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Romance / Re: My New Girl Is Already Begging For Data by iInjureHerYansh: 4:55pm On May 10, 2023
How guys catch feelings for Nigerian girls amazes me eh.
How can one be catching feeling for a set of people that all have same type of mentality. A shameless and disgusting one at that.
I only see these hoes as sex objects. Pump and dump instruments. I just tell you what you want to hear then pump and dump. No stress.

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Romance / Re: Man Bails Out On Bills After His Date Came With Her 3 Kids (pics/video) by iInjureHerYansh: 7:20pm On May 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
Shame on all broke men

Shame!!! Shame!!!! Shame!!!! Shame!!!!!!!
Dumb bitch. Broke shaming no dey work again

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Food / Re: How Many Times Do You Eat In A Day? by iInjureHerYansh: 4:55pm On May 09, 2023
TempUser:
Sometimes 0-0-0
Sometimes 1-0-1
Sometimes 0-1-0
Sometimes 1-1-1
Sometimes 0-0-1
Sometimes 1-1-0
Sometimes 0-1-1

But in all these times I don't want to act too high or mighty because I may fall down on my face.
Lord I thank you for ☀ sunshine
Thank you for rain.... ☔
Werey😂

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Romance / Re: How Will You Know If A Woman Is Satisfied During Sex by iInjureHerYansh: 8:51pm On May 07, 2023
Tallesty1:
She will faint.


But on a serious note it is not always easy to know, that gender can fake anything but you can get your answers from what happens after sex. The way she looks at you, and there is usually this mumu smile on their faces, some will kinda glow.

How she treats you before and after sex can also be a pointer, when she is satisfied she will like to return the favor in so many ways. She will also initiate sex if you are good.

None of this should be your concern anyways, just make sure you cum and thrust hard and fast so her legs won't be able to support her weight when you are done.
Omo grin
Health / Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by iInjureHerYansh: 8:41pm On May 07, 2023
Ofemmanu1:


That one na cheap ass agbako single mother.

Even the unfortunate man wey give am belle don run.
Omo grin
Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by iInjureHerYansh: 9:05pm On May 05, 2023
CuriousCart:


I owe you one.
Like what voltage do you think can fry appliances?
Evil plan looming😂
Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by iInjureHerYansh: 9:03pm On May 05, 2023
Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!
Omo you brutal o 😂
Romance / Re: Please Advice Me by iInjureHerYansh: 1:29am On May 04, 2023
Bigboy2221:


Said they haven't knavked but she likes him
Lol and you believed that.
I dey shame for you😂
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by iInjureHerYansh: 1:20am On May 04, 2023
Zonefree:

Una don see things for Nigerian girls hand o shocked
grin ahswear
Romance / Re: 15 Years Relationship, She Finally Broke Up With Me. I'm injured by iInjureHerYansh: 1:15am On May 04, 2023
Naija girl don show this one pepper cheesy
This type of news wey dey pepper another man is what I have been waiting for all night. Now wey I don see am I can finally go to bed.
I need more of this everyday.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is The Most Handsome(pictures) by iInjureHerYansh: 3:26pm On May 03, 2023
I can imagine what he must be passing through with that your olosho kpekus angry
Romance / Re: What Would You Do In This Scenario? (pix) by iInjureHerYansh: 2:25pm On May 03, 2023
Any lady that checks the account balance is probably not a good/disciplined person. That alone should tell you that they will definitely withdraw the 50k and act like nothing happened.
Romance / Re: Should I Bleep A Surrogate Mother Of My Baby While She Is Holding My Baby In Her by iInjureHerYansh: 10:30am On May 02, 2023
No be only well fed grin
Werey
Sports / Re: Frank Lampard, Expected To Stay As Interim Coach Until The End Of The Season by iInjureHerYansh: 8:31am On Apr 29, 2023
AderonkeOlaniyi:
Frank Lampard is better off coaching clubs like Dagenham & Redbridge, Yeovil Town or Oldham Athletic. He has no business in Chelsea.
grin
Health / Re: 3 Girls Who Removed Their Breasts And Transitioned Into Men (Photo) by iInjureHerYansh: 9:29pm On Apr 26, 2023
alanto:
Na lie... These people are very men... They are too masculine to be women... Yeye bloggers

Two of them get mustache
Dem wan dey whine us grin
Romance / This Is Why Gay Men Have Higher Risks Of Contracting Hiv (photo) by iInjureHerYansh: 6:05pm On Apr 26, 2023
Of all the good things of life you choose to be gay. Enjoy your perils cheesy

NB:
MSM = Men that have sex with other men

Romance / Re: Just Found Out My Husband To Be Is Gay, Please Help by iInjureHerYansh: 5:43pm On Apr 26, 2023
advanceDNA:
Fake story...

But shaa go for HIV test shaaa...cos gay pple...i no just get their collabo with HIV
Ahswear 😂
That thing dey wonder me too o

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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend A Week As A Single Person? by iInjureHerYansh: 9:48am On Apr 25, 2023
I spent over 700k last week alone.

This week from Sunday till now I have spent over 100k already.

Any blessed with tha spend 20k I always go on my knees. Unfortunately I can't even remember when last I spent less than 20k in a week angry
Romance / Re: Look What A Female NL Mod Did To Me (photo) by iInjureHerYansh: 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
You deserve a longer ban. Your ban was short and obviously you didn't learn from it.
Ban for what exactly.
Which rule did I break?
Is evening newspaper now an insult on this site?
Well you don't have to answer cos I already know you will dodge the question.

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Romance / Look What A Female NL Mod Did To Me (photo) by iInjureHerYansh: 2:41pm On Apr 24, 2023
Look what they banned me for. I know it must be one of these female mods that got hit by my comment.
They hate the word evening newspaper with passion grin

But if you are above 26 you are definitely an evening newspaper. And that's fact. Whether you ban me a 100 times it won't change that fact.

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Romance / Re: I Just Sent A Single Mum Money For Her Child's School Fees. Am I A Simp? by iInjureHerYansh: 1:39am On Apr 23, 2023
giacomogiovanni:


And you did not include yourself Mr Judge?

Matthew 7 NIV. "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you".



This Guy you are very wicked grin

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Romance / Re: Traveling Out, Do I Sponsor Myself Or My Wife by iInjureHerYansh: 1:29am On Apr 23, 2023
Rooneyboy:


Yeah, my inner mind has been talking to me for some months now, I'm just trying to see if I could maneuver.

But deep down, I know my inner mind ain't making no mistake.
Bro in the western world women rule the world. Hope say you go do hakimi style when you reach there and start earning tho. Cos your wife might divorce you once she starts getting acquainted to the system over there. I have seen it countlessly and so do you.
Like someone said up there. Women are only loyal to their feelings.
Harsh fact

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Romance / Re: New Found Words Any Nigerian Lady Won't Like. by iInjureHerYansh: 11:51am On Apr 18, 2023
saintbillion:

Hehehe. Give us the meaning
It's the past participle of Hakimism.

E.g "She thought she was winning when she filed for the divorce but got hakimized" grin
Romance / Re: New Found Words Any Nigerian Lady Won't Like. by iInjureHerYansh: 12:08am On Apr 18, 2023
saintbillion:
As e dey hot, men are now becoming very wise due to Hakimi’s and wife saga. Below are some words every woman with entitlement mentality will be pained when used.
1.Hakimidify This is the process of willing your properties to you beloved mom instead of your wife.

2. Hakimison Someone is free from Simpson and not a simp.

3.Hakiminology The study of not loosing your possessions to a wicked wife.

4.Hakimi Someone who puts family and motherly love first.

5.Hakimony A state of been completely free and fortified from women spell and control.

6.Hakimism The process of leaving a divorce wife empty handed.

7.Hakimistry?

Some sentences with the words. Girl friend: Baby please can you lend me urgent 2k?
Me: I'm sorry babe I am Hakimidified at the moment, but you can call my mom.
Hakimized.
I wonder why you didn't add that lol
Romance / Re: I Need Your Help And Advice In My Relationship. by iInjureHerYansh: 11:52pm On Apr 17, 2023
josephm456:
no b me you dey address as werey but yourself.
No only werey you be. You a stupid simp at that too. Go and simp and perish for all I care.
Romance / Re: I Need Your Help And Advice In My Relationship. by iInjureHerYansh: 10:42pm On Apr 17, 2023
josephm456:
Thanks so much!
If you like be doing thank you and still go back and simp.
I don't understand how made men can't go out and meet successful women like themselves. Instead they resort to dealing with useless hoes and on top of it be takinh themselves seriously. Werey
Family / Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by iInjureHerYansh: 10:24pm On Apr 17, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
That equally explains side chickens and Polygamous behavior of men, too, right? undecided
you this mental go and rest

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Romance / Re: DNA Confirmed My Friend A Bastard by iInjureHerYansh: 8:12pm On Apr 17, 2023
Solofresh2:
Am telling you bro
How did the story end bro. Hope the man was able to sue the woman for paternity fraud.
Romance / Re: DNA Confirmed My Friend A Bastard by iInjureHerYansh: 8:11pm On Apr 17, 2023
Starz825:


women...

even the ones that will tell you I can't do it ....can't be trusted...cos wetin she go do ...she sef never know am..until she finds herself in that situation...
this thing wey you talk here eh. You just describe woman finish.

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