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Plut01:
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Go get yourself Pears baby lotion and have your skin back, but this time clean and soft skin.


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Correct!! Baby lotion plus drinking water steady...

The command secondary School is a military detention camp not a school he says, yet I see children go in and out of that place always!
He takes Google Earth, marks a place and calls it anything...no one tries to verify, Everyone is swept away by emotional intelligence he weilds and everyone rushes to social media to vent!
This death camp is just by the dual carriage of Abuja kaduna express road o...not hidden!
Anyway since the first time I traveled to Eastern Nigeria 19 years ago I've always noticed people buying a certain publication that's all about Biafra, the publisher sells by appealing to the emotions of the Eastern guys by recycling and fabrication of old pictures and stories of Biafra and isreal!
I've never seen independence won on social media and by corrosive and toxic speeches of a leader.
I wish he would just come clean and do what it takes to lead them to their hearts desire...

iamDrRhymes:
No doubt, dreams are spiritual but I also believe that dreams can also be fragments of our daily activities and thoughts. Take for example, will it be strange for some who slept on an empty stomach to see himself eating in his dream? Won't that be natural? In fact, just like Isaiah 29:8 says, [/i]“as when a hungry person dreams of eating, but awakens hungry still; as when a thirsty person dreams of drinking, but awakens faint and thirsty still. So will it be with the hordes of all the nations that fight against Mount Zion.”[i]

I remember Pastor Chris Oyahkilome teaching that eating in a dream is nothing to worry about contrary to other highly spiritual people who ascribes eating in the dream to sign of affliction, diseases and all. Is there even any bible passage to substantiate that eating in a dream is actually bad?

Please let's discuss, am curious about this thing. Elders in the house, where are you?

Your opening statement already says about what you believe. But if you are a Christian can you in all honesty show me from the Bible where God gave laws concerning dreams and eating?
These fantastic things you hear are the devil's way using "men of God" to grip you and keep you mystified thereby making sure you seek their counsel each time you catch cold and it lasts longer than a day!
If God did not say it in the Bible then it's not of faith (Rom 10:17) for faith comes by hearing the words of God. Whatever is not of faith therefore is sin. Rom 14:23

Served in Ebonyi 19 years ago. I was so naive. Not because I was young or inexperienced but because I thought the camp was strict since the military guys were there....how wrong I was!
It was the very same day camp closed that a lady told me how se.x was like part of the curriculum! Boy!! Was I shocked!! It was even then she told me how two ladies fought themselves over me! I had honestly thought I was just their friend!
She laughed at my surprise.....
Really op, NYSC days are filled with sexual desire and adventure... don't let anyone fool you except you're like myself... boring and naive!!

paulolee:
I think d coach dnt believe in him dt much n i kinda blame him for making such move....I dnt see how a martial dts a natural winger is starting as a top 9 ahead of ighalo, i dnt see d need of bringing in Cavani from d start wen u av a top 9 dt isnt playing.
I blame Ighalo for not asking for s move back to China or a loan deal to oda smaller clubs wen cavani signed..

That's what ive been thinking myself. A top player like him ought to know better and make a fast move out before he becomes stale!

Guys, ever since Jude Odion Ighalo made his celebrated move to Manchester United a lot was said at the onset of that move...a very good player at that...his dreams came true!!
His goals were crucial for the team and his coach showered praises on him!
Now....it's been silence..,..he's not even making the bench!!!
Can we say it's still a dream move

Bane16268:
Mine is HACKSAW RIDGE most emotional movie I have watched. I literally couldn't stop myself from crying.

It's based on the battle of Okinawa island between US and Japanese soldiers during WW2

Boyyyy... very interesting and emotional.... it's a true story.
I love war movies...the really true ones...not commando of Arnold.
Saving Private Ryan
Full metal jacket
We were brothers..
Watch the wild geese...cry dey await you there too

JGirl20:
Hahaha
You're really really dramatic

Thanks sir...I guess watching too much tv....

emmyrate1:
did you say green snake are harmless

He said so...and it's largely true. Except for the green mambas...those ones are living in southern Africa

I once said the size of snake should determine if the story makes FP, this your snake is division 4. So, mods should have put your post in agriculture section.
Mambas, cobras, taipans, anacondas pythons are premier league, they should make FP.
This your snake is called a Grass snake...eats insects and doesn't bite.

CalliDora1:
Lol.. Ishi Ishi... Your comments always cracks me up.

I think he asked why on one of those days but I told him nothing and he said don't you have food? I told him I'll be fine. I think that was when he first said "im sorry" and didn't call for four days.

Let me go and buy dangote cement for the blocking. Hahahahaaaa Ishi will not kill me o.

I'm providing the concrete mixer and labor for the blocking!
Guys like him spend days digging into people's profiles on nairaland and coming up with sardonic replies and stupid "know all" mentality only to eventually cry out to be helped when the little they have in their pockets dry out.
For crying out loud, what reasonable guy toasts a lady in that manner? Please, a lorry load of labourers are on their way.... with the mixer.
Ignore the pun.k and go ahead with your beautiful life. Cheers

davidswhales:
Jesús Christ! I am just so angry right now, I mean what the Bleep is wrong with girls/ladies/women.
A friend's friend is going through something similar to this except for the fact that they both just graduated.
The guy has actually visited the girls parents like a year ago to let them know how so much he loves their daughter. Now that they just graduated, the parents are like she needs to get wedded cos her younger sis has done introduction.
Now the relationship is on the verge of breaking up cos the girl feels he does not have a job yet and all. The guy has been unstable.
When I heard I was mad with rage,that how can the girl consider such? So you gon leave someone you claim to love cos of financial security cos your parent said this and that?
I told my friend immediately that the girl never truly loved him. She was just using him to cruise.
Girls are just ungrateful species, how can you say you are grateful to him and then do that to him. Self centered mofos! Mtcheww..

In fact! Very annoying. Soon they go and marry the settled guy but be running back to old flame to satiate themselves! What a bargain! It's happening and will still happen....as long as humans exist.

Simple matter...baby, we're going swimming today....na dia she go begin to stammer.... I'm not moved by paints and "transformation"!

Sunofgod:
This is kidnap.....

Yea...the kid was caught napping!

Timoleon:
Sebi una use expatriate take do keeper�
The answer to that position is to search inward for raw talents and find good trainers to give internationally standard training to them so they can have the needed tools to compete. The likes of shorunmu, Enyeama Peter rufai all were discovered locally afterall. These days na so so onyibo we Dey pack full our team. We never chichumchin�

You know!
It's funny that we're now inviting oyibo boys into our team and Germany is now having black boys too!

Bros, I learned my lesson 30 years ago! Each morning I have to drop my mom at work and return home with the car. From wuse to garki. On my way along area 10 I often see a girl who's a student at wuse secondary School but I never thought of giving her a ride even though I pass her school before getting home.
One particular day I passed...then stopped. She ran to meet up. Ok... I'll drop you at school...no conversation o...as we approached I asked if she prefers to alight at first or second side of the school... guess what? She told me to take her wherever I wanted!!! Really Well...I took her driving round the city. And we struck a great friendship. Purely plutonic or so I thought... until the day she tried to kiss me. When I refused saying we were just friends she said nothing.
So, good boy me went later to take her home. She dropped a note in the car and said I should read it later. I did. Guess what? She berated me for trying to seduce her by driving her around and being "nice"!!!
I couldn't comprehend all of that!
Well....I never saw or spoke to her again til date...but that note is still with me....30 years on....
You never know with women!
Me? I don't offer lifts even when I know you unless you. They think all too different

Righteousness89:
GOD Almighty is more than Capable to Sort out His Children..
No being anywhere in the World can Deport one who is powered by GOD. It's not done! It Cannot be Done!

The Earth is the LORD and the Fulness thereof!

God of the Bible DOESN'T work illegalities, do you know that?? The legal thing to do is migration via the approved means. Can you say in all righteousness that what happened to that man is legal? If you say yes then your own integrity is at stake.
It's like cheating to pass WAEC though you're not caught, and you're in the university, it still doesn't remove that fact that you cheated at WAEC.
Better he does the right thing else....

UDUJ:
Yes he was. He got all the corrupt leaders of the past and killed them. Something badly needed in Nigeria right now. We just need a radical leader like Rawlings to make it happen.

In fact...
I was telling a friend that the push to make government listen to the people would have been during the pandemic and lockdown when the whole world was grounded...no airplane flying and everyone was in Nigeria...that would have been the best time... government for agree Sharp sharp on any requests!!

The man has gone! Nationalist and African champion!
Wait o....how come none of the "great" men of god who were busy with USA election predictions didn't see vision or prophecy on this

Throwback:
Religious fanatics are in severe pain.

Worse still, they keep disgracing Christianity with their own insanity.

A Christian with a litany of moral blemish has just been sacked as POTUS and another Christian without moral blemish has been elected.

Move on with your ass licking for a racist Christian.

Mind you, as a Christian I owe Jews or Israel nothing. It is not a crime for America to support both Palestine and Israel to achieve peace in the MiddleEast, that has been in turmoil due to the land grabbing antics of the Jews who returned to an Arab populated Palestine from Eastern Europe.

Please, can you rewrite this in loud letters In case those disgracing Bible and Christianity can hear very well.... please..
Thanks

Hmmmmmm....isn't God powerful and mysterious?? Another season of embarrasment for our "prophets, prophetesses, and m en of God" has come!
They will open up their mouths and speak what God didn't say just to gain members, popularity and cash.
When they all failed on coronavirus they came up with the most hollow excuses for God! How insulting! 5g came they called it evil, now Chinese have launched a test for 6G just yesterday! Soon they will call it evil but will use it to "preach"!
Please...any reasonable person who has time for his Bible should study it carefully and get rid of this merchants of falsehood.

Opexzy:
So many people have been saying, "God said" , "God showed me" , "God revealed to me" and the likes... This is really annoying, considering the fact that you people are not neutral. Can't you air your opinion without making a mockery of God? You prayed in front of a camera and you went ahead to upload it on social media, what happen to the instructions Jesus gave in Mathew 6:6.

If some of these deluded Christians are given the chance, they will rig the election and suppress the voice of majority of American electorates in favor of Trump and call it Holy Rigging.

You took the words right out of my mouth...say no more....

Righteousness89:
This is Wonderful!
This is Glorious!
In the Face of Stiff opposition and Choking Challenges , We Stand our Ground in our Faith and Belief in GOD ALMIGHTY!

Anytime ! Anywhere! Anyday! I will stick out my Self Spirtually and Physically for President Trump to be Re-elected!
There is no way I will Support Lgbt, Beastility etc in the Name of Human right!
There is no way I will Support Murdering of kids in the Name of Abortion right!
There is no way I will Ever Support one who does not Publicly support Isreal!

Whether or not it goes to what we Desire , it does not Change or alter our Trust in GOD Almighty!

GOD remains GOD!
We remain totally and absolutely Given to GOD and HIS Course!

With all Love! These are my Brothers and Sisters!!

Sorry that you can't see that even the worst government is put there by God himself for his own reasons.
Do you think LGBT guys didn't vote for Trump? Go find out and come tell us.

odun51587:
OP What of Aleku in Idoma Land

Aleku is the spirit of the ancestors. It's represented by a masquerade that appears at funerals or sometimes at some special festival. It speaks in deep parables and sayings which is translated by a man close to the masquerade.
The voice is altered by putting some stuff in his mouth...so only the interpreter really hears and understand...
In the times past, foreigners and women are forbidden from seeing Alekwu, but nowadays the culture isn't so tight...
During burials as soon as the Alekwu is approaching all females are locked in...until the body is lowered to Earth.
Hope you now have a bit of knowledge... Cheers

Oyine, you didn't add these:
1) When you whistle at night EKINIBI will visit you and dance at your doorstep.
2) When you sweep at night you sweep away your fortune
3) When you thread needle at night you're inviting evil to yourself
4) Splitting salt on the table even accidentally is bringing bad luck to your family.
It's all BS but we believed it as kids.

Fountainofyouth:
Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.

Choooiiii....you were possessively pampered! I can just feel his breathing on my neck!!

CosmicPhoenix:

this is what I'm currently using

Officially, you're going to be registered as a fossil!

GamalNasser:
Well Trump's always knows what he is doing ...she just needs to assure the White house that she would protect American interest over Chinese interest ...Trump doesn't want anither chinese puppet like the man in WHO

So she now become Americans puppet??

Many years ago, I was dating my now wife, yet a lady kept hitting on me with the excuse of coming for tutoring. Well, one night she came saying she needed help with her assignments. Imagine at 8pm!
Well, I obliged and we quickly finished the assignment.
Oooohh, she's so tired, she's going to lie on my bed for a while.
30 minutes turned to 1 hour.
Are you not going home?
Oh...it's too dark to go now
Hmmmmmm...my buzzer began to warn me.
I let her sleep.
Midnight she roused and asked if I wasn't coming to bed.
I told her I'll sleep on the floor.
She tried again and same response.
Well by morning she met me at the desk where I was working and asked how I could have neglected her!
Simply told her I've a fiancee and besides it would have been proper if I toasted her first before pawing her! She left in a storm!!
She never did like me after that.

Maybe if we watch the video to the end most of the words we're using here will be toned.
I've watched the video and he didn't seem to be laughing at the situation but at the way Sanwo olu presented his speech...

hotspec:
my hands are shaking reading this. I've been wondering d meaning of Awkuzu SARS, now I fully understood. #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality

My brother!! The way my blood is boiling now!!!

What about the sports group?? Always available for NUGA etc...they miss exams and tests yet they don't fail because they represent the school!!