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adanny01:
The left the ECU and rear lights plus you don't have power windows, you need to do thanksgiving.

[color=royalblue]Please how could you detect that they left his rear lights?

There's no picture showing that there

No vex abeg[/color]

Gentlelife50:
Let me add to the list you can't park anyhow, anywhere.

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I don't have a problem with anyone liking the car, but the way they force their choices like it's the only car that can actually meet their criteria is funny

I like how Naija car dealers are dealing with them sef.

Import an accidented, trashy corolla. Put finishing touches on it and peg the price at 1.8 . Then watch them troop to buy all in the name of "Fuel efficiency, Availability of parts, and Being rugged. Nonsense

The other day, one was comparing a Corolla (2003-2007) to a 2008 Ford Explorer

Abeg, make I allow amdman continue his business jare

Apologies for derailing[/color]

[color=royalblue]Choice or no choice, a Corolla (2003-2007) will always be SHIIIT to me.

Black, smelly, watery piece of shiiiit

I'll spend 1.7 million on a car whose interior is no different from a danfo with AC. Boring dashboard and stale interior

Now the goal post has been shifted from "Fuel efficiency" to "Availability of parts".

Is it a Honda civic or accord part that is scarce? Or Acura or Kia or Hyundai?

Even a Kia Rio's engine is cheaper than a corolla's engine. A Yaris engine is cheaper than it

Fuel efficiency my left nyash

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[color=royalblue]In the end, you won't marry the girl

A child would be brought into this world, not knowing what it means to be under a father's love and care.

A child will be brought into this world, not knowing what it means to be nurtured, protected and trained by BOTH PARENTS

You got her pregnant, and now seers are not seeing you both compatible. It's now you know she's stubborn

Man has always been the problem of mankind.
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[color=royalblue]Leave the poor girl alone abeg

Na beg I dey beg

You are scared she may get pregnant, but you aren't scared of diving in raw back to back to back

Just pity her abeg. She's not feeling fine[/color]

[color=royalblue]In that case, if you want to get your car checked at radautowork's place, please tell me, so I can refer you to her, and then you mention my moniker

Too much sense wee not kee me [/color]

[color=royalblue]The loopholes wey dey this story pass the one wey dey for tomato basket for Mile 12

After the accident, who confirmed her dead?

Did the court sentence you to prison that same day? What evidence was presented to the court that she was dead? No death certificate?

So wasn't she buried? Didn't any of your own family keep in touch with her's even after her demise? Abi na "Strictly-by-invitation" burial dem run?

At least, something is taking our minds off the epidemic.

God bless the blogger for this blockbuster lie.
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Heykayxx:
CV axle

radautoworks:
CV axle or CV shaft

dru23:
Shovel ....

[color=royalblue]I like this report: The sole aim is to dispel fears and panic.

But in reality, it's not this soothing. Countries are shutting down schools, and areas for large gatherings. I haven't even seen where 500 people were shown to have recovered

This year don dey get as e go be [/color]

[color=royalblue]I don't have much strength to type tonight

You actually don't know what you want. So, nobody can actually help you

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radautoworks:


Travel ban don catch me. Na Houston I go dey for the next 31 days

[color=royalblue]Good evening ma

Please what's the name of this thing?

I mean the correct and complete English name [/color]

kodred:
Nigerian people are a doubtful bunch. They don’t want their cards on apps.

I personally pay with cash and transfer and have never had any issue with drivers.

If a rider decides to be funny with transfer, you go show am say you ride the streets all day long. Literally!

Bro I’m not for or against. All I’m saying is, it’s business and it comes with all sort of challenges.

[color=royalblue]I understand you sire, but it's not a challenge

Have you paid with transfer in KFC, Chicken Republic or ShopRite?

Have you paid with transfer in a filling station before?

Why can't the same rider speaking grammar for you to understand, go and speak it there?


Let's enjoy the thread bro. To each, his own [/color]

kodred:
Very true. Card payments are the safest But we are a peculiar people and it’s because of drivers complains that made uber introduce cash payments.

Think about the scenario of someone forgetting their debit card or maybe it’s someone else that’s paying the fare or crazily, you park for your rider to use the atm and them hoodlums decide to try their luck etc

Carrying cash gan is not safe for the driver so what are we on about?

Let’s not mask our ego with professionalism.

Politely tell your riders they have to wait for confirmation because it’s not even an acceptable means of payment in the first place.

I’m speaking in the context of ride-sharing bro, which one concern ransom again lol

[color=royalblue]Masking our ego with professionalism?

Even the people you are partnering with have strongly warned you to desist from it.

The app is very simple to use. You can do cash now, and change to card immediately. I can't even remember the last time I paid cash for a ride. It's very simple

And you're just making excuses for transfers.Rider forgot debit card and blah blah blah

The same rider that forgot his debit card will pay cash when he gets tomatoes,pepper and yam from the market...No transfers

I can keep counting various transactions that you have to pay cash. Yet, when it gets to Uber drivers, they have to be peculiar and understanding

99.9% of scam stories here all emancipated from transfers.

If you know you don't have money before requesting, change it to card and request. What's the rocket science in that?

Anyways, its just my opinion sha. [/color]

kodred:
Honestly, I don’t see any big deal with transfers. If all businesses accept transfer, I won’t ever walk around with cash. It’s really no big deal, just be smart about it. A gt acct works real good because the transactions are really fast.

While picking up a rider, observe the environment and also your rider in case of ‘failed transfer’.

Don’t just drive your car, be a DRIVER.

[color=royalblue] Businesses can not accept transfers because they have a better option

Have you heard of CARD PAYMENTS?

Yes, card is much more better and safer than transfers.

It is because it is Uber where the fare is not huge. Some car dealers will never accept transfers unless the person buying the vehicle has the same name as the account that is transferring

Transfers have been used to receive ransoms with the suspect not knowing. There's nothing safe about a transfer in business. You can be scammed, set up, implicated.....

That's why businesses settle for CARD through POS or integrating systems like Paystack or Flutterwave

Even Uber and Bolt have repeatedly warned drivers to stay off it[/color]

[color=royalblue]At 68, he still drives trucks to different parts of the country when he should be doing jobs with less stress

At 68, you abandon your wife and kids, but go to the home of a side chick

He will be on the other side and see the supposedly love of his life jump on another prikk in no time[/color]

peacefulhome:
I will like the house to guide me.
Most time that I order for a ride( mostly Uber)and have gotten to destination. I do observed that before the driver will end trips, he will first looked back before pressing his phone. I hope is not Sakamaja, this guys are playing on me?

[color=royalblue]Do people still take a second wife in this dispensation?

Even Muslims are jejely sticking with one.

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[color=royalblue]The advert is very clear na

AS LOW AS......

For you to pay 23k a week, maybe your bank statement would be having transaction records of over 200k every week, not to talk of guarantors and areas of residence

If you address is something like Plot 8a, Africa lane, Lekki phase 1, then you may be entitled to apply for 23k a week.

But if your address na

Take a bike to No 141, Mumuni Ogunsakin street, cross to the other side take a bike to CAC, off Alhj Nofisat Olodumare crescent. Look for the white house with grey roof, and ask for Mr Tojahh
If your address be like this, sorry for you


In all, it will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for one to get a 2017 corolla for 23k a week.[/color]

pocohantas:
Honestly, this should never have happened. I remember when he became Emir, I was like wtf is this? Why didn’t this my-man-crush just continue in the finance sector. But then, most Northerners are more pro-religion/culture than any other thing, no matter how educated they are.

He should have left politics for people who have time for such. You can’t be a politician and a technocrat at the same time in Nigeria. You have to be one and outsource the other. Failure to do so- ask Ambode.

1daboi:
:oif you want to rant, rant!
I see no need for "sir" or "my Oga" or even "good morning" just rant!!!!
My
Opinion
Though I might be wrong,,,,,,lol

[color=royalblue]Lol

As much as we all look equal on a faceless forum, I still know that Dru is older than me,both in age, achievements and others

It's just a way of respecting people bro.

No ofeeeeeensse [/color]

[color=royalblue] Personally, I see Sanusi as an intelligent man. A man that is enlightened..

The sad part of this is that the person that brought him down isn't even able to lace his shoes intellectually. A certified dollar thief. A man we wouldn't want our kids to be like.

But then, Sanusi brought this upon himself[/color]

[color=royalblue]Someone was a CBN governor. Someone some of us saw a one of the bright elites that can actually make some difference in this shittty country.

Left that, and decided he wanted to tie himself up like a bag of onions in the name of Emir

He should remain in exile till eternity.

Sanusi's era is over. According to their traditional constitution, he won't even be allowed to have visitors, talk more of contesting an election

Adieu Sanusi. We used to love you, but Ganduje loves you more

Nonsense[/color]

[color=royalblue]So how did Mr Agboola know that the engineer was denied a visa last week?

Is the supposed engineer a relation?
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tojahh:



25 Keke Marwa for sale 20k each.
Please call
2348177149451

[color=royalblue]Hahahahahahaha

Make dem open codedruns and Tinder profile for am

Attach one hot girl picture, and post the number.[/color]

Vision2045:
Fam

I gave this rider grace of a week but he is proving stubborn

I picked him on a surge of 1.6 from Maryland and to lekki phase 1 and we suffled 4 different destinations...he was acting rich and let's go let's go geng...after the whole moving lekki..trip ended at 8000 and I showed him and he said he needs the receipt to confirm on his own side and I explained to him that his receipt will be generated only if I confirm his payment...long story short..he invited one of his friends and that one start threating this and that...after long delay he parted with 5k that if he gets the receipt he will send the balance.. I swiped confirm and the receipt wasnt sent same time to him. But he got it the next day I confirmed from our call...I sent my acc det...and just to call through to let him know I have sent my details..

His phone number is +2348177149451

[color=royalblue]He said you should do your worst, right?

The ball is in your court bro

If you have his real names, go to the scam thread on nairaland and post the full story there, attaching his full name and this number

Make sure you quote it for safekeeping


Years from now, he will wish he never entered your car[/color]

NYCnextStop:
my bolt account was suspended till 14th March. Help me with the number to call

[color=royalblue]0803-901-2019[/color]

skillip:
If e reach ya turn.......

[color=royalblue]Badoo Omo Mushin

Only you LASTMA, LOCAL GOVERNMENT, VIO, POLICE, FRSC, WHO, .....

I greet you boss [/color]

InfinityEstates:
Her number no dey go... Would still call later.

By the way, I saw this message a rider sent to me yesterday. I saw it this morning. She requested a ride, I was in her estate already so I was driving to her location. She was calling while I was trying to negotiate a turn. I tried taking the calling and driving at the same time. My phone was acting up and I couldn't take the call. I got to her pick up point about a minute later and I called. She replied rudely that she already cancelled the ride because I didn't pick the call (She called once). I said no problem, it's fine. Another request came in and it was the same person. I slid on "Arriving Now". She called, this time I purposely didn't pick. Apparently she was in the next turn about 5m away because she sent a guy (maybe her boyfriend) to check if there was any car at my location. The guy peeped and said there was. I just dey inside motor dey smile. 5 minutes later, I cancelled. I no know say the babe dey vex till this morning. Human beings...

I still dey wait for the Bolt Ban.

[color=royalblue] She's going to have you blocked?

How?

Fvvvvkkkk


You carried Uche's side chick.

Get ready to be blocked, both in this life,and in the life to come [/color]

[color=royalblue]I understand that as humans,we can be lenient and compassionate sometimes,but I think some of you are allowing that to becloud your thinking

Simply notify your riders that you don't collect TRANSFERS for CASH before you start the trip.

I can even understand the fake alerts as scamming, but how you let a rider leave your car with the "I-will-do-it-later" line is shocking.

If he/she didn't want to pay with cash,it's easy to change it on the app.

Very simple something
You: Sir/Ma, this trip is a cash trip. I don't accept transfers please

Rider: I don't have cash on me

You:It means you'll wait for me to see an alert on MY PHONE, or I could cancel while you wait for another

Wetin hard for here?

Make Una no let all these people dey ride Una.[/color]

pope191:
Spend money to come me, u will b d one to send transport, not dat I have send oo... But right now I am fasting and codedruns is not where ordinary eyes enter... We need someone that can check her pix out

sexylassie:
she is a coded runs escort that goes by the name Winnie and Sexy Barbie

any of you guys here can honey trap her by acting as a customer, there you meet her collect your funds

[color=royalblue] Okay

So one of us will call her, arrange for a meet-up in a hotel probably (it will be foolishness to meet her in your house)

Then she spends money to come, and then I ask her for....?

How much is the money abeg?



But it's a very brilliant idea sha. I like it [/color]