₦airaland Forum

DenreleDave:
The small thing u can't read and understand....


Where you see gas Them say petrol, you dey talk gas...


Hiannnnnn

mumu. What is fuel and what is gasoline

femijay8271:
I get one madam like dat for vi... She owns a very big restaurant Dis Ebun own na Small for dis woman side. Manager o, Accountant o, Security guards o, every damn person dey fear her just because she knows who is who in the society... But the day wey d tin do me and her Chai na accuse she accuse me of wetin I no do... Oooh, e be like say I smoke igbo that day , I Para like area boi for her ... D tin wey she just dey talk & shout na "U WAN BEAT ME, OYA COM BEAT ME" Security guard wey dey her door no even care if I comot madam teeth .... Her own don too much... But I later go beg her Sha in the next day and ever since then... All staff begin call me Madam husband

Me self con dey do like...

lolxxxxx hahahaha I be mumu. U come dey act oga now abi? Na me go use my hand give your sack letter

Zonefree:


How come the name of the candidates are not on ballot papers?

don't mind him

Beremx:
I am still watchful of my ceiling fan whenever I am sleeping especially when I put it to the highest. It’s not that the fixing is bad but my mind dey dey the fan.

Thank God for the family to have escaped the ordeal

is your mind rolling with the fan as well

Nonpartisan1:
The only Governor who attended his declaration today is only Governor Fintri of his adopted Adamawa home state.

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your blood. U mean he adopted the state?

Moferere:
This even looks finer than soludo g-wagon

aswear

If I follow una dey use this dispenser, na me go dey use my hand put water inside abeg. Open the dispenser, drop half cap of water care and open my tap and fetch my water EOD

Tinububalls:
Please pity her! She's dickmatised.

lolxxxxx hahahaha walahi u no well

Treasure17:
Absolutely. Very funny story but quite worrisome if it's true.

and what do you mean if it's true. So you want to believe Nigeria police? Am just disappointed at you this morning

Parachoko:
What did the rest of the Tricycle member do about this issue? Or they were just looking as 3 Touts decended on their member?

very valid question

Mooh247:
Ok then go and make his release faster with all this evidence


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lolxxxxx hahahaha o aswear guy u no well ooooo. Okay he should go and show efcc this pictures as evidence that obi no steal abi?

funshint:
You people will just talk without sense...do you two read at all?!

the thing sef tire me. Person no go read and he will be writing rubbish because China made them get cheap phone

Zonefree:
Tecno, Infinix and Itel are for people that are not serious with their life.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish ooooooo. Mennnnnn am dying here. Wait oooo, whereby released from quarantine? How can you be this wicked for saying such to a big tech like our own Tecno and sister

EastisBae:

I can't stop laughing at the mgbeke feeling funky. She won't sleep this night, and I hope she doesn't take it out on Obiano after that brain resetting slap Bianca gave her

obiano wey dey efcc now? Just wait, any moment from this morning dem go warm his beans and ogi for him

SmartProf:
So says someone who has no template of life and who looks forward to MC Oluomo as a Mentor. Learn from an intellectual leader who is committed to redefining how things are done in line with global best practices.

lolxxxxx hahahaha e be like say u know him well

SmartProf:
A committee will be set up to look into who slapped who. Like Russia, it's obvious Obiano's wife aggressively invaded Bianca (Ukraine)
What happened during the invasion was a nuclear slap from one mad end that uprooted the gele of the invader...the scoreline is still 1-0 but VAR is still confirming whether the goal stands, since it was scored with the hand (the hot slap).
The goodnews is that spectators didn't need to buy tickets to watch the valedictory fight, and NATO (Obiano) did not involve himself in the fight.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense, mennnnnn since I was born I never see person wey lost it like you!!!!! Lol hahahaha

EastisBae:
Olodo, she is a human being who was dehumanized by an animal but since you want to bring ethnicity into it, I will help you.

The animal is afonja true true but the lady IS NOT IGBO! Her name is Helen Onoja, definitely from the middle belt, probably Kogi State.

he is a fool you know. Replying him is just like giving him lea way you still misbehave

Blackfire:
Afonja beat ojukwu children in the East








Anyways I sell cow

coward.

Zonefree:
Damage control, we understand.


Na person wey no dey serious with em life go read that rubbish up there.

lolxxxxx hahahaha u almost got me. I don read like 5 paragraph, I said no let me get serious with my life because it doesn't worth reading

SmartProf:
Soludo would have employed Andy Uba as a cameraman to cover the event.

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your DNA

PrinceOfLagos:
They did yesterday

can you help me out Baba. What's their name let me know because am owning easy money and fairmoney

I wanted to jump and pass this long epistle, not until I went through about 3 paragraph, I said yes it worth reading. In fact my guy, you said it all. If God bless me one day, as an Igbo man, I will go into that fura de nono walahi

gistmega:
Pensioners are dying. Teachers are unpaid. The poor have no food and no means of survival. Their concentration is on a group of successful men who were given the widest open doors in life. This is disproportionate. Why should one be granted a house for representing a country? Every single Nigerian is representing the country in many ways. Where is the house for Fela? He also represented Nigeria. Where is the house for Wole Soyinka? Chimamanda, Wizkid? Let us stop this nonsense. someone has stolen cash to built craps for dead men.
Our athletes are hollow-minded.

Viju Wang Nianyong , a Chinese came to Nigeria to produce Viju milk. All Nigerians went gaga for it and turned the man into a $millionaire. If Amunike or Olise had established a tile manufacturing industry in Nigeria, they would have quadrupled their investments today and would frown upon accepting a mediocre kiosk from the government.
If Rashidi Yekini had invested in Car manufacturing, he would have been the Innoson of today and still be alive.

The Patel family came from India to Nigeria to make Royal salt in 1994. They didn't have a pint of the money that Augustine Egavoen had as a baller. But today, they can hire Egavoen.
Nigerians are not seeing opportunities. As soon as one makes a little change, he drinks, phucks and live extravagant lifestyle when he truly has nothing. Nigerians are bailing out while the foreigners are going to Nigeria to become $billionaires. Nigerians see complaints while others see opportunities.

The government is bad but foreigners are cashing out. Shine your eyes. Someone is getting rich making salt only. I know a Nigerian guy supplying charcoal in a particular country and he made it big. So many opportunities

fura de Noonoo has been a staple in the north for centuries. Up till now you can only get it by the roadside. Is there no one with a brain to package it and cash out?

Zobo is still a low-class drink till date.

In Canada, palm oil is sold in catchy bottle and taken like syrup. In Nigeria the oil kegs are eyesores.

In Cyprus, honey is packages in lovely containers but in Nigeria the original honey is sold in dirty gallons.

Dudu Osun packaging is still like Stella pomade.

Abacha is still sold in dirty wraps. What happened to branding?

Bole is still sold the same way my grandfather used to buy it, by the roadside. Beside a drain.

People are cashing out. Nigerians sit in wealth and expect you to go break your back for them to steal it or beg for it.

What stops a welder from teaming up with a mechanic to produce generators? And, Indians are producing for us to buy.
SMH

nurez305:
I'm on Eko discos and I get 35 unit for 1k, I don't really know why yours is different

35 unit for 1k for eko electricity? Guy drop me for my bus stop abeg am not going again

MichaelSokoto:
see wetin senseless Puut-in dey cause now!

na senseless put on say make u no fix your refinery?

alsudan:
screenshot the real one and show Nigerians, not this lame attempt at debunking.

lol you are a criminal for stealing what's in my mind.

And you didn't show us the thief

ogododo:
U suppose dey for one area near Ramat Park for Benin round about.

lolxxxxx hahahaha. If he dey that area wetin go happen to him, abi his tinubu go come there?

Tomek09:
I earlier opined that society and nature are sympathetic and lenient to female gender and some people thought I was chasing clout.

Even in interviews, job hunts and what-have-you, females are highly favoured and considered more than men.

Truly, penis is very useless

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo. Penis are useless but pussy can't do without it

[quote author= post=110935267]This too shall pass.

Our Club shall Overcome.

Keep the Blue Flag Flying Guys.

BLUES FOR LIFE. [/quote]all this shall pass? When we go 5 season without anything? I cried my eyes out last night when I hear the news. Do you know that this will demoralise the players? They won't commit 100% again!!!! It painful

Antoeni:
With This Suspension, How is He Going to become the Oba of Oshodi?

the thing sef dey wonder me ooo

What kind of stupid news is this. Is igboh drug or leaf? I bin think say na white drug ooooo not knowing it's our own natural igboh leaf wey dey calm nalves

sanpipita:
If there's any Nigerian politician I really wish he gets humiliated it's umahi, his arrogance is out of this world

I swear walahi.