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hunterezi:
I just came here to update the thread. Lol.

My little girl is 1 year 4 months today. And everything has been good.

Got a job immediately I graduated and that was my saving grace.. ahh

I rejoice with you sir!! CONGRATULATIONS!! God will do more for you as you trust him daily!
Cheers and best wishes to your family! I'm really glad....

Please what currency is it paid in? Definitely not zoo money o

Tadeus:
Complement of the season to all our esteemed clients on Nairaland

Morning boss. Please enquiry if I can get a sound vehicle under #800,000 from cotonou. Purpose of use is uber.
Thanks in advance

Suddenly there's boundary between igbo land and Yoruba land because you want to post nonsense abi? Remember, if you wish for war and confusion, you might find it very unpleasant to imagine what the outcome will be....ask those in Syria...

Donwapz:
We have some units of Tokunbo Suzuki every and Daihatsu Hijet minibus for sale in Enugu at giveaway prices. We have so many units available on the ground and they are all super clean.

The prices are unbeatable. We offload our goods every month. We have so many units on the ground.

We are not part of these people that park one unit besides a gutter and put a plastic container on top with the inscription " for sale", we are always in stock.
The price is 830K [Negotiable]
Contact me on 08107992356 for inspection and pick up.

Still available Is your number on WhatsApp??

EmptyGarden:
Mami water pastors running rampant in Anambra.

It is a business!

CallMeAthena:
I just wonder how IPOB will rule themselves if they ever get independence.

Same question I've been asking for years now. They're busy antagonizing everyone around them yet they forget that Nations usually need to get along with their neighbors,
They also forget that their citizens won't just go back home but will remain in other nations including the "zoo" just trying to live their lives!
Anyway.... bring ant infested wood home....

Molahnelson:
let's her be
is it not you people that celebrate people having sex in a national TV (BBN)

what do you think that kid will learn with this can of disintegrating society of our

Thank you! And promoting lewd and wack songs and music videos claiming it's trending! Results are:
Taking sex and lust as life's daily mode.
Bad English and eventually failure in WAEC!

Macphenson:
He was begging for alms to treat himself.

The actresses are buying houses in choice areas and flying all around the globe, but the actors are begging for alms even to take care of their medical bill..


That's Nollywood.

Yep you're right! But fans are guilty too...we cheer the ladies and follow them and promote their lifestyle by passing snide and lewd comments on their pages which they enjoy, instead of chiding them to help the guys!
I think our mentality towards these selfish sisters should change.... boycott their pages and promote the guys!

Righteousness2:
He will have many things to say.

Another Dorcas has come back to life.

Probably the Tears of those He has touched , were to much for the ALMIGHTY GOD to ignore.

BABA being the Compassionate GOD had to send him back

If you actually believe God's words Heb 9:27 then try and rephrase your comments.... unless I didn't read it well....

At these times when the DNA test issues are breaking forth, here are some things that are going to happen!
Husband wakes up with a sour face,wife begin to think he's suspicious
Husband prepares to go to work, wife begins to think he will also visit a doctor's
Husband calls during work hours, wife thinks he's going to ask her to come to the hospital too
Husband drives home from work...the wife on hearing the sound of the car begins to pray silently
Husband has an envelope in his hands, wife thinks it's test results
Husband is quiet, just to relax a bit, wife shivers thinking he's going to break news about testing
Husband walks into his room, wife stiffens thinking he's about to summon her
Husband delays in coming out of the room, wife begins to panic thinking he's depressed inside the room and probably crying
Hmmmmm
Husband calls the children and hugs them...wife thinks he's taking samples....!
These are omnious signs in these days coming....
Please add yours!

Her mom will be so proud of her!

I'm just sad that the remaining thread that holds trust in women is gone! So as the world becomes more tech sofisticate so our ladies continue to lose their sense of privacy and decorum!! Very unfortunate.
I'm sure with this happening men will be more careful in relation to women. Their loss anyway...no time for them self.

eagleu:
Federal government made 'richest man in Africa' has no idea how to conduct himself.

Trust me I know your region. But envy and jealousy kills slowly but surely. At a time during a war, FG made someone also the richest man in Nigeria by contacting him to purchase arms to help kill his own people! And he did it gladly! So, today it's dangotes turn...let him enjoy it...

Simply

LordFarquaad:
I nearly thought that was a live cow behind you.

I would have helped you to faint o! I had to have a second look myself!

I believe in English it's SLAUGHTER not KILL...
anyway you have done well...now that you're a man, begin to move forward and out of your parents house.... don't have a girlfriend and be collecting small change from popsie or momsie to chat her up...get your own means of livelihood now...
God willing next Christmas we go add another feather to your cap!
Good luck

YoonSung76:
Some people no just get shame

Really!!
Sometimes I wonder if they have parents or relations oh! How do they face the whole world after the pictures are taken and they're home....

sylve11:
On daily, people dey fall in love and fall out of love simultaneously............

Like the well known equation!!

Masterrhymes:
How genuine is your buyer and what are the terms of the contract?

Genuine sir.
+2348071782910 WhatsApp.

Hello people! Anyone with links on dealing with Bonny light crude for export please.
If you do please mention me let me reach you. Please ONLY GENUINE dealers, I no get time for dogon turanci...

livingchrist:
The whole world is being conditioned to receive the antichrist but the antichrist cannot show up until the rapture takes place.

Can you explain 1 John 2;18, 22
1john4:3?
Then please clearly show me in the Bible where you find this RAPTURE you're talking about.
Expecting...

livingchrist:
The whole world is being conditioned to receive the antichrist but the antichrist cannot show up until the rapture takes place.

Can you explain 1 John 2;18, 22
1john4:3?
Then clearly show me in the Bible where you find this RAPTURE you're talking about.
Expecting...

SavageResponse:
Married women sending nudes to you? Are you sure the pics they sent are not pics they downloaded from the internet?

My dear...I've their FACES on it o... I'm just worrying for their husbands... I'm just quietly and quickly putting up a wall between us... good a thing I'm not in Nigeria with any of them...

All I know is: don't trust ANY WOMAN.
Just turn her down stylishly o...if you're too harsh in doing it she will likely scheme against you and you will be seen as a rapist... women NEVER accept blame when they're wrong... they'll rather be hospitalized and make it seem like your "accusations" led to their illness.
OP thread carefully. Once you resume work...it will help you keep away from her.
I'm seriously wondering why these days women feel no qualms about trying to get laid! Even married ones!! I've 3 of them (married oh) almost destroying my phone with nudes!! It was like play like play o....and guess what? I'm not even 700km close by...and I'll never get any closer...

Prenonjebose:
Rip. He broke many hearts at espana 82, against Brazil and Germany. The Brazilians were stunned

Stunned and dazed...they remained so even on their way home!

DeRay98:
Bros you tried oh! Mine (1979-83)was thrown into the pit toilet by elder brother in the mid 80s as disciplinary action against me.

Oh la Laaaaaa!! Sorry about that bro! Just take consolation that the memories are always there!!

majamajic:
This man
Growing up then , there's this chewing gum that always have their pics on it
Rip to him

Mannnnn those chewing gum pictures were with me from 1984 to 2001 when my wife burnt them as "useless pictures" thinking they were of no importance to me....(I'm still in mourning)
Anyway...RIP Paolo Rossi... Really entertained us at that world cup!

The lawyer and the lady passenger!
Lawyer from the East! Abi you bring gifts of gold frankincense and myrrh?? If you were mobile and had given her a lift she'd probably have had a different outlook of you.
My disenchantment is the grammar from both sides!
While the girl was poor, the lawyer was below average in his "cross-examination" of such a girl he saw as "classy" enough for a barrister!!
Anyway....his subtle intents were exposed from the beginning of the chat!
Better luck next time in another bus!

Question to a woman married for 10 years.
Does your husband satisfy you sexually?

No.He doesn't do to me so I only do him once in a while. He said we mustn't enjoy sex every time�‍♀️�‍♀️ so. I just de open make he enter and commot.
Is sex overrated?
Mature comments please...