₦airaland Forum

Kondomatic:
We need Trump in this country

lolhahahaha bro u killed it all. I swear we need that american man in this obodo naija walahi

so what should we do now, to go n repair it? mama Nkechi pls give me 3 bottles of palmwine abeg

hope say no b man b d cause of dis troublem oooo. but wait ooo, y nose n not breast. d gal sef ehhh. I go lyk av her as my galfrnd walahi

irunooboo:
[size=13pt] I sleep outside at night without wearing pant and bra so breeze can flow in and out of every hole. The heat can make the blood dry. I pity men with Big dicks in this weather. Their dick and epon region will ooZE so terribly when one wants to give them a BJ because of the crazy heat[/size]

lolhahaha I swear to ancestors u av killed me this mng. girl u dey mad ooooo. c as I dey lafff as if doctor just discharge me from yabaleft

aylagos:
Since you are not proud of your so call School, you guys decerve not to see your results for life. Imagine a school you said you are attending and you can not tell us the name.

lolhahaha guy u wicked I swear!!! but wait oooo, did this op snatched ur galfrnd or once attempted to poison u?

mencade5:
Here we are.

Igbo hoes! We also have yoruba hoes too, even in their husbands house they will stick find time to fvck other men.


And these two so called majority tribes including the hausas are the ones destroying the image of this country.

In asia igbos are denting our image.
In europe...especially uk yorubas are soiling our image. In the middle east the hausas and fulanis are merging with terrorists.


Kai....God why i come this country sef.

lolhahaha so it go all round , no tribal sentiment here lol. bros wat of Bini gals

mencade5:
Here we are.

Igbo hoes! We also have yoruba hoes too, even in their husbands house they will stick find time to fvck other men.


And these two so called majority tribes including the hausas are the ones destroying the image of this country.

In asia igbos are denting our image.
In europe...especially uk yorubas are soiling our image. In the middle east the hausas and fulanis are merging with terrorists.


Kai....God why i come this country sef.

lolhahaha so it go all round , no tribal sentiment here lol

ddippset:
He,s Lucky he didn't robb in a gay club. The gaylords would appreciate that default position.

lolhahaha and ur name says it all. diset abi na ddipest. but guy u funny abi na funnycate die. so u sabi do gay ppl for u to knw d position hhhhhh I smell rat here

ddippset:
He,s Lucky he didn't robb in a gay club. The gaylords would appreciate that default position.

lolhahaha and ur name says it all. diset abi na ddipest

chynie:
I support gender equality
We go dey sleep and bath same place

lolhahaha chisos!!! seun pls ban dis man abeg, he wan kwuruption ppl lyk us in dis house

chynie:
Pls will Emeka n nk wee same place
If yes
I concur

lolhahaha u c ur life? na bad bad tins full dat mind

chynie:
i no read am

what are they saaying

dem say Nkechi n Emeka should b doing tins equally , even d way wey Emeka dey weewee na so nk too go do, dem even say man go start to dey observe him period now. are u OK?

OK, what do u want us to do now, abi u no hear say NEPA increase tariff? na dat kain news we wan his hear abeg no b amelica wit dem wahala

olatunji21:
One is Head of state(President), the other is head of government (Chancellor)...

pls wats d different btwn head of state n dat of government. shey like say bubu na head of government n ambode na head of state. is that wat u mean?

mencade5:
A box of matches is now 10 naira in my area.

Something that we use to buy 2 boxes for 5 naira oooo




please is it the same thing in your area?

shebi if I slap u now ppl go start to dey complain. is this d topic of d day? Bolanle pls slap dis lasa wit ur boobs abeg

KVBLACK:
Good news how I wish dis teeth condoms would locate my cousin broda nd chop off his dick so em go leav our house girls to dey stay reach one month 4our house

lol I swear u no well

vikacydevato:
Using iron rods on a law enforcement agent is unacceptable.

but using gun on harmless citizens is allow by dem ehhh? shebi if I slap u now ppl go talk say I dey wicked. d driver for carry d idiot go put inside lagoon sef

mbaka is d manest man of God, he is and will always be . God will blex him wherever he goes and he is destine for a greater glory here n in heaven. its either hater take it or go jump into lagoon

charix:
Her husband looks frustrated.

lolhahaha wicked soul that's what u are

Jesus!!! is this real or just a film trick? how can a human do dis to his fellow just for money . I doubt if devil himself is aware of this bizarre . pls can someone bring d Young man down to ajegunle?

Tallesty1:
See door frames for her ears.

lolhahahaha guy u b bastardddd!!! sheyi!

and d one that suppose to run from orile to okoko has been there for almost 10yrs. hhhhhhh I smell shit

sickstars:
1500 to cook soup?

U av not heard dat better soup na money kill am

School girls can use 500 to cook good food sha lmao !

Giv d money to a school girl she will bring 1k change for u

pls my guy, any schoolgal around ur area ? because am looking for such to marry

agarawu23:
If you can cook the ogbono with the same amount she rejected, dump her ass. Na bad investment babes,

Modified: FIXED

lolhahaha I swear guy u don kill 3 birds with one stone

and what of my uncle that has been eating it since 1928, he just pass away last month. shey na catfish killam? tho I don't like it because of it fatty oil but pls anything wey hungry manpikin make him chop

tobimillar:
Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy

seun pls who released this mam from quarantine home

ozoigbondu:
GEJ our economy is in the toilet pls come back

lolhaha doing what in d toilet bro. hope am in d right thread

Kenai:
The presidency didn't even have the decency to come clean and honest to the people by following due process and admitting it was pulling back the document on the grounds of its own reckless failure. It resorted to making a mockery of itself by pulling a stunt so hare-brained and idiotic, it not only exposed its cluelessness but also its dishonesty.
In an attempt to appear infallible, the presidency has ended up dancing stark nakkked in the marketsquare.
These are clowns who campaigned with the "Honesty" facade.

Obviously, nobody remembered to inform these primitive dunces that Administrative TRANSPARENCY is a NECESSARY ingredient in ANY anti-corruption battle. Chasing your enemies around and chanting "Where is the money?" does NOT impress anyone in an upright society when you run an OPAQUE government and carry out shamefully secretive dealings carefully shielded from scrutiny.

And who even told these jesters that fighting corruption was all that mattered?

As at today, the Naira is on a free fall, trading at 305 per US Dollar. Has he spoken? His butt-lickers were quick to ascribe the brief power supply improvement to him; so why do they scream "16 Years of PDP" whenever the sorry state of our currency is mentioned?

As at today, fuel is so scarce, people now drag their generators to the filling station. Can anyone ever tell me how many times this happened under GEJ? Why have the hypocritical Change Agents remained silent on this?

As at today, Lassa fever has killed more people than Ebola ever did during GEJ's tenure, but still no word from these jokers.
Oh, I forgot... They are fighting corruption.

Sycophancy is a mass-murderer.
Don't believe me? Ask Joseph Stalin's butt-lickers.

don't worry because d way I see it now dem go start attacking u front n back. jux watch it

ozoigbondu:
Bubu is a thief

He stole the budget to wrap suya

lolhahaha I swear if I catch u ehhhh 4 teeths abi tooths go comot from ur mouth

gurunlocker:
I'm sorry buy they look paid..... where are their husbands, sons and daughters?.... or they only gave birth to one chibok girl each?

NA keep rescuing hundreds of hostages and not even one chibok girl since? are they living in Pluto?.... just hope this doesn't turn out to be scam.

guy , I no dey wen u talk dis oooo because soon now some ppl go come for ur blukos

Mufasa27:
Pls don't tell me you don't believe the girls were kidnapped

he nva said so but pls can u ans his quenchon?