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Politics / Re: Soludo Bans Touts From Collecting Revenue At Anambra Markets, Parks by jacoik(m): 3:29pm On Mar 17, 2022
SmartProf:

So says someone who has no template of life and who looks forward to MC Oluomo as a Mentor. Learn from an intellectual leader who is committed to redefining how things are done in line with global best practices.
lolxxxxx hahahaha e be like say u know him well

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Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Vs Ebelechukwu, Obiano's Wife: Who Slapped Who? by jacoik(m): 3:08pm On Mar 17, 2022
SmartProf:
A committee will be set up to look into who slapped who. Like Russia, it's obvious Obiano's wife aggressively invaded Bianca (Ukraine) cheesy
What happened during the invasion was a nuclear slap from one mad end that uprooted the gele of the invader...the scoreline is still 1-0 but VAR is still confirming whether the goal stands, since it was scored with the hand (the hot slap).
The goodnews is that spectators didn't need to buy tickets to watch the valedictory fight, and NATO (Obiano) did not involve himself in the fight.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense, mennnnnn since I was born I never see person wey lost it like you!!!!! Lol hahahaha
Politics / Re: Okenla Oluseyi Beats Helen Onoja, Junior Police Officer In Enugu by jacoik(m): 5:48pm On Mar 16, 2022
EastisBae:


Olodo, she is a human being who was dehumanized by an animal but since you want to bring ethnicity into it, I will help you.

The animal is afonja true true but the lady IS NOT IGBO! Her name is Helen Onoja, definitely from the middle belt, probably Kogi State.
he is a fool you know. Replying him is just like giving him lea way you still misbehave
Politics / Re: Okenla Oluseyi Beats Helen Onoja, Junior Police Officer In Enugu by jacoik(m): 5:46pm On Mar 16, 2022
Blackfire:
Afonja beat ojukwu children in the East



grin




Anyways I sell cow
coward.
Politics / Re: NDLEA Assisted Drug Barons To Ship Cocaine To Nigeria – Abba Kyari Opens Up by jacoik(m): 12:30pm On Mar 16, 2022
Zonefree:
Damage control, we understand.


Na person wey no dey serious with em life go read that rubbish up there.
lolxxxxx hahahaha u almost got me. I don read like 5 paragraph, I said no let me get serious with my life because it doesn't worth reading

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Politics / Re: Governor Obiano Hands Over To Soludo (Pictures) by jacoik(m): 5:59am On Mar 16, 2022
SmartProf:
Soludo would have employed Andy Uba as a cameraman to cover the event.
lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your DNA
Business / Re: FG Orders Google, Apple To Deactivate ‘illegal’ Online Banks, Loan Apps by jacoik(m): 10:53am On Mar 15, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:

They did yesterday
can you help me out Baba. What's their name let me know because am owning easy money and fairmoney
Sports / Re: FG Approves Houses For 1994 Super Eagles Winning Side by jacoik(m): 6:57pm On Mar 14, 2022
I wanted to jump and pass this long epistle, not until I went through about 3 paragraph, I said yes it worth reading. In fact my guy, you said it all. If God bless me one day, as an Igbo man, I will go into that fura de nono walahi
gistmega:
Pensioners are dying. Teachers are unpaid. The poor have no food and no means of survival. Their concentration is on a group of successful men who were given the widest open doors in life. This is disproportionate. Why should one be granted a house for representing a country? Every single Nigerian is representing the country in many ways. Where is the house for Fela? He also represented Nigeria. Where is the house for Wole Soyinka? Chimamanda, Wizkid? Let us stop this nonsense. someone has stolen cash to built craps for dead men.
Our athletes are hollow-minded.

Viju Wang Nianyong , a Chinese came to Nigeria to produce Viju milk. All Nigerians went gaga for it and turned the man into a $millionaire. If Amunike or Olise had established a tile manufacturing industry in Nigeria, they would have quadrupled their investments today and would frown upon accepting a mediocre kiosk from the government.
If Rashidi Yekini had invested in Car manufacturing, he would have been the Innoson of today and still be alive.

The Patel family came from India to Nigeria to make Royal salt in 1994. They didn't have a pint of the money that Augustine Egavoen had as a baller. But today, they can hire Egavoen.
Nigerians are not seeing opportunities. As soon as one makes a little change, he drinks, phucks and live extravagant lifestyle when he truly has nothing. Nigerians are bailing out while the foreigners are going to Nigeria to become $billionaires. Nigerians see complaints while others see opportunities.

The government is bad but foreigners are cashing out. Shine your eyes. Someone is getting rich making salt only. I know a Nigerian guy supplying charcoal in a particular country and he made it big. So many opportunities

fura de Noonoo has been a staple in the north for centuries. Up till now you can only get it by the roadside. Is there no one with a brain to package it and cash out?

Zobo is still a low-class drink till date.

In Canada, palm oil is sold in catchy bottle and taken like syrup. In Nigeria the oil kegs are eyesores.

In Cyprus, honey is packages in lovely containers but in Nigeria the original honey is sold in dirty gallons.

Dudu Osun packaging is still like Stella pomade.

Abacha is still sold in dirty wraps. What happened to branding?

Bole is still sold the same way my grandfather used to buy it, by the roadside. Beside a drain.

People are cashing out. Nigerians sit in wealth and expect you to go break your back for them to steal it or beg for it.

What stops a welder from teaming up with a mechanic to produce generators? And, Indians are producing for us to buy.
SMH

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Family / Re: How Do You Manage Energy Consumption At Home? by jacoik(m): 7:04pm On Mar 13, 2022
nurez305:
I'm on Eko discos and I get 35 unit for 1k, I don't really know why yours is different
35 unit for 1k for eko electricity? Guy drop me for my bus stop abeg am not going again
Politics / Re: FG Increases The Freight Rate For Petroleum Products By 25% by jacoik(m): 5:33pm On Mar 13, 2022
MichaelSokoto:
see wetin senseless Puut-in dey cause now!
angry
na senseless put on say make u no fix your refinery?
Politics / Re: Viral Kogi Salary Screenshots: Transaction References Show It’s False by jacoik(m): 8:31am On Mar 13, 2022
alsudan:
screenshot the real one and show Nigerians, not this lame attempt at debunking.
lol you are a criminal for stealing what's in my mind.

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Car Talk / Re: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by jacoik(m): 8:16am On Mar 13, 2022
And you didn't show us the thief
Politics / Re: APC Dares INEC, Vows To Go Ahead With March 26 Convention by jacoik(m): 4:45am On Mar 12, 2022
ogododo:


U suppose dey for one area near Ramat Park for Benin round about.
lolxxxxx hahahaha. If he dey that area wetin go happen to him, abi his tinubu go come there?
Crime / Re: Male Vs Female Prisoners: Pictures Spark Reactions On Social Media by jacoik(m): 4:33am On Mar 12, 2022
Tomek09:
I earlier opined that society and nature are sympathetic and lenient to female gender and some people thought I was chasing clout.

Even in interviews, job hunts and what-have-you, females are highly favoured and considered more than men.

Truly, penis is very useless embarassed embarassed embarassed
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo. Penis are useless but pussy can't do without it
Sports / Re: What Do UK Government Sanctions Mean For Chelsea? ALL Your Questions Answered. by jacoik(m): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2022
post=110935267:
This too shall pass.

Our Club shall Overcome.

Keep the Blue Flag Flying Guys.

BLUES FOR LIFE.
all this shall pass? When we go 5 season without anything? I cried my eyes out last night when I hear the news. Do you know that this will demoralise the players? They won't commit 100% again!!!! It painful
Politics / Re: NURTW Suspends Mc Oluomo by jacoik(m): 11:57am On Mar 10, 2022
Antoeni:
With This Suspension, How is He Going to become the Oba of Oshodi?
the thing sef dey wonder me ooo

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Found Drugs In A Sealed Golden Morn Pack (Photos, Video) by jacoik(m): 11:44am On Mar 10, 2022
What kind of stupid news is this. Is igboh drug or leaf? I bin think say na white drug ooooo not knowing it's our own natural igboh leaf wey dey calm nalves
Politics / Re: Court Judgement: Umahi Makes U-Turn, Tenders Apology To NBA by jacoik(m): 11:40am On Mar 10, 2022
sanpipita:
If there's any Nigerian politician I really wish he gets humiliated it's umahi, his arrogance is out of this world
I swear walahi.
Politics / Re: Court Judgement: Umahi Makes U-Turn, Tenders Apology To NBA by jacoik(m): 11:36am On Mar 10, 2022
OMENKAismad:
I didn't see where he apologized
I have read like 3 times now and never see any apology
Sports / Re: Abramovich Reveals Chelsea’s Likely New Owners by jacoik(m): 4:58pm On Mar 09, 2022
obembet:
God please let the New owner of Chelsea Love Maguire unconditionally as abramovich love Tores.

Let him sign Maguire for us for Chelsea..

Amen.


what!! Mag who? I swear guy, if you block my waybi go use this truck crush you now. What kind of joke is this this afternoon. Maguire ko magknown ni
Jokes Etc / Re: A Story Of How I Almost Got Disowned (memes) by jacoik(m): 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2022
Lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad walahi
Politics / Re: Court Sack Of Umahi, Deputy, Lawmakers In Order — Lawyers by jacoik(m): 6:19am On Mar 09, 2022
kahal29:
The judgement erroneously relied on Section 221 of the 1999 Constitution (as amended) as well as the judgment of the Supreme Court in Faleke v. INEC.

Unfortunately, the Supreme Court decision in Faleke v. INEC does not relate to the consequence of the defection of a governor from one political party to the other. A more apt instance will be the Atiku Abubakar scenario wherein Atiku Abubakar as Vice President, elected under the PDP, defected to the then Action Congress.

The position of the Supreme Court was reported as Attorney General of the Federation V. Abubakar (2007) 10 NWLR (part 1041) 1. At page 124 of the report, Justice Onnoghen set down the position thus:

“There is nowhere in the 1999 Constitution where it is stated that the President or Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria shall be removed or is removable from that office if he defects from the political party on whose platform he was elected to that office and joins another political party.”

It is the constitutional responsibility of the legislature to make or amend the laws including the constitution, where the need arises, while that of the judiciary remains to interpret and apply the laws so made or amended. The courts can therefore not add or subtract from the law as enacted by the legislature under the guise of judicial interpretation of the constitution or statute…”


Secondly the case of Amaechi vs Omehia does not apply here cos it is a pre election matter/case.
so is justice Ekwo right here?
Food / Re: Igbo Man Chikezie Introduces His Lovely Chinese Wife Erica To Vegetable Soup by jacoik(m): 2:09pm On Mar 07, 2022
Botking:
Chinese ladies are beautiful
you type in error?
Politics / Re: US To Offer Kyari Legal Representation, Keeps Mum On Extradition by jacoik(m): 9:05am On Mar 06, 2022
My dear brother, this is movie indeed. I just wonder why he was not paraded
inoki247:
This Kyari mata na Movie wey no go gri finish....


The day dem plan to give the main culprit in the fraud case Judgement not knowing the judgement will be postponed NDLEA put a wanted man tag on Abba imagine oh same person wey don dey police Custody since Saturday e reach Monday u talk say iz wanted...


He reach 2nd day wey dem say the AGF don approve him extradition na dat time NDLEA see time to charge him to court someone you've been going to court everyday to colet a warrant to hold him more...


Person wey u no see parade like the common Criminal u people shuld kontinueee....
Politics / Re: US To Offer Kyari Legal Representation, Keeps Mum On Extradition by jacoik(m): 9:01am On Mar 06, 2022
Bluntguy:
We no gree. He who pays the piper dictates the tune. Let the federal government that has agreed to extradite him also offer him legal representation, if not I don't think he will get total justice. My opinion tho.
do you really want him to get justice? Those he killed and maim did they get justice? Think bro

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Sports / Re: Maduka Okoye Saves Penalty, Attacked By Opposition Fans In Holland by jacoik(m): 8:34am On Mar 06, 2022
No wonder the game I play over 1.5 wey I supposed collect my 3m

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Bans Facebook And Twitter From It's Cyber Space (Photos) by jacoik(m): 5:59am On Mar 05, 2022
doctore212:
Me na olosho just dey hungry me this night. But na five hundred I get
no heaven for you

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Education / Re: Aston University Student Interrupts Lecturer As He Uses Blender During Lecture by jacoik(m): 5:55am On Mar 05, 2022
Caspone:
Buhari is a terrible human being
na buharia pikin do the thing?
Celebrities / Re: Baba Ijesha: Princess Was My Lover. We Slept Together, Touched, Kissed Ourselves by jacoik(m): 5:47am On Mar 05, 2022
saphiere:
This rapist is still breathing oxygen?
no he is breathing caborn monoxide abi na hyoxide
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Heaven Won't Fall, Nigerians Will Survive - Femi Adesina by jacoik(m): 8:33am On Mar 04, 2022
wengerjay:
OK o
Any ANIMAL KINGDOM a HEN is made a JUDGE, the COCKROACHES there shall know no JUSTICE.
words of the elders
Romance / Women Ehhhhhh by jacoik(m): 4:23pm On Mar 03, 2022
Nna ehh, some ladies are just something else,she's 29yrs yet want a very loud wedding but won't bring a dime, your man told you there's life after wedding but No, she wants 20 asoebi girls and bills on the man.
Man woke up overwhelmed and called off the wedding �.

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Politics / Re: FG Loses Out, NASS Affirms States’ Power To Collect VAT by jacoik(m): 12:48pm On Mar 02, 2022
canalily:
They will still collect and embezzle it... Smiles this time with force
let them embezzle it than taking it to Kano where an alcoholic drinks are haram

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