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How come the BBNaija "INMATES" these days are people who already mix with celebs?

Na dem get denseffs.....
Den no need show us.

See skin!

I'm a member of RCCG.

I'm also a transmission line engineer.

Are these people mad?

At least they obeyed the one granted to continue hosting Sowore while feeding him watery beans.

By now dat Bros mess go don turn chemical weapon.

alezzy13:
Shouldn't your darling GEJ be called to explain how as second in command such a deal of such humongous amount was passed?

And pls spare he was 'held hostage by cabal' BS

Isn't that what happened?

Some of us can remember o.

Maybe you have forgotten how documents were being ferried to Saudi Arabia for signature!

Well, we haven't.

yinkus6750:
The story said, some people were killed and many were kidnapped.
While commending police efforts on rescuing the three, what of others?
Or the police has now joined on inconclusive matters?

Police? Rescue wetin?

Ransom was paid!

You don't.believe?

Okay!

Where are the arrested (or killed) kidnappers?

Combing the area ko, brushing the bush ni!

No arrest made!

Nonsense!

Nobodyperson:
Just watch as deranged Nigerians start to support the homophobic attacks and they will later wonder why Nigeria isn't going forward.

And France is not going forward, right?

Face it.

The noise about LBGT is just ridiculous!

Gay sex is so weird and unsanitary that only crazy people do it, and lesbianism is just stupid, it's noting but girls masterbating each other.

Even the oyinbos you're tripping over yourself to emulate hate it.

There!

Deranged enough for you?

feeloscar:
..and Yahaya Bello is a winner right?

You dey mind the e-goat?

carule:
Let him go for A king cobra or rattle

These ones are easier to kill than the Mamba, Sir.

Black Mamba is the world's fastest and most aggressive snake.

Iamgrey5:
Olodo

The inec sever can be South Africa or China, it doesn't have to be in their office in Abuja or Lagos.

In any way, if inec wanted to have a sever they would most likely outsource the responsibility to a specialist firm that would do it for them.

See how you're insulting someone who hasn't insulted you.

Now, son, is the server on Mars?

If it's on Earth, installed and run by humans, can't a human being inspect it with a team of experts?

Are you saying that, if INEC has a server, it cannot be inspected by humans, like, maybe, it was installed on Asgard?

You must have sounded smart to yourself.

Iamgrey5:
So you believed a sever is kept in an empty room

Even inec had a sever, it is unlikely that it would be kept in inec physical address

A server is a physical piece of equipment.

If INEC didn't have a server, they should allow Atiku to go and full himself.

How about that?

Jabioro:
Atiku still on his imaginary inec server?

If it's imaginary, then what's the issue?

Let Atiku go to INEC HQ and look into the empty room, naa.

Very tall girl!

decatalyst:
You better thank your luck say nah 1-1 after your error.

Nobody is perfect, Bro......people.make mistakes. That's what makes us human.

That Wilfred made it tight is a plus.

Foreign brushment!

This is the way to go!

A politician goes to his son's convocation in Yale only to get "panelbeaten" by other Nigerian students and their parents!

I would sure love to see some of the high and mighty with a boot planted up their arse!

No SARS for Yankee!

Kante: "You goin' nowhere, Virgil!"

Van Dijk:. "That's sooo cute!"

dirtydiva:
I pity ds man and the bed because both of them go flat especially ds man wey go marry wetin pass him, pray never to cheat on her because I don dey feel the kind slap she go use settle your fvck ups

I'm sure the man is ripped, too.

Forget the suit.

All they need is a bed made of vibranium.

Na only Yoruba and Igbo languages dey Naija?

mallamnari:
Not all graduates choose to serve

I agree, but, I personally don't know anybody of NYSC age who didn't chose to serve. Do you know of any?

I'm sure very few people graduate and, being eligible for NYSC must decide to walk away.

Less than 5 million graduates?

Well, some got exempted, sha,.but....

Since 1973?

Why are jobs so scarce, then, in a country of about 35-40 times that number?

Consider that some have emigrated, some are retired and some are dead, and you will realise how undeveloped this country is.

It's scary!

GeoAfrikana:
Did you read the content?

What are you trying to prove?

That crime-free has another meaning apart from "crime-free"?

I don't need to waste my time reading anything, Bro......a headline says what the body says, only summarised.

If it is any different, it's misleading news.

E dey hard una to tink?

The bandits ma do Sallah, naa!

Den go resume work later.

Don't mind them.

Which crime-free?

The pastor who was kidnapped is not a human being.

GOFRONT:


Over to our bloggers......Watch as they soon start to dig out his biography..

They 'd be like....Meet Maduka's wife and children... Loved up photos of Maduka and Girlfriend

Chai!

I sometimes wonder if Nigerian Bloggers will make heaven.

post=81255408:
This below is a more detailed report for those who don't understand the news.....

This independent power plant is designed to run on a combination of Diesel and Pipeline Natural Gas from the NGC pipeline through Pressure Reducing and Metering Station (PRMS) installed on site and deliver power to the Honeywell Pasta plant and other future developments such as warehouses, silos, vegan, admin buildings and other infrastructure through an affiliate Company.

Thumbs up to Oba Otudeko,
one of the silent billionaires in the country.
Do not ask for what your country can do for you,
ask for what you can do for your country.

May God take us to that position also..........and beyond.


Read above!

No praise for APC?

This is interesting!

Lies

eleojo23:
A Biafra that never was...

Are you for real?

Biafra had ministers, a radio station and a Central Bank (headed by Sylvester Ugoh).

A nation that had an army?

Never was?

Bikiaful o!

One Pound notes?

Biafran?

Why not imagine it as GBP?

Then you might have something.

EkperemoEgbabi:
Afonjas done mine am.

The ones in Kano, abi?

Her phone number was traced to Kano.....or did you miss that part?

tonye33:
I think the corruption he's referring to is the current administration

It cant be that of the FG that left more than 4 years ago.

Abalado:
See him mouth,,,, baba werey.....but little girls of nowadays self, seems she's enjoying it bcs she would have shouted before it got to the level of pregnancy

I hate hearing this "enjoying it" nonsense!