There was this popular magazine then . . . World Soccer, they had results and team sheets of all the leagues in the last ten pages. . . My dad had a subscription, so I used to follow Arsenal there, only time I saw matches were the holidays.

Though the main reason was so I could get the teamlist for my table soccer team(Buttons from our shirts and 'biro covers')
We'd draw team formations on our tables from the teamlists and play our own versions of the Champion's League
Arsenal always won of course
I beat everyone in Lawson's Primary 6

Chelsea Autoglass kit was 1997 - 1999. How then could you have been an Arsenal fan in primary 6 when you were in primary 6 in 1970? grin

If you were an Arsenal fan in primary 6, you would NEVER wear a Chelsea shirt in 1997.

_{Ibime don come again o! Exposing everybody nyash!} grin

Politics › Re: Someone Tell Me Why Marijuana Shouldn't Be Legalized And Taxed by Ibime(m): 9:40pm On Mar 29, 2009

We have enough mad people in Naija already abeg.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 8:37pm On Mar 29, 2009

nateevs:
@Ibime.

Can you really really prove that I spent the whole of last summer talking about Deco? I talked VDV and Diego and you said they are not built for the prem. I broke the news about Deco's transfer on the forum . . . and these were my exact words. .

TOCFCWS

Ok . . . What do you have to say now ?

You cannot just pull up a quote in isolation. . . . I dont have any time to go throught the archives. . . .

VDV, I can possibly see. . . . but I dont see any difference between Diego and Deco. . . . Diego is small, slow and lightweight and doesn't even possess half of Deco's skill. . . . did you watch Diego in the Olympics?. . . . Diego is ABSOLUTELY NOT what Chelsea need right now. . . . we should be talking about Gourcuff and such, not playmakers like Diego who would NEVER succeed in the prem. . .

Sports › Re: Samuel Peter- A Flash In The Pan by Ibime(m): 7:59pm On Mar 29, 2009

Please, Samuel Peter's nickname in Europe is zombie. He is the slowest heavyweight I have ever seen in my life, even slower than superheavyweights like Butterbean. You can see his punches coming from a mile away. He is talentless.

Sports › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Super Eagles Player? by Ibime(m): 7:54pm On Mar 29, 2009

Oliseh and Finidi are the most dependable players to ever play for SE in my time.

Sports › Re: Does The English Premier League Kill Nigerian Soccer Stars Or Make Them. by Ibime(m): 7:52pm On Mar 29, 2009

All the Nigerians in EPL are old men abeg. Its not that EPL kills em. Its that they come to EPL too late in their careers. Amokachi had his best form for SE when he was with Everton.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 7:46pm On Mar 29, 2009

nateevs:
I spent the whole of Last summer talking about VDV and Diego Ribas. . . . Chelsea will be a completely different side with these two. We are too mechanical now. With Drogba, Malouda, Lampard, Essien offering about the same style of play and the only flair players being Joe and Kalou, it's hard to think of working out something magical when we need one.

Hence players like VDV, Diego Ribas, Marek Hamsik, will do us more good.

You also spent most of last summer talking about Deco. . . . look where that got us!

I have said it before and I'll say it again. . . .as long as we have [size=20pt]LAMPARD[/size], we do not need any ninny playmaker. What we need is creativity on the wings! CL final last season should have proved that we have one of the best central midfields in the league. The only area where we fall short is in the wide positions.

Sports › Re: Mozambique (0) Vs Nigeria (0) On Sunday 29th March by Ibime(m): 3:48pm On Mar 29, 2009

Martins is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sports › Re: Mozambique (0) Vs Nigeria (0) On Sunday 29th March by Ibime(m): 3:26pm On Mar 29, 2009

Nsofor needs to come central. He is useless on the wing. Kalu Uche is not cutting it.

Is Obasi injured?

Sports › Re: Mozambique (0) Vs Nigeria (0) On Sunday 29th March by Ibime(m): 3:25pm On Mar 29, 2009

We need more energy in midfield. Ajilore should come on for Mikel.

Sports › Re: Mozambique (0) Vs Nigeria (0) On Sunday 29th March by Ibime(m): 3:16pm On Mar 29, 2009

Is it only me or is Nsofor just useless on the left wing?

Sports › Re: Mozambique (0) Vs Nigeria (0) On Sunday 29th March by Ibime(m): 3:10pm On Mar 29, 2009

Shebi Obasi is injured?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Ibime(m): 1:52pm On Mar 29, 2009

It's funny how one can claim that a striker is better than a midfielder who contributes more goals and assists every season without any hint of irony in his assertion.

Culture › Re: Teach Me Naija Slang Please by Ibime(m): 11:56am On Mar 29, 2009

origina9ja:
12. See me see trouble oh - I cannot believe the allegations being levelled against me

14. abeg vamus / abeg commot - Phock off!

15. nonsense say wetin happen - This is prepostorous!

16. Abomination - Despicably unbelievable

21. Na wa oooo - unbelievable

27. Tofiakwa - Hell no!

28. Chei, Kai - Phock!

30. Hold on let me branch somewhere - Hold on, I wanna make a quick diversion from our intended destination

35. Me and you will enter the same trouser - The argument/fight which is about to ensue will be hot

37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches - What a silly question!

49. That is so dry! - Not witty/classy at all

55. Which ones now? - How are you

56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me - I can't believe that guy wants me. Doesn't he know I am out of his league?

64. Oya, shake body - do something relevant (to whatever situation both of you are in)

65. Shine your eye - Be aware

66. Carry go - Ph@ck off!

67. Don't try me o - I am piqued. Please stay out of my way.

78. abeg commot 4 hia - Ph@ck off!

82. Na Yam? - you think its easy?

84. Na so we see am o! - Thats the situation as it stands.

85. How we go do am now? - We cannot change the present situation

86. Like say, - allegorically speaking

91. shey you grab - do you understand?

92. ma guy, leave am - its not worth your energy

93. you dey jones - You are being stupid/awkward

95. na for your head - your dreams are improbable

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Culture › Re: Teach Me Naija Slang Please by Ibime(m): 3:09am On Mar 29, 2009

We blend - We got on very well
You go blend the place? - Are you coming to the party?
I dey scope the babe - I was admiring the girl
Soji - awareness
I go mend you o - I will beat you up
I go augment you o - I will beat you up (till you get an injury)
I no send - I dont care
E bala me? - I dont care
Sabi - know
You dey yarn opata - you're talking rubbish
You too dey form - you're too pretentious
agidi - subbornness/intelligence
shakara - stubborness/noisemaking/stuck up/think you're too fine
tax - to bully someone for money
leke - chick
opekere - chick
maya - drink
kube - smoke

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Ibime(m): 2:55am On Mar 29, 2009

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3657219#msg3657219 date=1238285458]Rooney is the best English player by miles.
He is light years ahead of Gerrard, Lampard, Heskey and Michael Owen.
The 'wonder boy' was magnificent throughout the 90. . . .[/quote]psst. . . . Rooney is not in Lamps class abeg. Rooney is not in the top ten strikers in the World but Lamps is a top ten midfielder. . . . Lamps was MOTM. . . . he showed Gerrard how to play as a disciplined midfielder in the 1st half, then when given freedom to roam in the 2nd half, he scored a sumptuous goal and laid on another for Rooney. . . . another masterclass from the 2005 World Player of the Year runner-up.

Politics › Re: PHCN (NEPA) Workers To Go On Nationwide Strike On Wednesday by Ibime(m): 2:50am On Mar 29, 2009

I thought they've been on strike for the last twenty years huh

Sports › Re: Mozambique (0) Vs Nigeria (0) On Sunday 29th March by Ibime(m): 3:09pm On Mar 28, 2009

Any links guys?

Politics › Re: The Black Question by Ibime(m): 11:08am On Mar 28, 2009

If you think that blacks are at the bottom of the ladder, you should consider the native Indians of the Americas who have had it ten times worse than us.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 11:03am On Mar 28, 2009

Alternatively, Chelsea are set to ask Hiddink to stay on as director of football rather than manager. (Various)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Ibime(m): 11:03am On Mar 28, 2009

Guus Hiddink looks likely to continue his dual role as Chelsea and Russia coach beyond this season after the Russian Football Association said it is happy to discuss the idea. (Various)

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