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With the events that has unfolded in the past couple of weeks, Chelsea has an edge over city as things stand. Chelsea are currently wounded and still nursing their FA cup loss, so I expect them to come out more aggressively. Their previous two wins against city will also give them more confidence.

City now have a phobia for Chelsea After losing twice to them. They also have more pressure on them to win it for the first time and also avoid a 3rd consecutive loss to Chelsea which will be embarrassing and devastating at this stage considering their status. The only thing that can save city is if they score first to boost their confidence otherwise they will enter panic mode if Chelsea strikes first and may never recover.

KorrectGospelTV:
On the wedding night, Bro. Bobo and Sister Baby retire to their room.

Bobo: Sweetheart, we need to start everything with prayer.

Baby: No problem, prayer is the master key

Bobo: I am glad I married a spiritual person.

Father in the name of Jesus..

( Bobo keeps praying for hours until they fall asleep. Sis. Baby is not pleased but she bears it. The next day, they return from fellowship in the late afternoon. It is night again. )

Bobo: Sweetheart, we must pray o. All the enemies that want to hinder our progress must be put to shame.

Baby: ( hiding her displeasure) Okay.

( They pray till they fall asleep)

(It is day three. They spend most of the day shopping. It is night again)

Bobo: Honey, we must fight serious battles in prayer tonight.

( He barely ends talking before Sis Baby screams)

Baby: Stop eeeeet! I say stop eeet! Tonight, you must give me what I have been waiting for.

I: Biko, what has she been waiting for?�

Why would a newly married man be like this?

I believe this is a joke. But the real thing usually happens with ladies. I have seen real life instances of the ladies giving series of excuses to avoid sex even with their newly married husband.

SEYIKP:
This match won't look like FINAL, because Chelsea will over respect City, and they will get thrash 3:0 by first half. Before they regain their confidence in 2nd half, the game would have been over.

Chelsea is a very compact side and it won't be easy to put 3 goals past them in the space of 45minutes.

With the events that has unfolded in the past couple of weeks, Chelsea has an edge over city as things stand. Chelsea are currently wounded and still nursing their FA cup loss, so I expect them to come out more aggressively. Their previous two wins against city will also give them more confidence.

City now have a phobia for Chelsea After losing twice to them. They also have more pressure on them to win it for the first time and also avoid a 3rd consecutive loss to Chelsea which will be embarrassing and devastating at this stage considering their status. The only thing that can save city is if they score first to boost their confidence otherwise they will enter panic mode if Chelsea strikes first and may never recover.

selemempe:
Probably a boko haram agent
Even in the heat of the civil war, Igbos never turned to suicide bombing

Kanu adviced IPOBS to start carrying suicide bombs some days ago.

AlhajiNatty:
Well deserved!
He has paid his dues. A Champions League win over noisy Chelsea would be an icing on the cake for him.

More than an icing. It will be a major achievement for the club. Remember city have never won the champions League in their history. So winning it for them will be a landmark achievement.

Ninejaywon:
It depends on how you talk to the female kid. When you talk to her like the kid that she is and not attempt to even woo her. Them no born am well not to respect you. It is when a guy stoop so low to start all those bullshit talks with them that brings those nonsense attitude.

Exactly, and that is how you can gain their respect. The ones around me here fear and respect me alot because of my strictness. They are still wondering the kind of person I am who seems not to fancy the female genda. They can call me gay if they like, I don't give a fûck.

HenryDion:
Puberty, and yes, the chemical makeup of their mind is changing. They are maturing and trying to navigate that phase.

Unless the said girl is naturally disrespectful, there is a lot of internal battle that goes with that stage in life.

They have questions, unfortunately, most Nigerian parents are dumb.

It could be nothing personal. If you notice a girl's attitude has changed immediately she hit puberty, you can call her and inquire what's going on.

If you gain their trust, they will open up... But their biggest fear is shame and being taken advantage of.

They become wary of men, even their fathers. But an educated figure will put them at ease and remind them that it's a normal phase every woman must pass through.

When doing that, please guide your third leg!!!

I don't think it has anything to do with puberty. The female genda is naturally disrespectful. I have related with quite alot of them with different age brackets and they are all the same. No matter how old or mature you think they are, they will always manifest that childish and disrespectfull part of them. Talk about women in their 40s 50s and 60s, I have related with them and they all carry the same trait.

aycapri:
I talk am nah. if it is true, that means some women are so daft.

It's all about money. You will be amazed when you discover the things women will do for money. They can do virtually anything once money is involved.

gozzlin:
How the mighty has fallen. Back in the day, this mob used to be a status symbol acquired by those who just came into sudden wealth. How time flies. I feel a strong sense of nostalgia remembering the 'good old' days of the late 80's to early 90's or thereabouts.




If you gii me dis thing for dash now I no go
even take.

Yeah, even uptill 2003/04 it was still a hotcake. Benz 200 and 190E were also reigning around that time too.

kponkedenge:
The Chief of Army Staff died in a King Air 350 aircraft.

We had four of them :
NAF201
NAF202
NAF203
NAF204

In Feb, NAF201 crashed in Abuja and killed all 8 Airforce men. Now NAF203 has killed everyone onboard. Time to ground NAF202 and NAF204.

The King Air 350 costing somewhere between $3-$8m is used by most CEOs around the world and was bought in 2014. So, this was not an old aircraft. Kobe Bryant had a $13m brand new Sikorsky S-76B helicopter and it crashed unfortunately. There are brand new Boeing Max with problems too.

May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

From the recent pattern, it will be advisable to ground 202 and 204, but the bigger issue is the unpredictable nature of this life we live in. Sometimes it is not about maintenance or age of the craft but the unpredictable nature of life just happens. See the case of Kobe and that of the Leicester city FC owner. Are we going to say they lacked maintenance culture? And you even said Kobe's chopper was brand new.

federal9:
As a human being we are not to rejoice over someone's death. Why are Nigerians always happy to death news?

We have a lot of psychos on Nairaland, or let me just call them kids who feel they can hide under the anonymity of this forum to unleash their childish tantrums and say what ever they like. It is only a psycho or someone that is immature that will rejoice over another person's death and say all sorts of nasty things. These kids don't understand what life is all about yet.

GRACEGLORY:
Now, it took you 30 years to understand the difference between school and education.

You're still good to go, start working to change your trajectories, by seeking VISION, and financial education.

30yrs You mean he started learning and reasoning right from the day he was born? (0yrs old)

mansakhalifa:
It is mainly to make the job of the guy pulling the trigger{the executioner} easier.

One of those psychological things... once the executioner cannot see the eyes of the victim, it sort of dehumanises the victim to a large extent and makes it easier for the executioner to pull the trigger.

I hope my explanation is lucid/clear enough.

Not all of them are blindfolded. I watched one some years ago where the victim was executed by firing squad at the Popular Lagos bar beach. You could see the agony on his face as the Army fired their lethal shots at him. To make matters worse, the commander deliberately delayed the rounds maybe to prolong the suffering. The man took about 3 rounds before giving up the ghost. It was a terrible sight to behold. Memories of the scene still Hunt me till this day.

cc: doradorwa

Patrioticbreed9:
these are balistic missile's and not ass.this list is about ass'es bruv

tnerro1:
Oga , this na wetin dem call SSBBW. No be this type we Dey talk about ooooooo

luminouz:
The ones you posted are abnormal Biko

Shuuuu

The op said "big" or are you trying to redefine "big" ? Maybe he should have used "moderate" afterall. Those ones I posted are the real definition of big.

debbydams:
u grab..come to KWASU I mean Kwara state university, all of them with big ass..

You don't know what you are saying. or maybe you don't know what a big ass means. I reside in ilorin and I have never come across any big ass for the past 10years now.

Incase you don't know what a big ass means, see photos for your self below. Have you come across This size in KWASU or Ilorin as a whole

Baiser:
About getting married to my babe of 7 years.... All is good except for one thing.... Sex.


Sex had been good up on till about a few weeks, I believe she's pissed at me.

I have never cheated and I don't want to cheat, but when a woman starts using Sex as a bargaining power even after begging to forgive (my offense was I said she was spending too much money).... It pisses me off.


Like, I have very high libido and Sex is like food especially with someone I love so much, this babe cooks and does every normal thing, but the Sex part, she denies me.... Damn.

I have never begged for Sex and will never...

Rn a girl is sending me seductive photos and am really really Hot like crazy. Unfortunately, I can't force her cos I won't enjoy.

I believe Sex should be spontaneous and and wanted by both of us. She enjoys me a lot, cos I make sure she's well drilled with a lot of pre_intimacy.

I know she wants it, but she wants me to beg her....

I am just confused...
I wonder how you married folks handle issues like this?

That is why most married men have side chicks and some whose religion permit become polygamous.

Most men think that marriage is a ticket to having unlimited and unhindered sex but it doesn't work especially here in Africa. Women have a lower sex drive compared to that of men and the practice of FGM in Africa has further reduced this urge and also reduced the pleasure that women can derive from sex So sex means nothing to most of our women here, and that is why it is difficult to fûck them unless you motivate them with money and other material things.

Most of our married women here in Africa see no reason to have sex unless for procreation due to the aforementioned reason, thus they always require a motivational factor to engage in the act and that is why they usually hold their husbands to ransom.

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realitycheck4u:
This Chelsea match vs Leicester and the previous match vs Arsenal both seem suspicious.

Considering Chelsea's current form, there is no chance in hell, for them to have lost these last 2 matches without someone playing hanky panky somewhere.

It's as if someone higher up gave Thomas Tuchel instructions to deliberately bring out a handicapped and under-powered Chelsea team line up.

I know some people may claim it's team rotation but for Christ's sake, what was Kepa doing in this team today against Leicester or in the previous match against Arsenal. It's the end of the season and each team need to always play their best.

Mendy was bought because of his height and agility. Why was he not used today

If Mendy was in goal today, he would have easily stopped that shot with a finger tip save.

What was Ben Chillwell doing on the bench in today's match ?

Why did it take so long before the coach decide to bring in a $45 million defender ?

What was Christian Pulisic doing on the bench ? I know that Pulisic struggles against defensive teams with big strong well built defenders, but Leicester does not have those kinds of defenders therefore this match was perfect for Pulisic to have started it from the beginning

Why were major substitutions not made at half time when it was very obvious that the current set up was not working ?

I streamed the match against Arsenal from Sky Sports and streamed today's match from BT Sports and if you listen to the commentators, you will immediately see their bias and hatred for Chelsea. It's as if Chelsea is the behemoth monster standing in the way of the little teams and must be stopped for the little teams to benefit from football and finally win some trophies after many years of failure.

From the way they cheered every move made by both Leicester and Arsenal it reminded me of the feeling and impression I got whenever I watched CNN during the Trump presidency. It was as if Chelsea was the new Donald Trump who must be stopped for the little guy to get some joy.

I seriously believe that these last 2 matched were fixed and if this is true that it really discourages me about the UCL final.

Why get excited about an already fixed match only to go home sad.

Drogba's 2009 comment against UEFA in that disgraceful match vs Barcelona immediately comes to mind.

Football is not socialism, football should not be by quota system, It is not charity. it is a game between 11 men or women and both teams should always field their best eleven and not be told or forced to deliberately handicap themselves.

This last 2 matches must be investigated and Chelsea fans must protest and demand the immediate sale of Kepa and Alonso the same way they protested against the Super League.

Considering that the EPL is still kneeling down and worshiping George Floyd long after his family has already been settled with millions of dollars, I won't put match fixing beyond the EPL and UEFA.

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Guy all this long epistle and propaganda because Chelsea lost

noble2faith:
This is the reason why any team shouldn't be written off! Tuchel wrote Leceister FC off and he suffered greatly for that. How could you bench one of the best keeper in the world! He ought to have made early substitution during the second half. Alonso, ziyech, and Werner were not in the game.

He has always been using Kepa in FA cup so why change him today? And I didn't see any fault from Kepa. That was a goal bound shot and Mendy wouldn't save it either. The entire squad needs to be blamed. They didn't play with the hunger to win, maybe they were fatigued. But that is football, the team that wants it most usually wins.

robinsoncrosoe:
Why play kepa for Christ sake

You can't blame him for that goal. Mendy won't save it either.

fergie001:
#TuchelOut..........

Lol, too early for this

I hope city will take a cue from this. I said it that to beat this CHE side, you need to be aggressive and fast paced. Not those lazy passing and slow paced game we have seen so far from City, Madrid and Porto.

Having a roommate is like getting married. You will never know the true character of someone until you live with him/her.

During my university days, I had a nasty experience with the first roommate I had. So I took my time to study a particular guy for one year, he was very nice and caring or so I thought. After our rent elapsed, I relocated to another place with this new guy. Lo and behold, our relationship didn't last for 1 month. Infact he was worse than my previous roommate. I had to endure for the remaining 11 months! This was a guy I studied for 1 year and couldn't detect his bad sides until we lived together and he revealed it under 1 month.

After that experience, I decided never to have anything to do with roommates again. I started living alone and I was able to concentrate fully on my studies without distraction.

proxillin:
Jorghino scored against us..not arsenal.

U packed the bus for 90minute...

At least you people can laugh Tonite..tuchel has been making u cry

This one that you have been foaming in the mouth like a swine since the game ended, it seems you have lost a fortune to this match. How much did you stake

arantess:
All teams can beat arsenal, no be chelsea

Be sincere with yourself, were you expecting this result before the game? Considering the recent exploits of CHE?

DesignAndBuild:
It doesn't matter who is doing it, it doesn't matter how popular they are, whether it's Ronaldo, davido or Wizkid, it doesn't matter how social media tries to paint it good, premarital sex, premarital pregnancy and premarital parenthood is sin. I'll never give in to the hype. It was sin 200 years ago, it is sin today, and it will be sin 200 years from now, regardless how much "popular culture" it becomes.

You can't blame him with the way women are breaking their marriages and setting men up for cash-out in European countries. That's why most men there are scared of getting married for the fear of losing their wealth to a greedy and ungrateful bîtch and the trend will continue. A time will come when marriage will be completely relegated and will only be practiced by a few religious people.

dignity33:
I said it and I repeat it again unknown Gunmen are DSS AND MIYETTI AllAH.

What type of a backward reasoning is this? How can the govt be sponsoring people to destroy its own properties? Do you know how much it will cost the Govt to rebuild all what has been destroyed?

Maxymilliano:
Next in line to be murdered.. this one's no go take us much time before we dismantle them

Arsenal are highly unpredictable. I won't be surprised if they beat CHE tonight.