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RomanceRe: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by IMASTEX: 1:13pm On Apr 09, 2020
BestAccessories:
My brother, not only in Canada, come and observe small in Nigeria.

If you have time, take time out to visit Lekki, Ikoyi or Victoria Island and you would see the height of loneliness (Guys & Babes). See beyond the big houses, the flashy cars and the rest. Look at the person living in the house or riding the big car.

I will however, not discourage anyone (male or female) from travelling for greener pasture or to earn more money as far as you can cope.

Making more money also comes with depression and it isn't everyone that know how to cope or manage the pressure that comes with having more money at your disposal. You have all the resources to make you comfortable but can't find true love.

You don't know if the babe or guy you are dating is dating you for your money or really love you. Making more money also comes with arrogance. You don't wanna take shit from anyone, because he earns good money and you also earn good money, so why should I take shit from you.

Until you reach certain level, you can't understand what it takes to survives there.
Make it. Even for those in Naija with the way they all live in social media posting all what not.
PoliticsRe: Florence Ajimobi: My Husband, Abiola Cheated Twice And I Forgave Him by IMASTEX: 11:36am On Apr 09, 2020
EVILFOREST:
Better stay UNMARRIED.
In Fact remove marriage from your plans.
That's the only way to avoid anything called MAN.

OPTIONS FOR YOU are:
U can cleave to your gender.
Get a Plastic diick.
Or U can put up with a Cucumber or Male Mannequin.
grin grin grin Every spectators never miss a goal. They All play better than Messi, Ronaldo. Na her type go bring her friend give her husband. So he could at least cheat with someone she knows.
FamilyRe: Nigerians And Begging by IMASTEX: 12:37pm On Apr 08, 2020
RisenPhoenix:
Most people nowadays; aided in their recklessness by their spouses; just don't know how to manage their expenses. But they want to be rich. Hah, I wish them the best of luck; because with that attitude and that objective; they will need outright miracles.
Agreed. Thus the reason they have become very religious even when the results remained unchanged. I've personally counselled a staff on several occasions seeing how he keeps going in circles of financial limitations due to his personal decision.
PoliticsRe: Accountant-General Of The Federation’s Office In Abuja Is On Fire by IMASTEX: 12:30pm On Apr 08, 2020
Osobi32:
If this is true then some group of people are about to steal our money ooooooo
About to or have already stolen and they want to cover it up with the fire.
FamilyRe: Nigerians And Begging by IMASTEX:
sisisioge:
Na so o. Total monthly income 50k....yet they have 4 kids! Housing, food, clothing, medical, education, etc are there to be sorted o. It is well.
Others are poor expense choices made. I know a single guy who depends on salary advance monthly yet no visible asset and always broke.
PoliticsRe: Katsina Government Lifts Ban On Friday Prayers by IMASTEX: 11:44am On Apr 08, 2020
realstars:
I Think We Need Prayers More Than Before, We Need God To Heal The Land.
Agreed and such prayers can be heard by God when said from homes.
HealthRe: Man Slumps, Dies While Buying Foodstuffs In Delta by IMASTEX: 9:22am On Apr 08, 2020
Before Covid-19, Nigeria had her own covids unfortunately the vaccine was known yet the govt won't border to administer it to the people as long as it didn't affect them directly. It is sadly one of such covids that just killed this man.
PoliticsRe: FG To Set Up Panel To Monitor COVID-19 Fund Usage by IMASTEX: 7:50am On Apr 08, 2020
DatIgalaDude:
Who will monitor the panel? undecided
This is all a joke.
The panel is to get paid for overseeing the looting hence they wouldn't need more panels so the money can go round. grin grin grin
Meanwhile in a country that works, the people are made the panelist via making the process very transparent & open for checks by all.
HealthRe: Jack Dorsey To Donate $1 Billion To Fund Global COVID-19 Relief by IMASTEX: 7:41am On Apr 08, 2020
Devops:
28% of his wealth.. wow.

Meanwhile the very stupid Mark Zuckerberg worth over $57Billion can't even donate up to half a billion. Very stingy stupid man.
Na to dey block account ehn know.

I feel like beating the shit out of him, look at Tory Lanez Live Video we were all using to kill boredom on IG. the stupid Mark Zuckerberg had to cut it off and ban his account.

Mehn Thank God he doesn't own twitter. Very stupid man.
Entitled Nigerian always ranting over hard working people's money; ignoring the people they should be addressing. Govt collects direct & indirect tax & religion leaders collect tithe, offerings, seeds, donations all for free and in the name of God. Yet these people are not directed to give back by you.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On 5G: Lagos And Abuja Shut By FG For Installation Of 5G by IMASTEX: 5:09pm On Apr 07, 2020
visijo:
Our next president must come from Edo or kogi,
Christian and Muslims has failed us.
Let's try witches and wizard's �
grin You're not serious. Shopping for leaders with anything else rather than competence, dynamism, intelligence is like maintaining the same circle and expecting a different result.
CelebritiesRe: Drake Confirms Collaboration With Rema (Video) by IMASTEX: 1:52pm On Apr 07, 2020
Cool
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Burns Houses In Kirchinga, Adamawa, Loots Shops by IMASTEX: 1:46pm On Apr 07, 2020
ValCon888:
I mean no disrespect, but the Nigerian military do not know how to fight insurgency warfare
Insurgency warfare is 50% actual combat and 50% propaganda warfare. You have to win the propaganda war to win the actual war. 

Win the support of the local population and deny it to your enemy. Without local support Boko Haram will weaken and die. 

Another mistake the army makes is to patrol the terrain in convoys. That gives you the false impression you're in control while giving the enemy lots of space to attack you. 

Nigerian army mostly repel the enemy you hardly see them attack. You have to continuously bring the war to the enemy. Boko haram are human beings. They eat, shìt, and sleep. Find out where they do these things and exterminate them like cockroaches. If that means waterboarding some of the captives then by all means do so. 

This is a war of attrition and not church thanksgiving.
You've correctly stated the obvious even when you're not a security expert. It therefore means that there are certain logical reason that doesn't require much to arrive at. In addition, mere cutting the supply chain especially funds, equipments, food will terminate those guys. But the major logical fact that you didn't consider is, when a fight, war, etc last longer than necessary. Then certain people that matters are benefiting from it. Thus, I sadly don't see the end of this fight coming any soon until the big guys within the system are all wiped out. And is that possible, well I would leave that as an open question. Defense has been getting the lion share of the nation's budget can that funds be married with the output?
RomanceRe: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by IMASTEX: 7:21am On Apr 07, 2020
Whatever happens to fixing your erectile system with herbs to always meet the sexual demand with depending on drugs due to it's side effect. Nature has always come to man's rescue. See profile for details.
BusinessRe: COVID-19: Nairabet Donates 50 Million To Agents by IMASTEX: 8:49pm On Apr 06, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Only agentshuh?? What about we the investorshuh?? Abi una want make I swear for una?
Na una moni dem wan take pay na. Giving you is like a refund. grin grin
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Buhari Approves Recruitment Of 774,000 Nigerians by IMASTEX:
Alright. More reasons given for the Billions about to be swallowed by Coro.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Holds Church Service, Dares Government On Lockdown by IMASTEX: 12:49pm On Apr 06, 2020
hisexcellency34:
He can only try that in Enugu where there is no governor
In Mortal Combat, this's what we call finish him!
HealthRe: NMA, NARD Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Invitation Of Chinese Doctors by IMASTEX: 12:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
Flexherbal:
They want to bring in the 18 Chinese doctors for the political class.

To serve the president and his loyalist during this pandemic. They do not trust our doctors. They have always relied on foreign doctors.

You should know who they are bringing them for, at the moment. Do not ever think that they are coming for the people.
What difference can 18 doctors make in a population of over 200 million. It will not even go round, 1 doctor per state.
Valid
Christianity EtcRe: Edo Seals Off 13 Churches For Defying COVID-19 Directives by IMASTEX: 10:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
Good development. We all need to cooperate now to avoid what we can't fight due to manpower, equipments, etc.
HealthRe: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by IMASTEX: 9:45pm On Apr 05, 2020
Lizzy247:
Good, as much as I like her, she definitely got this one wrong. So unprofessional of her.
Seconded. Someone who advocate stay safe.
HealthRe: NMA, NARD Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Invitation Of Chinese Doctors by IMASTEX: 9:28pm On Apr 05, 2020
Hmm
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz 43rd Birthday Party Amid Coronavirus. Funke Akindele Under Fire by IMASTEX: 2:43pm On Apr 05, 2020
Rockyrascal:
This is reckless and insane. NCDC ambassador, and she doesn't practice what she always preach.
A case of minister of health winning the best smoker award.
HealthRe: 5G Network: Can It Cause Cancer or COVID-19? by IMASTEX: 12:46pm On Apr 05, 2020
mrphysics:
To end it, 5G network is not an ionizing radiation, and poses no harm to the body, well not anyone that has been experience now. It will take many years for one to experience any such effect (Which to me is not possible). Some of us have done X-rays, if only you knew you stood against an ionizing radiation, and yet still healthy, you won't be talking about 5G network.
What a beautiful write-up. I took my time to go through it. Funny enough, I just aligned my thought with yours few minutes on a WhatsApp group before this pieces made front page. I had to reference this link thereafter. I had submitted my thought on the logic that, if all bands have been without such issues why should 5g now.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: FG Seeks National Assembly’s Approval For N500bn Intervention Fund by IMASTEX: 7:30pm On Apr 04, 2020
bestpunterever:
The heading should be changed to FG seeks National Assembly’s Approval For N500bn as imminent mass looting
collaboration.

Fixed. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: FG Seeks National Assembly’s Approval For N500bn Intervention Fund by IMASTEX: 7:27pm On Apr 04, 2020
fergie001:
My brother, are you in this country at all? huh

Disbursed fire!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin He never see something yet, e eye go soon clear when dem begin send debit alert to Nigerians for coro.
FamilyRe: We Have Not Been Able To Have Sex Yet After 7 Months Of Marriage by IMASTEX: 6:43pm On Apr 04, 2020
Ginaz:
This story looks somehow abeg I can’t fit can!!

Which Nigerian man won’t know the right hole to have sex? To the extent it took you 3 months to locate the vagina. Don’t your wife know her own Vagina to direct you to it that she has to keep quiet for 3 months? Didn’t they teach you biology in school?

This story is quack on arrival . What an odd qcouple if this story is true!! sad
As odd/unbelievable as it sounds some guys can be so funny. I've seen a guy back then in school who concentrated in firing the wrong target. Of course, the lady delebrately placed the guy's weapon in between her laps close to the vagina then held it tight. After the act, I noticed he was kind of uncomfortable with the tale of: she was a virgin. Yet the guy's instructions was badly bruised while the same girl walked out of the compound very relaxed, that was how I started free lesson for him. So at your mentioned, the guy could be very naive though the wife is fully aware of what she did.
FamilyRe: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by IMASTEX: 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
Punchline33:
No textbook for marriage. U can marry two wives and be happier than one who has only a wife. I have two wives and i am okay. They dont live together, so no problems. They even compete to cut my finger nails, that is to tell you the level of flexing now.
Good you're happy and the wives are competing to care for you as expected in a polygamous home. But you must continue to fund it evenly. And of course, I pray you aren't also in the boat of those with long term effect. I.e. women strategizing around their children to have their children well fixed before they start manifesting thereby leading to father abandonment or given less care at old age. True, no perfect marriage anywhere but the risk is higher with multiple partners. Stay bless in your home.
FamilyRe: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by IMASTEX: 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2020
Michelle55:
Not worth it... Just stick to one because one woman is enough problem already,why are you trying to die young by having massive heartaches?

PS: and if you must become polygamous, make it 3 instead of 2... Because when those two will gang up against you, the 3rd will snitch on them to become your top priority and favorite grin heard this secret from one baddest grandpa in my area cheesy
Sense will not kill you. The truth is having many children or multiple wives are no longer in line with the dictate of this current world system. Those that did it back then did so majorly out of economic reason. Farming was the major source of income hence more hands equal more income while maintaining less running cost for the family. But now, one will end up breeding crimes even when you have money to care for them, you can't maintain proper control. And at the end, it will be a game of who gets what via the mothers who will be fronting the battle. Las Las na the women go enjoy while the man is abandoned or given less care.
CelebritiesRe: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by IMASTEX: 7:52am On Apr 04, 2020
Okay
CelebritiesRe: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by IMASTEX: 10:54pm On Apr 03, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Mtschew and so? Did he have any choice? Isn't he supposed to return it, when would we stop celebrating mediocrity? Nonsense
It wonders me too. I refunded a phone to a guy. The way he knelt down, hug & praising me. I just stood confused, he later started feeling sad and apologising for not having cash on him to give me.
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome Speaks On Pastors Arrested For Defying Isolation Order by IMASTEX: 10:35pm On Apr 03, 2020
Jokerman:
David said, "far be it from me that I touch God's anointed".

Many people who think they can insult pastors can continue...the Lord Jesus Christ and the apostle passed through such however you can never stop us from preaching the Lord Jesus Christ...
You really need to study the word yourself, enough of my pastors say Christianity practice which is already the order of the day. If you must know, Christianity started & ended with christ. Before Jesus birth "old testament" some persons were divinely selected & anointed by God to act as a mediator between man & God. All those arrangements were all crabbed immediately Christ died. Thereby given everyone the golden opportunity to be chosen. Thus no one is specially anointed like the prophet of the old to mediate anymore. The order is now strictly you, Jesus then God. Every other persons are your brother or sister in Christ including your pastor,. The little distinguishing feature is the gifts, fruit of the spirit which isn't also limited. The bible teaches about acceptable behaviours which include respect to authority, one another and not just because one is titled Bishop or pastors. But going by the way they "pastors" want to keep things in their favour such talk is needed at this time, not to further make those that don't read their Bible realised what they have been. Ask yourself if Paul or Peter were around what do you think they would have done? Let me help you, this would have been a golden opportunity to prove to the world that Christ is supreme. Thus winning souls to God. Peter would have gone out to cast out the virus from people suffering from it. But what do you have now from these businessmen calling themselves assistant Jesus. Not even one through their usual yearly guess could predict. Oga come of it. The disciples preached in action. Not those photoshop or audio miracles, imagine building a healing school. Your mentioned is laced with fear, that is exactly what is the theme of the current breeds of church leaders. Fear is the easiest tool to control the mind and everyone fear one or two things. So they identify yours and gbam! There are many who have been programmed not to miss services in other to stay protected from village people. What has happened to them since this stay at home order, or has the village people gone on vacation?! Jesus summarized the commandment to love. Even the missionaries who introduced Africa to it also used love & sacrifices that was how it was very easy for them even with the primitive minds. But what is the current method "fear" and this is because of greed. Remember, Paul never elevated/proud himself, he even agreed to have shortcomings. Ask yourself what will JESUS DO. Let that guide your Christian life. Else you will be so disappointed if you depend on any man as your mediator to God because sooner or later. Their behaviours will shock you.
Stay blessed with the love of Christ.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: We Regret Begging Elon Musk For Ventilators - FG by IMASTEX: 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2020
Righteousness89:
Its not Only Regrettable! Its Ridiculous! It's Heavy Mockery!

How does a Government whose lawmakers just acquired the Lastet Toyota Camry at a cost of about $25,000(USD) each be begging?
It is a shame
TravelRe: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by IMASTEX: 6:50pm On Apr 02, 2020
yusfatedeeprof:
While Lagos state giving people agege bread

Meanwhile....
Lol at your attached. Forget those guys, they are businessmen trying to use any means to survive in a country that has no direction. You will notice they are all mute at this time.

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