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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Don’t Be Afraid Of Hiring Someone With ZERO Experience. by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:21pm On Jul 25, 2022
UnknownQueen:
Imagine hiring all your employees without any given experience in their job roles, that's a recipe for disaster if you ask me.....
All?

How?

General Manager, zero experience, abi?

That's not possible. Still, companies will want to hire a front desk officer (receptionist) and be looking for 4 years experience.

A person with 4 years experience looking to be a receptionist is a red flag, sef. It means the person spent 4 years in th same spot with no desire to grow.

Most jobs (with the exception of some, like Doctors, Managers, Engineers, Lawyers, Scientists, etc) can be fully mastered in a couple months within an organisation.

Why ask for years of experience for those?
Politics › Re: Amaechi Trends For Allegedly Saying Delegates Who Sold Votes Are Regretting by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:18pm On Jul 25, 2022
Moh247:
Sure, while a Kaduna PDP delegate spent his own his people in his comiunity
He won't regret how he spent his, because a whole lot of people are grateful to him, grateful to God for him and praying for him.

Some bought cars, some drank theirs away, some Na gehs collect am.

Those will naturally be sharing a one-room apartmemt with regret now, waking and sleeping with it.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Trends For Allegedly Saying Delegates Who Sold Votes Are Regretting by Jeezuzpick(m):
Moh247:
Make Amaechi dey decieve himself

Who collects $10,000 or ₦6,000,000 and regrets such offer
People who blew it all on merriment and are now broke, of course!
Celebrities › Re: Canada Denies Yemi Alade Visa Over Fears ‘she Won’t Leave The Country’ by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45am On Jul 25, 2022
festacman:
I thought our artistes are doing well financially. So what's the issue with Yemi Alade not having impressive bank balance to convince the embassy.

I am confused.
She may, but what of her drummer? The backup singer?

The stars may be big, but the ordinary folks that help them get there are not.
Business › Re: Elon Musk Had An Affair With Sergey Brin's Wife, Nicole Shanahan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36pm On Jul 24, 2022
Pandev:
This Elon Musk na weyrey. Hope y'all niggas dey see say money no dey make the f-gender loyal. The hóe no come fine it still doesn't mean, Elon Musk's exes are fucking another men (men who Elon is richer than) right now. And his current woman can fúck another man too.
You are wise.
Politics › Re: 2023 Election: When Will Tinubu Grant An Interview? - 00FFT00 by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:43pm On Jul 24, 2022
BAT4Presido2023:
Don't put our esteemed BAT and future president on the same level as pitoobi

Everything get levels if you no know

#BAT2023
#VOTE4COMPETENCE
#VOTE4LEADERSHIP
#VOTE4ACCOUNTABILITY
#BAT4ASOROCK

Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the man for the job (
So he shouldn't tell us his plans other than to feed you guys with starch?

Àgbàdo and cassava processing plant like you.
Politics › Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Fayemi Urges CAN To Evolve A Charter Of Demands by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:18pm On Jul 24, 2022
sojiboy:
*APC Muslim-Muslim ticket: Fayemi Urges CAN to evolve a charter of demands for political leaders*



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0u1UgLHfL5TEZzS91bGv5vCdAzUyq7QZgkqVjwNoaUwpNiTt4adMRfEdM7ppTLEkzl&id=100069437032705
I hope y'all can see what pastors look like, not the clowns paraded by BAT and Shettima
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Ordeal With GNLD Neolife Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:34pm On Jul 23, 2022
Alwaysready:
huh

This is not a bad experience. The business is genuine and real.

Its a 2 in 1 business you know. Online(freelancing)and offline(network marketing).

Pm me if interested.
HAAAAAA!!
Politics › Re: Takeaways From Atiku's Interview On Arise Television - Tinubu Organisation by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:27pm On Jul 23, 2022
Okay.

Atiku goofed, big time.

Let's wait for the Alágbàdo of Àgbàdo, Èmi lo kàn (I) of Ìrágbìjí Annex, Bourdillon Street, Lagos.
Car Talk › Re: 'Are You Okay, You Call This A Car?' – Lady Rages At Boyfriend Over Car Gift by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:07pm On Jul 22, 2022
dollytino4real:
Guy run 4 ur life o! Is not car then is wat? Some of dis our gender can scatter table sef
It must be a skit.

CRV wey bankers sef dey drive?
Politics › Re: South-East Youths Reject Peter Obi, Back Tinubu & Shettima - The Nation by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:11pm On Jul 22, 2022
seasonstt1:
Sit down there and start analysing... Later you will accuse him of buying vote..
Does he own the paper or not?
Politics › Re: South-East Youths Reject Peter Obi, Back Tinubu & Shettima - The Nation by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:11pm On Jul 22, 2022
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Bishops At Shettima’s Unveiling Not Fake – MURIC Replies CAN by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2022
So mumuric now knows bishops more than CAN, abi?

Yeye dey smell.
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Student Of Arthur Jarvis University Rescued, 3 Killed (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2022
dyera:
If it was Fulani herdsmen that kidnapped her, they would not have killed them like this.
My brother!

Kidnapping na risky line of business for who no be Fulani.
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Student Of Arthur Jarvis University Rescued, 3 Killed (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:47pm On Jul 22, 2022
kenzo25:
I think say na Fulani herdsmen kidnapped her
At all!

If na dem, notin wey police fit do o.
Health › Re: A Kidney Now Costs $262,000; Heart, $119,000, UN Warns Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:44pm On Jul 22, 2022
duality:
Looks like ritual killing has become global.
Most of those so-called "ritual killings" are organ harvesting.

₦151 million for 1 kidney, normal pessin get 2 o, plus 1 heart, 1 liver and 1 pancreas!

Harvest all from 2 people, no be around ₦1 billion you dey look so?

Which money ritual reach am again?
Health › Re: A Kidney Now Costs $262,000; Heart, $119,000, UN Warns Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:42pm On Jul 22, 2022
Politics › Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Mocks Tinubu (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:12am On Jul 22, 2022
pol23:
Tinubu,the most hated have the highest chance of being the winner.
Obi the most love have lowest chance of being the winner.
Vote will most likely be .
Tinubu: 40%
Atiku: 35%
Obi: 25%
I will prefer an Atiku than Tinubu.
I would prefer an Obi than Atiku.
But I will vote for Atiku.
A vote for Atiku is a vote to stop APC.
A vote for Obi is a vote to show power truly belongs to the people….. but this won’t stop the next phase of our suffering.
Please read the bolded again.

Read one more time.

Does it make sense to you?

How can the most hated have the most votes?

If he has the most votes, then it means he's the most loved and preferred.
Politics › Re: Fact Check: Are Bishops, Pastors Who Attended Shettima's Unveiling Fake? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:16am On Jul 22, 2022
plaindealer:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/07/21/fact-check-are-bishops-pastors-who-attended-tinubus-unveiling-of-shettima-fake/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
For the purpose of fair argument, let's even concede that the 2 you mentioned were real and they were there.

There were up to 30 (or more) and you say they are all real because you managed to name 1 or 2?

I guess if your son scores 2 over 30 in a crucial exam, you will praise him for passing with flying colours!

Ọ̀dẹ̀!
Health › Re: WHO Announces Funding To Roll-out For First-ever Malaria Vaccine In Africa by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:54pm On Jul 21, 2022
WibusJaga:
I no mind to queue up & pay for this kind vaccine. No be that yeye Covid-419 jab.
grin

Do you know what is really inside?

Just because they called it Malaria vaccine, doesn't mean it necessarily is, you know.

Let them also use it on their children and turn it over to our own scientists to analyse before use.

We have NAFDAC for a reason.
Crime › Re: Mimi, A Popular Tiktoker Dies After Boyfriend Allegedly Used Her For Rituals by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:46pm On Jul 21, 2022
iamwilliamsfx:
Now her followers never leave her?
No.

They should follow her ghost.
Politics › Re: Moment Shettima Acknowledged 30 "Bishops" From The Christian Faith (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:01am On Jul 21, 2022
igbotormentor:
Only Igbos are against Tinubu and some other political components, they are planting thorns and devil's apple, 2023 will be an interesting year.
grin

Alagbado of agbado land!

Cassava crushing machine!
Politics › Re: Clerics At Shettima's Unveiling Not Hired - Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Jul 21, 2022
obailala:
The faces of those clerics on the queue is what I find most amusing. Kaii... poverty na bastard!
They're not clerics.
Crime › Re: Young Man Racially Profiled And Beaten By Police In USA (Graphic Content) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Jul 20, 2022
heendrix:
But a white mass shooter would be treated with kids glove while a traffic offender is being tased in the face, it's sickening tbh

Reason why I tell lotta folks travelling abroad is and would never be an achievement, you'd always be a 3rd class citizen and that's after the Chinese and Hispanics have claimed the 2nd
The police don't get to arrest many white mass shooters these days.

They usually get shot dead by citizens who are packing heat themselves.
Travel › Re: Bear Ate Billionaire Couple And Pilot After Their Helicopter Crashed In Russia(P by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:22pm On Jul 20, 2022
Light78:
There should be guns in every helicopter in case something like that happens again.


A billionaire should have a licensed pistol or short gun.
Bruh.

The crash killed them.

The Bears snacked on their already dead bodies.
Family › Re: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2022
Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.

The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.

I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).

So technically, his wife might even return before him.

He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.

I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.

The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!

I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.
The maid has got him!

grin

De babe like de Oga and the idiot sef enta trap like hungry grasscutter.

He should call Yul Edochie for mentorship. That's my advice.
Business › Re: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2022
brandsoncharlie:
I know this very company, they constructed some of their plant in Accra, na Chinese company.
They are in Dangote Cement at Obajana as we speak.
Business › Re: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03pm On Jul 20, 2022
jumper524:
To be completed in 2 years??
Most project when dem dey forecast to finish in two years no dey finish in the end.
If na lie ask dangote refinery and 2nd Niger bridge.
Bro, if Sinoma says they will complete it in 2 years, they will!

Those guys construct like ants!
Business › Re: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2022
Sinoma is already on ground in Obajana, having constructed the OCP Line 5 production line.

They have been there for years, in fact, because they are running the Line for now.

But the company dey somehow sha.....
Politics › Re: Tinubu Camp Hired ‘Unknown Bishops’ To Venue Of Unveiling Of Shettima - Sahara R by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:54pm On Jul 20, 2022
DTutu1:
grin cheesy grin
Nothing weh person nogo see.
Vestment for political gathering?
HABA!!


We are wiser!

But who advice una?
Toh!

Vestments but no Miter!

Westin we want call diswan now?

If de regalia complete now, we for tok say den wan do Holy Communion Service.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Camp Hired ‘Unknown Bishops’ To Venue Of Unveiling Of Shettima - Sahara R by Jeezuzpick(m):
Fahdiga:
First time bishops without parishes. Merely looking at them one will easily deduce that they are MC Oluomo faction of NURTW thugs recruited to wear oversized, dirty and hemp smelling cassock for the first time just to dip their leprous fingers into the agbado pot. But just like their master used to say, they will labour in vain. Nigerians are not decieved.
They have no idea what a Bishop looks like! grin

Dem no see Bishop Kukah?

Bishops look as fresh as any governor, minister or senator can look.

They are driven in air-conditioned SUVs and live in palatial Bishop's Courts.

These are obviously fakes!

See the veins on their foreheads!
Politics › Re: Tinubu & The Drug Money Saga: Plainsite Has Been Reported To Google - Hundeyin by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49pm On Jul 19, 2022
cybersoldiers:
Bro, who give that foul brain?

Na copy and paste 30k monthly APC job.
grin

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