₦airaland Forum

blesson04:
God what's going on




@InvertedHammer judging from your name your brain has been Inverted with Hammer you say if to say na WARRI dem for burn the Sars pple wey no offend sars are getting killed not to talk of person wey kill Sars my Dog said can he donate you his brain









Anyways i need a job am an SSCE Holder

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You ain't getting any job(s).

You just sold yourself short

Insolence and solicitations do not go together.

I challenge anyone to give you a job.
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Na.

They need firing squad to be carried out by other members of NPF as a deterrent to others.

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Feel not sorry for Adamawa, Zamfara or BORNO.

Buhari is rewarding them for their votes with the way he knows best.

When I talk about learning the hard way, this is a classic example.

No be to shout "Sai Baba" e go end.

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And they didn't roast them alive?

Cowardly Lagosians.

If to say na Warri, na Mannabbqgrill go supply the sauce because sure some people go dey for grill.

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That's why he chose an Igbo pilot.

They are not kamikaze.

If na aboki pilot...who knows? Just who knows?

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Pro-Buhari or anti-Buhari?

Who cares? When it is over, everyone will be in this sh!t together. I couldn't be any more indifferent.



Na person SARS see, dem dey kill. Na person herdsmen jam, dem go shoot. Na person wey enter river im dey swallow.

Wetin concern vulture and barber?

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They never learn from history.

These senators fighting for PMB today will be the first group he will crush when unleashed. Ortom is bearing the brunt of @ss-licking.

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Assuming there is no life insurance money nor inheritance involved...

Otherwise, very emotional to behold.

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Do you want any progressive ideology destroyed? Hand it to blacks. Common democracy has been turned to mockery. Name a politician in US or Uk, and they will tell you the party affiliation. But in Nigeria, a politician will belong to three political parties within a span of two years. No principles. No ideology. Just catering to the dictates of personal ambitions.

It is very shameful indeed. The moronic citizens that should be outraged are the ones cheering them on. Any wonder why they take the citizens for granted by their actions and/or inactions?

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Herdsmen expansion into West Africa activated.

They just don't know it yet until blood starts flowing...

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Any church with a Daddy G.O or Mommy G.O.
They worship the Daddy/Mommy and not God.

1. Don't forget the National Church of Bey, Atlanta dedicated to worshipping Beyonce. They are still expanding.

2. Money: The main god that everyone worships, even by the gods themselves.


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Amarabae:

Waiting for nairaland English teachers to yab you for writing "teared" instead of "tore".

Will they even get the message?

cc Ireneidiva

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Pataricatering:
maybe they should release Evans too since they have not rounded up and prosecuted all kidnappers in Nigeria - it is either you prosecute all or none , abi ?

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Yes. They should release Evans if they decide to release other kidnappers just because of party affiliation or closeness to the Presidency.

A criminal is a criminal. There should be no sacred cows.
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BruncleZuma:


Referring to age OP I am disappointed in you...and others who don't know their right. No one should be discriminated against by age, sex, religious affiliation or even state of origin.

All the companies you mentioned will never post age limits in their respective countries of origin but because we have accepted to be used as Bunsen burner for every and any schmuck and their schticks we are left to imbibe these discriminatory failures into our academic and national lives.

If you smart you smart of you no smart cramming to pass aptitude test nah the least of your worries.(This I agree with you over.)

And that reminds me most oil and gas companies will take students from Uniben it's called having an Alumnus.

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If age is one of the criteria but not posted, what difference does it make?

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deeptechcool:
Africa is cursed with bad, visionless leaders.
What a wonder up there!

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Africa is cursed with bad, visionless leaders and FOLLOWERS.

Name one major achievement of PMB other the same old 1980s approach to problems. Yet there are folks rooting for him to continue. Continue to do exactly what?

Everything and everyone in Africa are in the rot together. Leaders in Africa did not come from the moon.

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Prosecution and incarceration are highly necessary.

But it becomes a charade when Maina, Adeosun and other kitchen cabinets aka cronies of PMB are left untouched.

It is either you prosecute all or none. That is the equity Nigerians are clamoring for and not social media shakara.

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Delay tactics.

Orji Kalu will be prosecuted fully after the election after he must have been used and dumped.

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UK Parliament indeed.

Dem for pay some jobless oyibo to come fill the seats to make it look real.

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She should have quietly joined the "Miss Independent" or Boss Lady crew like others.


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GreatEngineer:
That means Omokri DE read Nairaland pass me self. Na this one my wife DE complain.

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Reno is registered as Sarki, using reverse psychology to extract emotions from his colleagues in the anti-Buhari camp.

It is all for the attention.

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Racoon:
That is just an open secret but karma will surely pay him back in due time.

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You mean Ortom?

Until recently, he'd been licking PMB's @ss.

This is the thanks he got. When calamity befalls Yahaya Bello(another PMB's "p"sychophant), who do we blame?

Dictators have no permanent friends. They are guided by the dictates of their paranoia.

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Madumere is not well-versed in the art of deception.

He should have remained an insider and do Rochas in from the inside. Insiders are the worst enemies to conquer.

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What does a perfect house plan look like?

I noticed that no matter what plan is posted here, some smart Alex will say the position of x and y is wrong or windows, doors, kitchen etc are misplaced.

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Okorocha should take note.

Hotels and effigies are not tourists attraction.

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Aregbe's Osun and Edo State before Anambra?

Iyasikwa!

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No matter how many times you tell them, they will never listen. The devil comes as a friend with a smiley face.

Middle East of all places? A lady?

Rule 1: A person you do not trust will never have the opportunity to sell you.

People have been sold by former colleagues, college room mates, folks from same town/village. If you listen to those success stories and pack your bags, you may become an avenue for that success.
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kneehighbootz:
But you're not married or is it recently divorced?

If marriage was so ecclesiastical, why couldn't you save your marriage?

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LOL. You are making assumptions based on a profile online. It adds to the puzzle. Keep it up.

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That is very humbling.

Dangote will read the news and scratch his head.

Donald Trump will shit in his pants about the thought that 5x his networth wiped out in 2hrs.

In other words, Zuckerberg lost in 2hrs what the best in Africa can offer.

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That is the power of e-money: there today, gone tomorrow.

2008 tech bubble sent many billionaires and millionaires into bankruptcy. Some committed suicide. One swoop in stock market and billions will disappear.

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Any lady above 28 and is too much into Jesus/Religion should come with a warning label. If you visit her Facebook wall and all you see are Bible quotations, run for the hills. It is a bait.

Don't buy into the scam.

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It means that the Chiefs of Armed forces are useless if the President has to micromanage the internal security of the nation. So if there is armed robbery attack or herdsmen attack anywhere in the country, the security agents will need Presidential marching orders before they do their jobs? SMH. This is not a foreign aggression against the Nigerian state.

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