₦airaland Forum

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From Boko Haram to herdsmen to bandits, Buhari and his cabals keep baptizing them to cover their atrocities.

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nony43:
They sacking the indigenes when so many Northerners are occupying different positions there

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They don't believe thst Northerners are their problem. They will easily point to SW or SE.

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enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

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Prayers not answered.

God felt that calling your prayers bullshit is a disservice to bulls, so he sent in birdshit....that's the lowest it can get.

You need to repent.

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No matter how cool you may be...
No matter how acceptable you may be...

If the lady many locals want chooses you, your days are numbered. Many have been killed, many more will be killed. As a foreigner, you are not invincible. Keep your emotions in check if you want to live long.

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SAMBARRY:
And one Nollywood actress recently did house warming of her mansion and claimed she has been in Nollywood for 20 years meanwhile this baba prof must have been in Nollywood when she was still in primary school and they all claim it's hardwork.na professor wey no also dey hardworking!


Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

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No two persons in the same career will have the same level of success. Baba may have 6 kids he is training in the university plus extended family wahala. But the young lady may have no dependents. There are too many variables at play.

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What can I say?

You see Nigerians speeding and swerving on the expressway as if Emergency Medical Response team is on standby to respond immediately to any mishap.

Many drivers are subconsciously suicidal in Nigeria but they don't realize it until it is too late.

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The hypocrisy of Igbo christians.

They bind and cast. They cancel generational curse.

Yet they want to hold on to dictates of traditional religion they claim is powerless against their Israeli God.

Who is deceiving who?

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So in this day and age, you are expecting someone else to pick a wife for you. Marriage is not friendship. The sad part is marrying her and moving to US only to realize that you could have done better. The resentment alone will break the marriage.
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He knew he would die.

I believe he progressed from school cult to a bigger cult and made the ultimate sacrifice. That's all.

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petra1:
Shouldn't slave be obedient to masters? Or should masters be obedient to slaves?

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All men are created equal and in the image of God. A labourer deserves his wages. No human should force another to work for free. The fact that Bible preached and supported the status quo ante until the good people of the earth abolished slavery makes mockery of the Bible as the acclaimed word of God. Total bulshit!
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petra1:
Read my post not the title . It’ addressed your concern . If a man of God commits a crime against the law , the law should handle him .



You weren’t there so leave rumours out. Deal with the Bible

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The same Bible that says " slaves be obedient to your masters" (Ephesians 6:5). You should be glad that some people with functional blame threw the Bible aside else you will still be picking cotton.

The Bible will fvck you up. That's why pastors and ministers pick and choose what they preach.They stay away from some controversial chapters and verses in the Bible. So much for the word of God.

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SAN is a meaningless political title.

They can keep it.

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Person wey dem catch na im be thief. Camera and social media are exposing many things. See how he looked like the real deal in the church. And some gullibles with ingrained low self-esteem(like petra1) will say "touch not my annointed" and let them continue with their crime/fraud.

Imagine what Chris went through with his wife before they divorced. Now imagine what Adeboye and Oyedepo's wives may be going through in silence. Public posturing doesn't always tell the story.

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Marketing, sales and aggressive marketing? Profit-based promotion. He never mentioned the gospel and salvation as the foundation of his business empire.

Oyedepo talks like a businessman. He interjects with "Jesus" to lubricate his followers before inserting his fingers into their pockets. Hushpuppi cannot hold candles to the sly of this man.

He created businesses and gave out employment.He only created a pyramid scheme--robbing Peter to pay Paul and in the process keep higher percentage from the heist for himself and his family. Mavrodi (MMM) had higher level of following and popularity than Oyedepo. His only crime was not hiding behind the name of Jesus to fleece the gullibles.

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Jafar1:
Quite understandable, but isn't it a sin to insult?
Are we not suppose to pray for our enemies to repent instead?

Romans 12:14 Bless those who persecute you; bless and do
not curse them.

Romans 14:1 As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome
him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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Those who have taken time to read the Bible know that it talks from both side of the mouth. There are available verses to support every position. Why do the churches avoid Songs of Solomon like a plague? It is part of the same Bible.

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petra1:
It is unscriptural to insult or rebuke ministers of God . A new generation seem to be ingnorant of principles of the scripture and the consequences of violating them which carry curses

Psalms 105:15
Touch not mine anointed,
and do my prophets no harm.

Sometimes in this forum I Have heard some ignorant people say that the verse above is for all Isreal and not men of God . If you think so You must have gotten your Theology upside down. Firstly is the whole of Isreal anointed . Is the whole of Isreal prophets ? That verse was making Reference to Patriacts and prophets Abraham and Isaac Before whom God rebuked Kings for touching their wives .

Psalms 105:14-15
14 He suffered no man to do them wrong:
yea, he reproved kings for their sakes;
15 Saying, Touch not mine anointed,
and do my prophets no harm.

Genesis 26:11
11 And (KING)Abimelech charged all his people, saying, He that toucheth this man or his wife shall surely be put to death.

That explanation should be enough for he wise.

God anointed 3 offices in the Bible days . The king ,The priest and The prophet. God gave instructions to have respect for such. And by That we have no right to insult such men

Exodus 22:28
28 Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people.


Remember that this rulers were ministers anointed by God “priest and prophets

The same way today God has annointed ministers over Gods people .

What if a minister do wrong ? That still doesn’t give us the right to curse or insult them . A minister can only be rebuke by God or someone higher than him but not a surbodinate . I will give you 3 instances In scripture .

MOSES
He was the man by who the law came , yet he was the first to brake the law of intermarriage . He married an Ethiopian woman when the wife left him. Aaron and Miriam who were surbodiates Spoke against Moses for his wrong .

Numbers 12:1
1 And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.

God judged them instantly read the rest of the story . Miriam became leprous on this account .

Same things goes for the sons of Korah and elders who stood against Moses for having too much authority claiming that “they are all anointed “

Numbers 16:3
3 And they gathered themselves together against Moses and against Aaron, and said unto them, Ye take too much upon you, seeing all the congregation are holy, every one of them, and the LORD is among them: wherefore then lift ye up yourselves above the congregation of the LORD?

DAVID AND SAUL

It was evident that Saul was a backsliden King. Even though David had been chose to take over he would not violate scripture principle despite the Fact that Saul wanted to kill him . He had had numerous opportunities to kill Saul but wouldn’t do it because of the anointing upon Saul as head . Especially when his servant Abishai asked David permission to kill Saul

1 Samuel 26:9
9 And David said to Abishai, Destroy him not: for who can stretch forth his hand against the LORD's anointed, and be guiltless?

PAUL
Paul once had an incident where the Highpriest ordered him to be slapped . He insulted the highpriest without knowing he was high priest . But when his attention was brought to it , he apologized .

Acts 23:2-5
2 And the high priest Ananias commanded them that stood by him to smite him on the mouth. 3 Then said Paul unto him, God shall smite thee, thou whited wall: for sittest thou to judge me after the law, and commandest me to be smitten contrary to the law? 4 And they that stood by said, Revilest thou God's high priest? 5 Then said Paul, I wist not, brethren, that he was the high priest: for it is written, Thou shalt not speak evil of the ruler of thy people.

These days we have people especially on this Forum insulting ministers . It is error which carry curses . If a minister did wrong against the law let the law handle the matter , if it’s against God , let God handle the matter . But stop putting your mouth especially in things that’ you may even be wrong about in your own limited understanding

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Anyone can claim to be annointed even criminals.

The ones that rob, molest, rape and covet should not be touched? Some of you are re.tarded indeed.

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God. God. God.

The reason Nigeria is a shithole inhabited by basket of weasles.

Israel (the people of God) has one of the best military in the world. If attacked, they hit back with everything in their arsenal. They don't sit back to pray.

But when herdsmen attack Nigerians, their pastors, leaders, governors ask them to fast and pray. God cannot be mocked.

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CotenantNIG:
It is very annoying

There are many square pegs in round holes in this country and we wonder why the country is not moving forward


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Nigerians are the most politically savvy people in the world












...until they see N2000 cash and 3 cups of rice.

No exception.

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A MAN WHO HAS DISCIPLINED HIMSELF OVER WOMEN HAS SOLVED HALF OF HIS PROBLEMS HERE ON EARTH.

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The "useless" pastors are making fool of themselves. They quoted the Bible. Freeze quoted from the same Bible. Perhaps Freeze quoted the verses they love to avoid. Unless they can prove that what Freeze quoted is not in the Bible, then they are being idiotic. Cherrypicking is not allowed. All these noise from the pastors is just to distract people from Covid-19 and how it exposed their fvckery.

No one person has monopoly of knowledge. Every year they churn out prophecies that fail to pass. The true God cannot be that confused. As far as I am concerned, all the prosperity preachers are criminals.

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One would expect ifa to strike him dead as a deterrent to others.

But alas! Humans have to fight for god. Oh well.

If you insult Jesus or Mohammed, humans will take up arms to defend them. The same people will turn around to put stickers and amulets in their houses seeking for divine protection. The question is: Who should be defending who between humans and god(s)? So far...humans seem to be doing better jobs.
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In Nigeria it is all about the C word.

If one is a beneficiary, it is known as CONNECTION or CONTACT. If one is neglected, it is CORRUPTION.

The side one finds himself or herself determines the definition.

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It is possible. They "probably" used gold for the foundation but you cannot see it anymore

Women and men are the same in Nigeria. It is the system. After about a week, you won't hear about this anymore.

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It reminds me of Kenneth Okonkwo.


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chibuzorAbia:
The question now is what to do with her. She is used to the lifestyle I have given her in Naija, though it is pretty clear to everyone that my heart is no longer in it. I am being described as wicked, evil husband who abandoned his wife in Nigeria whilst enjoying life in US/UK. I have a daughter with her and I have a covenant with myself that none of my children will know suffer in this world.

All the same I am bringing no Nigerian woman to these shores.

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Let her know. People will talk no matter what. The less you care about the opinion of others the better. When I hear of guys who marry and are working on bringing a wife from Nigeria, I just pay them a condolence visit. Like I said, the trend has changed. It is better to marry an akata than bring an angel from Nigeria. With akata you know what you are getting into. But with the packaged devil from Nigeria, I give it 2 years before you lose it or become a philosopher--all in bad fate. Life is too short to knowingly subject oneself to eschewable servitude.

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chibuzorAbia:
Reason my wife is stuck in Nigeria and I’ve flatly refused to bring her over. I AM THE GOING OUT WITH A BANG TYPE!!!!

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The era of marrying and bringing over is long gone. Even the younger generation will rather marry a Hispanic, Asian or American than dive into the crocodile-infested water of wife from Nigeria. Parents who used to support such marriages are now advising their sons to stay away.

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In the US...

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

...a woman scorned hath no fury than her spouse with a gun who has nothing else to lose.

"I will deal with you" from a wife is only effective on men who are not ready to go out with a bang.

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By surrendering, he tried to block the cash flow of the military officers benefitting from the chaos. He will be replaced soon and more money for security will continue to be released into the banks of the ogas at the top.

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Like I always say...

Someone should please forward the video to the snake oil salesman named BBN Camillus Ejike Mbaka.

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The biggest problem I have with christians is that they quote the Bible to validate their points forgetting that the opponent may not suscribe to the doctrines in the Bible.

Imagine a muslim preaching to Christians with a Koran and telling them that Biblical teachings are inferior and therefore null and void just because the Koran said so. That's exactly what christianity is doing to provoke other religions. It is very ridiculous and absurd.
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Why not take it to a panelbeater for putty and spray job?


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