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HungerBAD:
Sad.

In the land of illiterates, any rumour is considered the truth. Especially when the password" Buhari" is added to such rumour.

I am still wondering who started these rumour?what a lot of people don't know, is that there are more Medical Doctors and Nurses in the Military than even the Ministry of Health,and that is why it is laughable and almost comical when I hear the question ARE THE MILITARY trained to give vaccination?

The hate for the President by a sector of the Country will never make them see good in anything this Government does.

Nobody is vaccinating anybody with any bad substance.

I know that an ignoramus like you will surface.

How do you administer vaccination to any minor without the informed consent of the parents or legal guardian?
Why do you so-called educated buffoons in Nigeria learn common sense things in reverse? Someone referred to Nigeria as a zoo but I beg to differ. PETA will sue any government that subject animals to the living conditions of an average Nigerian. Calling Nigeria a zoo is actually a compliment.

Unbelievable!

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What kind of oluwole lawyer wrote the statement?

SMH.

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Why would any sane Igbo person line up to get vaccination from the Nigerian Army? You will let the NA whose C-I-C has shown disdain for the Igbo people inject you with a foreign substance under the guise of vaccination?

Nigeria is overpopulated and anyone silly enough to accept this Trojan horse gift does not deserve to live any way. Perhaps that's natural selection at work.
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Take a look at the environment.

She couldn't ask her yeye husband to build this road.
Buhari is moving everything up North and the heaven is not falling.

GEJ hit the rock bottom.
Usually things go up after hitting the rock bottom.
But Buhari came in with a drill rig and chose to drill below the rock bottom. As it is, there is no hope for Nigeria.


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1. Get a lemon fruit, extract the juice and use it to wash your face. Rinse off after about 30minutes.

OR

2. Dissolve a few tablets of aspirin in water to form a paste, use it to scrub/wash your face. Allow to dry and rinse off.

Simple as these.

Mynd44:
Shows how much you know. When the rains come, most of these nomads go up north due to the return of vegetation up north and the presence of tsetseflies down south and with the herdsmen, the criminals among them hiding and disguising as herdsmen move.

The struggle between herdsmen and farmers can only be solved when herdsmen are able to source for food without going far away. Which was why Audu Ogbeh suggested importing high quality grasses which can survive the dry season up north which prevents herdsmen from going south to bother farmers or even farmers in the north.

Putting cattle in ranches is just going to cause meat scarcity in Nigerian. Ranch them up north, no food for 6 months each year.

Ranch them in the south, tsetsefly kills substantial amounts of them. Only solution is alternative feeding
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With this explanation I ask:
How silly and ridiculous can the justification get?

Ranching will cause scarcity of meat? How do other nations with ranches all over the world survive even to the point of exporting meat?

Just when I thought folks cannot get any more stupid than they are already...then you come up with this hogwash.
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This is the kind of invention I expect from Africa in 2017.

Screw mathematics and technology. Screw biomedical researches.

Just twist your waist and everyone goes home happy with apple pie.

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Rapmoney:
For those folks who love throwing stones at people due to hidden tribal, religious, family or pure blind sentiments, I write this post without any bias. If you have a first-class graduate or a professor in your family or you are one, don't take this personal, even if I know that your sentiments are irrelevant and remove nothing from or add nothing to the basic truth!

From independence to our present day, Nigeria as a country has been churning out first-class graduates from different universities that are scattered across the country like the creeks of Calabar. Often times, we are greeted with news headlines on newspapers, television, radio and online media such as: '45 Bagg First-Class From Migwor University' or '38 Graduate With First-Class From University of Vrendo'. Now, I ask, where are these first-class graduates? What have they been able to contribute to and achieve in science, art, technology and other facets of life? Is it that their 'intelligence' was only expressible on thick papers called certificates?

How come we still can't manufacture wrist-watches even with all our first-class graduates and professors in Engineering?

How come we have the raw materials to construct roads, yet we need some Arab fellows with a pass in National Diplomas to supervise road construction projects in Nigeria?!!! Where are our first-class graduates in Civil Engineering?

Where are all the project works that were defended in school before graduation? Probably resting on those old dusty cockroach and rat-infested shelves as usual

Our agricultural productivity is very low in many areas, yet we have been churning our first-class graduates and professors from various faculties of Agriculture in different tertiary institutions (universities and polytecnics).

Most private universities in Nigeria award first-class degrees as if they were oranges, kuli-kuli, biscuits or bubble gums. Each time these universities dish out their usual rounds of first-class degrees, it reminds me of how our aunties and uncles used to hand us many sweets, biscuits and gums during their children's birthday parties in the early 80's. To be sincere, I've met some first-class graduates from these schools who didn't even know the main difference between a university and a polytecnic. They couldn't impress me!

Most of the indigenous products we use in this country are the handwork and brainchild of folks who obtained technical knowledge from technical institutions and other sources within and outside Nigeria.

Those that studied abroad and bagged first-class degrees and the professors who were tutored abroad usually come back home with no significant contribution in science, art, technology and other areas, irrespective of the fact that most of them studied under scholarships or grants.

Until the educational system in Nigeria is over-hauled, we are going to witness more and more half-baked and quarter-baked first-class holders and professors who are products of a system that promotes mediocrity at the expense of value and quality.

The government of Poland spends about 3% of its annual budget on RESEARCH, just research alone (NOT EDUCATION). Don't we have so-called professors in government? What is their significance?

Education is for titles only in Nigeria which is why you hear Chief Dr. Pharm. Engr. Attorney Femi Ahmed Okafor in social gatherings. God forbid if the mc misses a prefix or an appendage.

Anyone can cram and vomit. Applications of learned principles are what expose the dunce in Nigerians. And like empty barrels that make the most noise, they do not hesitate to remind everyone how important they are. Even after Independence, they still rely on the West (now Chinese and Arabs) to fix basic infrastructures in the country.
Just peruse NL as a case study. Most of them are rhetorical experts on everything (after reading a few Western textbooks) but master of zilch. Then the ego!....
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Lyoncrescent:
I referred to this in my last topic https://www.nairaland.com/3342877/ready-short-message-christians-lyoncrescent

However i want to go into it in a greater detail in two parts.


I want to write a commentary about something that is very common in Nigerian churches today. When prayers are going on you hear people pray through the God of their pastors either living or dead. So you hear things like the God of Babalola, God of Oschoffa, God of Adeboye, God of Oyedepo, God of Olukoya and so on. I have heard many people including senior pastors refer to the example of the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the bible and justify why they pray that way.

In about a dozen places in the Bible, the Lord God is referred to as the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (e.g., Genesis 50:24; Exodus 3:15; Acts 7:32). This name of God emphasizes the covenant that God made with Israel and the Israelites’ special place as God’s Chosen People.

When God revealed Himself to Moses in preparation for bringing His people out of Egypt, He called Himself “the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob” in Exodus 3:15. He also instructed Moses to identify the Lord by that name when speaking to the Israelites (verse 16). In this case, the name carries a couple of important implications. First, when God identifies Himself as the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, He clearly distinguishes Himself from the gods of Egypt in whose land the Israelites dwelt. Second, the reference to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob implies a reason for the exodus: the promise of land. God had vowed that the children of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob would inherit a certain geographical area. God’s faithfulness and Israel’s blessing were directly tied to Israel’s possession of the Promised Land, and the name God uses for Himself harkens back to the covenant with Abraham.

Jesus alluded to God’s burning-bush appearance to Moses and used God’s name to teach a lesson on the resurrection to the Sadducees: “About the resurrection of the dead—have you not read what God said to you, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? He is not the God of the dead but of the living” (Matthew 22:31–32). As Jesus points out, the verb am is in the present tense; God did not say, “I was the God of your fathers.” He said, “I am their God,” showing that Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob were still alive (in heaven)

The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob has plan for the ages involving a Savoir who provides forgiveness of sins and reconciliation with God. That plan was set in motion when God called Abram and blessed him, and that plan was brought to fulfilment when Jesus died and rose again. Through the seed of Abraham, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob blessed all the nations of the world.

It is clear that in the Old Testament they couldn’t pray in the name of Jesus as that part of the prophecy had not been fulfilled. Additionally there were many other gods so they had to be able to distinguish. Also note that Elisha also prayed using God of Elijah (Jesus was not in the picture yet), there is also a reference to God of Nahor.With all the books of prophets in the Old Testament and despite the fact Jesus was not yet in the picture, God didn’t refer himself to be worshipped as the God of Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, even Elijah and many others. Just Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
Once Jesus came into the picture all that is necessary is to pray in the name of Jesus Christ period. Praying through the God of Adeboye for example is a wrong prayer. As soon as Jesus came into the picture, he becomes an intercessor. Jesus became our rabbi meaning our teacher. All these pastors are not the teachers; they are more like the class captains. They haven’t passed the exam and will still write their test when they die. Jesus has passed his test.
Another reason why this poses danger is a pastor can take something else as his God without you knowing. Having a genuine calling from God and maintaining that calling till the end are two different things et la Solomon and Judas. So when you pray and say the GOD of so so pastor, unless GOD reveals himself to you and refers to himself that way same way he revealed himself to Moses, don’t do it. It is just like praying that the God of Matthew, The God of Luke, The God of John the Baptist, God of Peter and so on. As soon as Jesus died and rose for your sins, that is the only name you need in your prayer alongside the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob as we are all his descendants and Abrahams Blessings are ours. No pastor or General overseer died or will die for your sins. Don’t short circuit your prayers by praying through mere mortals.
I find it totally disturbing when pastors and general overseers beam with pride when their pastors or church members pray through them saying God of so so so. Let the holy spirit reveal to you if this is the best way to pray or not.

Deuteronomy 29:29New International Version (NIV)
29 The secret things belong to the LORD our God, but the things revealed belong to us and to our children forever, that we may follow all the words of this law.

cc OAM4J

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They are all cults masquerading as churches. Curse Jesus, folks don't care. Curse Adeboye or Oyedepo and be lynched verbally or physically.

People do not go for salvation; they seek financial breakthrough.

afoife:
Hello NL happy independence day. Just curious cos I work on part basis with an organisation where tax is been deducted from source just last week a colleague also on part time told me he was told at the internal revenue that we are not expected to be taxed as part time staff

It is called "Income" tax for a reason.

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LexngtonSteele:
If you like use your whole state for money rituals, you won't overtake Bill Gates / Carlos Slim in wealth.

But Mr. Babalawos of NL can make Bill Gates, Carlos Slims or Warren Buffett fall in love with you using love spell magic. Isn't that the easiest way to get on the Forbes' top 10?

SMH.
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Remember this...

Without exceptions, your so-called daddy G.O is a true man of G(g)od because he hasn't been caught.

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Samsimple:
We claim to be christians but we tend to exhibit characters that contradicts the teachings of jesus...why do we despise our non existing enemies so much, when we know we are the cause our problems, even if they do exist why do christians still say "holy ghost fire pursue and destroy my enemies" ... Love your enemies and just maybe he/she might be ur best friend....
PEACE

Preachers are adding individual opinions to the bible. Thus making complicated verses more complex. Acts 20:35, "There is more blessing in giving than in receiving". Of course, as long as the preachers are not the ones giving. It is funny how pastors separate themselves from the congregations as if they are not bound by the contents of the same bible.
How do you pray for an enemy while one of the most important part of the bible Psalm is dedicated to destroying enemies. Bible is a piece of work.
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OjukwuWarBird:
Tell Buhari to organize Python Dance 3 now to see if these nations are happy with him

God knows why Buhari didn't stay back in the London hospital

Maybe, he knows that the British Govt will visit him concerning Kanu and so decided to escape questions by returning back to Nigeria


Now ask yourself why all of a sudden, the daughter asked a question on Instagram about the money spent on Aso Rock Clinic and yet no equipment for the medical personnel to use.



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bede2u sekxy

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Pls take note of this


It seems that Buhari is avoiding the British questioning him about Kanu at the London hospital

That is why he decided not to stay again at the London hospital

That is why the daughter asked about the absence of equipments in Aso Rock hospital despite spending 3billion naira


It seems that Buhari has finally decided to continue his treatment in Nigeria in order to avoid foreign intelligence personnel from having access to him in order to avoid being questioned about Nnamdi Kanu whereabouts.


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Afam4eva

Amarabae

Ipoblogic

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Foreign Intelligence do not visit to ask questions.

They slip things in tea or IV lines.

Ask Abiola.

VastFinder:

Give credit to the source.

Original thread was created by MrRitchie back in 2016 and you copied the exact same pictures.

https://www.nairaland.com/3465147/traditional-marriage-list-aboh-mbaise

Ishilove:
Babalawos, this is most enlightening.

Is it possible to fortify a love spell for life? I've heard of cases where the victim just suddenly regains his or her senses, like the spell expired or something.

Save your money.

Love spell is BS.

Babalawos: Pick a female nairalander, perform love spell for her to nail Dangote. If it works, I will pay you N5m.

They are drinking away their destiny.

I love Nigerian politics.

For N1000, 2 cups of rice and some bottles of beer; some folks are willing to throw away 4 years of their lives.

These folks here will turn to wailers from December after the elections as if they can eat their cakes and have it.

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VastFinder:
Even the three-page list cost N1000. According to a Facebook user, a man from Anambra state was presented with the marriage list.

"The man's family are going crazy" he wrote.
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SOURCE: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/09/photos-check-out-list-of-items-on.html?m=1

When did Aboh Mbaise in Imo State become Anambra?

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Marcelo290:
Hmmm So whites are now gods we all must live trying to please, they aren't better either, here are my main reasons for hating them too..

1. Exploitation: They are always looking for means to exploit others, the scars of their hazardous Colonial leadership in Africa leaves us with pains, if in doubt read 'how Europe underdeveloped Africa' by Walter Roodney. They refused to teach us about technology and industrialization, rather, they brought religion to us and divided us so they could exploit more for their ailing European markets.

2. Racism: They view themselves as the superior race and look down on others. We thank God for people like Martin Luther King, still at that, racism remains inherent amongst them.

3. Neocolonialism: They are still trying to control blacks and Africans indirectly as we see today, oppose them and you meet your Waterloo...you can ask Lybians about Gaddafi. They also contributed to imposing an old uneducated man on us, so we all could continue licking their butts.

There are many more of them, my point? they aren't any better.

These are the reasons you feel inferior. They still control the blacks from thousands of miles away. Or perhaps because if they look the other way, black race will self-annihilate. If you have the same brain, why wait for them to teach or exploit you?

50 years after Independence, you cannot fix common roads, maintain stable electricity or deliver quality healthcare services. Major constructions in your country are carried out by the Arabs and Germans even though universities churn out thousands of half-baked engineers every year. And you call yourselves human?
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Why being economical with the truth?
FG is in negotiations with USA to recover funds looted by Abacha. They intentionally omitted "Abacha" in the explanation because Buhari insisted that Abacha did not loot.
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nurey:
The Pix i posted is what car manufacturing plant looks like, even the pictures my father brought from abroad in these factories are identical to my pix, the op pix looks like baba Tawa the great welder shop.

Until we stop deceiving ourselves in these country and call rubbish, rubbish, mediocre mediocre and ask the right questions then the dream of attaining greatness cannot be fulfilled in this country

You cannot compare apple and oranges. Do you have any manufacturing plant in Nigeria? How will the robotics be powered? Is it cost-effective? Innoson is tailored to the environment.
There are many machines that could be imported into Nigeria but the thought of the power challenges erases that possibility.
The funny thing is that job is cheap in Nigeria and Africa. The makers of high end cars brag about how some components of their cars are hand made. The leather chair, steering column, etc. Check out the manufacturing process for Rolls Royce, Ferrari, etc. But in Africa, because labour is cheap and they are mesmerized by technology, they respect the machines more.
One more example? A man who uses tailors in the developed nations is considered rich and classy while the masses wear ready made clothes. In Nigeria, ready made clothes (suits, shirts, etc) are considered high end. Every thing in Nigeria is reversed including common sense and there is no better evidence than you.
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US dollar seems to be rearing back since this week. If it goes full on bullish, naira falls to N400+ soon. Interventions in the currency market have never worked for any country without strong monetary and fiscal policies. CBN is throwing money after bad money. Do they have any alternatives? The sad reality is a resounding No! It sucks.

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From the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

What a shameful obsession with earthly things.

Mercedes, BMW, Rolls Royce. There goes his priorities.

God blesses tithe-payers abundantly. Who blessed the atheist billionaires? How can one give money to another being on the false promises of reserving a space in heaven? Are the pastors heaven's travelling agents? Has any pastor even been there before? If heaven is so nice and worthy, why are christians afraid of death? At least the muslims put their lives where their mouths are.

Christians sleep overnight, fast and pray to line up at the American Embassy to get visa to US because they believe that life in US is good. The same christians get sick, then start running from pillar to post because they don't want to die to join their heavenly father in heaven(the nicest of all places). LOL. Organized religion is like an organized criminal organization.

Christian sheepies? Go figure! A good christian can live a meaningful life through good works without handing over his savings to these scammers. Many practicing christians in Nigeria. Yet Nigerians cannot trust one another in anything. What an onerous task to get an honest Nigerian. LMAO.



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Goke7:
my guy countries with strong economic ties and interests in Nigeria will comply, remember when GEJ wanted to deal with ibori who ran away to dubai. All GEJ did was to threaten to revoke Emirates airline licence in Nigeria and sharply the UAE quickly released ibori to the UK authorities.

You don't mess around with Politicians when they hold the key to your survival. Even the US and UK knows this as no country is an island to itself anymore.

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Nigeria needs UK and USA to survive. That is the difference.
US refused to sell arms and ammunition to Nigeria under GEJ and forced other nations to follow suit. That is real power. Why do you think that any little mishap, Nigerian leaders run to London to explain to their oga?

LOL.

If foreign embassies fail to listen to FGN, what will Nigeria do? Nigeria has no clout. Can Nigeria sanction UK or US? Yeah. All they have to do is put a travel restriction on Buhari and he will be at the mercy of Indian doctors. Nigeria is trying to assert the power they can never get in a thousand years.

What a comic relief!
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allCopacetic:
Lol, no be fight na oga Eguns.
I do not need to hire one to know.

I also am very impressed with what it takes to be qualified as one. This is what we NEED!!!!

Annual average wage of plumber is $50k-$60k?

I hope you understand how average is computed. No need of mentioning regional rates. A plumber in Idaho may not come close to a plumber in SoCal. Just saying...

Pay Nigerian workers N100k per day, the result will be the same. They don't have the patience to learn a trade. It gets worse with no central certification. Anyone can buy a headpan and trowel and become a mason overnight. No be to hold blocks with cement?

You know it is not about the labour rate when you look at some houses built in the 50's. The attention to details is very remarkable. But these days, one mason wants to lay 400 blocks in one day because of cost/block. A plumber will get 3 jobs in different cities and the macabre dance starts.

I believe most of the artisans wear bad workmanship as a badge of honour. I can really envisage them giving high-five to one another at the mediocrity of their work... Or so it seems.

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Orodje:
That's my papa... Oyedepo
These 3 men are great men of God who are true to their calling and exhibit heavenly wisdom.
Antheist and Muslims should pls keep off this thread

They are motivational speakers and businessmen who reap bountifully from their efforts.

They are not men of God. Only God knows who serves him.

Nothing about these hustlers points to God.

Invoking the name of Jesus does not equate to being a man of God. The decline of oil prices in 1981 sent Nigeria's economy in a tailspin under Shagari. Things were really rough. It threw up prosperity preachers who sold allure of wealth to impoverished and gullible followers. Thus, Oyedepo, Adeboye and Oyakhilome' hustle was born. Necessity is the mother of invention.

And the wealth? Well Mark Zuckerberg became a billionaire as an atheist.
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bennymark:



I am dying to own one as my next bride. should your condolences mean so much?

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Na. A trial will convince you. Some people only learn the hard way. Ever heard of whited sepulchre? Go ahead!
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Education in Nigeria is just for the title.

The Attorney-General is as good as a first year law student.

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FortifiedCity:
Have you seen a woman carry out her threat of killing someone she loves? Please share.

Thanks.

No.

That's why I am following the thread. You could be the amswer we have been waiting for.

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