₦airaland Forum

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Chinese version of Agbado urchins.


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StagethemTVee:
Here is the moment Burna Boy presents the Manager Of The Year award to his mum, Bose Ogulu at the 2022 AMAA awards.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKlJD99lr4

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An apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Fela must be really proud of his son.

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Na as goat take stand, Dem dey take price am.

Water will always find its own level.

Fellow riff-raffs will marry her na.

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teamc:
Got married 2yrs ago and we have a beautiful daughter, she has this dream of studying in Canada and I support her dream.

Our immigration consultant recommend she apply alone to increase chances that i and our daughter can join her later.

Now visa is out and she will be travelling next month. I have read numerous stories about how women change when they travel out.

Should I be worried?

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Nigerian spinsters in Canada are finding it difficult to find husbands, so another man snatching her may not be possible. There is a high probability that she may become attached to another man especially if the man sneak into her life as a saviour. It may start off as mere predatory sexual relationship. But that's the nature of the beast. In search of a greener pasture, some sacrifices must be made. Na so life be.

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That's a clever way to launder stashed funds into the system.

Those 2000 faceless Igbo businessmen contributed N500k each. LOL.

They can now beat the CBN deadline.

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frankson1:
What Soludo said about Obi can not be taken back so you better move on.

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We are judging him by his yardstick. That's all.

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Abi1985:
Na marry you marry, don't come and be disturbing those who are not married. Just because you marry today does not mean you are better than those who are not married.

Please do not let your friend wedding oppress you, some married people are suffering and smiling. They will not tell you that the wife they marry na Jezebel associate or a runs girl or the husband they marry is a womanizer or an abusive man. They will do one big wedding today, then 9 months or 3 years later they divorce.

Personally I enjoy weddings because I can eat some correct food.

If your people are asking when are you getting married? Tell them when you do not want marry a Jezebel or a wicked or selfish man. Because after the wedding, you are on your own.

Na so they arrange one woman from village for me to marry, I just dey laugh and ignore. I enjoyed my bachelorhood, please let me enjoy my life. I do not want problem.

Marry when you want marry, do not let anyone pressure you to marry or who you will marry.

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MARRIAGE IS AN ACHIEVEMENT.

There are stages in life.

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Soludo bears most of the blame.

All his policies in CBN since 2003 amounts close to nothing.

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Smart move.

Deny them a source of livelihood. Starve them.
So when they eventually see N3k, circumstances will force them to be BATified.

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Fake News!

Not when Asari Dokubo claims to be the Lord and Saviour of Niger Delta region.

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apache22b:
Over my dead body will Peter Obi and his useless Obidient's urchins to be my President.

If it's not Tinubu let god take my life.

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Amen!

There is power in the tongue.

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APC is so effective in governance that there was not a single Paramedic around such a huge gathering to resuscitate him. He thought he was doing us by supporting evil but he ended up doing himself.

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Grandmeister:
Bro such second wave of tribulation will be unfathomable, it is a scary thought. I only pray it doesn’t come to pass and if it did, that I and my family will be shielded or far away from Nigeria by then..thinking of how to purchase a bag of rice for the Yuletide period and it’s giving me headache on a daily.

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Why do people watch UFC and Boxing? There is that part of us that makes it enjoyable to watch bad things happen to others. That's the only reason I want Tinubu to win. The lamentations will be a gift that keeps giving. That will be one heck of an entertainment I cannot afford to miss

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Ennoloa:
So you mean you are dull to understand a sentence.
Read the sentence again.

"We're too smart for that to happen to us" [it means the Future]

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Do you remember the guy that came last in your class?

Now he has a phone and can afford the data bundle.

Don't be surprised at the level of stvpidity that exists online. Internet is a leveler. Even those with very low I.Q have opinions too.
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That's why he is avoiding public debates like a plague.

I can't wait for this train wreck to happen on Nigerians.

The wailings and gnashing of teeth go sweet wella.

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Life has no formula.

You don't have to live in UK. You don't have to live in Nigeria.

But by all means, make sure you acquire a passport of a developed nation if you can. It is very important as a Nigerian.

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Don't dine with Nigerians.

All the time Fulani people turned Benue into a massacre field, Suswan remained mute and was no where to commiserate with his people.

Today they have run out to welcome him with open arms and digest the same old promises

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If only this election can just come and go.

It reminds of the grandstanding by Trump in the just concluded midterm election in US. After so much noise, bragging and hundreds of millions of dollars spent, Republicans couldn't pull off the stunt (aka red tsunami) they hoped. And it all turned into blame games among themselves.

No matter what, come May 2023, there will only be one President.

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If the privatization in electricity is anything to go by, I have no comment(s).

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Only weaklings are very emotional. Strong minds are logical. We don't know Obi or Soludo personally but there are certain metrics we can use to compare and contrast the outcome of the choices they have made in life:

1. Obi is being vilified for some investments he made and handed over to an alcoholic successor 8 years ago. For a change, one can take solace in knowing that the debate is not on how much he looted. What's Soludo's investment in the last 8 years.

2. Let's compare Obi's son and Soludo's son. It is a good indicator of who has his head screwed on right. You can tell a lot about a man from his family.

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Goldbw122:
In theime in memorial ths black want to be like the white people yeah, in style, way of life, manners, every black want to travel overseas to experience green pastures even when the cost is high..

Blacks want to drive the latest care not caring if is the last naira on their pocket

They just like anything that the white are doing they just want to be like the white, speak like the white... So many things they are willing to forsake their own religion, faith and say of life to be in the atmosphere of the white culture.

I hope we don't forget our heritage and rich culture.

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Don't forget bleaching cream and fake accents (from those who have never crossed Murtala Mohammed international airport).

Nigerians still see white people as gods. That's why an average white has more rights in Nigeria than Nigerians.

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EgunMogaji2:
It depends on the lifecycle and lifestyle of the returnee.

Personally I wouldn’t and didn’t come back to Nigeria to hustle. Yes I do some specific business but it’s at my pleasure and I’ve been blessed with even keeled customers.

So if you are a retired returnee like me then there’s a significant and natural buffer in place between that person and the typical naija stuff.

Don’t be dissuaded by my specific complaints because they’re really not that bad in the grand scheme of things. I hate to paint a bad picture of things. But there’s a desperation in the land that can’t be ignored.

It’s actually interesting that I don’t have an issue mostly with the government as much as I have with individuals. The government can be crazy. When I shipped my truck in December last year the clearing was supposed to be N1.8M. I paid N4.2M in June when it finally arrived because of overnight policy change by the government. Lots of abandoned vehicles at the port due to this.

Anyways, let those in the diaspora come back home but come to create employment not seek employment.

Also have your house completed, a good SUV in place, a well funded account and have fun.

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Nigeria could be fun but one has to find way to insulate himself from the 90% madness. In my case, I travel to Nigeria about 3x every year. I don't go out unless it is very necessary. No interstate road travel (if it is not airport to airport, I ain't going).

The nicer you are to folks especially artisans, the more likely they will treat you badly. To survive, your presence must instil fear. If you must kill a fly, use a hammer to ensure that it is dead. Kindness is often mistaken for weakness. Don't be deceived with the name of Jesus or God.

Coming from the western world, you see the standard of living and suffering, then your human milk of kindness starts flowing--that's the trap. Your biggest problem in Nigeria will come from those that you have shown the most kindness to. I became a regular customer to the State C.I.D as the complainant. Nowadays I am living happily ever after once I realized that it is pointless saving people that don't want to be saved.

Since Nigerians want scatter Nigeria, make all of us join hand scatter am. Who complains first loses!

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I pray this continues so that people will stop wasting money on the silly "white wedding".

Can't they do black wedding?

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Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare.
What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.

My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.

My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

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Ignore her. Don't ask her for sex. Don't ask her for anything. Worst case scenario will be a divorce. Prepare your mind should it happen. Asking her about cheating or showing concern will make it worse for you or her.

Remember that the best gift you can give to a cheating wife and a man sleeping with her is to let him keep her.

Embrace the power of indifference. I can translate women into English.

By the way, have you done a DNA on your child?

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Of course life goes on...but there is no merry or celebration whatsoever on the death of a young person

let alone a 3-yrs old boy.


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Parachoko:
pure lies

No matter who you're, so far you're found guilty of pushing drugs in the USA, such a person will be sentence to jail.

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It is a lie. War on drugs didn't get very robust until late 80s. Many countries would seize the cocaine, deport the suspect and/or stamp the passport. But then, one could travel with a relative's passport as long as there was a resemblance. Towards mid 90s, after the era of Pablo Escobar, many countries went gungho. There were prison terms or some were given the opportunity of being injected. Some that opt for the latter still died in their home countries as many didn't know what chemicals were injected in their system. As time progressed, some nations made it a capital punishment. That's the progress made on war against drugs.

There is nothing unique in Tinubu's case. That would have been the punishment as long as he was not physically caught with the substance. Let's not turn history upside down because of blind support for a criminal.

NB: Many Nigerians started hearing about cocaine only during IBB vs Gloria Okon vs Dele Giwa saga in 1986. It was like a folk tale only then. The timestamp of Tinubu's activities seems very accurate.

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Messi1:
I broke up with this lady two years ago and forgot about her.. Since then she has never crossed my mind as anything important.

Last two weeks i saw a message popped up my WhatsApp from a new number, i replied and we started chatting. She has sent me "I miss you" and "I still love you" several times.

This girl said she wants us to get back together and her pushing me to get back to her is frustrating me.

How do I avoid this lady without hurting her?

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Open her WhatsApp message.

Click on the 3 dots at the right top corner

click "More"

click "Block"

Summary: She is blocked from contacting you again in WhatsApp.


Thank me later.

I AM TIRED OF SAVING SOULS ALREADY!!!

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imadiyi:
You read the guy tory at all? She get boyfriend naim she go visit the guy mama. Na wa for una oo

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You are delusional.

If she told the bf that she went to visit her parents/uncle/aunt in the village. Village can be any destination.

Abi hookup girls no get boyfriends yet they sneak out to do their things? Now imagine a fiancé that is thousands of miles away.

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Only in Nigeria.

Bandits will be collecting ransom left and right with reckless abandon BUT never challenged or caught.

Some even go as far as giving out bank accounts for ransom payment.

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Image123:
So he was claimant and defendant at some points which is exactly what i said if you read me objectively.
He doesn't need to defend anything. Do you believe Tinubu? Would you believe him? He's thought ahead of you, unfortunately.

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Ok. Mr Tinubu.

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humility101:
I met this lovely lady (30 yo) online 2 months ago. She is in Nigeria and I’m in the Uk. We have been actively chatting, phoning and having lots of facetime. She’s got all they qualities I need in a wife. She has also gone to see my peeps once and they said nice things about her.

I’m planning on wedding her this Christmas and she can join me immediately (UK can be very lonely without a partner) on a dependent visa.

But sometimes I pause and ask myself, I hope I’m not rushing this whole thing? I hope she is not pretending to be nice? I hope she truly loves me? I hope she is not seeing me as a means to japa? A lot of questions going through my mind. This is marriage and I don’t wanna make mistakes.

Advice me please.

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You are embarking on a journey that has killed many before you. Nobody spends money and resources with the hope that it will end in divorce. But the odds are highly stacked against you.

Do not judge or assess her with the way she acts while still in Nigeria. Na after you give water to monkey you go know how far. Good luck retrieving that cup. Your parents have no idea and you shouldn't rely on their assessment.

Your mind is talking to you but you choose to be stubborn.

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If you must leave Nigeria, cut every ties with it.

But since nobody wants to fight to fix Nigeria, if they like let them run to Jupiter, Nigeria will hunt them down and happen to them. I bet they were nonchalant with events in Nigeria because they had the resources to japa. As long as Nigeria remains the shithole it is, it will continue to destroy lives directly and indirectly.


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