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klonboi:
The courtroom is open to the public

Binta Nyarko has no right to bar anyone from observing the proceedings

Such excuse is unacceptable and a disgrace to the Nigerian Judiciary

You are asking a jihadist judge to do what's right.

Mumu, girl dey give you leads to take the initiative and waka you still dey form mugu. If you don't gerrit na you know. Next she will dump your ass ruthlessly.

vedaxcool:
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Benin has been violating every protocol for many years now. Benin is amongst the 10 largest importers of rice, yet it's population does have that capacity to consume that quantity. The target? Nigeria. It has been coordinating economic sabotage of the Nigerian economy. That you hate PMB does not mean you should apply common sense when assessing issues especially when it has to do with your country's interest. Whatever game they are playing, they will eventually loose.

It is sad many smugglers who are unpatriotic continue to carry their campaign of calumny against Nigeria. We must prosecute all criminals ruthlessly. The greed in the heart of a criminal in this country is capable of cannibalising its own family to satisfy such appetite.

Imagine someone preferring to route goods through another country than his own...make the Nigerian ports clearing seamless, stop the corruption and stop blaming Benin. The real saboteur is Nigerian Government.

You see that company called Euro Mega ehn, to slap the HR dey hungry me

Bonaventura:
I have noticed a very annoying patterns with Nigerian organisations about interviews and employment. A job will be widely advertised, you will apply for the job, get invited for the interview. After the interview the recruiter maybe because you didn't perform well most often will not get back to you. You will have to wait endlessly.

I have a friend who is in Scotland. He moved from Nigeria in January this year. He told me that all the job interviews he attended, they all got back to him even when they did not give him an offer. They even went ahead to explain his performance at the interview and how he can improve better.

I understand its almost impossible to reach out to everyone that applied for a job, this is even stated by most recruiters during advertisement, my issues is that the few that you invited for interview deserve to know how they fared.

I know one can argue that not being reached means you weren't hired but its emotionally killing having to wait for a long time.

Imagine a zoo keeper talking to animals in a zoo.

This kind of people and crime should only attract the death penalty. Period!

Erect320:
Weather report that is always not reliable

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Show us video while banging your babe for 3hrs make we believe

Speaking from the gutters of Lagos.

The only way to solve a credit deficit is to give more credit....civilised societies know this. But naija and china loan collabos are mumu. OP don't pay shishi. Na unsecured loan and they have done their worse already. If they come your house , break bottle for their head. No shakings

Real men don't kneel down. If you no wan marry abeg getat!

The guy no qualify for kano pillars sef.

Xagacem:
The indigenous people of BIAFRA through powerful and Simon ekpa have cancelled the weeks long proposed sit at home but people are still not coming out as of this morning.
majority of the city in the south east are deserted all business area closed up.
I think the masses are now their own problem

If na you , will you rush out few hours after the cancellation. Make them use you for squid game?

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

two years spark is off. Abeg pity that man and leave him. Go back to your streets where you belong.

How can you even comapare mouth and body odour with snoring?

Lazypoke:
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do.

Not everyone was born to disvirgin. It's a born skill . Talent from heaven . The cap is shaped diff. Allow the guys blessed with the key open it so you can have free passage. Give me her number �

MRDEE01:
Very funny.

Didn't the kidnappers know there face will be in the open?

Very soon you will hear something like .....

Hello my name is Ibro,am a kidnapper, this isnmy complementary card.

Gumi told them it's okay. They are not criminals

thesicilian:
But how then does the government expect the loan apps to get their money back? Will NITDA collaborate with the commercial banks to allow automatic withdrawals from all BVN linked accounts of defaulters in the event that a customer clearly doesn't want to pay?

Lol,. Money dey the account naim them go borrow......there are better ways to get their money. It first starts from doing proper borrowing when you access a debtors risk like other banks are doing..not given people money with the intent of blackmailing them to pay unimaginable interest in one week.

Oga na civil matter . Next time.theh call you with that threat. Tell them no need to arrst you. They should tell you the police station and you will meet them up there peacefully . They either restructure it to 5k monthly or prevail on the insurance company that backed the loan to take care of it. Shikena

Fheyhi:
No sir

Serious. Is he the Chinedu true true . I will ca him.

Person with small odunga no dey make this kind mistake

Acting..don't take this guy serious

awesonjr:
good morning nairaland

I'll make it quickly as I can and I really need advice on what to do about it,
there is this my cousin my mum bring from village in 2018 she lost her mum and her dad is always busy don't have too much time for her and her junior once, and she's the first born after her mum burial she decided to follow my mum to the city and my elder sister in the city help her register for senior WAEC after her Senior WAEC her result was good so she applied for school of Nurse she gained admission there letter on my mum take her to where she can learn sowing after school while me am a art printer it all started if she have an assignment in school about Drawing Of Women Private Part Illustrations & Clip Art cause I'm good in drawing cause is my job from there she'll start telling me about women Virginia how women give birth, how sperm from babies I was lyk because u dey go school of Nurse now we no go here word again, so recently in 2021 anytime my mum is on night duty at her working place me & this my cousin sister are the only one left home, (note I also lost my dad in 2016) if I came back from work I use to branch my guys place gist play PS and come home late lyk 10:30pm some times to 12 anytime I came I always meet her sleepless and if I ask way u never sleep by this time she tell me I'm the one she's waiting for before she can sleep I was lyk are you a babe. so recently my mum travel for her senior sister's son wedding since last 2 week, anytime am sleeping I notice that my cousin will start touching my dick, I'll quickly remove her hand and turn on light she well now pretend as if she is sleeping sometimes she well come to where I'm sleeping that she can't sleep alone in her room that she lyk to join me I thought she's joking until she climb my bed I now went to sleep in the parlour that is day before yesterday this happen so yesterday she was watching TV I'm also eating around 8:30pm after I finish eating I tell her I wanted to see my friend that I'll be back 11:00 or 12 she now say OK she'll be waiting for me I say no go and sleep but leave the door open so I leave after gist charts with my friend I went back home I meet my cousin necked I shouted at her that what's wrong with her are u OK at all before she now went nd put on her Nyt wear so I went to my room around 2:45 or 3:00 she came start robbing my dick I weak up immediately and see her half necked she now say why I'm I behalving as if I don't what to do she can't take this my behavior I must sex her this Nyt I was confused throughout yesterday Nyt can't even sleep I don't now what to do should I report her to my mum if she comes back or I should tell my elder sister
I really need ur advice pls
and she's just 22 year old while I'm 25 pls help

Liar. Dick no know cousin

Kalubolt:
Good day Nairalanders, I don't know how to place the subject of what transpire ystday but just read and share your thoughts.
I am a driver working with one of the e-hailing companies (BOLT). Ystday by 7pm I got a request from Bera estate by Chevron drive to one hotel close to Skymall at Sangotedo. When I got to the pick up zone it was a guy and his babe. They look so young so I didn't know they were married at first.
Before picking them I was playing a Phil Collins track (You'll be here in my heart).
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When they boarded, the guy said I should change the song to something more upbeat which I did. When we got to Mega Chicken opposite Askamaya Hotel, there was a heavy traffic as usual that comes all the way from Ajah Bridge so we were moving slowly. Before we got to VGC traffic light, hubby's phone rang and he picked it. After the normal hello he asked who's on the line? And the caller answered it's me Aisha cus I got to know when he said whose Aisha. It seems Aisha at the other end was telling him why are you pretending not to know my voice bcus I called with unknown number after you refused picking my lines. Hubby was adamant, pls I don't know you and I am with my wife and he cut the call.
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By this time I have reduced the volume of my radio, so wifey was asking him who's that? He said he doesn't know who she was. Wifey said are you sure and he said yes. Not long after the number called again and hubby picked and said pls leave me alone I don't know you.
As Wifey wanted to collect the phone from him, hubby cut the call. Wifey was somehow angry but kept her cool. Not long after again same number called again, but before hubby could say anything Wifey collected the phone from him and picked the call. And then put it on speaker for both hubby and me to hear.
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She then calmly said hello, I am the wife of the person you are trying to call how may I help you. Aisha too calmly said, pls don't be offended give the phone to the owner he's the one I want to speak to. With this, Wifey provoke and started shouting at her. Who the hell are you to tell me who you want to talk to? All this while hubby moved a bit to my side and was trying to explain to me: driver see me see wahala o, person say him no know you and you dey insist. Which kind problem be this. I didn't say any word to whatever he was saying cus he has distracted me from hearing the main gist between his wife and Aisha.
And by this time Wifey has off the loudspeaker and was now listening to the other caller carefully and silently. After some minutes of careful listening she cuts the call and burst into tears. Hubby tried to get close to her and ask what's wrong, she shouted don't touch me. After some more sobbing, she voiced out: Andrew (not real name) why, Andrew why are you doing this to me? We are barely 2 months into our marriage and you have started cheating on me. Andrew retorted back, honey what are you saying? I don't know her, don't believe whatever she's saying, that's a home wrecker.
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Wifey replied back while sobbing, you don't know her but she knows your name and your best friend's name you use to hang out with. And you guys even hang out with her and friends just last week, Andrew why, why?
Hubby started explaining that doesn't know her, maybe it was one of the girls my friend use to carry along when we hang out. Wifey said she has heard enough and he should just let her be for the time being. With that Wifey place her head at the side glass of where she was sitting and continued sobbing slowly.
Hubby now confused and don't know what next to do or say just sat bewildered, I was watching them both from my inner mirror. After about 5 min total silence and us approaching Ajah Bridge, hubby came close to my ears and told me to look for that Phil Collins song I played earlier when I came to pick them. I nodded and proceeded to look for the track on my Playlist and then click it.
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As the song was playing, to my surprise hubby started singing along the song to Wifey in an Indian movie style hahahaha. What got me laughing inside myself more was when he sang the part in the song:
Don't listen to them
Cus what do they know
We need each other
To have to hold. Hahahaha hahaha, guys honestly I almost burst out laughing here.
While the song was about to end, I have already set another track by Celine Dion and R. Kelly (I am your angel). Immediately Phil Collins ended I click that one. Once again hubby sang along and by this time Wifey has stopped sobbing. The next thing I saw was a tap in the head and when I looked back, hubby gave me a thumps up signal. Meaning my head dey there hahahaha. Another thing that amused me was that hubby knows those old school blues words for words, lyrics for lyrics. And me kukuma get them in quantum.
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Before that one ended, I slot in Toni Braxton (Breathe Again). With this one, hubby yell softly wow! As I turned back to look at him, Wifey is already lying on his chest while hubby held her gently. This Toni Braxton was the one that kill it the most, when hubby sang the part: I will never breath again without you. Wifey now crying softly again while lying on his chest muttered some words: you know I love you, while do you want to break my? Hubby rubbed her face to her hair and said you know I won't do such. After Toni Braxton I put some other numerous love songs that got them in the mood. As we were almost getting to their destination which is hotel, Hubby told me to give him my account details. I gave him and he said when he ordered the ride, the price was #2300-#2600 so he sent me 3k and said even with the hold up it won't be more than that, but if it's more than that then he will send me another money. Within seconds I got the 3k alert. We got to the hotel parking lots and I ended the trip and it reads #2500. I brought out #500 to give him and he said I should keep it, that he loves my ride and the songs I played for them, I just smiled and say thank you.
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They came down and headed to the hotel lobby, I was just looking at them shaking my head and smiling when all of a sudden Wifey turned back and ran to where I was still parked telling hubby she forgot something. As she came, open the door and pretended to be looking for something she handed 1k note to me and told me thank you for everything, before I could say anything she just said bye and left. Me I started my car still smiling and I left, lolz what a way to end the day.
See as I take style turn relationship healer hahahaha.......

Well done for frustrating Aisha the home breaker

na wa o. she as he Bleep herd ry and now want someone else. she better kills him to make this story very believable abeg.

Fheyhi:
The guy is just playing me sir. He stopped picking my friend calls because he has collected the complete agreed payments

Sorry, what's the update.has he delivered your vehicle?

People no gree pay again....police don dey hungry

Biodun556:
If referendum is scheduled in 2 months time, this is how ipobians will loose in a referendum:

1. Federal government places over one million Ibos in federal civil service on one month leave for them to prepare for referendum.
( this news will send shock down the spine of some ibos and they will be telling their family members the consequences of forfeiting their jobs some of them will withdraw support for biafra)


6 weeks to referendum

2. States and local governments all over the federation will place all their ibo civil servants on one months leave . This means about three million ibos are already jobless. ( with this news, some ibos will be shedding tears)


4 weeks to referendum

3.state governments except those in South East withdraws C of O of all ibos who have landed properties in Nigeria. This news will make some ibos to start selling their properties at give away price while others will be campaigning against biafra referendum.

3 weeks to referendum

4. Nigerian Immigration Service announces that all illegal migrants should prepare to leave Nigeria in one months time ( after referendum). By this time reality will set in and they will then realize the beauty of Nigeria and start asking questions whether biafra could offer better lives.

A week to referendum

5. Nigerian banks, telecommunication services, electricity etc would have started readjusting to changes that may soon happen. This will make them to reduce services in the South East due to currency, political and logistics issues. This means that their will be poor or no services in South East, consequently millions of more ibos will loose thier jobs.

Referendum modalities

Should referendum be conducted in South East alone or through out the federation for Ibos who are leaving outside South East?

In the end, it will be agreed that ibos outside South East must be allowed to vote.

What is population distribution of ibos in Nigerian?

South East 15 million

Ibos outside South East 30 million

Result of referendum


90% for Nigerian 10% for Biafra

I am very sure you and Chris Ngige attended same school. You not sound stupid!

Them wear asoebi escape. .make una continue

pussymonger1:
any lady looking for a guy friend . friends with benefit . should send me a request..18-27

For this economy, yu still get benefits....you no go go invest am wisely...dey find kpekus. Mtchew

My own be say she no even get her mama and papa phone number again. She also don forget address to house..reason she had to come apologize online..which one will the parents now even forgive....?

Haven't you heard a house has two doors. One in front and one back. People with questionable characters like to use the back door. �

You can make 80M, but you are pursuing 7600 naira. Fantastic!!!!!