₦airaland Forum

babyfaceafrica:
The good wives are not yet born

lolzzz my own wife is an angel God sent to be with me ooo

yomi007k:


Hell is empty, all the devils are here.

seriously my brother

Op please where is your office because I need you to change these yourself for me abeg. You can email me on ugoezeik@gmail.com or ugoezeik@yahoo.com.

but sir i have done the formal old one when i bought my vehicle newly about 6 months ago. now this new one with capturing, i tried login in after providing my details but it still demand login id. how do i go about the login id. i will appreciate your quick respond as i want to go for it this morning saturday. thanks

EHMIR:
I sold my fathers cow to buy her iphone7,am i normal

very very normal my brother. Oya tell mama biliki to give u orijin

Opharhe:
Fayose baba. Talk na do Governor.
Carry go. We dey your side.

talknado ke. U know that hotel for Orlu in?

Marvel1206:
The 3rd picture tho... Na the bullet remove im clothe and trouser

too much American movies don disturb u plenty

Bbklopsy:
its one of d best, over 6000km or 8-10mnth but u must use a good filter

pls what kind filter do you recommend I use because right now am using mobile1 on my ml350

Is mobile1 the best oil? And how often can I change my Mercedes ml

No matter wetin u do to criminals dem no dey for for country. Omonile is that criminals

Cherishing:
The man in the second pics be Lyk

lol u kill it all. pls wetin dem dey call this tin sef bcus I know say ibo dey callam ogongolo

please my good people I need one of this cars in the next one week and wouldn't want to make a wrong choice. what's the pros and cos of this cars and it fuel consumption as well. thanks my good people

farolee:
They force u stay force lagos

lol I don move since, me wey dey Gambia since

so? wetin u wan make we do den? is it not what he is elected to do? why he no fit go okoko, ajamgbadi, iyanasashi and co. to do his good work ehh. imagine Lagos badagry expressway, for almost 8yrs Lagos state government took up the project without completion. imagine what people go through on that axis. mtcheww

no wonder I was calling his line that but he wasn't picking, so na dis party he attended. E money abeg this is me ur uncle younger brothers son wey just come Malaysia. pls my wedding, school graduation and my younger sisters wedding is next month abeg. no forget

Yomieluv:
Lol..this made me remember my brother's mechanic, he turned my brother to mobile ATM..I havent seen where a mechanic calls to wish his customers happy weekend..

It got to a point,my brother stopped picking his call,because anytime he picks his call,his car would develop fault..

It was the mechanic,who bought the car as scrap..

My advice,buy a good car,once it starts having complicated issues,sell it.

and who will you sell it to, to other gullible Nigerians right? best option is when your car start having fault burn it

wellmax:
Since money is not your problem. Go get all three. Call your center "money no be problem cyber cafe"

lolhahaha chisos!!!! ppl dey for dis con3 sha. but guy u well so?

SincereBigot:
first and foremost, you will have to start by blaming buhari first for this situation we are in.

secondly, I suggest that you go with the solar power and inverter.. I can't be typing or using the computer alongside the terrible noise that emanates from a generator set.

thirdly, I still suggest you blame buhari

lol jahahaha I swear bigot u no well. wen dem release u from quarantine center sef

emmchi:
Biology na cast...I once ask my teacher if a woman can get pregnant from eating on the same plate with her husband.

The subject just dull me

lolhahaha I swear guy u dey mentalllll!!! lol.

sinistermind:
Why must u kill the snake? I wouldn't mind keeping it as a pet

keeping what as a pet, guy r u for real

lielbree:
Pls keep quite if u have nothing reasonable to say

Talking of football when Nigerian can no longer afford basic transportation

Mr basic transportation, why not channel to problem to appropriate authority and leave us with our football headache. pack well my friend!

GudluckIBB:
Baldadash

In Ese Oruru's voice!

lolhahaha I swear guy u dey madddd!!! but that small gal abi English language ooo

lielbree:

Fuel is 150 in PH pump price!!

Please how much is fuel in your area?

is that what this thread is for ? if I give u a dirty slap now ehh u go forget ur name

someone should pls tell me what to do with this news when I have spent almost 24hrs on fuel queue , those this senators know that something like fuel scarcity dey d land? God pls answer d prayer of d poor Nigerians by killing those senators and president

SUPERPACK:
Jonathan has finished this country finally.

Jonathan again? crying very loud here!!! seun pls can u ban this man till 2019 abeg!!!! I have heard n seen enough in this nairaland walahi!!! gods of our ancestors have u seen another person accusing jona of crime he know nothing about? hhhh

its only d motor boy that died, d 3 other ppl escape it

bilal4riid:
Bt mind you yellow is not as literate as any body on nairaland, to talk abt legal consent age plus down here in North legal consent is determined by physical capability of a girl not by age!

bro tell me, is that not d reason why some of our brothers from that side are so primitive ? that's why in this new age, what government can do best for them is to educate them through western education which some of them always kick against.

postmann:
I'm sorry to be late to this thread.

Truth is marriage is too sacred to be interfered with by some godless scholars. Who the hell is a judge or magistrate or whatever to pronounce anyone married or divorced? GOD is the owner, originator of marriage, not man. And we are to abide by GOD's standard in marriage. When man attempt to fix issues he never originated by his own knowledge and understanding, he only complicate it further and prove he isn't truly wise.

Even priests have no scriptural backing to join anyone in matrimony. They can only bless a marriage.

An unmarried girl belongs to her father. And he only can give her out in marriage with his blessings to any man she chooses. His role is to advice and counsel her before she makes her choice and after.

Children belong more to their fathers even in divorce. They trace their lineage through their father and therein lies their inheritance and identity.

Since man-made, carnal institutions have poked their noses into marriage, divorce is rampant and most times for flimsy reasons.
I pity the soul of any judge who has ever dissolved a marriage save for adultery. On issues of threat to life, I believe the appropriate response is separation, and not outright divorce.

Still, I believe a judge should have no powers dissolving any marriage. Such an institution is too sacred for his carnal mind to meddle into.

Traditional marriage is the most spiritual and significant. There you abide by custom and pay every dues to the bride's parents and relative. Then you would have settled both man and spirit.

But she's not a property oooo!

So smart men will never in the first place trust their marital covenant to be based and supervised by some spiritually hollow intellectuals, A.K.A wise-fools.

if only nairalanders can reason like u den dis contri go b a beta place for us

HungerBAD:
Beans returned?

No wahala.

They should be sent to OAU IFE. The students there should be in the Guinness Books of World Records for Beans eating.

lolhahaha I swear guy u dey madddd!!! in fact 3 create of orijin for u

and he said d mother is aware? I think 70 percent of d blame should go to d woman. she expose her daughter to this which her husband said already d day he chased her out of d house to go n look for his daughter . on d other note, Mr yellow is so deceitful for doing a 14yrs this, of which he quite know that d little girl can easily be deceive with little word. I rest my case here

opeyemiieblog:
pele tie

wicked soul

tit:
lone car accident?
must have rolled over multiple times.
travelling at over 100 mph.
Was cruise control on?
driver may have dozed off with cruise control on.

no vex, wetin b cruise control. enlighten me d illiterate abeg