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I just dey pity innocent boys wet go suffer for de matter now, eh?

Pessin wey go buy medicine for in mama go dey dia.....de mama go jus dey wait for house.....

Different people go comot house lost because SARS dey do "investigation"

PotatoSalad:
Damn. RIP
That Vooom Sound sha dey sweet. Pour it and make a trail, then light a match and VOOOOM. Makes it look like a badass action film. Childhood Memories

I nearly got burnt, too, thank God the fire was put out.

We were killing soldier ants.

I was like 10 or 11 and had older siblings around.

If I was 8 and my bro was younger maybe I wouldn't be typing this now, who knows?

How can someone give an 8-yo petrol to light fire?

What did that person expect?

Kudos to the kindhearted person who provided cash to help.

Another accident caused by a good road...

Nigerians abuse everything.

Drugs, children, spouses, power, law, privileges, even facilities such as roads.

Maybe na de account balance too short.

emmykey0128:
Rip to him,i remember jaiye aboderin, Stella ex husband,

Late husband.

Ex-husband na divorce separate dem.

bigseank:
OMG.....RiP. I remember the death of his sibling Jaiye, Stella Damascus late husband. this is sad.

Just thinking the same thing!

Did they use paint to fill up the collar bones, too?

Humans.

Your pet human (aka BF, GF, BFF) are eaten in some parts of the world, too.

Queen of idiocy.

Tony Momoh is going senile.

Due Process barring politicians from election?



Due process that I knew was in charge of bidding for public works contracts and the like.

Meanwhile he's defending a man who banned Shehu Shagari from political activities for life!!

His dementia meds are finished. He needs money for a new dose.

ojotobiloba1:
Baba. Same hear oo. Alekuwodo area, experiencing a hitch in power at Night and early morning especially during week days for a week now

Don't mind this OneCorner dude. Just because his area has good light (if he's even saying the truth) means the whole Osun state has light.

OneCorner:
Den ur life need adjustment. Dark forces are really battling with ur life

Guy just say you are lucky you have a good transformer in your area or something.

Obasanjo's power generation plants have come online due to stable gas supply aided by peace in the Niger Delta brokered by Osinbajo while his oga slept in London, and yet, the slovenly IBEDC manages to rubbish distribution while finding it convenient to bring estimated bills.

Your attempt at being smart does not become you. You're obviously not used to being intelligent.

Pele tie.

OneCorner:
We haven’t touched our generator for over 3mths here in osun

I'm in Oshogbo. Currently in darkness. We mostly have light at night in this area.

shitholenation:
Sounds funny.

Yeah, it does.

Only it's actually not.

NwaAmaikpe:


Nice one from the police.

So he didn't see bread to take to the village but mobile phones.
It is one of two things,
If the phones are iPhones or internet enabled phones, he is a yahooboy,
If the phones are regular phones, he is a pickpocket.
The police should also strip him of his trousers.
Ole.

If na phone tiff e be e for don sell dem finish sef.

powerkey:
Learn to say the truth.

GEJ is far better than Buhari a thousand times bro.

Doing it again. Quoting in part.

Please stop replying me if you don't know how to quote in full and address the entire post.

soberdrunk:
......... and she lied on TeeBillz that he didn't pay bills, not knowing it is 'baby brother kondo' that is "hungrying' her.........

Seems her (ex) husband is right, after all.

powerkey:
Continue with Failed Fulani TERRORIST called Buhari or vote against him period!!.

It's your choice.

Why did you take that single statement out of context?

Did you see what I wrote in full?

If the opposition is making good points against a government, does it not mean the government is doing well or badly?

Is is that you can't interpret what I wrote or you just want to write nonsense today?

I know you support PDP and Jona. I support neither PDP nor APC. I wish everyone would get their heads out of their asses and vote a person who can actually salvage the wreck PDP and APC have made of Nigeria.

SkydaDGreat:
12000 given to the mother of each orphans
Do orphans have mothers.
Who are we decieving here

Naijeriyya!

Encouraging laziness.

So the people can sit around, expecting state-sponsored freebies.

Issokay!

Now we know where the lazy youths coelme from apart from Daura/Aso Villa.

The ancestors are enemies of progress.

igbodefender:
Buhari till 2023; Igbo Presidency in 2023

Nnamdi Kanu for Presidio!

Okoroawusa for VP!

Ezeife for Senate president!

Uwazuruike for Speaker!



Stop smoking weed you no do gree.

Bubu makes it easy for the opposition to score points. And they're good points, too.

We are listening, Jona.

We've not forgotten your party's thievery, though.

IMO its just a depiction of the Chibok girls and female suicide bombers.

He covered SARS/Yahoo, Herdsmen, exploitative pastors, Transmission-transmission, just about all things going wrong right now.

stefanweeks:
Na wa o

Nigerian roads theses days, e be as e get

Thank God for them

Look at the road where the accident happened.

Good section of road, innit?

Bad roads are bad globally.

In Naija, both bad roads and good roads are bad!

thesicilian:
We have forgiven you. But you should look for another club.

Not quite forgiven.

Use all ya energy play friendly finish go Russia go eff-up. Ya hear?

A man commits paedophilia in the US of A and is only deported?

Just deported and not locked up in some hellhole getting his hole plugged?

This news get as e be o!

soberdrunk:
To whom it may concern, i will be at Trans-Amadi power station by 12pm today, if nobody offers me 5million naira i will climb the high tension wire...............


Ps----If i shepe for all of you liking this comment, "HOT MINERALS" will be hungrying you people throughout this week, somebody is looking for 5m and you people are liking suicide threat......

Liked!

He he he he he he he he!!!!!!

eddyslim:
So that what will happen?

If you know, you know.

He can't prosecute OBJ.

Here are some reasons:

1. Abdulsalami Abubakar
2. Ibrahim Babangida
3. Atiku Abubakar
4. Aliko Dangote (speculation)

Feel free to add other "reasons".