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Politics › Re: See Mothers Of Missing Chibok Girls Crying Today As Buhari Disappoints Them(Pics by jacoik(m): 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2016
StOla:
Buhari must not fail where the fumbling Jonathan chose to fail.

I don't believe that Islamic terrorists would just keep young virgin girls together without trying to have a taste of the 72 virgins that await them in their own heaven. They have been gifted as wives to the fighters - the very reason why such girls are kidnapped.

What the government must do is to give an official report and conclusion on the matter. The parents need to know what happened to their lost children.

Heaven and earth may pass away, but the whole world will always remember that Nigeria had a clueless and irresponsible president in Jonathan.
coward
Politics › Re: See Mothers Of Missing Chibok Girls Crying Today As Buhari Disappoints Them(Pics by jacoik(m): 3:26pm On Jan 15, 2016
poshestmina:
ONE chance grin grin
Baba doesn't want to pay them for a job well done grin grin grin

Una never start to cry cheesy
lolhahaha girl, I no go come for ur aid when some ppl start it on ur head ooo
Politics › Re: See Mothers Of Missing Chibok Girls Crying Today As Buhari Disappoints Them(Pics by jacoik(m): 3:23pm On Jan 15, 2016
benedictnsi:
[size=14pt] Hmmm..... Some old women though.....

So chibok girls no get, Daddies, brothers and sistershuh Na only aged mummies dem get fahuh


Its now getting obvious that this Chibok girls stuff is a pure "political scam "

I only see some poor hungry women, hired to cry and later be compensated with peanuts undecided [/size]
bro, e be like say u want APC missile abi? guy bcareful bf someppl eat u without pepper n oil oooo
TV/Movies › Re: Reps Bill To Break Monopoly Of DSTV Passes Through 2nd Reading by jacoik(m): 10:21am On Jan 15, 2016
wordcat:
Laughing but don't even know why I'm laughing
because u r juz bn discharged from yabaleft. even ur name self confirm so. wordcat
Politics › Re: Banned Items Seized By Nigerian Customs Including Over 300 Cars. Photos by jacoik(m): 5:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
comradee1248:
Nothing in customs auction that is worth the trouble people enter bcoz of it, I could remember in 2013 and 2014 there were almost 20,000 bags of rice in the ware house of customs in seme border then even some greedy officers were expecting they. Will be given @ least 1 bag each but @ the end of the day the whole of this rice was auctioned 2 not more than 5 govt big shots, I don't know the rest but I m very sure the 1nce that were sent to south/south is the then 1st lady, no single pin was even given 2 any officer... @worst they will gather like 20bags each and share to all the yoruba oba's in badagry that's all... If you hear any public auction from customs if its rice I. Can bet u is not a good 1, if they are cars I bet u they are scraps that are suppose 2 be sent for recycling... Haha Nigerians are very very ignorant about things that has 2 do with Customs, and the desperate 1ce that like good but cheap things end up being conned.

U can add me in facebook. Ezekiel Wormi is my ID
deary, u are one in a million bro. God bless u. am gonna add u up so we can continue from there because u are making a lot of sense
Crime › Re: Man Catches A Guy Who Duped Him 2years Ago Outside A Bank In Surulere &grabs Him by jacoik(m): 11:51am On Jan 09, 2016
maduxs:
With that female police officer behind his back he is still enjoying
bad pikin of him mama
Politics › Re: Banned Items Seized By Nigerian Customs Including Over 300 Cars. Photos by jacoik(m): 11:46am On Jan 09, 2016
comradee1248:
uя very lucky u didn't pay money for that kind fraud coz u will never get auction like that...so for uя mind even if them 1 auction them, and u have information on the auction if u go ask them go give u? Let me advice u better gather uя money buy better motor for uяself no be motor wey some 1 don cry and swear for customs over it.... I m a customs officer I know what is there in auction... No ordinary man dey get auction, former CG of Customs use 2 gather like 20-50. Cars @ the same time and allocate to the big shots in the govt... And them in turn dash it out 2 their loyalist.... They don't even pay for the auction... The CG will claim he has paid for them... Pipo like Pat Jonathan, Ngozi okonjo, the big shots in the senate and house of reps, ..... With all this how will u get auction?....
wow, thanks brother because u have said it all. so bro, ur advice now is even rice, beans, garrison or what has u. anything that is of custom is not good abi? tanx dear. I don't mind we bcom frnds on social media like fb or tweeter. my handle is @jacoik and my fb jako ik. send me urs if u don't mind
Politics › Re: Banned Items Seized By Nigerian Customs Including Over 300 Cars. Photos by jacoik(m): 3:20pm On Jan 08, 2016
I bin wan buy dis auction motor one of my nigga tell me say make I no buyam , say na cussed motor that if I wan buy motor I should ho to Cotonou even one custom man told me so. omo d tin vex me wela
Politics › Re: Bisi Alimi Slams Senators Behind Anti Same Sex Bill (Photo) by jacoik(m): 4:58pm On Jan 07, 2016
cruzita:
just a CD would have prevented the birth of this ass -hole.
like CD player or CD plate?
Literature › Re: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by jacoik(m): 2:20pm On Jan 06, 2016
guy u did well on this story, at d extreme end of it I didn't know when I started crying. can I have ur mail pls?
Christianity Etc › Re: Conrad Mbewe Accuses TB Joshua Of Demonic Predictions & Fake Prophecies by jacoik(m): 10:45am On Jan 06, 2016
Mr pastor, what do I want us to do now. imagine a fellow pastor criticizing his fellow. such can never happen in Islam. Oga pastor, why not leave it for Almighty to judge . mtchewwww
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Gives Drummer Jeep Worth $50,000USD by jacoik(m): 7:51am On Jan 03, 2016
hungryboy:
i know of a boy born in a manger to a virgin named Mary and a carpenter Joseph,
I know that the boy grew up to be a great guy, helping the poor, curing the sick, raising the dead etc,
I know that he also drove the money grubbers out of the temple,
I know that if he wanted to put a price tag on his miracles, he will be richer than 10 Bill Gates,
I know of a man who didn't preach tithes and Gate fees at church gatherings,
And his name was and is still is
Jesus Christ
gbem!!! bro pls open ur hand and take 5
Agriculture › Re: Willie Obiano Starts Rice Production & Processing In Anambra State(pics by jacoik(m): 9:34pm On Jan 01, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
Biafrans are not happy
y? shey na because of d lice?
Agriculture › Re: Willie Obiano Starts Rice Production & Processing In Anambra State(pics by jacoik(m): 9:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
kodded:
okorocha you see your life
lolhahaha werin apen to him life guy. remember say na my people my people u dey take style abuse oooo
Christianity Etc › Re: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by jacoik(m): 6:15pm On Dec 31, 2015
jared007:
see urself. Is masturbation a sin or the motive behind it? If u masturbate at the hospital to extract sperm 4rm ur penis to test against STD so u ve sinned right? Man judges the outward but God judges the heart. The concept of sin is in THE MOTIVES NOT THE ACTION!
if I say u are silly n stupid pls it's not an insult but guy u are not a christian abeg. if na babalawo make u go dey practice
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Buhari Vows To Find Missing Chibok Girls by jacoik(m): 12:31pm On Dec 30, 2015
nnafather:
Let him find himself first...
lolhahaha nnafather u no well loop, sheyyy bubu dey miss?
Family › Re: Woman Electrocuted In Hotel Room On Her Birthday (pictured) by jacoik(m): 12:25pm On Dec 30, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
So sad. RIP to Funke..




The poster ^ told me to told u people dat dis story get small bow leg..
told u to told u? u no chop Xmas lice?
Politics › Re: FG Approves N86.50k As Petrol Pump Price by jacoik(m): 12:11pm On Dec 30, 2015
talktrue1:
The change is in coins now
lolhahahaha I swear u no well ooop
Politics › Re: Melaye Tears PDP Constitution At APC Rally by jacoik(m): 10:43am On Dec 30, 2015
WisdomTank:
Lol..... .. Lion of the tribe of Kogi West on the loose.



REAL NAME: Lawrence
NICKNAME : WisdomTank

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a Day

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in Tsunami and driving towards a tornado

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and i hate lies...Good Morning folks !!!
lolhaha guy u really got me confused to d extend ppl in d public bus start asking if am spiritually OK but no reply to them all
Events › Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With N49,950 Only by jacoik(m): 4:15pm On Dec 29, 2015
politricks:
I dont know why we place so much emphasies on the cost of wedding. Let me ask you, is the amount you spend on a wedding directly proportional to how blessed your married life would be?
abi ooo my brother . pls ask her. all this notice me sef
Phones › Re: In terms Of Data Plan, Which Network Is Your Best In 2015? by jacoik(m): 1:19pm On Dec 28, 2015
donshady:
I hereby sentence you to 10years imprisonment for that post.
If I slap u ehhh. abi u no hear say dem no wan pay our trillion naira?
Phones › Re: In terms Of Data Plan, Which Network Is Your Best In 2015? by jacoik(m): 1:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
timilehing:
For the 1st half of this year, Etisalat PayG was the best for me

Followed by MTN 7.5gb cheat till August

I returned to Etisalat in September for their 1gb for 1k till present

I'm also using Airtel on weekends (1gb - #100)
mtn 7.5gb cheat? abeg bro I needam like mad. make u email me on ugoezeik@gmail.com.com abeg make u give me expo plssss
Phones › Re: In terms Of Data Plan, Which Network Is Your Best In 2015? by jacoik(m): 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
akashi01:
MTN ofcourse..

* Their cheat is always trending
* Gullible Customer Care
* Strong Network
* Slow in Blocking cheats
* Really cool cheats



cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
bro pls how can I get this cheat pls bcoz this hemtihen don kill me walahi. pls do send it to me through ugoezeik@gmail.com.com
Family › Re: What My In-Laws Served Me (photo) by jacoik(m): 6:29am On Dec 26, 2015
kallmemrB:
Ur own has finish...those are foods for the gods
lolhahaha I swear guy u r maddd lol
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of "Lights" Ladies Show To Guys by jacoik(m): 5:57am On Dec 26, 2015
Diddyydiva:
still we no get light for Nigeriaundecided






Nice work emusmith smiley
I think its black light awa readers so leaders dey giv
Crime › Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself After His Girl Decided To Leave Him. Very Graphic Pics by jacoik(m): 6:18am On Dec 22, 2015
tempest01:
And the fool couldn't find a painless way to do it
abi oooo my brother. d most painful part is that ppl will com here nw n start wishing him quick recovery
Crime › Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself After His Girl Decided To Leave Him. Very Graphic Pics by jacoik(m): 6:16am On Dec 22, 2015
Adaure4ever:
I wish him safe recovery.
u wish him self recovery ?
Politics › Re: How To Report Any Nigerian Policeman Asking For Bail Money by jacoik(m): 6:16am On Dec 22, 2015
SmartMugu:
She fine?
lol ashawo boy. c quenchon
Family › Re: I Am In A Dilemma by jacoik(m): 3:33pm On Dec 18, 2015
Theyveedo:
Op ayam coming oooo


Lemme finish soaking this garri
garri for 6pm? so change no reach us end
Politics › Re: EFCC Charges Dasuki To Court For Money Laundering (Photos) by jacoik(m): 1:43pm On Dec 14, 2015
honestly with d sickness he wanted to go and treat oversea and was denied by DSS, I thought by now he would have been in morgue
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Native Doctor Stripped Unclad In Imo by jacoik(m): 1:32pm On Dec 14, 2015
my own Orlu again? pls which village be that because my ppl never told me such a thing happened. so what area @ op
Romance › Re: How Man And Woman Can Make Each Other Happy (photo) by jacoik(m): 5:32pm On Dec 13, 2015
Abbykem:
kikikiki grin Is dat much huh huh
no. but have it in mind that we d nl guys are not mentioned in dasukigate oooo

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