₦airaland Forum

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I love Nigerians.

They have packaged Ize-Iyanmu the same way they packaged Buhari and the gullible masses are shining teeth. They will hear all levels of promises that hold no water.

Then when the mistake has been made, the masses will turn around, start wailing and disturbing public peace. Katsina people and their "sai baba" chant died quickly. Boko boys and herdsmen are giving them shege and baba no send them.
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Someone who has been nurturing the party for years will just abandon it because of the ambition of another man?
There should be a law against decamping 2 years before an election.

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Pharmmaqp:
As a salvation ministries member. I'm disappointed about Papa's utterance.. I was at service that day.. my spirit wasn't in tandem with the rest of the sermon.. I just went home .. I'm sorry freeze

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You must be the bastar.d if you don't know your father and have to refer to Ibiyome as your papa. Morons like you are the ones enabling these charlatans. Papa indeed!

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EweduAfonja:
can someone tell me this man's Crime...

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Obvious crimes he committed:

1. Not being a fulani
2. Being fake (he couldn't even disappear or atleast send thunder).
3. Having 9mm pistols instead of AK-47s

And the worst of all...giving Bournvita to the gods. Imagine the insult! The gods are angry.

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Someone should forward this to Ejike Mbaka please.

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mbaiseboi:
Mbaise has more educated people than the whole of Enugu state.

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What has education got to do with it?

They paid the man in his own coin. Don't tell me that outsiders know him more than his own people.

Talking about education, how come a barely literate man from Omuma twisted Imo State governorship from the hands of the well-educated Mbaise folks? Is it fair to say that education is a total waste to Mbaise people then?

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AngelicBeing:
Cars are depreciable asset, once you drive it out from a car lot, it starts loosing value from that day, I wonder why people put so much millions into vehicles though

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Take a look at Dino Melaye's garage. Since Nigeria has no market for classic cars ( we like them new and shiny), twenty years from now they will be worthless and only good for spraying clothes.

He could have used some of that fund to build a factory or factories that will employ his people.
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Inheritance is the reason there are no generational wealth in Nigeria. The wards are waiting for the father to die, then scramble for his wealth and waste it accordingly.

A son who has made it in life on his own will not be very much concerned about inheritance if he has been living ostentatiously without it.

Sometimes when you look at the inheritance they are fighting over, one cannot help but observe in awe.
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diasporaman:
A Nigerian preacher Apostle Psalm Okpe shows off his toy, a Mercedes SLK convertible. According to his post on Facebook he called it his toy. He is the founder of Fresh Oil Ministry

The price value of the car is between N7m to N8m

It was shared also by Obiwest Utchaychukwu aka The Media Apostle , a defender of the gospel in Nigeria

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4043480045711320&id=100001480944261

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That's the thing I hate about cars. Look at the Range Rover, GX470 and the SLK350...in today's world, they are old cars because they are all about 14 years old. If he bought them at this year's prices, then there is nothing to complain about.
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Thank God


For a minute there I thought Alexreports don collect beatings.

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Did Mr. P (P-Square) redeem the millions he promised one lady then?

No jubilation until alert shows...too many audio donors for clout.

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See person wey dey claim dodorima and Marlian come quench for woman hand. All these small pikin wey dey claim hardman sef.

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Too late to cry.
This is just the slave masters World Bank and IMF. Wait until the Chinese undertakers show up for their money. It is not enough to blindly shout 4+4 and "sai Baba!". Emotion has nothing to do with it. My medium term target still remains the psychological N500/dollar.
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It depends on your ego.

If you are humble, go for hairdraising because it won't be easy hanging out with ladies all day and listening to women. Before you know it, you will start acting like a lady.

But if you have overinflated ego, become a tailor aka fashion designer. You will feel very important from the numerous heartbreaks due to missed deadlines. Tune up your lies because you will need it to cover all the disappointments you will be dishing out.

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alBHAGDADI:
Below is a picture of Pastor Adeboye, his wife and son all geared up against COVID-19.

Man's not sure of his salvation.

They also have a hand sanitizer beside them instead of the anointing oil filled with Holy Cost.

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A picture is worth more than a thousand words.

Adeboye and family believe in 70% alcohol more than annointing oil. But he wants to stretch out healing hands on basket of gullibles as long as money is exchanged.
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I am yet to be proven wrong that the best legal brain in Nigeria (call him a SAN if you choose) cannot hold legal brief/representation in a court of competent reputation anywhere in the world. They are as quack as they come. The only thing they practice in Nigeria is bribery and that erodes intelligence. But then again, SAN is not by merit. It is just a title concorted outside of the legal profession to reward political stooges.

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Oshiomhole is already buried politically no matter who wins. Nigerian politicians are not loyal at all. Don't think that Ize-Iyanmu cannot sense the desperation in Oshiomhole after he lost the national gig.

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Have you considered that many widows crying during burial are crying tears of joy or because of the expenses. It may have nothing to do with love for the husband.
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This is one of the reasons that I marvel at the stupidity of folks who worship GEJ and extol his virtues vices. They managed to reduce all the problems of Nigeria to Buhari vs GEJ. A very pathetic set of humans.

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obembet:
Most Nigerian guys believe that it's total scam for a Lady to have a male friend as bestie when they in serious relationship.

But the truth there is that most ladies prefer a male Friend as bestie because ladies believe that men are more secretive than ladies and its more easier to get good advice from a guys than Ladies.

So can you allow your girlfriend to have male friend as bestie?

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They are no longer called besties.

They are called gay.

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Most people find out if these things are real or not when they have serious problems.

Usually they come back empty-handed and with empty pockets.

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MrOjay1:
I've noticed the for a long time now that many Rivers state indigenes bear westernized surnames like Blankson, Douglas, Perricosta, Souza, Graham, Peterson, McColumbus, etc.

I have seen indigenes of Rivers who bear the above listed surnames alongside other ones too numerous to mention.Was there any kind of foreign culture influx in Rivers State that influenced these surnames?? Or have they just been bearing these kind of surnames right from inception?

I need opinions on this.

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That was the first phase.

The second phase is currently happening in Igboland. Many are taking their father's firstname as the surname. Eg. Jenifer Okafor the daughter of Chief Michael Okafor prefers to be identified as Jenifer Michael.

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Almost 40 and you are still relying on a hookup to meet a wife?

The dilemma you are in is reserved for teenagers and young adults. You are a man and should act as one. Sit your friend(?) down and tell him what you witnessed. Let him make an "informed decision on his own.

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Just checking for social distancing, masks and face shields.


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If you like give them firefighting helicopters, the Nigerian nonchalant attitude to public service will pervade.

Take a closer look at the Police Force where successive governments keep buying equipment and vehicles every year. Yet they fail to respond in times of emergency with flimpsy excuses.

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Not telling is worse than telling. If you tell him, what's the worst thing that can happen? He doesn't believe you and you probably lose the friendship. Who cares? At least you will be able to sleep better at night.

It reminds me of a popular saying in Igbo translated, "I told you so is from a good friend while I should have told you is from a bad friend"

For me, if I find out it automatically means that my friend has found out too.
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It is either God is not omnipotent or our religious eggheads are worshipping the wrong god.
Imagine humans fighting for God as if s/he is helpless. Nigerians pray for things that government of other nations provide for her citizens. Something is wrong somewhere.
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Taking note...

Someone from Ogun? Skull must disappear.

Some from Anambra with a knife? Someone must die.

For those preaching gun control, you see...it is not about the equipment, it is the people.

I used to think that knives/daggers are synonymous with aboki, but with recent events in Anambra...I am having a second thought.

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Love exists

...but it is only conditional.

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SoccerUSA:
As seen in the topic, I have two friends that travelled to the U.S, One travelled 2014 and the other one 2017, though before they left we had a good vibes we were both close if not best friends before they left.

The one of 2014 stopped texting me at 2018 or so even when I wished him birthday wishes and same with the other. I knew this because I only texted them on Facebook and you will know when they read and not reply.

I don't hold any grudges against them though
Did you guys think it's normal? Like if I leave Nigeria, Would I also ignore my friends text even if they do not request anything from me?

Please can someone just explain to me so I won't see my friends (maybe former friends) as bad ones.

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It is because your discussions will not flow as before. They are facing different challenges and have different outlooks than before. Imagine the person thinking about bills, school, job and you are calling/texting them to discuss EPL, betnaija or BBN. You will be blocked indefinitely.

Different phases in life come with different interests and different friends.
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How did Nigeria floor P&ID if just their plea for Continuance was granted? Arbitration and possible out of court settlement cannot be described as "flooring" a petitioner. The headline is grossly misleading.


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The lucky ones among them are doing make-up or selling hair online. The luckier ones got married and followed whatever life throws at them.

The unlucky ones joined feminists' movements and are taking out their frustrations on men.

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