₦airaland Forum

damton:
I thought they were at loggerheads

u no c say dem two heads long?

LilSmith55:
I don return 3 Billion Naira

if I slap y with my two hands ehhh u go fget ur name

7footre:
Lmao! That's story for another day man. Do the needful

what's d needful

7footre:
I no be gay, I for close eyes collect them! 7 bottles of orijin should suffice thou

alcohol isn't good to ur health, so flee thy from it n ur life will b well. so says d holly book

datguru:
Gmail.com

is that d culprit name?

7footre:
I'm not married, but even I know that a woman of character is worth more than all the gold in timbuktu

I swear if to say u b woman I for blow u 7 hot kisses

Kingsasian:
I can't live with someone I don't love so I prefer no.1. I know how to tame a woman with a bad character

bro I don't think u can tame a woman with bad character guy, bible says its better for u to live in a forest with wild animals than stay with a bad wife. I think with time u gato love this one with character . it once happened to me

Drniyi4u:
Since its only for married folks, I'll wait for their comment

that's y I slap ppl anyhow. since u know u will wait then y did u comment

krall69:
JJ okocha

ancestors must b crazy if not how could u find us way in my dear nairaland. pls is that man my darling JJ?

so long as naija is concern, this man will go free. I bet my galfrnd for that

soleexx:
Ha

By the way when will Nigeria Lunch its AirStrike on Syria

is this d matter on d ground? if I slap u now u go fget say ur name na solex abi so sex

I was told d case has been shifted till January 18

I saw them toward oshodi oke traffic this afternoon. so them dey come

maybe d vehicle they suppose with no get fuel and u no expect them to trek to d court just because of just common building collapse

it could be that iyanoba/ mile2 holdup dey delay dem, u know say those two road are dreaded even on election day

TrapLORD:
This guy will soon run for an election. Quote me anywhere

lolhahaha u be ediot I swear lolhahaha

all this numbers wey dey here ehhh, if na poris man or woman go pikam wen I call den forgerit, unless na navy, army, boys brigade, civil defence or civil servants go pikam then will I believe them. as for poris ??

Realhommie:
It's story for d gods.... Hehehehe

lolhahaha I swear u dey madddddd!!!!! but u no well ooo

SmartMugu:
And who is in charge of the provided hotlines? Nigerian Police? If so, why would anyone report Nigerian police to Nigerian police when nobody trusts Nigerian police?

if to say u dey close I for dash u my small sister

Himmaculate:
Just accept the fact that God is Dead, and Science killed it.

I just pray the living GOD to have mercy on ur soul because u are lost!!! may the blood of the one who died on the Calvary wash away ur sins amen

in conclusion pls!!! what should I do with this now. when d natural things Baba God created to occur on it appointed time human don turn upside down . I dey watch una one by one

MusaIbrahim1:
The girl doing the fanning is probably there to learn work from the saloon owner, how does the lady know that there will be no light and fan at the saloon? The owner is probably using one of the girls learning the job to satisfy her customer or teaching her how to be humble and down to earth.. ... At the end its still wrong...

oya turn ur head n receive sence

seunmsg:
Saraki: Remi, make we dance now

Remi: na you and who? You this usurper, If I waya you hot slap ehn, even Dino go follow you cry.

lolhahaha I swear guy u r madddd!!! y u wickedness like dis na

honestly I don't know what to say noe, weda make I suppose UK abi naija

hardywaltz:
Nnamdi Kanu is dat u?

Nnamdi KANU again? guy u no dey taya?

agohmamuda:
I KNEW I WILL GET THESE KIND OF RESPONSES THAT WHY I SAID, I WILL NOT GET TIRED.

lol u no well

agohmamuda:
Well done bro. As from now if I see a piece of paper on the flow, or ground I will pick it up and drop it inside a waste bin. I won't get tired. Never.

lolhahaha be ready to go round Lagos because u go pick tire. even ur street ppl go think say them just release u from yabaleft

holyFRED:
My question iss this: How does this affect an average Nigerian or poor Nigerian?

Is it's services free or very cheap for the masses,if
yes,then God bless him but if No,

You see those dignitaries there,only them kids can go to these hospitals so what is the point?

OP pls post better stuffs or better still,modify the topic to read 'Launching of world class hospitals for rich kids'
Sounds better

Some idiots be quoting me and saying trash.

Now let me ask you,can a 'poor woman' have access to these facilities?
Can a currently jobless nurse with a 'fail' certificate work here as a nurse?

My answer is NO

Some Nigerians don't just want to upgrade their thinking faculty.

Rather than employ a doctor with a fail or unsatisfactory result in this 'world class' hospital as the OP called it,i bet you they would employ a doctor with a pass(who already has a job) and pay him based on hours.

We shouldn't be too naive to think at times and for those who quoted me and said trash because Seun created the quote button,i don't know what to say to you all.

I'm still waiting for that time when we would have money to buy our own food rather than hope on the government to give us food.

honestly it pain me that majority of we Nigeria youths don't think and reason like u!!! my brother u have said it all and anybody will quote u ehhh, don't worry I will send amadioha after him

baby124:
Guy didn't believe his friend will stab him. A coward comes to a fist fight with a weapon. Now he will be regretting his life. Before he comes out of the mess he just put himself in. His friend hailing him would also be arrested. They all wasted their lives over something I am sure is completely useless

but bro shey dem arrest d staber? not funny

LiveFromNaija1:
It'll be nice if you guys can air your views without insulting each other, you all have the right to air your views.



Hello Lalasticlala Afam4eva OAM4J

I swear if u put sand sand in this two ppl again I will give u a dirty slap u will never forget in generation to come. don't u see we are enjoying d show? seun pls ban this man and send me ur bank acct.

cosmatika:
This is a speech he made to the Queen of England, "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible
ministers and members of parliament,
invented Guests, ladies under
gentlemen. I hereby thank you
completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also
what he has done for me and my fellow
Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And
we are fed up completely:And also very
thanks to you keenly open up from all
windows: so that those plenty climates
can come into lunch. But before I go
back to my country with a plane from
the Entebbe airport of London I wish to
invitation you Mr. Queen, to become
home to Uganda so that we can also
revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up
your stomach and walk with difficult
because of full stomach completely.
Even when you want to rest at night; I
will make sure that you sleep on top of
me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the
gravity of fresh air.
"But now am sorry because I have to
tell you that I have made a shortcall on
you only. But next time I shall make a
long call on you to last the whole moon
completely. Thank you very much to
allow me to UnCloth you completely
before these extinguished ladies
undergentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play
our international anthem of the republic
of Uganda and also the British
international anthem..Your majesty sir, I
thank you from the bottom of my heart
and from thebottoms of all the people
of Uganda .
With this few words I thank you Sir."

lolhahaha u really made my brain submasort. but pls shey na bro amin say this?

obum88:
B00hari is working

if I give u one dirty slap now ur name go chanji from obum to bombom