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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:55pm On Nov 27, 2023
Kilishihunter:
Oga no be matter of travel small age cheats Dey sup for all those countries wey I mention, google am, you feel say na everybody for there dem born for hospital ni especially immigrants and poor folks who couldn't obviously afford good health services from the scratch, but them go lock up and hardly reveal their shit except to close confidants unlike we Africans wey go rush go press at any small thing, na whity (football agent) wey dey close to one of my guys yarn us some of these things I dey tell you so
I followed that u-17 team under John obuh and I can almost vouch for osimhen and nwakali even though I never see their birth certificate, they also brought in one us based boy like that bamgboye, if them say no be from US e come you go shaparly drag am, as for Mikel he was playing as at age 33 or 34 at stoke city few years back after coming from I think china or turkey
I spoke about European countries, not the other bongo countries you mentioned. In South America, I can only vouch 100% for Argentina, Uruguay and Chile, however I can still vouch for 95% of Brazilians because we see them still playing at high level at 34, 35, 36 unlike Nigeria where almost all payers without exception pafuka from 28 to 32.

Mikel was finished at Middlesbrough in 2019. That's 5 years ago at the age of 31, when his mates are still going at very high level till 35.

You want to vouch for the age of someone whose name is Michael John Obinna, and NFF made passport for him that spells his name as Mikel. His identity is already a fraud ab initio, and anything that comes with that identity such as age is under question. Dey play.. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:49pm On Nov 27, 2023
Shegzdave:
You seem so sure of this grin grin

Evidence boku be that
But he look U17 in that picture someone posted
That picture also look 19 to 23 with no shaking. He does not have sideburns which join up with goatee even now, you look naturally younger when sideburns no full ground. Go and check Babayaro picture at under 17, Baba finished at 28 years old.

This is his picture 10 years ago exactly, that is a 17 year old boy, 16 at best. I put him at 27 now, 26 at best. The picture is definitely not that of a 14 year old

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2023
Kilishihunter:
But you'll probably believe several age cheats from south America, France, Italy and other backwater European countries na
There was a trending picture earlier this year of one of our 16 years old u17 midfielders light eke during his secondary school graduation, had it been better Nigeria hadn't lost to Burkina Faso in the quarters, qualified for the ongoing world cup in which he performs well and grabs the attention of the various scouts watching, progresses well in his development, bulks up,. matures well and starts shining in his future club, that's how we will be hearing he's an age cheat, for every uzoho and chrisantus there's a Mikel
Tell your story to the Gods

Even Mikel is an age cheat. Mikel was already finished completely 5 years ago at 31 in Middlesbrough. P Square who played in academy with him are 42 years old officially.

If we check well, if not for benching, he done pafuka since 2016 if put under the first team microscope.

These countries you mention in Europe have birth registry, National health records that follow you from birth to death and NI number that follows you from the age of 15, all recorded online, you think you are talking about Bongo countries? Travel small.

Non-age cheat in Nigeria is 1 in 1,000. I cannot name a single one in the last 30 years except those born abroad. That's why you dominate Under 17 and flop at men's level. Keep lying to yourself, country go surely better with such self delusion.

I've looked into Osimhen and I will put 3 years on his age, he is one of the best ones in that aspect, him and Taiwo Amwoniyi. Rule of thumb is usually 5 years plus.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:12pm On Nov 27, 2023
Amoto94:
Chelsea are in the front row to reach an agreement with Napoli for Kvaratskhelia and are ready to do crazy things to get signing done.

{Calciomercato via Sport Witness}
Another left winger when Sterling, Mudryk and Carney are yet to bear fruit

This club stupid I swear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2023
Shegzdave:
grin grin
But na you cut the umbilical chord abi
I have enough evidence from 99% of our other youth players whose age is deflated

Burden of proof is on anyone who claims a Nigerian Under17 is Under17, not me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:30pm On Nov 27, 2023
Capaldi:
It's only people that didn't watch Oshimen at under 17 tournaments will be questioning his age.
You cut the umbilical chord abi?

What makes him different from the other 99% of senior men parading at Under 17 level
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:25pm On Nov 27, 2023
Melvyn11:
This guy is always hilarious with his theories. So you actually believe someone that won Face of Edo didn't have men far richer than Israel jumping into her Dm's before they met?. A virgin in Benin, do you know how rare that is and you think she needed Israel to uplift her. Continue to dey play cheesy
Who face of Edo help? Infact who was the last one before her?

All these numerous mushroom beauty pageants sef. Na so Chidinma take chop cucumber that year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:59am On Nov 27, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Well, another angle[/color]
Israel has successfully switched the narrative. The koko is he is an abuser
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:58am On Nov 27, 2023
How old is this Osimhen? These people no go get sense. You give player 8 years contract, he can only perform for 2 or 3 years because his real age is catching up with him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:53am On Nov 27, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue] grin grin grin

I think we are a bit too hard on the wife (not disputing the theories from others)

There's absolutely nothing wrong in wanting something better or more for your husband. Maybe it is because this is the entertainment niche, but in all spheres of life, people try to break out and become their own masters.

From Politics to business to the corporate world, people outgrow assliccking and want to be someone greater or even an equal.

And i can understand her a little; It's not like Davido stopped him from growing. People came, grew and left. Why can't you do the same, Israel?
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I think the matter is cleared up and straightforward. Israel was keeping her prisoner and controlling her every movements. That's the Koko. No woman with self esteem can live under those circumstances. All these other talks about ãsslicking and future are just side distractions and washing of dirty laundry, so is the 2 mins man stuff. The Koko is how she was treated. No reasonable woman will leave a rich man because of 2 mins, ãsslicking that pays handsomely and other megedefegede
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:49am On Nov 27, 2023
BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/7923217/pregnant-nigerian-lady-storm-boyfriends

Pregnant lady storms boyfriend's wedding with thugs in Port Harcourt. Unfortunately, she arrived after the priest has already joined the boyfriend with the bride.

I no know say these things still dey happen o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
nifton:
Yeah, she had it all planned out. Isreal accused her of taking peels to prevent pregnancy, even trying to lock her out whenever she do shady waka.
Israel is now giving dog a bad name in order to hang it. Any waka out the house will now be labelled as her attempting to cheat abi? She said she wasn't allowed to attend her best friend wedding, shey na cheating she go do dia?
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Ibime(m): 5:32pm On Nov 26, 2023
FuckingMachine:
The guy na basket abeg.
He was lucky to have players like Okechukwu, West, Keshi, Oliseh in front of him.
West was not in 1994 team

Watch this video from 1.20 to 1.40 and see how Rufai won us the Nations cup with point blank saves in that final


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueBaHkzKhA?si=2jGZj6aEmHeeo1Q2
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Ibime(m): 5:20pm On Nov 26, 2023
FuckingMachine:
How did Rufai concede to them?
From a very good header that hardly any keeper will save
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:19pm On Nov 26, 2023
[quote author=OasisX post=127176259][font=serif]....James Ibori offered Ribadu $15m to stop the case of corruption against him. Guess what? Late Yar'Adua fought Ribadu over the case cos he and Ibori were friends.

course, Ibori was a very major player in Yaraduas kitchen cabinet

Ibori was virtually running the country with Turai Yaradua the wife when Yaradua was comatose and on deathbed for 3 good months. They refused to hand over to Jonathan

That's why the first thing Jonathan did when he was confirmed was chase Ibori like a cornered rat and handed him over to UK for prosecution. Ibori literally ran to his abode in Delta and had a standoff with security forces before he was fished out
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Ibime(m): 5:04pm On Nov 26, 2023
FuckingMachine:
That wasn't the same team. They perished in a plane crash.
Stop revising history.
They perished in a plane crash in 1993 except their two greatest players, the Bwalya brothers who were based in Europe and on a different flight

They did not die between the semis and the finals, but died the prior year on their way to Gabon for a WC qualifier.

The replacements went to 1994 AFCON and achieved all that feat, getting to the finals and pummeling Mali in the semi.

Quit capping
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Ibime(m): 4:53pm On Nov 26, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Why concede against such opposition?
He conceded goals too cheaply like Uzoho.
Was it a soft goal?

That opposition trounced Mali 4-1 in the semifinal and knocked out Senegal in the quarters. Mali had knocked out Egypt in the quarters and locked out the host Tunisia. Same Egypt we struggled with in group stage.
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Ibime(m): 4:49pm On Nov 26, 2023
FuckingMachine:
How did he concede against a traumatized Zambian amateur plumber side??
Was it a soft goal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:48pm On Nov 26, 2023
donjazzet:
Ibime take a look at this, you can see the conditions which will actually lead to issues in marriage.

Where the man wants to treat his wife as a property and not as a human being.
Very few women will experience this in marriage and decide to survive the nonsense.
Hmmm, the truth done dey come out. Na the real koko be this not the ãsslicking. The ãsslicking stuff is just an insult thrown out in the middle of argument, no reasonable person will leave someone because of ãsslicking that pays their bills
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:39pm On Nov 26, 2023
BlueRayDick:
U just decided to miss the point about self pride .

No wam . Israel should look for another woman that will focus on just the money he brings to the table only .

It is well with him
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He should

Any woman with foolish pride not to recognise his source of income and respect his occupation should stay far from him.

Some people do clear soakaways, some clean dead bodies, some work for LAWMA and clear trash and they are respected in their own homes. A roadie is a recognised job.

A roadie is a logistics manager, a praise singer, a diary organiser, a weed man, a security guard and a bag carrier. Everybody got roadies from Beyonce to Pasuma. Na occupation bros. Any ungrateful heart downing her man's occupation should go back to village.
SportsRe: Who Is The Greatest Nigerian Goalkeeper Of All Time? by Ibime(m): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Vincent Enyeama


None of the others achieved half of his feats. Rufai was a basket so don't even try that rubbish. Rufai benefitted from being part of Nigeria's most gifted set ever and every time the ball got to him, a goal was sure to be conceded. The 70/80s set were just nostalgia. If they were so good how come Nigeria didn't qualify for any World Cup in their time winning only ONE AFCON?

Vincent Enyeama hands down abeg.
Rufai was not a basket till 1998 when he was too old and they dragged him out of International retirement when Ike Shorunmu broke his leg and Abiodun Baruwa proved incompetent in a 5-1 loss to Yugoslavia

Rufai in 1998 was just doing Naija a favour, he was way over the hill by then. Rufai prior to that was quality
CareerRe: Why Are Motorcyclists Called Okada Riders? by Ibime(m): 2:26pm On Nov 26, 2023
zeuss:
In the early 1980's Okada was the pioneer location of commercial cyclist. Okada in the then Bendel and now Edo state.
Chief Igbinedion also had Okada Air airlines, so I believe Benin is the origin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 2:11pm On Nov 26, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Until one day he went on abusive on my friend and that one tried to explain his way out of the issue he was raising ; he locked my friend’s shirt and was almost going to physically assault him before stopped at the die minute .

My friend left his office that day and made up his mind he was done with the nonsense . He said he got home and started thinking about his life ; a married man with wife and children at home being treated like a slave like that . Less than 2 months he got another job and resigned his appointments .

No be everybody go sacrifice their self pride for money o.
Does Davido do that to Israel? Davido wey dey carry Israel go Jacobs go buy Rolex for am. You go explain tire, Israel is living his best life and that's the end of story grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:58pm On Nov 26, 2023
Realmrsean:
wahala plenty like this, we dey look for 21 years to marry to avoid evening newspapers 📰 🗞️ of 25+ Ladies..

Now 21 years eyes 👀 don tear, Dem now think 💬 say we wey marry them no dey dia level 🎚️ again..

Shey make wey leave 21 years girls come dey marry evening newspapers sad.abi how we go do am like this sad
From the age of 17 to 25, poverty does not resonate with you as everyone is in the same boat and you still have some umbilical chord to your parents. At this age is when people make stupid life decisions that affect their future wealth. From 25 to 30, reality will start to dawn on you, and you will not play with the bag like this 21 year old has done.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2023
popizaino:
Yes............once a team is without a coach,her winning percentage reduces by almost 65% to 70%. The importance of a coach to a team cannot be overemphasised.
Don't they have communications to the bench? These are just excuses. Even if they don't have communications, they will at halftime where he should have instructed his assistant to take off Ugochukwu for Caicedo, and for Sterling to be following Trippier
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:56am On Nov 26, 2023
One thing not mentioned yesterday was Sterling refusal to track Trippier

Sterling was never with Trippier when Trippier was whipping those crosses.

I will assume it's tactical instruction from the coach for now rather than dereliction of duty by Sterling
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:50am On Nov 26, 2023
liveLongNprospa:
That woman saw his life in full.
Like in full and in just 1 year, she switches like thishuh
That woman been get other plans. Coz usually most women are patient and will take their time to change their husbands.
That woman is village people. She want kill the goose that laid the golden egg and drag him into poverty based on young foolish pride. She's just an immature kid. All these grown men that go looking for 21 year olds to marry, these are what come with the territory. If you are a grown man, go and find 25+ years babe that knows what life is about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:06am On Nov 26, 2023
BlueRayDick:
You obviously don’t follow him on social media , neither have u seen him at his day job .

Even Israel himself while narrating his side of the story didn’t deny he’s asslicking his “oga”
All artistes road managers are yes men and praise singers because artistes have fragile egos, are highly strung and have back-to-back time commitments

Even support artistes like Tony Yayo, Memphis Bleek and Spliff Star are ãsslickers, not to talk of roadies. It's part of the job.

Israel DMW may be using it to grow his profile, look at Fonzworth Bentley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:46am On Nov 26, 2023
BlueRayDick:
Who else is following the breakup story of Israel DMW ( Davido’s P.A) and his estranged wife ?

So the major issue in the marriage is that the wife wants Israel to find something serious to do with his life other than assslicking Davido and always prostrating for him every now and then.

She believe he lacks self respect and should be ashamed of himself doing what he does to earn a living . Israel on the other hand feels she’s being unreasonable with her demands cos na that same assslicking he dey do before he met her and her family whom were very broke as at the time they started dating .He claimed to have used money from that job she now despised to turn her life and that of her family around . She now has a verified social media account courtesy of her marriage to Israel and Davido even follows her on IG which definitely monetizes .

While I feel gutted for Israel because it appears the lady has used him to set herself up for a “better man “ to come for her in the nearest future ; I also think as a man Israel supposed find something better to do with his life . Even ur fellow men no go respect u for doing that kind of job irrespective of how much u make from it; tankless of woman wey go get friends wey go dey enter her small small based on what her husband does to make money .
Since when did becoming a Personal Assistant/road manager to an artiste become ãsslicking?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:41am On Nov 26, 2023
Griffon:
My reaction in his first game months back.
Even when he was signed, everybody who reviewed him agreed he was clueless apart from that transfer junkie BlueAngel. As in, what are these scouts and TDs watching.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:55pm On Nov 25, 2023
BlueMann:
Lol. James has arguably the best chest control and ball retention of any fullback around; on
any other day would chest the ball and, at worst, shield the ball from the player before passing. I don't know what got into his head. He made it too obvious what he intended to do, hence why Gordon read the move. Even I knew what he wanted to do just before he did it.
That chest move James does usually works

Gordon is just the fittest, fastest and most aggressive pressing winger in the prem and he read it, ran round James and got there first. James usually chest it back and use his body to block you from getting there. He didn't reckon with an adrenaline junkie like Gordon that will run around you to get there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2023/2024 by Ibime(op): 5:51pm On Nov 25, 2023
Got Gordon as first sub while starting Palmer. SMH

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