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ExAngel007:
gone are the days when guys toast babes like this.

This is still the best

Iyaebe:
Tell them baby girl,haters shall be blind towards your success, your only offense is been a biracial you no kill person.

Colleague in the making

Iyaebe:
She has been hypnotized, that's all.

She's not hypnotized, that's who she is

So after Joy got the iPhone 13 pro Max, she went straight to her lover's place?

Make she pay for the phone abeg

No El Clasico without the two football idols.







Change the name

Notyourtype:
Please read to the end, so you'll have your take on this.

I have a very good friend of mine whom i'll address simply as (mk). This my friend has a seriouse date whom i'll call (cy). I have also, this two close friend of mine, whom i'll refer to as (p & k). So, the difference between us; me, mk, p & k.. Is that my other two friend (p & k) and that of my friend (mk) are not that close (but aren't enemies as well). So their greetings is just; Guy how far_'hand shake'_ you go your way, i go my way.

let me describe my friend (mk) relationship with his babe (cy).

my friend (mk) met his girlfriend (cy) some years ago, when she was 26yrs of age, my friend is in his mid 30s. My friend (mk) found love in her, and they both became lovers. He even went ahead to meet her parents, told them how he feels about their daughter, and they gave them the go ahead. So their love grew more stronger that she started to pass the night in my friend house. They were like husbd & wife.

..how i caught them..

*contineu reading*

Please if u don't want to mention names, it's better u don't mention names rather than this nonsense CY, P&K. And this goes to everyone.






Nonsense and Tiwa Savage

Na 1 I dey since I know myself

Lizlee:
LMAO

U no get sense small one fa

GorillaApp:
Just chewing our cash anyhow.


Someone should help me with the meme of the child chewing sugar cane voraciously

Aunty go Sabi sûck fa. See how she take handle this microphone

columbus007:
No be to Build but for how long will it take to last.

Na Buhari brother u be true true






Bûnch of discouragement

And this is who wants to become our president fa




God forbid

As a mother, those Bobby still try stand gidigba






Single and Searching Aunties, tell us why urs are on ur knees

Pogba Junior





Quick recovery

Mercychen:
When I met him he didn't have his own apartment. He was just fresh out of school. So he was searching for a job.

I used to visit him them at his friends place ( married man). He later got a job in a hotel at Chevron drive but along the line we had a misunderstanding and gave it a break for months.

He called and to me he had gotten an apartment at lekki. that I should come see if I like the place..
I got there and was just playing around and checking his wardrobe when I saw ladies shower caps.
I was like, who owns this? And he said they normally give them at the hotel. Chai!!! This guy can lie for Africa. Like seriously, who gives guys shower caps? So, I told him, you've been camping a lady in this house and he said, "don't start". I just kept quiet because we only just got back together after months.

I later checked his wardrobe again when he stepped out and found more shower caps.

Now, don't call me dumb. I know what I'm saying. That guy was a serial cheat. In fact, that was why I later dumped him and faced my life and God.

U jump into conclusions too much

maynation:
God punish Atalanta

3:2.


I am outa here biko.

Take heart bro, we know how it feels

Manage her, urgent 2k crew full this country my brother

That's what u get when u cross ur boundaries as an adult

Why u never die?

To me, nothing envious here.





All I see is someone stirring at someone he gets to see once in a while

Religion of what again?.............

U have been eating his money that's why it's difficult for u to totally decline him

siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?

If u break the news to him, it will be his happiest moment cuz they love weird things

Even if it's N5 bride price, return it as tradition demands

nairavsdollars:
Why is Islamic religion so intolerant and hateful of women so much?

Not only women, Islam is a curse to Humanity as a whole

SSIPON:
As Isaac Asimov said, death is peaceful, it's the transition to death that's hard.

That's from someone spiritual




Are u spiritual?

SSIPON:
There is no evidence that death is a transition.
Wishful thinking led to this.
I don't think you would even know that you are dead.

U won't know u are dead but u will know while u are gradually dying. That alone should put fear in u please.





E easy to die?

For those of u always jumping to call them Olosho, please always see that these people u call Olosho are trying hard in a legit way even if the Olosho is another side hustle for them.




For me, some Naija babes dey try

Don't start what u can't end

You Masterminded all of it.





Your Doom is Near

Silentgroper:
Bro, u get like tati billy wey u no use again?

Bro if the money for my account pass 13k call EFCC on me....





Shishi, ur guy no hold. Na mouth wan kill me so