Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,795 members, 7,820,793 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 09:45 PM

Jacoik's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Jacoik's Profile / Jacoik's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (of 90 pages)

Education / Re: Python Chases Students Of Novena University, Ogume, Delta State by jacoik(m): 12:40pm On Mar 02, 2022
Michelle70:
if that thing bites u, u will end up with stitches.

But what kinda god sneak into female bed at night sef.

Lalasticlala ur people are breaking limits
lolxxxxx hahahaha u like looking for trouble where u can find none. Do u know if one of the gals do abortion and the gods want to visit to ask why?

1 Like

Education / Re: Python Chases Students Of Novena University, Ogume, Delta State by jacoik(m): 12:37pm On Mar 02, 2022
Rugaria:
Python used to be very common in some villages in the East. Because they have no venom, people used to be less violent with them. This in turn made pythons to be very docile. In some villages in the East like mine, it used to be a Big sacrilege if you kill a python since they actually sneak in to the home and curl up harmlessly at any warm place.. Not until the new pentecostal churches started with their weird concept of seeing demons and evil spirits in everything including cats, bats, owls and snakes..
you said the obvious

1 Like

Politics / Re: Senate Passes LG Autonomy Bill by jacoik(m): 4:26pm On Mar 01, 2022
buckeyemedia:
Heavily depended on their Local Governments.
sorry Baba,you are not making sense here. Local government was given autonomy and you said their will suffer? If their are given autonomy, that's when the locals can hold them accountable because they are closer to the people than your emperor governor

1 Like

Politics / Re: Senate Passes LG Autonomy Bill by jacoik(m): 3:44pm On Mar 01, 2022
bigpicture001:
Good.. stares like Lagos and Anambra don suffer b dat
suffer like how please?
Politics / Re: I Am A Youth - Bola Tinubu Declares (Video) by jacoik(m): 2:55pm On Feb 28, 2022
Totilopussylick:
My grandma once told me


When a man grows old he begins to reason like a child with a nipples in his mouth cheesy cheesy
lolxxxxx hahahaha whose nipple will he suck now because the last time I checked, remi no dey like him to suck her own
Politics / Re: I Am A Youth - Bola Tinubu Declares (Video) by jacoik(m): 2:53pm On Feb 28, 2022
Ecos:
grin Nothing! I repeat, nothing wey person no go hear for this Nigeria. How are we even sure that God is aware of Nigeria.
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad oooooo. U say Baba God no dey aware of Nigeria? Lol am don with you

1 Like

Politics / Re: I Am A Youth - Bola Tinubu Declares (Video) by jacoik(m): 2:52pm On Feb 28, 2022
doggedfighter:



This thread will be fun grin

Babies pee on their body so he's a little baby. grin

He's too young to be a youth grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no well. He is too young to be a youth? Am done with you

1 Like

Politics / Re: I Am A Youth - Bola Tinubu Declares (Video) by jacoik(m): 2:50pm On Feb 28, 2022
And some youths are there clapping for him
Politics / Re: Kaycee Madu Cleared Of Wrongdoing, Redeployed To Labour Ministry by jacoik(m): 6:02pm On Feb 26, 2022
seunmsg:
How’s this a clearance? The report concluded that he attempted to interfere with the administration of justice.
this is not your corntree bro. It's a develope country we are talking about here

3 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrest Drug Kingpin, 5 Others, Seize 6,000kg Of Drugs In Lagos Island by jacoik(m): 6:00pm On Feb 26, 2022
Where is abba father kyaria, why was he not paraded
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrest Drug Kingpin, 5 Others, Seize 6,000kg Of Drugs In Lagos Island by jacoik(m): 5:59pm On Feb 26, 2022
gulfer:
It is a her, so this should be Queenpin and not kingpin angry angry angry angry angry angry
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish ooooooo lolxxxxx. Omo I don die here. U say it supposed be queenpin? Walahi people full this forum
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrest Drug Kingpin, 5 Others, Seize 6,000kg Of Drugs In Lagos Island by jacoik(m): 5:57pm On Feb 26, 2022
princeSammyz:
I'm tempted to believe NDLEA is working. I have my reservations about the other outfits, especially the EFCC
since the first chairman of efcc left that office every other one na wash. Since Dora left nafdac what is nafdac now
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrest Drug Kingpin, 5 Others, Seize 6,000kg Of Drugs In Lagos Island by jacoik(m): 5:54pm On Feb 26, 2022
And abba father kyaria isn't paraded ooooo.
Politics / Re: PDP 2023 Ticket: Have I Ever Failed To Get The Ticket - Atiku Shows Confidence by jacoik(m): 5:49pm On Feb 26, 2022
israelmao:
Atiku,your time was in 2019 election but you've missed and lost it on account of rigging by APC ,I will advise you to eat an humble pie by paving way for a candidate who worth his salt in PDP.
but he won't listen. Am a PDP member but I just hate nonsense
Crime / Re: NDLEA Releases Statement On Lagos Island Raid, 5,862kg Of Drugs Seized by jacoik(m): 5:07pm On Feb 26, 2022
Marwa for president

2 Likes

Health / Re: Why Does My Vagina Smell? 8 Causes Of Vaginal Odour by jacoik(m): 3:31pm On Feb 26, 2022
Zonefree:
A girl with a smelly vagina is deadlier than Putin and his nuclear weapons.
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u no well ooooo
Family / Re: I Love My Wife & My Kid, But I Want To Leave The Marriage. Help! by jacoik(m): 5:14am On Feb 26, 2022
Amongst the whole comments, it's yours I found sensible
frozen70:


You didn't mention where you ever made it a discussion with her

Seat her down and tell her your findings

Let her know how you love her and your child

But you guy have to work together to get it right

Yes she is not aware, but if she is willing to come out of it, she needs your help

Both of you can wither the storm together pls

If you leave the one you know, how are you sure the next one will not be twice of her
Crime / Re: Uromi Bank Robbery: Video Shows Armed Robbers Carrying Money In Bags by jacoik(m): 8:46am On Feb 25, 2022
juman:
Hmmmmmm
They would be arrested.

Frustrated guys.
No justifiable reason to be robbers.
tell that to Nigeria politicians
Crime / Re: Wisdom Joseph On The Run After Strangling His Wife To Death In Abuja (Photos) by jacoik(m): 8:10am On Feb 25, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
And the man is chelsea fan.
and the lady is arsenal FC

1 Like

Politics / Re: Tinubu Talking About Lagos Light Rail, BRT Lanes And PPP Models (Throwback) by jacoik(m): 6:30pm On Feb 23, 2022
nairalee:
That was when he was still sharp not now that he's saying let's draft 1 million soldiers into the Nigerian army and feed them with agbado

Back then he positioned himself to wealth leading him to become one of the richest men in Nigeria. That one no do am. Now he's planning to restructure things to make him one of the richest blacks in the workf.

Nigerians be wise!
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad ooooo. U say he say let draft 1m soldiers and feed them with what? Lolxxxxx hahahaha Omo I don die here

1 Like

Education / Re: JAMB Adds Lagos State's New Universities To List Of Available Schools by jacoik(m): 8:01am On Feb 23, 2022
vinceyinnovation:
Jamb Pls add this one:

Abba Kyari University of Hushpuppi
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u don mad finish ooooooo lolxxxxx. Jesus. Mennnn people full this corntree oooo which one is abba kyaria university again guy
Travel / Re: Virgin UK Passport: Can My 7-Year-Old Travel Out Of Nigeria? by jacoik(m): 6:48pm On Feb 22, 2022
chatinent:
If the matter concern iyana paja to orile, call me.

My hand don commot.

[img]https://c./AlrUVwjmtDQAAAAC/yikes-running.gif[/img]
lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense oooo

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Buhari To Sign Electoral Bill In A Matter Of Hours by jacoik(m): 8:23am On Feb 22, 2022
Either he sign or not, you t shirt I'll still change nothing

1 Like

Family / Re: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by jacoik(m): 11:01am On Feb 21, 2022
What's this one saying
BItt:
hey i think different and i am going to say the reason why that woman is pissed wasn't entirely captured in that video.
You provoked her then recorded her actions so that you'll appear to be a saint and the victim.


i know how it works so i am not gonna fall for the video tricks
Family / Re: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by jacoik(m): 11:00am On Feb 21, 2022
Lolxxxxx hahahaha I love old people and been around them is always fun. But the trouble ones are no no like this one now
Freestainworld:
Taking care of the old is not easy, I have a Grandma who is 108yrs and still looking strong, but the only problem is that she will sleep in all the rooms in the house, when you confront her, she will tell you that her enemies want to kill her the other place she slept last night, and she can quarrel like hell, but we the grandchildren always end up laughing at her behaviour, at a time, she stopped sleeping in our own house, and told us that our neighbours house was safer, infact the whole neighbourhood know knows her, each time they come around, they start laughing, that is old age for you.
Family / Re: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by jacoik(m): 10:58am On Feb 21, 2022
officialwdhtv:


If u listen carefully, there was a part the caregiver mentioned that she is recording and would show the video to the woman's daughter. She was employed by the old woman's daughter to take care of her and she turned out to be a pain in the a*s

And yeah, i think she definitely has some mental issues or she got "the old people syndrome" that makes them to just get angry at anything lol

honestly this black lady coolness too much. Can you imagine the old woman spitting on her? Even if she has mental problem, one small slap would have reset her a bit. Can you imagine. A she make her mental?

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Yoruba Ancestors Will Make You President, Alaafin Assures Tinubu by jacoik(m): 5:17am On Feb 21, 2022
Just relax and watch as some folks attack you from all angle
Penguin2:
Which ancestors?

Is it Awolowo that failed to become president during his lifetime that would make Tinubu president?

Or is it Abiola who also failed woefully that would make Tinubu president from the land of the dead?

How can they give what they do not have?

It is actually pathetic that history will repeat itself with Tinubu. That despite his servitude to the north, he would end up pissing on himself and relegated to political dustbin.

Already, Tinubu is already demonstrating too much influence within the APC that would only make his antagonists get fiercer and crush him totally.

Or does he think all these display of street credibility would make Buni, Malami, Bagudu and Badaru cave in?

Onye ala!
Crime / Re: 19-year-old Kenyan Man Nailed To A Tree For Stealing Radio by jacoik(m): 3:33pm On Feb 19, 2022
NaijaMutant:
Kenya is the land of oddity shocked


How imagine piercing the nails through his hands shocked

In Nigeria, Jafaru Mohamed, EFCC accountant general stole 10.9 billion out of 13 billion recovered loot.

What did we do to him?

I don't get. Person recover 13b and stole 10b am confused abeg. Which country did it happened
Car Talk / Re: Driving Experts, What Will You Do In This Situation? (pic) by jacoik(m): 1:24pm On Feb 19, 2022
izzou:
No gree for am angry

Don't swerve anything. The trailer would be forced to swerve. I hate being bullied angry

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u don mad finish ooooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha Jesu

1 Like

Crime / Re: Woman Arrested With Fake Naira Notes In Ogun Market by jacoik(m): 2:30pm On Feb 18, 2022
Walahi, I thought she is dead ooooo
deepwater:
Did u noticed that the deadmeatgriller has gone on self imposed exile since Tinubu gave that young hausa boy the media campaign job

the vulturegriller lost his mind!

he couldnt believe he has only been as.slicking people who never knew he existed at all!
Crime / Re: FCTA Clears Beggar Caught With N500,000, $100 Cash Of Wrongdoing by jacoik(m): 11:59am On Feb 18, 2022
ZendayaColeman:
Na Dem sabi.


I hear say one abokî reloot 10bn out of 13bn recovered in the ikoyigate....

Divide this shithóle asap
like seriously? Give me the link abeg
Politics / Re: Cocaine Trafficking: Abba Kyari Faces Life Imprisonment by jacoik(m): 3:41pm On Feb 16, 2022
Baawaa:
Which life imprisonment, send the criminal to US
which us. USA wey dem go just sentence him to just 10 years? Baba, make he do the life here abegggggg. U know say US prison is too fine and no mosquito there

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (of 90 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 50
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.