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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 10:03pm On Sep 23, 2017
EgunMogaji:
But then the bastard children of property section might abuse him of being a "one block a year" builder grin
LOL.

grin grin grin

What do you care? LOL.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 9:40pm On Sep 23, 2017
signature2012:
This would have been the best option,but no one on ground to do it for him.


Thanks so much for your contribution sir.Please what was the cost of the toilet sit you posted when you got it?
If no one is on ground, he should put it off. There is no rush. He can send the money down and the electrician will end up buying cheap Chinese wires (if conduit wiring). When the house eventually goes up in flames, it becomes penny wise pound foolish. There are some aspects of a house one shouldn't delegate. He can take a week to fly down and back.

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Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by InvertedHammer: 8:19pm On Sep 23, 2017
Fawklicant:
Complete crap. I'd still choose my bmw over any japanese any day.
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If you like choose it over private jet. That's your problem.
You are not the first and wont be the last.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 8:16pm On Sep 23, 2017
signature2012:
Hello gurus in the house.kindly help me go through this quotation,is for a friend here in US.He feels the electrician who is also same as the plumber wants to cheat him.
The building is 3 bedroom ,3 bathroom and 1 living room.

Cc twinskenny
EgunMogaji
Timtol
Mufutau55
Daboomb
Oyb
InvertedHammer and others who have knowledge about this,thanks.
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Buy the materials and negotiate for labour.
He needs strict supervision because a lot of the materials may grow legs.
Two things are possible here:
1. He under quoted the materials to secure the job and along the line he will start demanding for more.
2. He overquoted the materials to accommodate those that will change to bird and fly away.

NB This is the stage owners have most problem with contractors because unlike blocks the materials at this stage cannot be counted or verified.
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Phones › Re: Iphone 8 Benchmarks - By Far The Most Powerful Phone Ever by InvertedHammer: 2:52pm On Sep 23, 2017
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The same thing they said about iphone 7.

The same thing they will say about iphone 12.

Do people really use all these functionalities or they just want to belong?

At the end, people will fvck over N350+ to buy a phone.

People in the developed nations have the luxury of exchanging iphone 7 for iphone 8 with minimal out-of-pocket cost. Do they do same in Nigeria?

After iphone 8 release, Apple shares has been crashing.

Something is going on.
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Car Talk › Re: Car Models You Should Avoid As Second Or Third Handed Acquisition.... by InvertedHammer: 2:45pm On Sep 23, 2017
bennymark:
nobody is disagreeing with BMW on the list?
Anyone driving a BMW product deserves a condolence visit.

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Family › Re: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by InvertedHammer: 8:06pm On Sep 22, 2017
Even though they are not married, my position remains: Any idiot that goes to Nigeria to marry a lady and bring her to US deserves everything that comes his way. Some claim that there are exceptions. Yes! Those exceptions are the ones who are good at hiding their pain.

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Car Talk › Re: Angry Businessman Sets His 7-Series On Fire Outside BMW's Headquarters In Munich by InvertedHammer: 8:49am On Sep 22, 2017
I have never met a satisfied BMW owner. The newer, the worse.

Beyond the aesthetic appeal, it is all moaning and wailing.

The Germans need to go back to the drawing board on this brand.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 7:58am On Sep 22, 2017
Daboomb:
Thank you.
I read your post wella sef.

The impression l got from reading your earlier post, wherein you started with defining single core Vs. flex/stranded 4mm cables, and then went to explain how a chinko "4mm flex" was causing fire and you later replaced it with the same type but "a Coleman" product, prompted my question.
It makes it look like your grouse was with the TYPE of cable (Core vs Flex) as l quoted in red color, in my post.

In other words, your post was about using "No Name" cables Vs. using "Recognised Name" Cables?
Not with the TYPE of Cable (Stranded/Flex Vs. Single core).

Thanks for the clarification.
Use their terminology:

Single cable. Eg 4mm single
Twin cable Eg 1.5mm twin
Twin with earth cable. Eg 2.5mm twin with earth.
Flexible cable refers to the thin speaker wires.

NB: This is most useful if you are buying in the general market like Alaba International. The sellers assume that you know. Any other nomenclature may trigger their hustling mode. Just saying....
Politics › Re: Okorocha Accused Of Destroying N60million Building Belonging To A Widow (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 8:41pm On Sep 20, 2017
Juliette05:
Three storey?
Where is my glasses, It seems I can see only two. cheesy

Tell Granny to report the issue to Donald trump, Okorocha needs to be labelled a terrorist
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Nigeria calls it 2 storey
US calls it 3 storey.

That's all.

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Politics › Re: Okorocha Accused Of Destroying N60million Building Belonging To A Widow (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 8:40pm On Sep 20, 2017
Juliette05:
Three storey?
Where is my glasses, It seems I can see only two. cheesy

Tell Granny to report the issue to Donald trump, Okorocha needs to be labelled a terrorist
Nigeria calls it 2 storey
US calls it 3 storey.

That's all.

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Romance › Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by InvertedHammer:
GudPpleG8Nation:
I'm typing this with heavy burden in heart. I'm getting crazy and weeping.

I met this lady over 6 years ago during my higher institution days, she was a fresher while I'm in my semi final year in school. Things were going well, we had sex after two years of the relationship(I'm the one that disvirgin her).

I have been very caring, stood by her and also,I let go of any ladies that comes my way. I didn't want anything that will stain the relationship. That doesn't mean I'm perfect however I have been trying my best to make her feel comfortable, loved and happy.

I started feeling comfortable and worried about my future with her because I discovered that anytime we had a misunderstanding, before you know it she has find a guy she will be dirty chatting with. She always say she's doing that to hurt my feelings.

I proposed last year, met her mum and one of her uncle and introduced her to my parents officially. Presently, waiting for her extended family to send the list for the traditional marriage.

I traveled to Ibadan on Friday to spend the weekend with her, on Sunday I just took her phone to watch movie when a Whatsapp message, I checked it and I replied the message. The guy called her, she was reluctant to pick the phone, she picked and spoke with the guy. After which the guy messaged her on Whatsapp that he called to confirm she's the one chatting with him and not her bf. I play along and started chatting with the guy. The guy was telling her to come visit him, I started twisting the guy and he was splitting out how he won't touch her when she comes. I confronted my girl, it took her over 8 hours to confessed that they had sex.

Jesus! This is a lady I invested a lot on, build my world around, every other ladies are shit in my presence. Even when I had 1000 of reasons to let go, I still stay with her but right now my world is shattered, I'm going crazy.
I need help because I'm dying, where will I start from (I'm 30 years old). Every negative thought of this world is running through my mind (from committing suicide to killing the guy to making the girl useless to herself for the rest of her life) cry cry cry cry
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Crime › Re: Police Recover Toyota SUV Snatched From Owner At Gunpoint In Port-harcourt.PICS by InvertedHammer:
PrettyCrystal:
The Elimgbu Division of The Nigeria Police led by the DPO, SP Joseph Ogunade recently recovered this Toyota Sequoia SUV. The Vehicle was snatched from the owner Capt. Samuel Chijoke Offia at about 7:30pm September 13, 2017 by four armed men at Ohure Close Rukpakulusi, New Layout in Port Harcourt, Rivers state.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/police-recover-toyota-suv-snatched-owner-gunpoint-port-harcourt-photo.html
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Health › Re: Please Help My Mum Is Dying by InvertedHammer:
jrerico1:
Hello Nairalanders

Please don't be offended by my choice of words here because right now as type am in full tears and I hope to find my solution here.
My mun has been sick since 2006 to an unknown sickness and she is dying slowly. We have been to the best hospitals around Delta state (Ubth, Westend, Ogara. Just to mention a few) through out the time of this illness but they have been no out come or what so ever. We have visited the SCOAN on several occasions and almost all the churches around although we are roman Catholic but they have been no solution. We have also gone deep traditionally but we are really confuse right now. I have never seen something like this as am on tears now.

My mum is a devoted Christian and the best Mum Alive, but it seems God has forgotten about us. How will a good woman be on sick for so long? My dad is now feed up of the issue and I can smell it, that he has tried enough to revive her health but she wasn't married nor created like this.

My mum is a mother of 7 children and am the 1st child, I won't give up on her. I am ready to still go extra miles. We heard they are standard hospitals in jigawa so am currently doing a research on that now because this morning her breath is been ceased and she is excreting thick blood from her mouth through out the night.

Please Nairalander I will really appreciate if I can get any standard hospital here in Nigeria, or Any church that can attend to this issue or even a witch doctor because we have been to almost all the churches.

Thanks.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Opinion!!!!! Any Christian That Goes To Work On Sundays Will Not Make Heaven.... by InvertedHammer:
Saintsammurai:
THE bible says, keep the sabbath day holy, the same bible says, seek ye first the kingdom of GOD and his riteousness and every other thing shall be added into it....You have mondays till saturdays to make money and provide for your families, you cannot go to your place of work on sundays, instead of going to the house of GOD, if you do that, then you will go to hell and wont make heaven.. THE time has come for the true worshipers of GOD to worship him in spirit and in truth. And the truth is, If you have a job that requires your service on sundays, then quit the job, because its GOD over everything... GOD will provide a better job for you...Let us tell ourselfs the truth, you cannot claim to love GOD and go to work on sundays instead of going to church to worship him.. so dont deceive yourself, Going to your place of work on sundays will only land you in hell and you are not a true christian...bible reference: Exodus 20 verse 8. deuteronomy 5 verse 12, exodus 31 verse 16.
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Politics › Re: Adeyemo Akintunde, US-Based Military Colonel Advises Nigerians by InvertedHammer: 1:57pm On Sep 16, 2017
A very misleading headline:

He said that "his boss" is a Colonel (not him) and counsel to Gen Vadnais. What has that got to do with him?
I will like to know his rank before I comment. H does not have the high level security clearance to be close to the situation room. Security clearance has different levels. So why is he taking credit for the expertise of his boss? If you work in a Ministry and the minister knows Buhari, does that mean you know Buhari? The dude is seeking attention. That's all.

He cannot compare rules of engagement in a place like Iraq (war zone) where snipers and suicide bombers were targeting
military personnel to the situation in Umuahia. The scenario he painted is akin to the situation in Borno.

NB: Nigerians are braggarts. There is a reason he didn't disclose his rank. If he were to be a senior miltary officer, his rank would have been carpet-bombed throughout the whole conversation.
Christianity Etc › Re: Father Mbaka Speaks On Biafra, IPOB (Video) by InvertedHammer:
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Politics › Re: There Is Sinister Agenda By IPOB To Provoke Soldiers Into Killing - Presidency by InvertedHammer:
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Politics › Re: Market Women In Owerri, Others On The Run Because Of Soldiers (Video) by InvertedHammer:
raker300:
Whether you're biafran igbo or one nigeria igbo

Wheater you're rich Igbo or poor Igbo

Whether you're northern igbo or eastern igbo

Whether you're loving igbo or hateful igbo

You're still an Igbo to them and will be treated with disdain..
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Family › Re: Couple Divorce After 10 Months Of Lavish Wedding With Money Spraying Machine by InvertedHammer:
IamAirforce1:
It's much more easier for a divorced man to hook up to a new bae..
I can't say same for the woman .

Some men avoids divorced women because they're usually heartless .


so ladies watch before you leap to avoid stories that touch.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Demands For Money And Other Things By Worshippers In My Local Church by InvertedHammer:
kennybabs1980:
I started pastoring a small parish of a big Pentecostal church in Akure in 2012. We used to meet in a small location in a housing estate until 2015 when we relocated to our permanent site, a location that's about 10km farther than our former site.

Most of the worshippers in the former location refused to relocate when we moved because of the distance and associated stress. That means we have to start the parish all over again. So we have been having very low attendance which has been improving since about 4 months now.

The new site is a new community occupied mainly by people who have just moved to their personal houses. More than 60% of the plots remained undeveloped for now.

One major issue here is the rate at which most people that attend the parish sees the church as a place where their needs must be met. They keep coming up with one demand or the other every week. Their demands include food, money and now that school is about to resume, school fees and books. Parents will teach their little children to go and tell stories of how they can't resume at school since they don't have school fees and books, elderly people even come around to ask for money and food, this situation is becoming very disturbing and worrisome.

How can people see a very small church of less than 40 (90% children) in attendance as a source of supply of all their needs? Our parent church don't get involved in funding the small parish, we are the one who returns our tithes and offerings to the national headquarters every month. Offering in the church is small, adults come around to put N10 or N20 in offering bag and later send their children to go and ask for N10k assistance, I got pissed off this evening when a small girl who attends a public secondary school came around to ask for school fees of N10k and books of N10k for herself and same for her 2 siblings making a total of N30k. We bought exercise books and gave 4 to each pupil just last Sunday with pencils and biros and between then and now, they have bombarded the church with demands of well over N100k. Where do they really want the church to meet their demands? The church is operating under a temporary shed we put up in 2015, we've not been able to continue with serious building project due to paucity of funds. We (I, my wife, my assistant and his wife) have been trying in the areas of giving out food items, money, drugs, clothes etc to these people yet its one demand or the other on a daily basis.
I see these attitude as unwholesome, disturbing and unfair.

I need serious suggestions on how to really handle this situation as it is already dampening my morale. Matured and spiritual suggestions welcomed, thanks.
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Celebrities › Re: Onumajuru Osomiamhe Joy Opens Scholars Royal Academy In Kubwa Abuja by InvertedHammer:
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Travel › Re: Beautiful Photos Of Lagos City. by InvertedHammer: 11:25pm On Sep 14, 2017
Really nice pictures.
Romance › Re: How Can I Get My Man To Do The "Door Knocking"? by InvertedHammer:
yasmina85:
My BF and I have been together fo years (6+). We both have good jobs, we're both well in our 30s, I think we love each other (I sure do) and we get along fine.

3 years ago, he wanted me to move in but I said no, not before marriage.
Since then, it's been the status quo. We spend time together either at his place or mine.
When I bring up going to my father he deflects with something like "don't worry, it's coming"; "I'll go when I'm ready, be patient"...

Last year, I got mad and sort of gave him an ultimatum.He said he would but was still draging his feet.
I became bitter, he felt over pressured and we started fighting and arguing for everything.
We eventually broke up and spent almost a year appart. He came back 6 months ago and things are like when we first met smiley

The problem is, I feel like for him, it's a whole new relationship and we have to let it mature like any new RS.
For me, we just took up where we left so we've been dating long enough. He either commit or leave me alone.

I don't want to lose him but I can't do this anymore. I really don't know why he can't bring himself to at least do the door knocking.

Please what can I do ?? undecided
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Romance › Re: Is Paid Dating The New Wave Of Prostitution? by InvertedHammer:
yomibelle:
With d Influx of new Iphones......the ESCORT industry gonna boom

but honestly...dis post gat me speechless...length at which girls are lookin for money nowadays ehn
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Business › Re: True Story Of Pensioner Who Was "Chased Away By Diamond Bank Manager" by InvertedHammer: 1:46pm On Sep 14, 2017
soberdrunk:
I knew the bank will come up with a very well orchestrated denial story and wont accept liability in any way, if Diamondbank is a responsible bank that cares about customers, the right thing to do is give mama at least half of the money while they investigate and try to recover the money. What if that money is the only hope for that old woman, do you expect her to die of hunger while they keep speaking big big grammar? angry

Ps-All you professors in Liability assessment mentioning me, if the old woman was hypertensive and died of stroke right there in the bank premises and the news got out like "Diamondbank customer dies in bank after account was emptied" we will know how denying liability will help their growth angry
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The woman is a suspect. She could be in on the crime.

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Travel › Re: My Experience With "God Bless Ezenwata Motors" by InvertedHammer: 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2017
uhuogba:
Long distance travel to the North by Night?
Hopefully I will never get to try it! Hell of a risk that!!!!
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Some people love to challenge God and give glory to the devil.

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Politics › Re: We Will Ignore IPOB Provocations - Arewa Youths by InvertedHammer:
Afam4eva:
These illiterates are angry that no one talks about them anymore. It must really pain to be ignored. Their 1 second of fame seems to be over.
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Politics › Re: Army Aircraft Hovers Around Nnamdi Kanu's Home; IPOB Members Arrested (Video) by InvertedHammer:
letusbepieces:
I URGE SS/SE TO REMAIN CALM AND FOLLOW DUE PROCESS, DO NOT RESPOND TO THE CLEARLY EVIDENT PROVOCATION.


LET US JUST KEEP SENDING UNFOLDING EVENTS TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHOURITY.


SOUTHEAST IS NOT KADUNA, WHERE HAUSAFULANI SHARE STATE WITH OTHER TRIBES AND DO WAT THEY LIKE, WE ARE UNITED.

NNAMDI KANU IS NOT ZAZAKY, BUHARI AND HIS ARMY CHIEF WILL ANSWER WAR CRIME CHARGES VERY SOON.
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Politics › Re: Femi Falana: "Buhari Should Withdraw Soldiers From Nnamdi Kanu's Residence" by InvertedHammer:
Bhol28:
I wander,so all the chest beating by KANU and his followera are just on social media.He has already violated all d agreement he signed to get bail.Just one move by Nigerian Army to check him his lawyer is making noise.I expected him to start the war he had been boasting about with this.
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Politics › Re: Femi Falana: "Buhari Should Withdraw Soldiers From Nnamdi Kanu's Residence" by InvertedHammer:
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Politics › Re: IPOB Members And Hausas Clash At Oyigbo In Rivers State (Photos) by InvertedHammer:
DonBobes:
These pple do not know how hausas operate
Well I thank God d hausas have bn silent, because wen d hausas go wild even d world can't hold dem down I know wat m saying. Hausas r time bomb just ticking n waiting till its time.
IPOBs want to start wat dey can't finish.

Well I don't pray for this to get outta hands but if it does. Any trouble maker will b brought down immediately I don't kia if na my mother e b self. Eida yoruba, hausa or igbo. Anyone against my con3. If am deployed anywhere. Any soul against Nigeria is a gonner idiots in d name of IPOBs bastards.
Even my coursemates in d navy n airforce don't want this IPOB rubbish to get outta hand. But if IPOBs want war we would gladly oblige dat though.
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