₦airaland Forum

Trinxie:
hmmn...even if it doesn't become a crocodile, there is a huge difference between Mushin lizard and Lekki Lizard.

lekki ones dey under a/c

Abbykem:
We are not asking for much nah! Girls don't want much from you except your time, attention, space, food, shirts, fun, bed covers, dick, passwords, credit cards, life nd soul? Is that too much

password n credit card ? I talkam say una no go kill us

SAMBARRY:
Na the tv cause man u failure?

This man is as daft as nairaland tv

nl TV? pls on what channel because I don search for ages for dem TV but no suxesest

Timoleon:
If God can put two unmarried people in the garden and command them to multiply...whats my excuse for waiting for a priest before i can fvck?

oya close ur eyes n receive sense

jaymejate:
Nice one.
But this kind thing no de reach front page.

NL mods are demonic. Frankly speaking

lolhahaha chisos!!! guy beware of seun because he will ban u until chisos comes

Acermoon:
Observe the statement properly.... FOOD comes before ALONE....

lolhahahaha guy I swear u no well !!! gerarahia mennnn. intact u win

INTROVERT:
What kinda news won't someone hear. Emma should grow eyes at his back because those his friends can kill him now that he is back.....

Meanwhile I guess the guy on red is checking how many likes and mentions he has amassed on NAIRALAND.

lol I swear this gal u won't stop amazing me. so d guy in red is a nl member ehhh

viickerz:
I will come back and comment, let me finish streaming this porn video

and what if Christ meet u on that porn

babyfaceafrica:
So?...who exchange don help apart from yahoo boys?...

if I land u wicked slap nw ehhh u go find where ur 4 teeth abi na tooth dey

appini:
Na trailer load of oranges I see

lol, u no well. u no know say na fruit b d best food. no worry when our soldiers come bk u go see how fresh dem dey because of intake of fru

Acermoon:
cos food is involve in this case

lol u no well. but bible say man shall not leave by food alone

thefakestan:
Nope, that mixture go tough oh!

Kai see bad Chemist "Jacoik" in the house.

I must recommend you.

guy am beginning to suspect u as a witch that is paid to monitor me. for ancestors sake how do u know I dey sell chemist?!!! by d blood of chisos I will overcome u. so guy na u mama onyeka send ehhh? hhhhh

400billionman:
And you are giving us PRESCRIPTION.

na u know wetin u dey talk

thefakestan:
Your head dey ground!

Twale!!
You sabi smth!

lol, ur type na alomo wit origin

and e fit be palmy mix with legend bigstout, that mixture is a wicked combo

menix:
Haahahahahahhahahah...

Baba maybe nah watin make my papa give me that name cous I hear say I get erection as I dey comot from belle..

lolhahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo

irunooboo:
Police needs to employ competent sexy female corporals who can seduce prisoners and make them wanna stay in jail. My piece

lolhahaha I swear gal u dey madddddd!!! see as my neighborhood dey look me as if I don kolo because of lafta . anyways I tink poris nid to consider dis ur suggestion

jmichlins:
please who are the people getting married here cause what I see is a father and her daughteR. If you see the people wedding please show me

lolhahaha idiot lol. no b cuss bro

omeke12:
I couldn't vote for Jonathan to continue cos I detested what my country was turning into under his administration so I never voted..
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anytime I state this fact the first question I get is... "why didn't U vote for APC?"
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I voted for APC in the Lagos Governorship election but didn't in the presidential elections not because I disliked their Ideology or mantra ( I craved for 'change') but because I couldn't convince myself (for d sake of my present and future family) to vote for Buhari because..
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1...Buhari was a former President, former minister of petroleum and so many other top offices he held back then and yet he still tags himself as 'poor', borrowing money then to buy nomination forms. I'm not saying he should have embezzled our money but...for God's sake, it takes wisdom, vision and creativity to be a rich and successful man. Buhari couldn't create an empire with the "little" salary he made those days then I strongly don't believe he can change d fortunes of Nigeria.
it was shameful during asset declaration when I saw the wealth our VP has amassed for himself and his family, comparing it with that provided by our president who is meant to lead us out of brokeness.
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2...Buhari has been contesting for presidency since 2003 and all those while as an aspirant, he never influenced katsina, Nigeria or Africa In any positive way, (he has no known charity foundation in his name), the only time one hears of Buhari then is when he makes Violence Inciting comments that leads to loss of lives especially in the north....
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please fellow Nigerians, don't expect much from our president, he doesn't really have much to offer just pray for God to give him WISDOM and POWER not to lead us astray...
...Remember Nigeria is our country.

lolhaha wonderful thought provoking . but what if Biafra letter come to be bro?

damton:
Phone is an accessory to make life more easier. it enhances our daily productive activities.

Unfortunately, it has led to so many unpleasant developments

eg. pornography.
Internet fraud made easier and a host of others even death in some circumstances.

By the way, I think the poster above me his on biafran WEED.

How do you explain copying the entire posting rules on nairaland in your comment.

lolhahaha Danton u no well oooo, shey we Biafra don get our own weed again? u no well

menix:
Have u being suspecting ur neighbor

lolhaha good quenchon but this ur name na plus one oooo. manix , na medicine wey dey cause erection b that okk

adioolayi:
Jungle Justice is not good..so they say..But if you've experienced traffic robbery before, you won't pity these guys...They are so violent and ready to kill innocent road users.

I don't pity traffic robbers..They are Devil!

Modified: To those saying jungle Justice.. citing ALUU4 as an example,
This is different from ALUU4...those guys were SETUP...
In the case of traffic robbers...Your wind shield will be chattered
with dangerous gadget...All documents, gadgets, money forcefully
collected..if you resist you will be murdered with matchet... All this
happening while your seat belt is on you..you are fixed to your
chair... if you shout..no help..if you have wife and kids in the
car...they all will be traumatized... That's Traffic Robbery!
And you want a scapegoat caught in the act in the day light to go
free by just handing over to the police? No..I don't agree! If you want to do that..good luck to you

honestly u said it all because this guys are wicked!!! as for me oooo I support jungle justice on them

u write all this and refuse to put Ijebu ode wey dey hot like mama Nkechi kitchen

Nigeria law is only made for d poor. dasuki dey house for almost 2 months and police, soldier n boys brigade dey outside his house dey wait for him to b arrested oooo. now tell me, if to say na poor man him be wetin u tink say way go happen. mtchewwwww. pls biliki give me one bottle of coke jare !!!

I was in my house last week my opposite neighbour called me inside her room that I should come and see what happened in her room, as I entered d room lo and behold the whole room was turn upside down! as we asked the her two kids what happened the senior one 13yrs said " mum it was only Joshua the school mate that came in d house". we all conclude that its Joshua . my neighbour now in my presence said she will claim that d boy stole her 15500 when she get to d school and immediately d son say" mummy but he didn't steal any money. d mother respond immediately" short up! are u kids not going to wear Christmas clothe? the child maintain shapshap. I decided that I must follow her to school and see how d drama will play out. when we got to d school come see as d woman dey para, when she told d principal what happened lo and behold the same boy also stole a teachers 3k the previous day. the school principal have to call his parent, when everybody gathered and asked d boy, he denied initially but when d father bring out his red eyes as a police office d small boy of 13yrz opened up that he entered inside the room but never stole anything , d woman now claimed in my presence that d 15500k she suppose to use that morning was stolen and its d boy, she started crying and swearing oooo. because d father is a policeman and me wey be person hate those people call poris with passion, I decide to close my mouth when I hear say d papa d eke. so since then my conscience no gri me, so I call d school principal on phone and told her everything that d small boy never still d money that I also want her to call his father so that I will let him know the truth . after I finish telling him everything and told them not to let d woman know it was me that let him know, he now say OK that he will still go ahead and pay her since he has given him 8k and she insist d money must be complete before she will collect it. my ppl wetin una think for this case. broda seun abi na lallista can u move this to front page abeg

menix:
Brozz hope you no be Emeka wey dem tell say; you can pay in anything.

By monday, Emeka go shop go carry Steering pump enter bank make him pay in..

Nwanne nah GTB I dey use, hope u go fit do transfer now.

lwkm!!!! lolhahaha. u no well

menix:
Buhari is working..

Abii u no knoooo!!

The way things re going By next year we will also import president nd Governors..

If I tell my Igbo Brethren that this is Uwa Mmebi they will prefer to call it End Time..

Oya tell me which family produces palm oil but goes outside to buy the palm oil to cook Ofe Egwusi na su pututu....



Nwanne ó Uwa Mmebi...

lol hahahaha nna I swear u made this Sunday afternoon whatwhile for me! oya send ur account number shapshap

teebaxy:
And Jesus said it's finished

fuel importation is finish or bubu is finish ?

oluface:
[size=25pt]i want to comment but i am shy.. can someone tell me how to comment[/size]

if I slap ur dirty face now e go turn to oluface to olumorock

MrLexander:
I got registered on nairaland today which is 5th of dec.

Actually im the Sixth to comment and relatively tommorrow which is 6th December is my BIRTHDAY..

Show some love my people

so wat do u want me to do now, is that d result of d selection?