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PoliticsRe: Falalu Bello: From $10bn, Nigeria Debt Profile Now $84bn Under Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:11pm On Dec 05, 2019
TravelRe: Free Lagos-ibadan Train Rides Record 6 Passengers In 2 Trips (pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:00pm On Dec 03, 2019
Please go and enta train, mbok!
No allow dem import Fulani kidnappers come Ogere Remo make Lagos-Ibadan no turn to Abuja-Kaduna o!
PoliticsRe: After 20 Years Of Darkness In Ibadan Toll Gate, Seyi Makinde Turns On Light by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:53pm On Dec 03, 2019
Nigerians are really suffering.
TravelRe: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:38am On Dec 01, 2019
Silas6:
You don't even know the meaning of the word "naiads "
Oga Professor, I hail o.

Look at the picture you posted yourself.

The Greek mythological definition of "naiad" is right there, yet you said I don't know the meaning of the word
TravelRe: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:49pm On Nov 30, 2019
vincentjk:
Most people believe that mermaids aren't real or tales told by storytellers but no. They live almost in every river/ocean/seas around the world.

I met 2 mermaids at agulu lake in anambra some months back at night, we had conversation just like normal people do. People say they're ugly! Lies... Mermaids are very beautiful, they also exist in different sex (males and females) just like every other creature do. You can as well ask anyone that knows agulu lake very well for confirmation

The only reason why they don't show themselves is because people tend to get scared and run upon sighting them though most have spiritual powers and can turn into a full human body when they want to walk on land, buy something in the market or to see someone in the town. There are some things which i wouldn't like to reveal here for personal reasons.

If you're interested in knowing more about mermaids or would like to see one, Email me.
According to Greek mythology, the creatures you saw are naiads.....they live in fresh water.

Mer people (mermen and mermaids) live in the seas.

They are quite different.

I am a Christian, and I know the Bible talks about other creations apart from us humans, so my mind is not closed about this.

God alone knows all.
EducationRe: Bad Things That Happen At Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) Kaduna By Commandant by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:40am On Nov 30, 2019
Oga commandant, I hail o!

Shay you dey try tok say ya predecessors dem no sabi reach you ne?

If a GOC, the COAS or the QMG calls you, oga, tell him no, y'hear?

When you're loaded on the next lorry to Sambisa, you will understand that THIS IS NIGERIA!
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari: Things Getting Out Of Hand by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:29am On Nov 30, 2019
Spatta:
Is this Idiot (Aisha) now the President?
This is what you get when a man become senile and too old to function.
Just imagine how authoritatively this unelected mere Domestic appendage gets on the issue of National relevance
saying "I have received so many calls on the need to regulate social media. In Nigeria" Aisha who are you?
Buhari is just an unfortunate disaster to Nigeria

A weak man is not Fit to be President, Men are senile from age 70 Buhari is senile and Aisha knows it and she is afraid to loose the title of wife of President
"Men are senile from age 70".

Please I need more information from you as to where you took a high-altitude cliff-dive into such a conclusion.

I am concerned because, going by your profound discovery, the USA is being ruled by a senile man and people like billionaire Warren Buffet are also senile.
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Her Horrific One-chance Experience On Her Way From Work In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:09pm On Nov 29, 2019
aleeyus:
Who sent you go out @12AM?
You need "eyeglass".

The thicker, the better.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Trains Hard, Flaunts Amazing Physique Ahead Of Andy Ruiz Rematch by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:35pm On Nov 27, 2019
CHOPUP411:
Ok oo,just avoid cuppy for now
Good advice @bolded.
CrimeRe: Robbers Attack UNIABUJA Medical Hostel Again, Many Injured (Graphic Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:20pm On Nov 26, 2019
Kingdollar28:
embarassed


Don't drag any property with an armed robbers... because they can do anything to escape alive...even if it means killing you...
Robbers inflict harm at will to scare their victims, bro......whether they "cooperate" or not, especially those northerners.
BusinessRe: Multipak Plastic Factory Sealed After Machine Chops Off Worker’s Head by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:57am On Nov 25, 2019
Reactive measures.

After a man has died, they are sealing the facility.

What ever happened to routine inspections to forestall such avoidable mishaps?

Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Itse Sagay: SIP Shouldn’t Have Been Removed From Osinbajo’s Office by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17am On Nov 25, 2019
So self-deluded......

Bullion vans entering a man's house should not at the very least be investigated, right?

A wise man who deliberately fools himself is seen as a fool by those who never knew him as wise.

Let this man keep fooling himself. One day, his tomfoolery will become permanent and his words won't be worth a bucket of spit.
FamilyRe: Identifying Children With High I.Q by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2019
My first son looked like a 7 year old when he was 5.
Started playing drums at 7.
Passed secondary school entrance exams at 9.
He's borrowing books from the library to read during his free time.
Who am I to hold him back?
I'm getting him his own PC very soon.
SportsRe: Matteo Voltolini Suspended For Having Sex In Nightclub Toilet by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2019
Where are those modern, civilized e-diots bashing Babcock University?

They should come and wail here, too!
RomanceRe: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:12am On Nov 23, 2019
sapoyoro:
dont mind the stupidd idiottss..
you can deduce those are bunch of irrational kids still living under their parents..
They don't know what life is all about yet.....

There are men who impregnated girls and denied them.....the sons are now graduates and call other men "Daddy". They cannot go near their children because of shame.

I know at least two young men who were not acknowledged by their stupid "alpha male" fathers. One is now a graduate of OAU and the other is about to finish in University of Abuja.

They wanna have nothing to do with their sperm donor dads.
RomanceRe: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:56pm On Nov 22, 2019
MrHistorian:
You married a single mother (not a widow) as a virgin??

OMG!!!
So?

Am I not alive to type this?

What's the big deal?

Married for more than a decade and still going strong!

Me, I have a happy home o, people like the OP, maybe are just looking to start but think they're wiser than me.

Let them enjoy. They think I'm the fool here.

Young people need to set priorities right, but nooooo, you gotta reinvent the wheel.
RomanceRe: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:52pm On Nov 22, 2019
Skepticus:
grin grin

The mumu guy just expose im foolery as a common case of Captain save-a-hoe.

It's always painful when men who keep their end of the bargain as virgins marry these ungrateful and spent hoes.

I have a pathetic case of jeezuzpick at the moment. I have a female friend with a dick mileage longer than a Lagos molue bus with 2 kids for different men, about to wed a young naïve hustler who has struggled all through his young years and just hit financial balance in his late 20's. He is also a virgin.

This guy is paying for the school fees of these kids while this friend of mine is still entitled as fûck and would even mock the guy telling me about his naivety when the guy funds her transport to come fûck me.

Some of these men sef!
So, what would you do?

Keep searching for a virgin when you yourself are not?

Men do this stuff to women without a drop of remorse yet a woman can't get a second d chance?

Well, good luck finding a dumb virgin girl to keep house for you while you sleep around.
RomanceRe: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:49pm On Nov 22, 2019
livebyday:
You should not say this in public undecided
This is not public.
RomanceRe: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:48pm On Nov 22, 2019
KevinDein:
This is the ultimate Beta bux. Just the type of man women prefer make up the majority of the male population. They definitely want the alphas around of course; those they can fuckkk during their peak years. However with betas being the majority, she's safe in the knowledge that her and her offsprings would be provided for if Alpha doesn't want her anymore. Sometimes you get to alpha's child as a bonus grin
The man died before the child was born.
You think you're so smart, you deduce and conclude with no information.
Keep it up, Einstein.
RomanceRe: Dark Truth About Couples Above 30's Getting Married. by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:27am On Nov 22, 2019
The OP is assuming everyone sleeps around.
I married in my 30s and I was a virgin.
My wife had a child, but so what? I loved her, and still do, even with kids among whom are now in secondary school!
That's my experience, and it goes to show you how wrong you are, unless you're trying to say marriages between couples over 30 are ALL based on lies and doomed from the start.
There are couples who married in their 20s and are divorced today, so....what exactly are you trying to say here?
PoliticsRe: Kogi: INEC To Conduct Supplementary Elections On November 30th by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:36pm On Nov 21, 2019
dapsoneh:
AYIIIIIIIIIII!
DEM SHA WAN BURRY DINO MELAYE
Smart Adeyemi wey lose before, e die?
No be him don come again so?
Even Saraki cannot be ruled out!
You will be shocked when they show face again!
These politicians are prostitutes. They don't deserve anyone's support!
FamilyRe: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:05am On Nov 19, 2019
taylor89:
Another man fvcking my wife


To my future wife out there please and please if u know you'll tag me an animal for laying hands on you don't do these Four below


1. Don't cheat (even if I cheat don't cheat back it's a set up because i go beat u before sending u packing

2. No matter what happens between us don't yell at me outside (u can do to me whatever you wish indoor even beat me I no go talk since na me dey at fault but don't do it outside

3. This one is the most important one, DONT COME BETWEEN ME AND MY PARENTS/SIBLINGS, they all went through hell for me probably when you were busy fvcking another guy(your then boyfriend) so when it's time to reap what they sowed u Better don't try to stop it because I'll stop you first

4. READ THE NO. 3 AGAIN I CAN EVEN KILL FOR NUMBER 3

If she can keep to this three then I'm ready
Just settle for a doll. It's already dead.
PoliticsRe: Kogi Youths Booed Governor Yahaya Bello & His Convoy In Lokoja (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:22pm On Nov 11, 2019
Devilfriend:
is serving ban and I'm seriously missing her..
So that harebrained dink is female?
SportsRe: Meet Uzochukwu Henry Onuorah Playing For FC Midtjylland in Denmark (PHOTOS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:28pm On Nov 10, 2019
Alvin212:
Igbo boy doing us proud

One afonja boy is in Oguun state scheming how to mine skull

Shame,,,,,,,,,
I won't be surprised if you're being paid to write such stuff.

Only politicians benefit from a divided Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Lil Pump Bitten By Snake While Shooting A Music Video by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:22pm On Nov 09, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
so you really believe they would bring a venomous snake to a video shoot, to pose with a rapper... really?! again, that snake cant even harm a child! FACT!!!!!



a baby snake (aka a tiny non venomous snake) is like all them grass/vine snakes... they are harmless to human beings, and are sold in pet shops all over the world.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVaVQy1o5Ko
Are you saying what I wrote is wrong?
Maybe they decided to use a non-venomous snake as a video prop, no problem.
However, young venomous snakes are just as dangerous as adults.
That is also true.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Lil Pump Bitten By Snake While Shooting A Music Video by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:09pm On Nov 09, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
that boy should grow up.... that baby snake cant even harm a child!
I'm sorry for you.

Go and mess around with a baby Taipan or Black Mamba.

You go gree say "no good pikin for snake pikin"
PoliticsRe: Buhari Leaves Deputy Looking Weak Amid Nigeria Succession Talk - Bloomberg by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:36am On Nov 09, 2019
Yusman316:
Why do most people have problem with comprehending simple facts, yet won't ask for explanation? Did any body say the people u mentioned are not relevant or important. The point was the office of the vice president they held was not really significant in the true sense of the word
I will agree with you if you can prove that those men could've become President without first being Vice President.

What I mean is, being VP might not be so useless in their lives after all, if it got them the popularity and exposure that got them elected President.

No need for the slurs, you and I don't know each other. Why not be civil?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Leaves Deputy Looking Weak Amid Nigeria Succession Talk - Bloomberg by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Nov 08, 2019
festacman:
Surprising that Bloomberg fell for this mischievous narratives inspired by the opposition. In US, does the Economic Advisory Council advise Pres. Trump or VP Pence? The answer says it all.

It is important to emphasize that the influence, which VP Yemi Osinbajo enjoyed and exerted during first 4 years in office was largely due to Pres. Buhari's ill-health and loyalty. It is this influence that people are mistaking today as convention rather than conscious concession. Let's face it. How influential was VP Jonathan under Pres. Yar'adua or VP Sambo under Pres. Jonathan. Pres. Obasanjo who conceeded too much to VP Atiku regretted it. I am sure while sincere supporters moan on his behalf and mischievous haters display their mockery, VP Osinbajo will remain grateful to Pres. Buhari for that rare 'freehand' opportunity, which endeared him to Nigerians and catapulted his political worth.

The fact remains that in Presidential System of Government, the VP is an appendage of the President. The President is the executive Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief. This is captured in the constitution. I am sure that as someone who taught and practised law, VP Osinbajo knows his place. It is so in United States from where we borrowed the system.

Now, take a look at what some former United States VPs said about the post they once occupied:

“I am not in a leadership position. I am supporting the president. He can exert the leadership and I can support him.” — Nelson Rockefeller, the 41st vice president

The vice presidency is “not worth a bucket of warm piss” and “the worst damn fool mistake I ever made.” — John Nance Garner, the 32nd vice president

“The vice presidency is the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.” — John Adams, the 1st vice president

“Look at all the vice presidents in history. Where are they? They were about as useful as a cow’s fifth teat.” — Harry Truman, the 34th vice president

“I would a great deal rather be anything, say professor of history, than vice president.” — Theodore Roosevelt, the 25th vice president

"You shut the door, you tell the boss exactly what you think. But when the door opens, the job of the vice president is to stand right next to the president and implement the policy that he's decided. And I'm prepared to do that. - Mike Pence currently serving as the 48th vice president of the United States

“I do not propose to be buried until I am really dead.” — New Hampshire Sen. Daniel Webster, on rejecting an offer to be future President William Henry Harrison’s running mate in 1839
Many of those Vice Presidents you quoted went on to become President.
TravelRe: FRSC Chased BENZ Rider To Death, Two Others Died At Guru Maraji Road by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:28pm On Nov 06, 2019
micflo28:
PRESS RELEASE:

IBADAN ROAD TRAFFIC CRASH INVOLVING FRSC PERSONNEL: THE TRUTH ABOUT THE UGLY INCIDENT

The attention of the Federal Road Safety Corps has been drawn to the unfortunate road traffic crash that occurred in Ibadan that claimed the lives of an FRSC staff and one (1) other person who is yet to be identified.

Due to the sensitivity of the incidence and the need to commence immediate investigation, the Corps Marshal has directed the Oyo
state Sector Commander to carry out full investigation into the culpable cause of the incident and report immediately.

While investigation is still on going, the public is advised to remain calm and peaceful. Meanwhile, first information report at our disposal indicates as follows:

At about midday of Wednesday, 6/11/19 around 1100HRS a team of FRSC Personnel assigned to monitor and control traffic were approached by a truck driver who intended to make an enquiry from one of the members of the team.

In the course of the inquiry, a Mercedes Benz ran into the patrol vehicle and in the process killed the arresting Marshal and the other person while they were discussing with the other FRSC Official occupying the driver's seat who was also seriously affected by the crash.

The Sector Commander along with her Management Team inspected the area of the scene to conduct a crash investigation and also to gather information from first responders (eye witnesses).

From that investigation, it was meticulously gathered that the FRSC Patrol vehicle was not in motion when the incident occurred.

The seriously injured victim has been since rushed to the hospital for medical attention while the deceased have been taken to the morgue.

The Corps Marshal commensurates with all affected and sends his condolences to the families of the victims and wish the injured victim quick recovery.

Signed

Bisi Kazeem FSI
Corps Commander
Corps Public Education Officer
Federal Road Safety Corps
Driver wanted to make an inquiry and there was an "arresting marshal"?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm?

Meanwhile, was the truck well parked off the road pavement? What of the FRSC pickup truck that was also hit as we can see in the pictures?

FRSC are learners in the lying game. I suggest these goons head to NPF and Lai Mohammed for lectures and mentorship.
CrimeRe: Man Ties Lady’s Braids In A Bus For Refusing To Give Him Her Phone Number by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:23am On Nov 06, 2019
DonCrack:
See More: https://hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/11/man-ties-ladys-braids-for-refusing-to-give-him-her-phone-number.html
Which stupid payback!

Is it bad to refuse a total stranger your phone number?

Will you like your daughter giving every Tajudeen on the street her phone number?!?!?!?

Nigerians are becoming psychotic!

Who will save us from mass madness in this country?
PoliticsRe: Army Stops Boko Haram Attack In Lagos, 8 Arrested by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:21pm On Nov 04, 2019
Bola146:
Good job at that, so where are the OPC huh na mouthhuh
Lagos is heavily populated o!

Mbok, who witnessed the attack and arrest?

Where did it happen?

Normal parade of suspects with weapons and stuff nko?

It's like the Army were on ground, waiting for the attack before it even started.

Me I find it hard to accept this story o!
PoliticsRe: Presidency Secretly Strips Health Ministry Of Procurement Powers by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:16am On Nov 04, 2019
galadima77:
Their headache
Seriously?

Do you know how many people may die because of this?

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