₦airaland Forum

franchizy:
Fake news. GEJ is the one who defeated book haram.

The credit should go to GEJ and not Buhari

With the power vested on me, I pronounce the credit on GEJ! Happy now?

Ffk over to you.

patchsk:
Buhari is bad luck

Are you programmed to say this?

Dfinex:
now u are talking like the strong man that u are supposed to be.....so bring on ur bargaining skills.

I'm lost. Are we bargaining for you? You are not for sale are you?

Dfinex:
are you scared already? ...like u are seriously gonna chicken out on me

I'm an economist my dear. If the benefit (beauty) is what the cost, I will never chicken out

Dfinex:
oyaa come let us reason together. ....hahaha

Your name is Dfinex as in the finest? Maintenance cost will really be high!

Kada? Joker? This guy is high on cow sh*t. I guess these are wife materials!

Ok

Dfinex:
haba....U don't know the love would need maintenance?

As per private jet Na. How much maintenance cost?

Dfinex:
ok...bring but I hope the love no waka only am o.....lol

What should follow the love and come?

How come soldiers don't punish celebrities for wearing camouflage? I would have loved to see mercy Aigbe doing frog jump

Lizzdeb:
Wow! So cute..Posting mine in 2018

Me and you shey?

Twaci:
Very lovely pictures!

You two look good together. I love the simplicity in the pictures and the message each shot sends...

Just like me and you wee look good together

Dfinex:
walahi.....Na so this luv take dey sweet? ...someborry should come and love me biko. in short if I no love this coming next year, me I no go take oo

I'm not using my love for anything now. I can give it to you if you like.

So you aff not marry and you are already sleeping together and then waking up to pray and read Bible? Who are you deceiving?





It's joke I dey oh! Biko congrats. You are fine Sha. Lucky man.

optional1:
I dinnor go and I won't be going...


You too wanna challenge me in the dance floor?

Challenge keh? I can't dance even if my life depended on it.

optional1:
party guys

Optional you dinnor go?

2SWT:
see your mouth like iPhone7


No wahala sha o

I know someone who owns an iPhone four lemme look for three so I'd send to you. IPhone 4 + iPhone 3 = iPhone seven


Just be patient I'd send it soon

Thank you baby. You are the best.

2SWT:
don't worry baby

Which one do you want?

I will manage seven. Just so you don't spend too much. You know I care about your finance.

rheether:
Fancy Bible. wish I had one.

I can design one for you

2SWT:
What does my boyfriend like


I want to get him a Christmas gift too.


Something tells me he will like condoms, so maybe I'd get him a carton

I like I phones

ButterFrost212:
I'm the nicest girl you'll meet, but when I'm done, I'm done.

Every girl says that. Even the Karashikas claim to be nice. Not saying u are one tho, just saying one can't tell.

optional1:
same here..




Bash me ke u don enter one chance be that oh.

We wee see Na.

optional1:
Lol
sometimes funny but sometimes serious.
The story is funny but true..


*Who's this mother of mine* funny

Have a nice day Optional. Happy holidays. And hope I get the chance to bash you on another thread!

optional1:
Lol

I don't sound serious so i sound like?

You sound fun. Was kinda scared when u attacked me for calling nairalanders ugly. Was like, "who's this mother of mine"? Lol

ButterFrost212:
Absolutely true.

How many poor people have u done all that to?

optional1:
is from me they start from oh.....

I wanted to change my name some years ago wen optional pop out at the middle of my two names. I tried changing it for 2 days but it didn't work out so I left it like dat and already friends has started calling me optional.

that's a very funny story Mrs Optional. You don't sound as serious as I think u are anyway.

optional1:
is no longer strange.. Where I got it from? Facebook gave me

Since when did Facebook give people names

optional1:
ok apology accepted.... It wasn't personal sha.

Btw as for feeding go to any restaurant tell them optional.1 ask u to collect 3 plates of pounded yam and egusi soup + goat meat nd dry fish...
Okay.

Now you are the one being funny . And your name is a strange one. Optional? Where did it come from?

optional1:
oga Food is not my problem av eaten a lot today and can still give u some...
I problem is calling people ugly when u can never create anything in an animal's body and you and the person are breathing same air dat u can never pay for it......



Merry Christmas spread love and not hate.

Hmmmm. Am sorry for calling anyone ugly. I actually meant it as a joke. Looks like you are taking it too personal. And as for feeding me, please I need it.

optional1:
Mr handsome I thank God you dey among the nairalanders...

People ugly as if you can creat just a hair in an animal's body...


You cute and handsome show the world.

Seriously, the recession has taken some people's sense of humour. Calm down, eat chicken and chill. But you are cute though

Yunggyo:
God bless him

He definitely will.