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Health › Re: NMA, NARD Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Invitation Of Chinese Doctors by IMASTEX: 9:28pm On Apr 05, 2020
Hmm
Celebrities › Re: JJC Skillz 43rd Birthday Party Amid Coronavirus. Funke Akindele Under Fire by IMASTEX: 2:43pm On Apr 05, 2020
Rockyrascal:
This is reckless and insane. NCDC ambassador, and she doesn't practice what she always preach.
A case of minister of health winning the best smoker award.
Health › Re: 5G Network: Can It Cause Cancer or COVID-19? by IMASTEX: 12:46pm On Apr 05, 2020
mrphysics:
To end it, 5G network is not an ionizing radiation, and poses no harm to the body, well not anyone that has been experience now. It will take many years for one to experience any such effect (Which to me is not possible). Some of us have done X-rays, if only you knew you stood against an ionizing radiation, and yet still healthy, you won't be talking about 5G network.
What a beautiful write-up. I took my time to go through it. Funny enough, I just aligned my thought with yours few minutes on a WhatsApp group before this pieces made front page. I had to reference this link thereafter. I had submitted my thought on the logic that, if all bands have been without such issues why should 5g now.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Seeks National Assembly’s Approval For N500bn Intervention Fund by IMASTEX: 7:30pm On Apr 04, 2020
bestpunterever:
The heading should be changed to FG seeks National Assembly’s Approval For N500bn as imminent mass looting
collaboration.

Fixed. grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Seeks National Assembly’s Approval For N500bn Intervention Fund by IMASTEX: 7:27pm On Apr 04, 2020
fergie001:
My brother, are you in this country at all? huh

Disbursed fire!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin He never see something yet, e eye go soon clear when dem begin send debit alert to Nigerians for coro.
Family › Re: We Have Not Been Able To Have Sex Yet After 7 Months Of Marriage by IMASTEX: 6:43pm On Apr 04, 2020
Ginaz:
This story looks somehow abeg I can’t fit can!!

Which Nigerian man won’t know the right hole to have sex? To the extent it took you 3 months to locate the vagina. Don’t your wife know her own Vagina to direct you to it that she has to keep quiet for 3 months? Didn’t they teach you biology in school?

This story is quack on arrival . What an odd qcouple if this story is true!! sad
As odd/unbelievable as it sounds some guys can be so funny. I've seen a guy back then in school who concentrated in firing the wrong target. Of course, the lady delebrately placed the guy's weapon in between her laps close to the vagina then held it tight. After the act, I noticed he was kind of uncomfortable with the tale of: she was a virgin. Yet the guy's instructions was badly bruised while the same girl walked out of the compound very relaxed, that was how I started free lesson for him. So at your mentioned, the guy could be very naive though the wife is fully aware of what she did.
Family › Re: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by IMASTEX: 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
Punchline33:
No textbook for marriage. U can marry two wives and be happier than one who has only a wife. I have two wives and i am okay. They dont live together, so no problems. They even compete to cut my finger nails, that is to tell you the level of flexing now.
Good you're happy and the wives are competing to care for you as expected in a polygamous home. But you must continue to fund it evenly. And of course, I pray you aren't also in the boat of those with long term effect. I.e. women strategizing around their children to have their children well fixed before they start manifesting thereby leading to father abandonment or given less care at old age. True, no perfect marriage anywhere but the risk is higher with multiple partners. Stay bless in your home.
Family › Re: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by IMASTEX: 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2020
Michelle55:
Not worth it... Just stick to one because one woman is enough problem already,why are you trying to die young by having massive heartaches?

PS: and if you must become polygamous, make it 3 instead of 2... Because when those two will gang up against you, the 3rd will snitch on them to become your top priority and favorite grin heard this secret from one baddest grandpa in my area cheesy
Sense will not kill you. The truth is having many children or multiple wives are no longer in line with the dictate of this current world system. Those that did it back then did so majorly out of economic reason. Farming was the major source of income hence more hands equal more income while maintaining less running cost for the family. But now, one will end up breeding crimes even when you have money to care for them, you can't maintain proper control. And at the end, it will be a game of who gets what via the mothers who will be fronting the battle. Las Las na the women go enjoy while the man is abandoned or given less care.
Celebrities › Re: Salawa Abeni: Nude Photos And Why I Helped The Blackmailer Release Them by IMASTEX: 7:52am On Apr 04, 2020
Okay
Celebrities › Re: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by IMASTEX: 10:54pm On Apr 03, 2020
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Mtschew and so? Did he have any choice? Isn't he supposed to return it, when would we stop celebrating mediocrity? Nonsense
It wonders me too. I refunded a phone to a guy. The way he knelt down, hug & praising me. I just stood confused, he later started feeling sad and apologising for not having cash on him to give me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Speaks On Pastors Arrested For Defying Isolation Order by IMASTEX: 10:35pm On Apr 03, 2020
Jokerman:
David said, "far be it from me that I touch God's anointed".

Many people who think they can insult pastors can continue...the Lord Jesus Christ and the apostle passed through such however you can never stop us from preaching the Lord Jesus Christ...
You really need to study the word yourself, enough of my pastors say Christianity practice which is already the order of the day. If you must know, Christianity started & ended with christ. Before Jesus birth "old testament" some persons were divinely selected & anointed by God to act as a mediator between man & God. All those arrangements were all crabbed immediately Christ died. Thereby given everyone the golden opportunity to be chosen. Thus no one is specially anointed like the prophet of the old to mediate anymore. The order is now strictly you, Jesus then God. Every other persons are your brother or sister in Christ including your pastor,. The little distinguishing feature is the gifts, fruit of the spirit which isn't also limited. The bible teaches about acceptable behaviours which include respect to authority, one another and not just because one is titled Bishop or pastors. But going by the way they "pastors" want to keep things in their favour such talk is needed at this time, not to further make those that don't read their Bible realised what they have been. Ask yourself if Paul or Peter were around what do you think they would have done? Let me help you, this would have been a golden opportunity to prove to the world that Christ is supreme. Thus winning souls to God. Peter would have gone out to cast out the virus from people suffering from it. But what do you have now from these businessmen calling themselves assistant Jesus. Not even one through their usual yearly guess could predict. Oga come of it. The disciples preached in action. Not those photoshop or audio miracles, imagine building a healing school. Your mentioned is laced with fear, that is exactly what is the theme of the current breeds of church leaders. Fear is the easiest tool to control the mind and everyone fear one or two things. So they identify yours and gbam! There are many who have been programmed not to miss services in other to stay protected from village people. What has happened to them since this stay at home order, or has the village people gone on vacation?! Jesus summarized the commandment to love. Even the missionaries who introduced Africa to it also used love & sacrifices that was how it was very easy for them even with the primitive minds. But what is the current method "fear" and this is because of greed. Remember, Paul never elevated/proud himself, he even agreed to have shortcomings. Ask yourself what will JESUS DO. Let that guide your Christian life. Else you will be so disappointed if you depend on any man as your mediator to God because sooner or later. Their behaviours will shock you.
Stay blessed with the love of Christ.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: We Regret Begging Elon Musk For Ventilators - FG by IMASTEX: 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2020
Righteousness89:
Its not Only Regrettable! Its Ridiculous! It's Heavy Mockery!

How does a Government whose lawmakers just acquired the Lastet Toyota Camry at a cost of about $25,000(USD) each be begging?
It is a shame
Travel › Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by IMASTEX: 6:50pm On Apr 02, 2020
yusfatedeeprof:
While Lagos state giving people agege bread

Meanwhile....
Lol at your attached. Forget those guys, they are businessmen trying to use any means to survive in a country that has no direction. You will notice they are all mute at this time.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Germany To Donate N2.2 Billion To Nigeria by IMASTEX: 5:44pm On Apr 02, 2020
edochie12:
Why donating it to government,this money will be gone in a twinkle of an eye
Seconded
Read through page 1 & everyone is saying same thing. It means this covid-19 & lockdown have started forcing many to be more productive in thinking & questioning the accountability in governance. This might start the turn around because everyone is concerned about the same thing; fear of uncertainty, hence every other sentiments are put aside. Like I always say, a country that doesn't have one common enemy can never be unity nor progress.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Osinbajo, Governors Meet To Consider More Palliatives by IMASTEX: 3:26pm On Apr 02, 2020
They know exactly what to do & also have the funds for it. It is greed & ways to . . . .that they are always proactive at.
Politics › Re: Covid-19: What President Buhari Has Done, And Is Doing, By Presidency by IMASTEX: 12:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
socialmediaman:
Buhari has lowered the bar of performance so low that the next president won’t have to do much to be regarded as a very good president!
You're very correct
Health › Re: COVID-19: William Gyang & Nura Jibrin Repair 3 'Scrap' Ventilators In Jos by IMASTEX: 12:17pm On Apr 02, 2020
sodiqapril:
God bless him .. this is what those billionaires should have done.. physical donations that we can see not the ones that will be embezzled by those bastard politicians. Nigeria has only four hundred ventilators for a population of over 200m and half of them has already been booked for prominent people. God bless the guy once again and anybody that attempts to make money illegally of this Corona virus will die a terrible death along his family members
Swear nor dey catch those people again. They are now juju themselves. People wey fit turn Boko Haram mess to business.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Ministry Of Finance Begs For Ventilators On Twitter by IMASTEX: 11:09am On Apr 02, 2020
Every Nigerians would have even be willing to donate at least #1000 which if put together will go a long way but the underlining issue has always been trust ever since looting was made a constitutional obligation by those in authority.
Politics › Re: Lagos Residents Hit The Streets To Protest As Hunger Strikes Hard Amid Lockdown by IMASTEX: 10:21am On Apr 02, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:
Hello! If they choose not to die by hunger, then it's opened to them to die by Covid-19 virus.

It's an opened choice to all. But the threat is that the stupidity of an individual will manifest on hundreds. That's just the only pain.

Something must kill a man.
Are you for real calling a hungry man stupid? It is now we will all really know the level of poverty facing the country and what hunger is capable of. We all should be calling on the good for nothing leaders who know nothing but stealing. It was quick to copy stay at home but forgot the adequate packages due to greed. It costs me an inflated price to stock the house and still spending on generating power to be comfortable at home. But the same can't be said for everyone, as a large number of the population survive on daily hustle. How long can they stay without food even you? For me, it will be the final conclusion on Nigeria as a country if things remained same after this whole saga because those badly affected are still the same people who sell their votes for #500 to those beast. And are always available to protest in support of bad deeds for just #100 mobilization. But for the now, it is good to face the right person to do what is right?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Did Not Donate N1 Billion To COVID-19 Relief Fund by IMASTEX:
Had to clarify. Undercover things
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by IMASTEX: 9:06am On Apr 01, 2020
Dewze:
One derica of what so ever is in that bag and just a piece of bread.

Some defeated and slavish minds will come here and say things like "at least it is better than nothing". Pathetic.
Not their fault, it is the way their minds have been programmed. Imagine a prince who is less than 5 years knowing his worth! I gave up on Nigeria ever getting better when one useless so called idiotic governor came on air to say that he has done well by fixing roads, etc. that the people owe him appreciation, and when the presenter asked wasn't that the reason he was elected? He responded annoyingly that he did the people a favour & he can chose not to. Imagine!!!
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by IMASTEX: 9:01am On Apr 01, 2020
Dewze:
One derica of what so ever is in that bag and just a piece of bread.

Some defeated and slavish minds will come here and say things like "at least it is better than nothing". Pathetic.
Not their fault, it is the way their minds have been programmed. Imagine a prince who is less than 5 years knowing his worth! I gave up on Nigeria ever getting better when one useless so called idiotic governor came on air to say that he has done well by fixing roads, etc. that the people owe him appreciation, and when the presenter asked wasn't that the reason he was elected? He responded annoyingly that he did the people a favour & he can chose not to.
Romance › Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by IMASTEX: 8:12am On Apr 01, 2020
Okay
Health › Re: Testing Kits Contaminated With Coronavirus As They Head To The UK by IMASTEX: 8:05am On Apr 01, 2020
[quote author=Flexherbal post=87976729][/quote]The manufacturers, loaders are humans who may also be exposed to the virus hence passing it to whatever they touch. China should be more smart to toe that line if.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Removes Major-General Adeniyi As Commander Operation Lafiya Dole by IMASTEX: 10:00pm On Mar 31, 2020
madridguy:
Better for him. I hope the boys can also drop their uniform and return back to their love ones. Boko Haram is an avenue to enrich some individual at the detriment of some peoples lives.
I couldn't agree more. This fight has become a business for the big boys just like oil subsidy & power. Unfortunately, the lose of lives won't moved them to repentance. I only feel for the foot soldiers & innocent citizens whose blood must keep flowing to keep the business alive. What a country with little or no regard for the satity of human life. Respect to Gen. Adeniyi. He is indeed a good man. He could have pretended as expected from those who sent him there. Past his time while his men get killed like chicken and more men will be sent as replacement and he remained fully guarded. He should always watch his back henceforth. Gen. Azazi comes to mind.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Removes Major-General Adeniyi As Commander Operation Lafiya Dole by IMASTEX: 9:46pm On Mar 31, 2020
uruba23:
Although i wish to advice the President on a simple strategy that would help them win the war,unfortunately security matters are only discussed in private.What is missing here is good real time reconnaissance.
Two things matters in life, to know what to do & to do it. Sadly, the person you want to advise knows exactly what & how to do what is needed. But the decision to & not to is exclusive to him. I hope you don't understand what I am trying to say because there lies the solution.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Projected Among Top 20 Economies In The World By 2050 - BBC by IMASTEX: 7:59pm On Mar 31, 2020
hisexcellency34:
2050 kee you there!
grin grin Same way they were shouting vision 202020. Like it won't come forever.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by IMASTEX: 1:38pm On Mar 31, 2020
toluzealous:
Who are those poorest ooo.... Fools
They are. Thus I will say "the federal government has started transferring monies to themselves legally with a different format".
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Father Cries Out Over Non-Treatment Of Daughter At Isolation Center by IMASTEX: 1:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
REDshouse:
Reason why the govt cant be trusted....
Nigeria has less reported case more than those countries than came to move their citizens. And people were questioning the rational, well here you have it now.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Mamora Says Each Test Costs The Government ₦10,000 by IMASTEX: 6:41am On Mar 31, 2020
Yankee101:
And the free 1million test kits from Jack Ma?

We don start again for naija
Na their way. Politicians survive on looting, it is their oxygen without which they will all die.
Business › Re: Coronavirus: Mike Adenuga Donates N1.5 Billion To Fight COVID-19 by IMASTEX: 11:24pm On Mar 30, 2020
ImmaculateJOE:
All these Donors should share these money to the masses by themselves..

Our leaders are G.O.A.Ts (greatest of all time) when it comes to thieving.. As usual they will embezzle 80% of this money..
Joe are you scared of saying the obvious? Since when did politicians start looting 80% of budgeted funds. If that was the case Nigeria would have long been better. 95% of the money will be looted.
Health › Re: WHO: Drinking Alcohol Does Not Cure Coronavirus, It Increases Health Risks by IMASTEX: 2:20pm On Mar 30, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
Lies.. Alcohol is Bae... Just do it in moderation
Moderation is always key to everything even excess food or woman/man pose health risk.

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