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Christianity EtcRe: Very Soon Nobody Would Be Able To Buy Or Sell Anything Without The Chips by jaszplus12(m): 11:58am On Dec 20, 2020
livingchrist:
The whole world is being conditioned to receive the antichrist but the antichrist cannot show up until the rapture takes place.
Can you explain 1 John 2;18, 22
1john4:3?
Then please clearly show me in the Bible where you find this RAPTURE you're talking about.
Expecting...
Christianity EtcRe: Very Soon Nobody Would Be Able To Buy Or Sell Anything Without The Chips by jaszplus12(m): 11:53am On Dec 20, 2020
livingchrist:
The whole world is being conditioned to receive the antichrist but the antichrist cannot show up until the rapture takes place.
Can you explain 1 John 2;18, 22
1john4:3?
Then clearly show me in the Bible where you find this RAPTURE you're talking about.
Expecting...
RomanceRe: How Do I Put Off My Neighbour Wife Without Offending Her ?? by jaszplus12(m): 4:04pm On Dec 16, 2020
SavageResponse:
Married women sending nudes to you? Are you sure the pics they sent are not pics they downloaded from the internet?
My dear...I've their FACES on it o... I'm just worrying for their husbands... I'm just quietly and quickly putting up a wall between us... good a thing I'm not in Nigeria with any of them...
RomanceRe: How Do I Put Off My Neighbour Wife Without Offending Her ?? by jaszplus12(m): 6:28am On Dec 16, 2020
All I know is: don't trust ANY WOMAN.
Just turn her down stylishly o...if you're too harsh in doing it she will likely scheme against you and you will be seen as a rapist... women NEVER accept blame when they're wrong... they'll rather be hospitalized and make it seem like your "accusations" led to their illness.
OP thread carefully. Once you resume work...it will help you keep away from her.
I'm seriously wondering why these days women feel no qualms about trying to get laid! Even married ones!! I've 3 of them (married oh) almost destroying my phone with nudes!! It was like play like play o....and guess what? I'm not even 700km close by...and I'll never get any closer...
SportsRe: Paolo Rossi Dies At 64 by jaszplus12(m): 11:53am On Dec 11, 2020
Prenonjebose:
Rip. He broke many hearts at espana 82, against Brazil and Germany. The Brazilians were stunned
Stunned and dazed...they remained so even on their way home!
SportsRe: Paolo Rossi Dies At 64 by jaszplus12(m): 11:51am On Dec 11, 2020
DeRay98:
Bros you tried oh! Mine (1979-83)was thrown into the pit toilet by elder brother in the mid 80s as disciplinary action against me.
Oh la Laaaaaa!! Sorry about that bro! Just take consolation that the memories are always there!!
SportsRe: Paolo Rossi Dies At 64 by jaszplus12(m): 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2020
majamajic:
This man
Growing up then , there's this chewing gum that always have their pics on it
Rip to him
Mannnnn those chewing gum pictures were with me from 1984 to 2001 when my wife burnt them as "useless pictures" thinking they were of no importance to me....(I'm still in mourning)
Anyway...RIP Paolo Rossi... Really entertained us at that world cup!
RomanceRe: How I Changed It For A Slay Queen That Thought I Wanted To Toast Her. ( Pics) by jaszplus12(m): 7:56am On Dec 10, 2020
The lawyer and the lady passenger!
Lawyer from the East! Abi you bring gifts of gold frankincense and myrrh?? If you were mobile and had given her a lift she'd probably have had a different outlook of you.
My disenchantment is the grammar from both sides!
While the girl was poor, the lawyer was below average in his "cross-examination" of such a girl he saw as "classy" enough for a barrister!!
Anyway....his subtle intents were exposed from the beginning of the chat!
Better luck next time in another bus!
RomanceUltimately What Will She Do? by jaszplus12(op): 2:13pm On Dec 07, 2020
Question to a woman married for 10 years.
Does your husband satisfy you sexually?

No.He doesn't do to me so I only do him once in a while. He said we mustn't enjoy sex every time�‍♀️�‍♀️ so. I just de open make he enter and commot.
Is sex overrated?
Mature comments please...
FashionRe: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by jaszplus12(m): 1:44pm On Dec 07, 2020
Plut01:
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Go get yourself Pears baby lotion and have your skin back, but this time clean and soft skin.


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Correct!! Baby lotion plus drinking water steady...
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Leaks Picture Of The Place Where IPOBS Were Killed From Oyigbo PHOTO by jaszplus12(m): 6:34pm On Dec 06, 2020
The command secondary School is a military detention camp not a school he says, yet I see children go in and out of that place always!
He takes Google Earth, marks a place and calls it anything...no one tries to verify, Everyone is swept away by emotional intelligence he weilds and everyone rushes to social media to vent!
This death camp is just by the dual carriage of Abuja kaduna express road o...not hidden!
Anyway since the first time I traveled to Eastern Nigeria 19 years ago I've always noticed people buying a certain publication that's all about Biafra, the publisher sells by appealing to the emotions of the Eastern guys by recycling and fabrication of old pictures and stories of Biafra and isreal!
I've never seen independence won on social media and by corrosive and toxic speeches of a leader.
I wish he would just come clean and do what it takes to lead them to their hearts desire...
Christianity EtcRe: Is Eating In A Dream Necessarily Bad? by jaszplus12(m): 3:24pm On Dec 06, 2020
iamDrRhymes:
No doubt, dreams are spiritual but I also believe that dreams can also be fragments of our daily activities and thoughts. Take for example, will it be strange for some who slept on an empty stomach to see himself eating in his dream? Won't that be natural? In fact, just like Isaiah 29:8 says, [/i]“as when a hungry person dreams of eating, but awakens hungry still; as when a thirsty person dreams of drinking, but awakens faint and thirsty still. So will it be with the hordes of all the nations that fight against Mount Zion.”[i]

I remember Pastor Chris Oyahkilome teaching that eating in a dream is nothing to worry about contrary to other highly spiritual people who ascribes eating in the dream to sign of affliction, diseases and all. Is there even any bible passage to substantiate that eating in a dream is actually bad?

Please let's discuss, am curious about this thing. Elders in the house, where are you?
Your opening statement already says about what you believe. But if you are a Christian can you in all honesty show me from the Bible where God gave laws concerning dreams and eating?
These fantastic things you hear are the devil's way using "men of God" to grip you and keep you mystified thereby making sure you seek their counsel each time you catch cold and it lasts longer than a day!
If God did not say it in the Bible then it's not of faith (Rom 10:17) for faith comes by hearing the words of God. Whatever is not of faith therefore is sin. Rom 14:23
NYSCRe: Lies About Sex During NYSC Camp & After Camp by jaszplus12(m): 5:34pm On Dec 04, 2020
Served in Ebonyi 19 years ago. I was so naive. Not because I was young or inexperienced but because I thought the camp was strict since the military guys were there....how wrong I was!
It was the very same day camp closed that a lady told me how se.x was like part of the curriculum! Boy!! Was I shocked!! It was even then she told me how two ladies fought themselves over me! I had honestly thought I was just their friend!
She laughed at my surprise.....
Really op, NYSC days are filled with sexual desire and adventure... don't let anyone fool you except you're like myself... boring and naive!!
SportsRe: This Ighalo Move.... by jaszplus12(op): 7:43am On Nov 30, 2020
paulolee:
I think d coach dnt believe in him dt much n i kinda blame him for making such move....I dnt see how a martial dts a natural winger is starting as a top 9 ahead of ighalo, i dnt see d need of bringing in Cavani from d start wen u av a top 9 dt isnt playing.
I blame Ighalo for not asking for s move back to China or a loan deal to oda smaller clubs wen cavani signed..
That's what ive been thinking myself. A top player like him ought to know better and make a fast move out before he becomes stale!
SportsThis Ighalo Move.... by jaszplus12(op): 5:21pm On Nov 29, 2020
Guys, ever since Jude Odion Ighalo made his celebrated move to Manchester United a lot was said at the onset of that move...a very good player at that...his dreams came true!!
His goals were crucial for the team and his coach showered praises on him!
Now....it's been silence..,..he's not even making the bench!!!
Can we say it's still a dream movehuh
TV/MoviesRe: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by jaszplus12(m): 12:14am On Nov 24, 2020
Bane16268:
Mine is HACKSAW RIDGE most emotional movie I have watched. I literally couldn't stop myself from crying.

It's based on the battle of Okinawa island between US and Japanese soldiers during WW2
Boyyyy... very interesting and emotional.... it's a true story.
I love war movies...the really true ones...not commando of Arnold.
Saving Private Ryan
Full metal jacket
We were brothers..
Watch the wild geese...cry dey await you there too
FamilyRe: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by jaszplus12(m): 8:04pm On Nov 21, 2020
JGirl20:
Hahaha grin
You're really really dramatic
Thanks sir...I guess watching too much tv....
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by jaszplus12(m): 8:52pm On Nov 20, 2020
emmyrate1:
did you say green snake are harmless
He said so...and it's largely true. Except for the green mambas...those ones are living in southern Africa
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by jaszplus12(m): 8:48pm On Nov 20, 2020
I once said the size of snake should determine if the story makes FP, this your snake is division 4. So, mods should have put your post in agriculture section.
Mambas, cobras, taipans, anacondas pythons are premier league, they should make FP.
This your snake is called a Grass snake...eats insects and doesn't bite.
FamilyRe: Why Did He Do This? I Need To Understand Why Some Act This Way. Is It Right? by jaszplus12(m): 1:48pm On Nov 18, 2020
CalliDora1:
Lol.. Ishi Ishi... Your comments always cracks me up.

I think he asked why on one of those days but I told him nothing and he said don't you have food? I told him I'll be fine. I think that was when he first said "im sorry" and didn't call for four days.

Let me go and buy dangote cement for the blocking. Hahahahaaaa Ishi will not kill me o.
I'm providing the concrete mixer and labor for the blocking!
Guys like him spend days digging into people's profiles on nairaland and coming up with sardonic replies and stupid "know all" mentality only to eventually cry out to be helped when the little they have in their pockets dry out.
For crying out loud, what reasonable guy toasts a lady in that manner? Please, a lorry load of labourers are on their way.... with the mixer.
Ignore the pun.k and go ahead with your beautiful life. Cheers
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend After Training Her Through Nursing School (Pix by jaszplus12(m): 11:57am On Nov 17, 2020
davidswhales:
Jesús Christ! I am just so angry right now, I mean what the Bleep is wrong with girls/ladies/women.
A friend's friend is going through something similar to this except for the fact that they both just graduated.
The guy has actually visited the girls parents like a year ago to let them know how so much he loves their daughter. Now that they just graduated, the parents are like she needs to get wedded cos her younger sis has done introduction.
Now the relationship is on the verge of breaking up cos the girl feels he does not have a job yet and all. The guy has been unstable.
When I heard I was mad with rage,that how can the girl consider such? So you gon leave someone you claim to love cos of financial security cos your parent said this and that?
I told my friend immediately that the girl never truly loved him. She was just using him to cruise.
Girls are just ungrateful species, how can you say you are grateful to him and then do that to him. Self centered mofos! Mtcheww..
In fact! Very annoying. Soon they go and marry the settled guy but be running back to old flame to satiate themselves! What a bargain! It's happening and will still happen....as long as humans exist.
FashionRe: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by jaszplus12(m): 6:38pm On Nov 16, 2020
Simple matter...baby, we're going swimming today....na dia she go begin to stammer.... I'm not moved by paints and "transformation"! grin grin grin
EventsRe: Onitsha Native Doctor Performs Engagement Ritual On A Sugar Mummy & Young Lover by jaszplus12(m): 11:13am On Nov 16, 2020
Sunofgod:
This is kidnap.....
Yea...the kid was caught napping! grin
SportsRe: Maduka Okoye : Continue As Nigeria's Goalkeeper? by jaszplus12(m): 1:38am On Nov 14, 2020
Timoleon:
Sebi una use expatriate take do keeper�
The answer to that position is to search inward for raw talents and find good trainers to give internationally standard training to them so they can have the needed tools to compete. The likes of shorunmu, Enyeama Peter rufai all were discovered locally afterall. These days na so so onyibo we Dey pack full our team. We never chichumchin�
You know!
It's funny that we're now inviting oyibo boys into our team and Germany is now having black boys too!
RomanceRe: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Misinterpreted By a Lady Your Trying To Help? by jaszplus12(m): 10:57pm On Nov 13, 2020
Bros, I learned my lesson 30 years ago! Each morning I have to drop my mom at work and return home with the car. From wuse to garki. On my way along area 10 I often see a girl who's a student at wuse secondary School but I never thought of giving her a ride even though I pass her school before getting home.
One particular day I passed...then stopped. She ran to meet up. Ok... I'll drop you at school...no conversation o...as we approached I asked if she prefers to alight at first or second side of the school... guess what? She told me to take her wherever I wanted!!! Reallyhuh Well...I took her driving round the city. And we struck a great friendship. Purely plutonic or so I thought... until the day she tried to kiss me. When I refused saying we were just friends she said nothing.
So, good boy me went later to take her home. She dropped a note in the car and said I should read it later. I did. Guess what? She berated me for trying to seduce her by driving her around and being "nice"!!!
I couldn't comprehend all of that!
Well....I never saw or spoke to her again til date...but that note is still with me....30 years on....
You never know with women!
Me? I don't offer lifts even when I know you unless you. They think all too different
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: My Spiritual Son Landed In France 'Supernaturally' by jaszplus12(m): 5:12pm On Nov 13, 2020
Righteousness89:
GOD Almighty is more than Capable to Sort out His Children..
No being anywhere in the World can Deport one who is powered by GOD. It's not done! It Cannot be Done!

The Earth is the LORD and the Fulness thereof!
God of the Bible DOESN'T work illegalities, do you know that?? The legal thing to do is migration via the approved means. Can you say in all righteousness that what happened to that man is legal? If you say yes then your own integrity is at stake.
It's like cheating to pass WAEC though you're not caught, and you're in the university, it still doesn't remove that fact that you cheated at WAEC.
Better he does the right thing else....
Foreign AffairsRe: Jerry Rawlings Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by jaszplus12(m): 4:23pm On Nov 12, 2020
UDUJ:
Yes he was. He got all the corrupt leaders of the past and killed them. Something badly needed in Nigeria right now. We just need a radical leader like Rawlings to make it happen.
In fact...
I was telling a friend that the push to make government listen to the people would have been during the pandemic and lockdown when the whole world was grounded...no airplane flying and everyone was in Nigeria...that would have been the best time... government for agree Sharp sharp on any requests!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Jerry Rawlings Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by jaszplus12(m): 4:01pm On Nov 12, 2020
The man has gone! Nationalist and African champion!
Wait o....how come none of the "great" men of god who were busy with USA election predictions didn't see vision or prophecy on thishuh
PoliticsRe: FFK Reacts To Biden's Victory: "Even Satan Thought He Won, Until 3 Days Later" by jaszplus12(m): 2:03pm On Nov 08, 2020
Throwback:
Religious fanatics are in severe pain.

Worse still, they keep disgracing Christianity with their own insanity.

A Christian with a litany of moral blemish has just been sacked as POTUS and another Christian without moral blemish has been elected.

Move on with your ass licking for a racist Christian.

Mind you, as a Christian I owe Jews or Israel nothing. It is not a crime for America to support both Palestine and Israel to achieve peace in the MiddleEast, that has been in turmoil due to the land grabbing antics of the Jews who returned to an Arab populated Palestine from Eastern Europe.
Please, can you rewrite this in loud lettershuh In case those disgracing Bible and Christianity can hear very well.... please..
Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua's Prophecy On The US Election 2020 by jaszplus12(m): 1:25pm On Nov 08, 2020
Hmmmmmm....isn't God powerful and mysterious?? Another season of embarrasment for our "prophets, prophetesses, and m en of God" has come!
They will open up their mouths and speak what God didn't say just to gain members, popularity and cash.
When they all failed on coronavirus they came up with the most hollow excuses for God! How insulting! 5g came they called it evil, now Chinese have launched a test for 6G just yesterday! Soon they will call it evil but will use it to "preach"!
Please...any reasonable person who has time for his Bible should study it carefully and get rid of this merchants of falsehood.
Foreign AffairsRe: Dr Stella Immanuel Prays For Trump To Win (Video) by jaszplus12(m): 8:39pm On Nov 06, 2020
Opexzy:
So many people have been saying, "God said" , "God showed me" , "God revealed to me" and the likes... This is really annoying, considering the fact that you people are not neutral. Can't you air your opinion without making a mockery of God? You prayed in front of a camera and you went ahead to upload it on social media, what happen to the instructions Jesus gave in Mathew 6:6.

If some of these deluded Christians are given the chance, they will rig the election and suppress the voice of majority of American electorates in favor of Trump and call it Holy Rigging.
You took the words right out of my mouth...say no more....
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump's Supporters Pray & Speak In Tongues At Clark County by jaszplus12(m): 3:46pm On Nov 06, 2020
Righteousness89:
This is Wonderful!
This is Glorious!
In the Face of Stiff opposition and Choking Challenges , We Stand our Ground in our Faith and Belief in GOD ALMIGHTY!

Anytime ! Anywhere! Anyday! I will stick out my Self Spirtually and Physically for President Trump to be Re-elected!
There is no way I will Support Lgbt, Beastility etc in the Name of Human right!
There is no way I will Support Murdering of kids in the Name of Abortion right!
There is no way I will Ever Support one who does not Publicly support Isreal!

Whether or not it goes to what we Desire , it does not Change or alter our Trust in GOD Almighty!

GOD remains GOD!
We remain totally and absolutely Given to GOD and HIS Course!

With all Love! These are my Brothers and Sisters!!
Sorry that you can't see that even the worst government is put there by God himself for his own reasons.
Do you think LGBT guys didn't vote for Trump? Go find out and come tell us.

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