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Romance › Re: Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls - Lady by IME1: 8:52am On Apr 23, 2020
But is the op saying all girls should be runs girls or girls should abandon fellowship, decency, patience and trust in God?

The people driving the best cars in some areas are yahoo boys does not mean awon boys be all yahoo boys.

Remember life is not a sprint but marathon

The end of life is not graduation or marriage or birthing children, but the very end, very very end...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Instructs US Navy To Shoot Down Iranian Gunboats If They Harass US Ships by IME1: 2:18pm On Apr 22, 2020
cheesy hah even in this covid19
What if they are on their waterways 'harassing' your navy grin
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Recovers, Tests Negative To Coronavirus by IME1: 2:16pm On Apr 22, 2020
Arrewa:
Stubborn Mallam!!
If you you have never used seat belt while sitting at the backseat say aye

But meanwhile
Thank God for another chance given to malam
If you've ever seen death you'd know you should not wish it for your enemy anybody wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglican Church Shares Food Items Worth N30m In Onitsha Diocese- Pictures by IME1: 1:44pm On Apr 22, 2020
ebohstepn:
this things are done to motivate others my friend. Paul said to Timothy : encourage ur brethren so they d'nt full from faith.

showing this to the world will encourage not only pastors alike but will also encourage people to do good.

if nothing like this hit the internet, is people lime you that will still insult pastors saying de d'nt give to people.
100%
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglican Church Shares Food Items Worth N30m In Onitsha Diocese- Pictures by IME1: 1:44pm On Apr 22, 2020
This is very commendable
But why is it that the neatness of the compound is what struck me first
OK and then the tubers of yam grin

If you know you too are tired of rice say aye
Health › Re: Facts About Farting You Probably Didn’t Know by IME1: 11:05am On Apr 22, 2020
This is very interesting
Thumbs up op
Celebrities › Who Would You Share House With by IME1(op): 10:55am On Apr 22, 2020
I saw this on Facebook and I thought to ask
In this covid19 who would you want to be locked up abi quarantined with?
Mine is...

After the break, let's take some replies...
Don't go anywhere will be right back


*oya play outro

Romance › Re: You See This Relationship, We Die There” – Screenshots Of Breakup Chat. by IME1: 10:51am On Apr 22, 2020
In this this covid19
Na this kind script people dey come up with
I beg...
Nairaland General › Re: If Your Voice Is Played To You, Can You Recognize It? by IME1: 1:10pm On Apr 21, 2020
No cheesy
Some people say I sound like my siblings
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari And His Wife, Kulu On Their Wedding Day (Throwback Photo) by IME1: 2:42am On Apr 21, 2020
Truly
E don do
Let him rest
Yes powerful while alive
Yes simple dressing and signature cap
... and all and all

But I still remember being lazy to get up on Saturday when I woke up, but while listening to radio and I heard he had died, I jumped out of bed practically hitting my chest as I was in severe shock, sadness, pain, surprise and all combined. I was never ever his fan but I acknowledged his power, truly a de facto DVC Admin

But all in all, let him his matter rest, God will judge him as He will judge us all- MERCIFULLY
Celebrities › Re: Fraud Alert: FGN Relief Disbursement Collation Form Is A Scam! by IME1: 6:12pm On Apr 20, 2020
This should hit front page because it's all over WhatsApp
So people can beware
There are desperate people please
Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Converting A Christian Girl To Islam (Video) by IME1:
huh Ganduje definitely has a camera man who keeps exposing him.
But this so called conversion is not new and it is very wrong from any corner.
There is freedom of religion.
A friend who stays in the south said his neighbours (women) once tried to force his wife to convert
She had to escape and run back to her flat undecided

For me faith is in the heart, mind and soul.
They can force you to say things but can't force your belief
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet The Dancing Pallbearers Who Have Become An Online Sensation by IME1: 10:24am On Apr 20, 2020
gazilion:
The WhatsApp chat cracked me up...lol
Me too even though Intercontinental "Bank" doesn't exist any more.
It's not always necessary to be hostile to unknown numbers.
But when those dudes start speaking some language you just need to 'end the call'

.... unless say name them use the document do suya cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by IME1: 10:20am On Apr 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
YOU "KNOW". YOU KNOW WHAT EXACTLY?

SENILE FOLKS LIKE YOU GIVE THE VERY FEW SENSIBLE CHRISTIANS A BAD IMAGE.
With the way you type and think you couldn't have been Christ like

So much gall, vile, bitterness, strife, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, seditions, heresies, in fact read Galatians 5:20 from the Holy Bible, I know you have one

I love you all the same as God's creation and one for whom Jesus shed His precious blood, but guy you need to stop being up and about Nl and the Internet spewing heresies and hate over Christ-likeness, Christianity and faith in God Almighty.

The few Christians you say exist definitely surmount the number you can ever count. Christians are sensible and it is in their (our) being sensible that we are concerned for our bodies on earth, our souls in heaven, as well as the bodies and souls of all around us.

Capslock receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.
Repent, be redeemed and receive the Holy Spirit.
It's free Jesus has already paid.
Read your Bible the Holy spirit will Counsel you therein.
Pray to God and begin to peel off from your old nature of sin we were all born in.
With time you'd burst forth into the glorious life God has in stall for you and us all who have FAITH in Him.

Salaam
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet The Dancing Pallbearers Who Have Become An Online Sensation by IME1: 10:08am On Apr 20, 2020
Martahi:
before my dad died he warned us not to make his body a joke by using pall bearers and we did as instructed when he died. My kids will be warned as well.
Your dad was a correct man, you too
I will also leave such instructions
Christianity Etc › Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by IME1: 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2020
HammedOlanaija:
Are you coming them ni....let's know you pple ooo that will enter heaven and those that will rot in hell
I laugh at you if you think atheists will rot in he'll
It means you don't know God or His mercy...
I know many atheists who on their deathbeds escaped eternal damnation by confessing Jesus as Lord and repenting of their sins...
And I know a few Christians who lost it at the last minute.

Paul tells us that we must pommel our bodies so that we don't lead others to God and be a castaway ourselves (God forbid)
Peter also says you may think you stand lest you fall, so be watchful and pray


Finally the Jesus I know Who extended mercy to the thief crucified next to him and redeemed the adulterous woman can save any atheists or those who believe God but don't believe in Jesus (like Saul before he had the encounter and became Paul).

To all atheists here on NL God loves you and He is slow to anger and quick to mercy and love.
Believe in God your creator, accept Jesus Christmas as your Lord and Saviour (as I do), repent of your sins and by the power of the Holy Spirit live daily in the renewal of your mind, soul and spirit.
The Christian race is not sprint but a marathon.
If you repent and become born again today and expect to be different like a light switch it kid you not it takes a daily peeling off your old ways and gradually unfolding the promises of God as you daily read the Bible, commune with true believers and seek the face of God in daily prayers.

If after you still struggle with addictions like drugs, por.n, matubation, drunkenness, and habits like slothfulness, hot temper, envy, gossip, lewd talks and occultism know that Jesus Himself has given the help you need-
The Holy Spirit.
The Holy Spirit can deliver you from these as you walk in boldness not timidity to tell Satan daily, 'get behind me'
Christianity Etc › Re: Welcome To NL Where You Get To See 80% Of Theist And Philosophers In Nigeria?lol by IME1: 8:14pm On Apr 19, 2020
And they only jump out on Sundays with their sifting pans trying to sift those with flickering fires of faith like wheat.
But Jesus told Peter I prayed for you so that Satan does not sift you like wheat. undecided
Also as those who believe in God, be like good seeds,
Don't be like seeds sown on the rocks, thorns or along the path,
You will allow yourself to be susceptible to atheists who argue with human wisdom.
Christianity is faith not logic, if not you will not believe that God feed people with manna, or fed Elijah with food sent by a crow, or that Elizabeth gave birth like Sarah without scientific help or IVF

Faith is what separates People who believe in God from those who call themselves Atheists.

PS: why do atheists fear to raise their heads to ridicule Amorc, Hare krisna, Mulumba Obu, Islam, African Traditional Religion, and co?
Pity, the ones here on NL day learn were the ones I see on foreign platforms.

Meanwhile I hardly engage atheists because like the 3 men told King Nebuchadnezzar
"Oh king it is not FITTING that we answer you" cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet The Dancing Pallbearers Who Have Become An Online Sensation by IME1: 8:05pm On Apr 19, 2020
sad it's not dignifying to dance, make comedy or fun of burials, caskets or corpses

Even in death there is dignity of the person.

I don't support the sumersaulting intrigues of some pall bearers, but I blame the family members who can't caution them.
If you want to laugh, laugh at the chat below

Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Celebrates His Wife, Simi, On Her Birthday. by IME1: 11:48am On Apr 19, 2020
cheesy hbd to her
Politics › Re: Nigerian Women Spotted Washing Used Face Mask To Resell Them (Pictured) by IME1: 11:46am On Apr 19, 2020
Plain terrible
Health › Re: Coronavirus: US Evacuates 340 Americans From Nigeria (photos). by IME1: 11:35am On Apr 19, 2020
sad I believe God Almighty Creator of the world can heal corona virus.
If you believe He parted the red sea, saved Daniel from lions, made a donkey talk sense to a disobedient prophet, saved Moses through the waters, judged righteously against Sodom and Gomorrah, fed 5000 and 4000 people in the gospel and has healed people of cancer, AIDS and hepatitis. ..
Then you must agree with me that corona virus is just another plague that needs to be purged out by faith in Jesus Christ.

The world will be shocked that Nigeria will not suffer catastrophe from this virus. The death rates will cease and new cases will not be recorded. The socio economic life of everyone will re open and life as we know it will resume and even become better.

It's not wrong for US to move their citizens, if I were to be in the US now I'd also wish to return home to Nigeria, ask Ben Murray Bruce. No place like home. I travel so much that I'm glad covid19 didn't hem me in one place that's not home.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: President Buhari Reportedly Appoints Babagana Kingibe As New COS by IME1: 11:33am On Apr 19, 2020
shocked
If true this is too predictive
Politics › Re: 4 Major Deaths In Aso Villa Since 1999 by IME1: 11:32am On Apr 19, 2020
Finish na
Family › Re: Top Craziest Kids Hair Styles In 2020 by IME1: 2:20am On Apr 19, 2020
mignone:
Most contemporary parents don't allow kids to enjoy childhood anymore. We keep shoving adult stuffs down their throats; whereas, it's got its implications. He who has ears ...
You are right
And I don't know why
Many are guilty of sexualising their children,
some are guilty of leaving their children to wander off, fend for themselves and learn on their own.
We no longer see boundaries, railings and guides.

Imagine climbing a 10 story building by stairs without railings
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter, 2020! by IME1: 11:11pm On Apr 12, 2020
kiss

Food › Re: Nairalander Shares Easter Food To Security Guards, Technicians At His Workplace by IME1: 10:18pm On Apr 12, 2020
YoungPerson:
I appreciate this gesture so much because your face is not in the picture. There are people who do this for clout. God bless you.
You are right

But sometimes I feel some do it to motivate others

I must say the reason why I use clean money in church is because I watched my mum do so while growing up.
If she had hid or squeezed her money I may never had known how to give in that regard

But remember God looks at the heart

The op did very well, in fact Ocean no be well
Food › Re: Nairalander Shares Easter Food To Security Guards, Technicians At His Workplace by IME1: 10:11pm On Apr 12, 2020
tongue
Well done op

But sharing these kind of food pictures in this lock down when people are salivating is harsh oh grin grin

God bless and reward you.

I hope to do same one day God helping me

Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IME1: 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2020
Can you believe my data finished when I was on the first page and I had no intention of subscribing again because Airtel has 'stolen' my data.

I have never had cause to subscribe for 3G three times in a month, haba mallam?

Airtel do you know how much that is in this kovik era?

Airtel your mate MTN dey give me 10 free sms daily, who you epp

Anyway, for the sake of reading Tankunland's story to the end yes I subscribed and more so I read the story to the end.

Even in this passion time of our Lord Jesus many of us are struggling to read the gospel accounts of His passion and death whereas this Tankunland guy just kept more than 3000 people engrossed in his private life. Even when there are many people going through worse or who have gone through worse. Or even those who did not use their hands to put themselves in trouble as he did in many occasions in his story.

Well it was a very intriguing experience, Tankunland

It's not easy, my people e no easy oh
But God over all
Matthew 11:30
Politics › Re: Presidential Pardon: Ambrose Alli's Family Reacts by IME1: 8:21pm On Apr 10, 2020
daddytime:
.
Your entire write up almost brought tears to my eyes
So apt
I've so much to say but I don't want to sound judgmental, abusive and uncivilised

Your write up reflects a true Bendelite/Mid-Westerner

Truly you asked
Where are those who lived in that era
Those who benefitted from his regime
Those who know the truth? ??

This shows that on this forum at least there are not many people from Mid-West born between 1974 or even 64 who know the place of Mid-West in the history of the entire Nigeria, who want to speak up with dignity and not the misplaced pride of some other regions and states or tribes...

Sad...
Some even said the region is known for cultism, prostitution and thieves
Hmm what an insult, what lie, what bigotry...

But it's not fitting for me to answer such or indeed any comment cause it will form a thread of itself

Bottomline is that the late Prof Ambrose Ali was a man of integrity and good works. He said he was innocent of the charges and I believe him. He does not need Buhari's pardon but would have given him one if he where to be alive.
As for Igbinedion paying the fine, that's story for another day. God reward his intentions.
For Buhari believing the charges against Ali and turning his eyes against Ganduje those of the other regions especially his side who truly committed crimes and fraud against their states in that 2nd republic (79 - 83) may God judge him.
For those who believe and those who know the truth and deliberately refused to speak out, may their cases be as it was for Ali but with mercy.
For Obaseki who engineered this and now the Ali family would benefit from financial gains acfruing to past governors, may your intention be revealed and rewarded accordingly.
For me, the mercy of God.
For all of us truth and justice
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: World Celebrates Easter Despite Lockdown by IME1: 4:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
Mine was in front of a TV
Not just any TV oh but since no light I used my portable DVD TV you know now that one from that year tongue
My own still dey
From generation to generation

Should I snap it and show you?

Anyway Jesus Christ is Lord and Saviour, the only way, the truth and the life

Turn to Jesus, life would never be the same, I can testify

Programming › Re: 19 Safe Game App For Covid -19 by IME1: 4:38pm On Apr 10, 2020
Are you saying there are special games for covid19

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