Politics › Re: “Juju No Dey Work For Bank” Man Says As Native Doctor Storms Access Bank by Illegal1(m): 2:23pm On Mar 07, 2023 |
GOFRONT: Chaiii......Access bank don suffer. This is a very big see finish on Accessbank.
I am still waiting for that day when our legendary jujus like Sango, Amadioha, Ogbakiri will be used for the swearing In ceremony of Tinubu on May 29. These jujus are quick action. Loot and faint immediately, unlike those useless books called Quran and Bible which are very sluggish in their job.
Then I would see how he is going to embezzle our collective patrimony without the gods striking his already frailed hands instantly.
We are tired of Bible and Quran being use at the Eagle square for swearing ceremony. i swr... |
Career › Re: VIRAL PICS of SA Doctor Looking Like a Thug - Union Defends Him by Illegal1(m): 1:52pm On Mar 07, 2023 |
New meme dn land... |
Properties › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build This Structure by Illegal1(m): 1:30pm On Mar 07, 2023 |
I 1st look the Date/yr the op create dis thread and i see say nah 2yr ago..,
omoh...to build dis house for dis current economy no be beans ooh....
to build dis house nah,30miter must go down.... |
Politics › Re: APC Appoints Presidential Election Petition Legal Team by Illegal1(m): 1:23pm On Mar 07, 2023 |
Omoh....dis 1 nah beta season of cash out for lawyers/san... |
Romance › Re: What Is Your Sweetest Revenge? by Illegal1(m): 8:47pm On Mar 06, 2023 |
Do me i do u man no go vex....
86fb scam my 25k so i decided to scam 3 loans apps jst to get bk my money..
i took the money frm the 3 loans apps with the intention of not paying bk,bcus both the loan apps and 86fb belong to china...
its been 5months now since i took the loan and i won't pay bk,them go call me tire... |
Business › Re: First Bank Is No More A Bank Again by Illegal1(m): 8:34pm On Mar 06, 2023 |
Omoh...nah all banks netwrk dey worry ooh. |
Politics › Re: Only CBN Can Direct Us On Old Naira Notes — Banks by Illegal1(m): 8:26pm On Mar 06, 2023 |
VeryWickedGoat: SultanofPuna AKA Illegal1 will give banks all his old notes be lyk say u lyk to carry people play well well ooh? hand go soon touch u,then u go knw wetin dey on board.. |
Politics › Re: Result-viewing Portal Now Working, Ready For Gubernatorial Polls – INEC by Illegal1(m): 6:12am On Mar 06, 2023 |
Las las una go still do wetin dey una mind... |
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is It That Nairalanders Think I'm The Worst Liar? by Illegal1(m): 6:00am On Mar 06, 2023 |
ObamaMessi: Do you reason in between your legs? Did I deny that I was the one?
I even posted one of my pictures on under her comments. Please can you read at all? My identity is everywhere on nairaland and I have never denied that I am the one. no be lie... |
Romance › Re: INEC Score For Manu's Game Today by Illegal1(m): 5:58am On Mar 06, 2023 |
Omoh...nigeria/nairaland nah pure cruise.
if u don't agree with the scores then go to court...
hw liverpool wn take win case against man u wen sir alex ferguson na chief judge....no way.. |
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is It That Nairalanders Think I'm The Worst Liar? by Illegal1(m): 5:51am On Mar 06, 2023 |
ObamaMessi: This is how I look. Does it affect your life in any way?
I can help you with more if you want. I am not ashamed of my identity. bros...talk truth for once,na ur real face be dis? |
Politics › Re: Aondoakaa Insists Tinubu Must Score 25% In FCT To Be Declared Winner by Illegal1(m): 5:44am On Mar 06, 2023 |
Coder2Client: As much as I don't like Tinubu, if the man is swore in come May 29, nothing is going to remove him. He knows how to play the game better than many politicians. i lyk people wen dey talk truth... |
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With Me? Can Anyone Relate? by Illegal1(m): 11:33pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
Nah better fu*ck dey hungry u,notin more.... |
Sports › Re: Man Utd Suffer Heaviest Defeat Since 1931 After 0-7 Loss To Liverpool by Illegal1(m): 11:28pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
Man u na suffer pass for liverpool hand since klopp take over |
Romance › Re: I’m The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland � by Illegal1(m): 11:23pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
Who dey deceive dis one?
babe...make i jst tell u the truth,u no follow for top 10. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Illegal1(m): 7:28pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
SenatePresdo: Omo see Rigging!!
Man U should go to court and challenge the score  i swr... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Illegal1(m): 7:24pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
Liverpool dn start again ooh... |
Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 4:30pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
2times2: Get multivitamins(supplements). Consume after every meal. And by meal, i mean better balanced diet with enough protein and vegetable... No be to dey drink garri, con dey raise shoulder say u don chop bros...i dey eat tight ooh... |
Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 4:29pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
Latana: When you deworm, did you actually pass out some worms in your feacals? I dewormed and worms didn't come out from my fesces bros...i no see any worm |
Business › Re: Businesses, Transporters Reject Old Naira Notes Amid Supreme Court’s Ruling by Illegal1(m): 3:36pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
Isoryt... |
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Shows Appreciation For Congratulatory Messages by Illegal1(m): 2:00pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
The jagaban of the universe has spoken.... |
Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 1:52pm On Mar 05, 2023 |
TheZeezle: Are you normal? bros....na make i cry out,bcus the tin dn pass bcareful... |
Romance › Re: Have You Seen A Mad Albino Before? ( See Photo ) by Illegal1(m): 10:54am On Mar 05, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Have You Seen A Mad Albino Before? ( See Photo ) by Illegal1(m): 10:51am On Mar 05, 2023 |
TheMensch: I don laugh tire
And someone said "how can you be albino and mad...you offend God?"
Omor people get bad mouth
Dah
Permission to laugh again
 i swr....dat guy post make me laff lyk person wen jst smoke fresh weed... |
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Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 10:38am On Mar 05, 2023 |
[quote author=LIVINGICONREBOR post=121478211]You see those kind beans wey person fit use 2 days cook am before e soft.Just find correct bread match am with the beans. I swear after you chop am finish, dem no born u well make u chop another food throughout that day. Your belle go jus rise like dead body own. |
Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 10:37am On Mar 05, 2023 |
Eazzii: Your system is preparing for life in the beyond. You're about to be killed in a cult clash. SAY NO TO CULTISM.  nah u be my num1 man nah.... |
Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 10:35am On Mar 05, 2023 |
kelspinall: are you into hardworking jobs? if yes then it worth it...omoh i dey chop ooo.. i dey into hardwork,bt no be dat kind strng work wen go make person dey eat lyk who jst cum out frm prison..... |
Romance › Re: Plz Help....i No Dey Bellefull Again Ooh by Illegal1(op): 10:32am On Mar 05, 2023 |
TheZeezle: Go buy enough garri. omoh....frm the look of things,i fit finish full custard of garri in a day.... |
Romance › Re: “she Has A Spiritual Husband”: Woman Puts Camera In Daughter’s Room At Night, Sh by Illegal1(m): 10:29am On Mar 05, 2023 |
Isoryt..... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are Your Favourite Bible Characters? by Illegal1(m): 9:41am On Mar 05, 2023 |
Samson the lover boy |