₦airaland Forum

No 6 is no no. NEPA? Guy, are you okay?

Cheiiiiiiii, just watch as never do well of a people will come and attack you now

gozmok1:
PETER OBI WAS A GUEST OF BEREKETE FAMILY TODAY. BEREKETE IS AN ABUJA RADIO 101.1 FM PHONING PROGRAM ANCHORED BY A MAN WITH STUDIO NAME; ORDINARY PRESIDENT. TRUE TO THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM ANCHOR HE PETER OBI THE GUEST, TURNED TO AN ORDINARY PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA. BELOW ARE SOME OF OBI'S SOUND BITES WHICH CAUTH ME SHADING TEARS AND WEEPING FOR NIGERIA. I WONDER IS NIGERIA CAN AFFORD TO MISS PETER OBI'S PRESIDENCY.

1. It is a mark of irresponsibility that our children are at home and we are campaigning - Peter Obi

2. We bought our tickets at 40million/100 million. Can Nigerians demand from candidates their annual in come taxes - Peter Obi

3. Nigeria is chairing 18 billion dollars from oil revenue while Malaysia is making 50 billion dollars from Diaspora remittance - Peter Obi

4. By 2030 the whole world will be in dire need of computer engineers and health professionals to the tune of 10 million people and our children are wasting at home - Peter Obi

5.Kwamen Nkuruma University Ghana is the best university in Africa and one of the best 50 in the world in science and Technology study - Peter Obi

6. If I become the President education in primary and secondary schools will be free while Tertiary education will not be free - Peter Obi

7. My first three priority as President will be education, education and education - Peter Obi

8. I will invest and invest in education and export graduates and increase diaspora remittance from 20 billion dollars - Peter Obi

9. As Governor of Anambra State I paid all Corps members serving in schools 4,000 naira on 24th of every month as stipend - Peter Obi

10. As Governor I paid every citizen of Anambra above age of 70 and residing in rural area a stipend of 5,000 naira every month - Peter Obi

11. When I assumed office as Governor, I discovered the that Anambra State have governor's Lodge at Abuja. I renovated the building and donated it to United nations free of charge. It eliminated our cost of maintenance and till today UN has been supporting Anambra State Government - Peter Obi

12. You can fight insecurity in two ways, natural insecurity is fought by creating job and institutional insecurity will be fought with Technology - Peter Obi

13. There is nothing like security vote in our constitution. What we have is contingency vote which should be max 4% of expenditure - Peter Obi

14. As Governor they brought security vote of 12.5 billion for approval annually. From there I gave each primary school in the sate 5 million each, secondly school 10 million each and supported five school of nursing and midwifery to get accreditation. Gave about 500 first class graduates from Anambra each 1 million Naira. All cost the state 10 billion. The remaing 2.5 billion was used as security vote which covered payment of security personnel at communities, bought vehicles for 200 communities in Anambra - Peter Obi

15. To create jobs banks must be made to give certain percentage of loans to SMEs - Peter Obi

16. I have a 28 years old son who works in UK and he has no car. He has to earn and buy himself a car - Peter Obi

17. My 30 years old daughter is a teacher in a secondary school and she is happy doing her work - Peter Obi

18. Throughout my 8 years as Governor, nobody of Obi family served in my government. I was the one elected and none of them. I take all responsibility of governance - Peter Obi

19. If as President, I don't steal, my wife and children don't steal, Corruption would have been cut by 50% - Peter Obi

20. The youths you neglect today will take a revenge on you tomorrow. #TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY# - Peter Obi. etc etc etc.

Eastlink:
Clownish ASUU. Dudes have killed every form of sympathy Nigerians have for them. It appears strikes is another way of collecting their share from Government every year. No sympathy for students at home anymore.

ASUU should be disbanded or register as a political party.

because they are demanding for what is legitimate ehhhhh? The way people react sometimes baffle me

Bluntguy:
Is he owing ASUU? Is he Buhari?

stop talking rubbish and read the news

Mooh247:



The day a Man would throw his boxers on a female Musician like Tiwa savage, Yemi Alade or DJ cuppy

That day Una go Sabi say life no balance.... From beating by bouncers , soldiers and Mopol to sexual assualt and rape allegations by feminist


.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear down

Mrkumareze:
There are questions children don't ask, so be calm. When you become an adult, your elders can put you through.

very apt reply. One bottle of schnapp for you

MrBrownJay1:
for the "gods" of drunken stupor, to stay away.

don't ever insult our ancestors. Can you do that to your Abraham and your Isaac?

lightskinnigga:
this crack head would definitely fail the test

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your blood. You mean lighter is always with him? Mennnnnn am done with you!!! Lol

*Let's Ponder Over This Confusion!!!*

✓ _A 14 year-old cannot be admitted into university to study, but a 13 year-old can be married._

✓ _A school certificate holder cannot become a director in the civil service, but a school certificate holder can become president of the entire country._

✓ _The country is among the major oil producing countries in the world, but it imports the fuel it consume._

✓ _The country has the highest number of foreign doctors in the UK and USA, but its leaders travel abroad for their medical needs._

✓ _The country shoots armless protesters, but hold peace parleys with bandits._

✓ _The country rehabilitates terrorists, but their victims lavish in refugee camps_ .

✓ _UAE and Qatar are deserts converted to paradise.Nigeria is paradise converted to hell._

... _Let each of us ponder over this, think well before making a befitting decision on political issues consequential to self as 2023 Election draws close!!!_

*Let's Ponder Over This Confusion!!!*

✓ _A 14 year-old cannot be admitted into university to study, but a 13 year-old can be married._

✓ _A school certificate holder cannot become a director in the civil service, but a school certificate holder can become president of the entire country._

✓ _The country is among the major oil producing countries in the world, but it imports the fuel it consume._

✓ _The country has the highest number of foreign doctors in the UK and USA, but its leaders travel abroad for their medical needs._

✓ _The country shoots armless protesters, but hold peace parleys with bandits._

✓ _The country rehabilitates terrorists, but their victims lavish in refugee camps_ .

✓ _UAE and Qatar are deserts converted to paradise.Nigeria is paradise converted to hell._

... _Let each of us ponder over this, think well before making a befitting decision on political issues consequential to self as 2023 Election draws close!!!_

And nobody in the neighborhood can bring him down with just one bullet?

Albert0011:


This reminds me of one guy in my area way back then.
We do call him Anini...that guy can steal anything he lays his on.
There was a time the police got tired of arresting him .

The guy Will break into ur apartment, he will steal ur valuables, he will even eat ur pot of soup if u have any and even sweep the sand in ur room.

He makes sure he empties ur room before stepping out.

pinkPUSSY:
Druggie is Finished !!

Buhari has finally nailed him using NDLEA

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear wickedness run in your blood. And where you killed it is that you didn't call name ooooo. Who in this world is druggie

ChoCho54:
Wow! Nice one.

thanks

In 1951 a politician bought a horse for a race at £50,000

The seller agreed to deliver the horse and the next day.

In the morning, he drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The horse is dead."

The politician replied: "Well, just give me my money back then."

The seller said: "Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it."

The politician said: "OK, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked: "What are you going to do with it?"

The politician said: "I’m going to raffle it off to the people as a speed horse that can win the race"

The seller responded: "You can’t raffle a dead horse."

Politician replied: "Sure, I can. Just watch me. You don't know the people, l will post wonderful pictures of a horse, I just won’t tell anybody it's dead. I will market it with propaganda and present him as capable of chasing criminals away"

A month later, the seller met up with politician and asked: "What happened with that dead horse?"

Politician replied: "I raffled it off. I sold 1million tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £2m

The seller was dazed and asked: "Didn’t anyone complain?"

Politician said: "Just the guy who won. I told him the horse died on our way to deliver. So, I gave him back his £2 with apology. I told him l have refunded everyone. He consoled me and told me to keep it up that am a good man.’ That after all I have suffered (a lot of loss). He prayed for me and called on God to bless me. Telling me that the country needs honest people like me to come and run for office".

*LESSON*

*The political raffle ticket sellers are back about to sell to us another dead horse in 2023*

Shine your eyes.

Just watch as they attack you with ballistic missile now

Asgard73:
One thing about Lagos Yoruba government is their propaganda and deceit

Especially during elections

They will always come up with one project every election to deceive the gullibles and you see their paid urchins go Gaga ..
then immediately after election .. both the noise about the project and the project disappears

Fashola .. lekki free trade zone and lekki airport , mono rail and all bla’s

Today all Na wash..

Ambode .. BRT, Epe, fourth mainland bridge , bla’s
Today all Na wash..

Sanwo-Olu.. fourth mainland .. electric rail..
By 2024
Nobody will remember all this media hype till another election .. who knows what next.

Anyways is none of my business

Just how this humans scam themselves .. remember back in days .. Eko peninsula abi whatever

Fashola will grow old and die. Still that project will Remain a project ..

But Dangote .. refinary a private one .. is kicking up within 7 years in that same Lagos

Say Na Lagos state get that project .. Na for stories and media propaganda..

Lagos state government Na very large scam.

Tinubu is a bloody criminal.

valdes00:
I dnt knw how some people dey take enter marriage when they lack balls... Imagine a grown adult asking strangers for clue on hw to eject someone from his ouse..
I am sure its his wife paying the rents, so sure...

Even my brother no fit do anyhw, talk more of brother in law...

you have said it all my brother. May our ancestors bless you more

Mandate2023:
I use to have a friend that works as an environment officer in kosofe local government, area office oworo.....he told me d day dey went to that house to treat a complain and drop notice that dis man entered there office and asked for who came to his house and no 1 could say anything, he tore d notice and threw it on them telling them dey were lucky he did not meet them when dey came.......d HOD of d department went and report d case to d council chairman and d chairman said dey should let d state handle him that he does not have akindele wahala......u can imagine, dis guy had a running battle during Obasanjo tenure, his a drug baon

one thing I know is that he doesn't have two heads but one. One day he will meet his Waterloo, it either he die misteriously or one of his tenant wey don spoke expired weed will stab him to death. Nothing last forever

They will still attack you with this fact bro. Bunch of never do well sort of people

foryourmindlol:
Yeah, he setup bank accounts for his children after building tens of millions of dollars he inherited from his parents into hundreds of millions of dollars.

I don't think you understand what my above statement. Let me break it down for you:


While Tinubu, Buhari and co were plummeting Nigeria's resources and allowing foreign Fulani bandits to kill Nigerians while unleashing python and gorilla on innocent ENDSARS protesters, Peter Obi wasn't so sure of the stability of Nigeria so he moved some of his money to another country where it is safe for his children. All his businesses are still in Nigeria including Fidelity Bank, Next Stores, Hero Beer.

Now tell me which law that bans a human being from moving his hard-earned government-taxed money to another of his bank account in another country?


While at it, tell me why EFCC has not arrested or persecuted him if they find any wrongdoing and since he's in opposition part unlike Tinubu and co?

Bonus: Peter Obi is the only human being in the history of leadership that banned people from referring to him as Gov., Dr, etc. State media called him "Mr. Peter Obi."

For those saying he's not tough. His mandate was stolen twice. First by Ngige of PDP. Obi went to court for 3 years and defeated him despite being from unknown minority APGA while Ngige was from Federal ruling PDP.

Again Obi was mischievously "impeached" for basically not sharing money and his Deputy installed. He went to court, won again and continued his tenure. That's why Anambra election holds in different year apart from other state elections. He was the first ever person to remove a sitting governor via court in Nigeria. People thought it was impossible then.

SmartProf:
U will be the first aspirant to make part payment. Since the price of the form is taller than you, it may be better for you to go to the APC national chairman's office and ask him what his last price is. With his height, APC can sell him the form for N50m under the category of people with disability.

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your DNA. You mean this thing is disabled? Am done!!!

alsudan:
No be disabled you be(dwarf). APC promised to sell the forms for halve the price for people in that category.

Only in Nigeria will Universities be on strike for close to 3 months and you see the Minister of Labour declaring for Presidency, instead of apologizing to Nigerians and resigning.

lolxxxxx hahahaha the silly man is half engine. He have the gut to talk down on Peter Obi

akeem0706514:
She was divorced from her first husband and you put head abi...who knows if you're not eating her when she was still with her first husband..you never see anything the cane wey beat first husband na in them take beat you so..let's wait and see what happens to mr Fahad (the third husband).
Karma na mathematics teacher elder brother with water cane.

lolxxxxx hahahaha hahahaha my brother, you said it well. I no just know why I love karma so much

Massiveglory:
Our beloved Pmb is far better than this one. This is why we say never again to any ancestor trying to be president. Let him go and rest. It is time to rest. Jagaban go and rest.

walahi

Sweetplum:
I meant pubic hair. Na typo error.
And why you call crowd ontop my head say I do typo?
It be like say you wan make I reason your matter like the way seniors dey bully juniors in secondary school. You go see weeen!

lolxxxxx hahahaha you asked why he called croud on top your head? Me wey wan be call ancestors and council of elders sef lol

Lolxxxxx hahahaha and your name is what again? Enemy of what?

Enemyofpeace:
In my secondary school days, people who sat at the back seats were known as "Council of Elders"

Most of them were older than secondary school age. They had children at home

When the teacher is teaching in class, they will be doing back up voice at the back. They also steal notes and people's textbooks alot

Even when they make noise, you dare not put their names in the list of noise makers , else you go collect

I remember when I added one of them to the list of noise makers, the eyes he used in looking at me eh, I had to remove his name immediately so that I could go home in peace and not in pieces.

Asianjollof007:
Nigeria is the weapon fashioned against me.

lolxxxxx hahahaha that means it will not prosper

[quote author=FuckDModz post=111796679]Google is your friend. Don't be a mentally lazy bastard. [/quote uncultured child. Because you have access to internet that's why you can talk to people anyhow.

FuckDModz:
Google is your friend. Don't be a mentally lazy bastard.

fool

FuckDModz:
Yoruba thugs hustling for Easter money.

Now, what do they do with this money?

Olosho and Erujeje.

what's erujeje please?

kinzation:
I just hope they gave the man "the lion share "

lolxxxxx hahahaha wickedness run in your blood. Person killed lion by himself and you want them to give him lion share? Instead of you to say elephant share, you are there canvasing lion share? Cheiiiiiiii!!!!

This is what we the Igbos call ogbuagu, not those fake ogbuagu as tittle

LordviccoDaGuru:
You're right sir, APC will rule Nigeria till the second coming of Christ hungry wailers will soon come here and quote me, the good policies will never be forgotten You are the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria. If you will contest again we'll still vote for you, ur best is not yet done we need u again in 2023 we need APC Nigerians need Buhari to survive and to go forward in life.

hhhhhhhh if truly that blood money works, I for like to use your head for the ritual wahahi

MadamVanessa:



Victor Ikpeba should've respected his age and himself.

The way and Manner he talks was as if Victor Osimhen deliberately took that bicycle kick. To me , there's no way Osimhen could have kick the ball more than that, the situation at that moment demanded that style.

and if he had scored the goal na the same silly ikpeba go still praise him