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oyb: https://www.nairaland.com/1119066/sex-first-date-guyz-how#13183947

cool318: Feel free to share your experience, mine was a Sadist Boss in P.H who is into HSE, we slept in the same Hotel room when we went to Lagos for training, gives 2,000 as allowance from Mon-Friday, i make millions for him, no appreciation, after he crowns it with a 24 hrs ABC night bus from Lagos to Ph. We will soon put advert because i have left him. Horrible man.

b03liberty: O.O....,Dull student
2 beat 1..,during exam,2 student will easily manipulate 1 lecturer supervising the exam.
pharmacy gate.., where pharmacist student and medicine student do fought for superiority

Trecixnine: This is for Oba Awon Universities (OAU) in the 90s, especially for the Awoite:

Coffee room: where judgement is passed for erring student (jungle justice kind of)
Baba 70 : an HIV invested panel member of coffe room, he died before graduation.
Awo Machines: members of the supporters club of Awo hall football team.
Shishi: this could be maxima shishi, feerefe shishi or shishi infinitual depending on the level of. your crime. It is a term given to punishments by way of flogging ot mass beating.
Domitila: A sexually wayward lady or half nakedly dressed female student.
Antibarber: anyone with an unkept hairstyle. E.g. Late George Iwilade(Africa).
BBCC lions of Gboko: a sexually active student.
Risky burger: fried egg and bread from Aluta market in Angola hall.
Babyless mothers: any female student that stays in Moremi hall
Motherless babies: any female student that stays in Mozambique hall (freshers)
Scarbite: any member of Tony Fash's political party.
Aro: a clown or any funny moves or statement.
Animal Kingdom: another appellation for Awo hall.

The list is endless.

Despite emerging the ARO of my time in Awo hall back then, I am as gentle as a dove now unless the Aro part of me is triggered by an intruding trouble maker.

Teenage Money: This year’s Glo CAF Awards is coming off tonight at the Banquet Hall of the State House in Accra. Other than the prestigious African Player of the Year award, there is going to be presentation of awards in the following categories;


1. National Team of the Year (Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Cote d’Ivoire, Zambia)

2. Women’s Footballer of the Year (Chinwedu Ihezuo – Nigeria, Genoveva Anoman – Equitorial Guinea, Portia Modise – South Africa)

3. Women’s National Team of the Year (Equatorial Guinea, Ghana U-17, Nigeria U-20)


4. Club of the Year (Al-Ahly – Egypt, Esperance – Tunisia, AC Leopards – Congo, Djoliba – Mali)

5. Most Promising Talent of the Year (Mohammed Salah – Egypt, Moussa Konate – Senegal, Victor Wanyama – Kenya)

6. Coach of the Year (Herve Renard – Zambia, Hossam El Bady – Al-Ahly, Nabil Maaloul – Esperance, Joseph Morius OMOG, AC Leopards)


7. Referee of the Year
8. Legend Award
9. Fair Play Award
10. Platinum Award
11. Africa Finest XI
The highpoint of today’s awards will be the emergence of the African Footballer of the Year which is being vied for by Yaya Toure of the Ivory Coast, [b]Didier Drogba [/b]also from Ivory Coastand Alexandre Song from Cameroon.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/12/20/glocaf-award-drogba-favoured-to-win-crown/

yuzedo: Huh? In Harvad Univasity were I graduate from, we don't speak all this shagbajantis langwage slangs!

All hail Harvad, AWUA!

Out school anthem is the 2nd vers of oringo jyrate.. Yes o!

tayooluwole: Oba Awon University(OAU):
alaaye lo n gba Bsc- its only d living dat receives Bsc certificate.
Iwe factorial- a brilliant student or sometimes someone dat reads a lot.
Woooooooo- to notify somebody of something special (especialy ladies with big ikebe)

kodebin: UNIABUJA..
Famz/Familiarity - Babe that mingles with a lotta guys and possibly banging a lot..

Lash - to F*ck..

Lashor/Lashee - Male or Female F*cker..

Curve 2 - Carry over..

Enter street - Hustle..

As e Dey Hot - Now that this is on Vogue..

No Get Joy - Mean People eg the Army..

Blank - Avoid saying or doing something.. Eg when she mentioned Juliet, I just Blank d Talk..

Eskay - Extra strong weed..

Lekky - Lecturer..

Ola Johnson: OAU, Ile-Ife (Great Ife)
1. "Igi iwe, eso odo" is used for a person that reads a lot but comes out with poor results.
2. EFICO is used for the best students.
3. MOZ 101 is used for those that go after girls in Mozambique Hall car park, ANGLOMOZ, used by Angola and Mozambique halls.
4. ECOWAS: Education Committee of Weak and Average Students.
5. "L'ogba yi" mean on this campus.
6. Risky i.e bread with egg in it.

Dstar4u: please, when did this Tope Ajetunmobi graduate? And do you know much about him? Thanks

omowolewa: Don't get it twisted, there are 'sadistic' approach... in Ife too. But the ability to withstand sadist is the reason why we shot 'Great Ife!'
Gone were the days of SSC 105 (Bisiriyu)

2:1 of OAU=1:1 of some versities.

chess guru: D day I figure that out, u will b d 1st 2 know. But it happens a lot sha.
I think its like some kinda veto power they ave.
J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ d same way a lecturer is forced 2 upgrade (moderate) his scores whn its ridiculously low (senate reject a lot of results like dat), I believe they eh some how also ave d power 2 downgrade results ( whn it seems everybody passes). Dis particularly happened 2 us in our final year (of course it cannot happen 2 d big profs, only d little lecturers).

SBabaJ: I Still Don't Understand How This Works...A Student With Really High Marks Will Have His Scores Changed Because The School Does Not Want To Produce A Certain Number Of First Class Grads?? Hilarious, To Say The Least.

nass07: Universty of Ilorin dn't dish out first class in this magnitude. You sweat a great deal to achieve it. Well, I dnt know much about OAU's 78 first class graduates- may be people should comment on this first before I say further!

delors: Getting a First class will only open wide doors of opportunities for one but it could be frustrating if it is not put to better use. I had a first class from OAU and Omole was my project supervisor back then before he became the VC...First class could be a problem if not properly handled especially in a crazy country like Nigeria...the expectations, the burden, the anxiety etc could be killing...(from personal expi)

Mization: Nigerian News on December 19, 2012 -

At least 27 people were reported dead, while 18 others sustained various degrees of injuries following an accident involving an articulated vehicle along Ruwa Wuri-Tangaza road on Monday, which also claimed the lives of a number of cows and sheep.
According to eyewitnesses, the driver of the trailer with plate number Sokoto XA 443 SAA, which was heading to Warri, Delta State from Mano village, allegedly lost control and plunged into a river close to Masallaci village in Tangaza Local Government.
The victims, who had been buried in Bagida village, reports say were from Bagida, Sabiyo, Tinnigere, Ruwa Wuri and Tsoni villages, all in the local government.
Sector Commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC, Sokoto, Dr. Umaru Aliyu, while confirming the incident said: “Our findings revealed that the accident occurred due to over-loading and over-speeding,” adding that the trailer was conveying both cows and humans.
“27 people died, while 15 were injured. Those injured are receiving treatment at Usman Danfodiyo University Teaching Hospital, UDUTH, Sokoto, while the driver of the trailer and his motor boy fled,” Aliyu said. http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/12/trailer-plunges-into-river-killing-27.html