₦airaland Forum

nairalee:
That was when he was still sharp not now that he's saying let's draft 1 million soldiers into the Nigerian army and feed them with agbado

Back then he positioned himself to wealth leading him to become one of the richest men in Nigeria. That one no do am. Now he's planning to restructure things to make him one of the richest blacks in the workf.

Nigerians be wise!

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear guy u dey mad ooooo. U say he say let draft 1m soldiers and feed them with what? Lolxxxxx hahahaha Omo I don die here

vinceyinnovation:
Jamb Pls add this one:

Abba Kyari University of Hushpuppi

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u don mad finish ooooooo lolxxxxx. Jesus. Mennnn people full this corntree oooo which one is abba kyaria university again guy

chatinent:
If the matter concern iyana paja to orile, call me.

My hand don commot.

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lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u no get sense oooo

Either he sign or not, you t shirt I'll still change nothing

What's this one saying

BItt:
hey i think different and i am going to say the reason why that woman is pissed wasn't entirely captured in that video.
You provoked her then recorded her actions so that you'll appear to be a saint and the victim.


i know how it works so i am not gonna fall for the video tricks

Lolxxxxx hahahaha I love old people and been around them is always fun. But the trouble ones are no no like this one now

Freestainworld:
Taking care of the old is not easy, I have a Grandma who is 108yrs and still looking strong, but the only problem is that she will sleep in all the rooms in the house, when you confront her, she will tell you that her enemies want to kill her the other place she slept last night, and she can quarrel like hell, but we the grandchildren always end up laughing at her behaviour, at a time, she stopped sleeping in our own house, and told us that our neighbours house was safer, infact the whole neighbourhood know knows her, each time they come around, they start laughing, that is old age for you.

officialwdhtv:
If u listen carefully, there was a part the caregiver mentioned that she is recording and would show the video to the woman's daughter. She was employed by the old woman's daughter to take care of her and she turned out to be a pain in the a*s

And yeah, i think she definitely has some mental issues or she got "the old people syndrome" that makes them to just get angry at anything lol

honestly this black lady coolness too much. Can you imagine the old woman spitting on her? Even if she has mental problem, one small slap would have reset her a bit. Can you imagine. A she make her mental?

Just relax and watch as some folks attack you from all angle

Penguin2:
Which ancestors?

Is it Awolowo that failed to become president during his lifetime that would make Tinubu president?

Or is it Abiola who also failed woefully that would make Tinubu president from the land of the dead?

How can they give what they do not have?

It is actually pathetic that history will repeat itself with Tinubu. That despite his servitude to the north, he would end up pissing on himself and relegated to political dustbin.

Already, Tinubu is already demonstrating too much influence within the APC that would only make his antagonists get fiercer and crush him totally.

Or does he think all these display of street credibility would make Buni, Malami, Bagudu and Badaru cave in?

Onye ala!

NaijaMutant:
Kenya is the land of oddity


How imagine piercing the nails through his hands

In Nigeria, Jafaru Mohamed, EFCC accountant general stole 10.9 billion out of 13 billion recovered loot.

What did we do to him?

I don't get. Person recover 13b and stole 10b am confused abeg. Which country did it happened

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No gree for am

Don't swerve anything. The trailer would be forced to swerve. I hate being bullied

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lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear u don mad finish ooooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha Jesu

Walahi, I thought she is dead ooooo

deepwater:
Did u noticed that the deadmeatgriller has gone on self imposed exile since Tinubu gave that young hausa boy the media campaign job

the vulturegriller lost his mind!

he couldnt believe he has only been as.slicking people who never knew he existed at all!

ZendayaColeman:
Na Dem sabi.


I hear say one abokî reloot 10bn out of 13bn recovered in the ikoyigate....

Divide this shithóle asap

like seriously? Give me the link abeg

Baawaa:
Which life imprisonment, send the criminal to US

which us. USA wey dem go just sentence him to just 10 years? Baba, make he do the life here abegggggg. U know say US prison is too fine and no mosquito there

I can bet the last kobo in my account that nothing will ever happen to this guy man(kyria). Where is Ibrahim magu of this world after damming information.

Eben91:
I prefer drinking raw eggs, sometimes if I buy 3 eggs that I will fry with noodles, before boiling the noodles I don drink 2 eggs come use only one egg for the noodles

you are ready wired

APOPTOSIS:
We were just unlucky at AFCON.
At some point, Nigeria became the nidus of the entire AFCON...
Little did we know a Home call was put through asking us to return home. They knew we outplayed Egypt in all ramifications.

lolxxxxx hahahaha a home call? That is their should return home so that we can fix it together?

Armaggedon:
Oil was not first discovered in oloibiri in present Bayelsa, it was first discovered in a town called Iho, dimeze in present Ikeduru LGA of IMO in 1937. Almost 20yrs before Oloibiri.

am from IMO state but Google can't support this your claim

Talkwisdom:
This country sha

Sometimes i wonder if Nigerians are really from this planet.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear I share your view. We are talking about bad governance and these two fools are here disturbing us

And you censored his face? Then how do you expect us to help you if there should be a jail break tomorrow. How do we catch him since his face has been censored

Hisbah21:
sincerely speaking some politicians suppose to be in mental house. someone that does nothing in almost 6 years is in hurry to develop Nigeria. Lawan you need serious checkup. i mean like urgent

lolxxxxx hahahaha and the most annoying path is that some wards iin yaba left are empty oooo

slimfit1:
Suddenly, he is the President spokes man.

lolxxxxx hahahaha Femi and garuba don delegate that post to him. Yeye dey smell

DEROX:
wickedness of a flat headed igbo man � these people sf
igbo man tueh

am not an Igbo man but may you die a miserable death for this your stupid comment. When oshiomole did his own and tell the woman to go and die what did you say? Instead of you to condemn what the stupid commissioner did, you are there vomiting hate tribe

MadeINchenzen2:
Guys, Let me tell you what man-power does to your body... it increases blood flow to your penis and increases your blood pressure as well as your heart beat... men suffers heart attack from this and die when they don't get CPR to jump start the heart again!!!


Educate your partner on how to do proper CPR, just incase, if it happens, nobody dies !!!

what is cpr

joyandfaith:
If state like lagos being centre of excellence cannot introduce effective park management system and remove agberos from parks and roads we are doomed as a nation. Oyo State is using PMS now and I think motorists prefer that, though not perfect. It is a shame on Tinubu and his goons.

but agbero is still in oyo na. Didn't you hear their fight last week?

Cantonese:
Was that a fake doctor? Many of them prowl around everywhere. Someone has to take up this case and follow it up to the logical conclusion.

that's the girl's father

DesChyko:
It's well known that hijabs are Islamic paraphernalia. That's a Baptist school. It's even not allowed in many private schools. But that's by the way.

Do the Christians attending the baptist school wear scarves to school? Let's begin from there.

good question and I believe the school have uniform and rules that guide them

SportsHD:

Those cops are bastards. Please don't return the phone. It's an Android phone, once you flash it and erase the information, it can't never be tracked. He used 3k to give away his phone.
Even iphone 13 wey we pay 40k for to track, the police couldn't track it, not to talk of useless android.

Just dump his sim into the nearest river or dusbin.

If you try and return it, he can rope you and arrest you. Person wey wan extort you for nothing before. He would now have all the power to arrest you if you dare return that phone.

He probably siezed it from an innocent who couldn't pay his bail on something the innocent didn't do.

Then, sell the phone off or you can start using it. You are safe.

By the way, check if he has a Facebook page, I'll dm you now. I need his Facebook name/details/contact information and where he stays.
Most of those bagas put that on their Facebook page.

Most of the people that are telling you to return it haven't been extorted by the police before, they don't know what it's like to be accused and robbed for something you didn't do.

may our ancestors bless you more for this. It's only those who haven't encountered these useless people dey tell op to return. As for me, even if I don't want to use it, I will just set it on fire

I believe this man will supersede every governor Lagos have ever had. I just wish he do more in his second term

Penguin2:
They will kill the bill.

If History was taught in schools, I’m sure Tinubu urchins wouldn’t have voted for Buhari in 2015 because they would known his history.

I had the opportunity to study History during my Secondary School days because I attended a Catholic private school which didn’t give a fork about Nigeria’s stupidity.

It was where I learned about Usman Danfodio being an itinerant preacher from Futa Jalon; and that before Danfodio’s Jihad, Hausas were ruled by Sarkins which Danfodio replaced with Emirs.

Many more I can’t mention here.

One day, all Emirs in the north will be deposed and northerners will only be ruled by Sarkins who must true Hausas and no Fulani shall ever climb the stool.

I also asked if the teacher will teach the kids how Nigeria/Biafra war was fought and what caused it, how Sunday igboho house was invaded

I hope the teacher will be able to teach the about Nigeria/ Biafra war and what caused the fight. I hope also the kids will be teach how DSS invaded Sunday igbohos house and many killed, also how military invaded kanu house and killed many while kanu ran away.

BKayy:
It's like this one want to collect her own imprisonment by mistake.
Hmmm, na small thing dey vex Ned oh.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish ooooooo. U say he wan collect her own imprisonment by mistake? Lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear I don die here

NOETHNICITY:
Reason I detest fat girls so much.... She said she wanted Shawarma. We got to the shawarma spot in Ikeja GRA. She requested for a shawarma with 3 hotdogs and a big bottle of Pepsi.I was like, mehn you want to kill yourself? Before the next few hours she started complaining of being hungry. Took her to hubmart restaurant and she downloaded a large plate of spag and turkey and another bottle of Pepsi. Immediately I completely lost interest in everything

lolxxxxx hahahaha and what if the money u spent, u let it go without paying back?