₦airaland Forum

iice:
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did you see Zulu? [/color]

huh? zuzu? where is my bestest bruv?

chienekeeee! i don laff piss for body? " "

wetin dem dey chop so? thier fellow monkey abi na one random antelope?

chei! mukinatu!

thicken?  start initially with as likkle water as possible

i thought  edikaikong is vegetable soup?( a mixture of various vegetables)

and no you can't put the snail in at the last minute! how is it gon cook? except you eat raw snails! 

ogiri is optional jor! me i prefer iru!

_{can someone help this lady out with a good recipe?}

SeanT21:
Talk to him.If He do not listen then its "Hit The road Jack and Don't U come back no more".

You can not be in a relationship with someone that do not appreciate YOU!!

  na today? na so e easy? 

@ topic talk to him about the sex thingy! that na the main koko!

am sure if he was shagging  your brains out, tearing that ass up , you wont be in here talking about greetings and  making bed! 

tpia:
Thats why you see Naijas abroad embracing a different set of rules when they want to marry a foreigner. When they're marrying a fellow Nigerian its a totally different pot of tea.

gbam!

osu koo! isu nii!

lolly pop - li'l wayne

ki lon so- obeserse featuring 9ice

my own na voltron!
hahaha! still love it though!

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@ikamefa[/quote] don't you know my present day fashion faux pas is tomorrows fashion trends! _{lets just say am a trend-setter!} " "

ok its thanksgiving for this desert na who dey hold the turkey?
i don use laxative since 3 week ago!
dey wait the turkey? oya na?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Rofl twinny!   I do that too, with even bandeau tube top sef


I once wore mascara on my eyebrows, i didn't know what da heck a mascara was.  I thought it was like eye pencil. 
Omo see caterpillar eyebrows.  My excuse?  I was prolly 8yrs or so. [/color]

recently i discovered i have a lot of buba( yoruba blouses) in my closet  now my latest crase is wearing it with a skirt( long or short or mini) and my ugg booths
i do this mostly on weekends "  "  _{them don tire for this place sef!} "  "

mrghost:
please, help him! he has done it already adn guitly as charged, but you know she caused it.

tell him what to do. before he pretends not to be awake tomorrow morning.

huh?     na we help am bring ashi come house? 

abi na we help am shag the babe? 

abi na we help  the girl leave her  "noxious" pata behind for house? "  "

if he pretends to be dead . then shikena! make them pack am for coffin!
yeye! 

obama ke?  i love  [size=30pt] BUSH[/size]

@ topic a party in the making!

_{make sure you use your shag-detecting machine on the girl when she comes home!}

shior!

plappville:
A man is someone who can take responsibility, provide for his family, hard working, show respect, walk away from a fight, moralistic, Treat his woman right, be able to defend himself, be himself and above all be a good role model for his children.

i concur!

Gamine:
There are four types of men in the world; lovers, opportunists, lookers-on, and imbeciles. The happiest are the imbeciles.

imbeciles indeed! " " ^{cant help laughing at this post}!

"  "  so that your friend is  what? a freaking cross-dresser abi?

the girl should make him wear a bra! some fishnets and a pair of  lucite 9" sandals and make him dance round a pole 

serves him right for lying! all this guys who can't restrain their 3rd leg 

while we are on the subject of this ankara material can anybody get me an ankara panty and ankara socks? " "
_{basic necessities i tell y'all}

@ topic i remember rocking a skinny jeans with my boots, a sweater and a jacket c o s twas cold that day i had no hat, i just slapped on a scarve! " " and kept it moving jare!

or during summer i love to wear my babariga pants with a tight t shirt " " i nor send anybody message oh!

okkk!

erhmmmmmmmmmmm! wata! gata! mata!

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@ twinnyy

haba! how can i say you be meat? if you be meat! wetin i come be? pomo?
nor mind me jare i just dey try rap abi na rhyme " "
erhnm ! i been get one five legged doggie i want dash you!
thr thing dey outside! you want am?

^{no let muki see am oh shhhhhhhhhhh!} _{she go just begin get soup ideas} ^{how she go take the thing cook pepper soup!}

mukina2:
chei!!!

she is back!!!!! guess who?

who?
when?
where?
what?
whence?

MrCrackles:
what about tampons and extra g-strings?!

i nor dey use any of the above "  " i don't need them 

oh @ topic i forgot my ever ready purple butt-plugg! 

erhmmmm! my kegelmax 2000! all kinds laxatives, red ,blue and white condoms , oh plus lots of rubber-bands