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Business › Re: OPEC Sends Oil Prices Crashing – Oilprice Report by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05am On May 28, 2018

In DMX voice:

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!

Career › Re: 28 Oil Workers Trapped, 100 Rescued In Conoil Fire Accident In Bayelsa by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:32am On May 28, 2018

Hmmmmm?

Fire?

Sports › Re: Injury Update: Mohamed Salah Is “confident” Of Being Fit For The World Cup by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:28am On May 28, 2018

Ramos should be taken to a dark alley in the Bronx, tied to a barrel and left to the mercy of 20 sex-starved inmates.

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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Loking At Mo Salah: Shows Real Madrid Had 'Bad Plans' For Mo Salah by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:12am On May 28, 2018

kmaster007:
we don win we don win. Liverpool suld try again later

Who's "we"?

Do they know you?

grin

Celebrities › Re: Tope Alabi Celebrates Children's Day With Beautiful Family Portrait by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:22pm On May 27, 2018

Nedfed:
Between Tope Alabi and Yinka Ayefele who sabi sing pass?

Vote begins now

Like for Tope Alabi
Share for Yinka Ayefele

I like guys like you.

Likes and shares!

Oshey!

Celebrities › Re: Tope Alabi Celebrates Children's Day With Beautiful Family Portrait by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:20pm On May 27, 2018

Hotfreeze:
Fair parents, dark children. There are 2 options:

They're modelling for Carowhite and Tura.
Their landlord is a dark complexioned man.

There are 2 things involved!

Romance › Re: I Broke "Boys Code" With My Friend And I'm Happy by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:13pm On May 27, 2018

CarlosTheJackal:
I was trying to make sure it works out for both of them because sometimes people get carried away by fresh and younger .... But the truth there is that this lady has always been there for you and deserves your best attention.

You dey mind de guy?

Your pally go marry and e still dey deceive de poor gal, as you tell an na in be sin, abi?

If na me I go even carry firewood knack de idiot head join!

Seriously, I once had a friend who was a flirt. He just kept dating and breaking up with various girls on campus. One day, he told me he had a new girlfriend, who happens to be someone I know.

I told him to his face that he should not come to inform me of any breakup with this girl or I will beat him up. No lies.

That's just me.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Escapes Assassination Attempt By Hired Armed Men Along Auchi Rd by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:58pm On May 27, 2018

johnmattew:
them no be mate...even adeboye no near idahosa...idahosa is the greatest man of God ever in nigeria

This statement embodies our biggest problems in the Church in Nigeria.

The Bible says we are all stones in a building, each an important part of the whole, with the "rejected stone" (Jesus) being the Chief cornerstone. The same Bible also says God is no respecter of persons.

Yet, we worship these men and even put them in trouble when they give in to our worship and become proud.

Idahosa was the "greatest MOG to ever come out of Nigeria", you say. Others may disagree, that its Joseph Babalola, Prophet Obadare, this that or other. Well, if these men are children of God, and I am a child of God, we are brothers.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Will Get Over 1m Votes In S’east, Says VON DG by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:46pm On May 27, 2018

GavelSlam:
Yes. He's been said Nnamdi Kanu would replace Osinbajo.

Politics › Re: Buhari Will Get Over 1m Votes In S’east, Says VON DG by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43pm On May 27, 2018

omaar12:
my brother I don't like buhari one bit but am compelled to vote for him, I and my entire household but come governorship it PDP all the way. buhari is the shortest route to Igbo Presidency or best still biafra.

The road to Biafra will be paved with blood if Buhari is seen as an agent for its realization.

As for Igbo presidency, the current PDP composition guarantees that even better than APC which is firmly in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa/Fulani.

Politics › Re: Buhari Will Get Over 1m Votes In S’east, Says VON DG by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:41pm On May 27, 2018

GavelSlam:
Of course he will.

The love the SE have for Osinbajo by extension Buhari would guarantee a high fraction of votes in 2019.

The Buhari that said Osinbajo's vice presidency is threatened?

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Crew Praying Before The 02 Arena Show In London (VIDEO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:43pm On May 27, 2018

thedondada:
This show will be on nairaland till next week.

Next wizkid didn't want to wear trouser to the o2 show.

You sabi de format na!

Stale news galore!

Even last year BBNaija sef still dey make news.

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Romance › Re: Amara Blessing Nwosu Has Remarried For The 3rd Time! (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34pm On May 27, 2018

RiyadhGoddess:
Not many will get it right at the first attempt, some will not still get it right at the second attempt, while some at the 3rd attempt. Whichever way, keep trying don't give up till you find it...

Congrats Amara

As an expert, one who is teaching others, she is inexcusable.

If a lecturer is still writing carryover for the course he is teaching, his students have entered one-chance!

Politics › Re: Dino Malaye Celebrates Children's Day With His Kids (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:15pm On May 27, 2018

Anigreat:

Good to see you on your feet strong and healthy.

But dont jump out of a moving vehicle, i mean, which sane human does that?

One who fears for his life.

Sports › Re: Moses Ruled Out Of 2018 World Cup Over Injury by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18pm On May 27, 2018

Jarus:
It was a traffic bait.

No mind dem!

Disambiguation is a core component of effective communication, but bloggers have to deliberately ignore the rule to drive traffic?

Some people may even stop visiting the blog because of rubbish like this.

Oga Jarus, how are things?

Sports › Re: Moses Ruled Out Of 2018 World Cup Over Injury by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16pm On May 27, 2018

Una wan cause confusion, abi?

Just to add five letter S.I.M.O.N hard you so tay you wan confuse us?

There is more than one Moses in the squad, haba!

Differentiate una no fit.

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Sports › Re: Kwesé Signs John Mikel Obi As Brand Ambassador by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:13pm On May 27, 2018

4stepsAead:
why him come lean like dis? China no good for him body abeg...

For an active footballer lugging increased weight around is deadly to the heart.

Don't be surprised if we get the best performance yet out of Mikel this world cup. He may be stronger and will def be faster with his reduced weight.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates Real Madrid's Champions League Victory by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06pm On May 27, 2018

flington4550:
Because he doesn't score in the finals makes this season a poor one for him??
WTF are you saying
44 overall goals in all competition and also the UEFA Champions league highest goal scorer with 15 goals for the 5th time in a row
Guy go dey watch wrestling abeg

God bless you Sir.

Naija people reason against fact. Most people don't even realise that sentimental reasoning is like a ram challenging a bulldozer to a headbutting contest!

That's how we keep electing kleptomaniacs and madmen into office because of stupid reasons like tribe and religion.

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Celebrities › Re: Wavy The Creator, Lady Acts As Wizkid (Lookalike Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:04pm On May 26, 2018

tollytexy:
If wizzy see this one now,he go quick give her belle

She looks like a Butch Dyke......

That's sooooo messed up!

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Sports › Re: Full Match Fixtures For 2018 Russia World Cup by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42pm On May 26, 2018

donphilopus:
Looking forward to a Germany Vs Spain finals..
Brazil Vs France 3rd place..
Argentina might surprise the world though.
I hope Nigeria wins though.

That last line........

Celebrities › Re: Simi Is Better Than Me As A Song Writer Says Adekunle Gold by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38pm On May 26, 2018

Songwriter?

No songwriter among Nigeria's current bunch of artistes.

Simi needs to travel to Benue to sit at Bongos Ikwe's feet to learn how to write songs.

She could also seek out Adam Young (Owl City) for some pointers.

Culture › Re: Oluwo Of Iwo, Akanbi, Wears Igwe Attire (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:35pm On May 26, 2018

Dis guy get identity crisis.....

Abi na multiple personality disorder?

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Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Snake A Lady Killed In Her Farm (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On May 26, 2018

engrjacuzzi:
I killed a snake last week but didn't put it on front-page.

So....... Where did you put it? Mmmmmm?

Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Snake A Lady Killed In Her Farm (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:30pm On May 26, 2018

Poorboy:
you want to finish me kai kai kai

Lastma Lastma.....

Lemme bless ya hustle.....

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Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Snake A Lady Killed In Her Farm (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:28pm On May 26, 2018

Poorboy:
you want to finish me kai kai kai

Lastma Lastma.....

Lemme bless ya hustle.

Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Snake A Lady Killed In Her Farm (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:27pm On May 26, 2018

Poorboy:
you want to finish me kai kai kai

Lastma Lastma.....

Travel › Re: 24 Persons Cheat Death As Boats Capsize In Lagos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:20pm On May 26, 2018

Section1000:
But it's not yet 7:45 pm naw.. naija ! ! ! !

It was on Friday!

Today is.Saturday!

angry

Oya, come and take!

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Crime › Re: SARS Slapped Me In Lagos For Not Combing My Hair & I Almost Slept In Cell" - Man by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:47pm On May 26, 2018

Sincerely I never was a fan of all these outlandish hairstyles even when I was a teenager.

Fast forward to this day and age, when a man can get killed by the crazy armed bands backed by Government called SARS, why tempt fate having seen and heard endless stories of these guys and their atrocities?

Crime › Re: Lady Cries Out As Man She Met Online Threatens To Assassinate Her by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:26pm On May 26, 2018

Girls!

A man you've never met before except online, and you want to put yourself at his disposal!

But why?!?!?!

Nairaland General › Re: Huge Snake Killed In A Woman’s Kitchen In Enugu State (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:22pm On May 26, 2018

Campusity:
That's a forest cobra (Naja melanoleuca) going by the markings on its neck just like the same specie below.

It is one of the largest cobra species and is found in West Africa in thick forest such as enugu. When the snake really means to bite, death can occur rapidly, within 30 to 120 minutes!

Woman! You are damn lucky!!

Isn't it the one that spits venom?

Celebrities › Re: Meet Yekaterina Lisina, Woman With Longest Legs & The Tallest Professional Model by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:01pm On May 26, 2018

Longinus!

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Travel › Re: Yangsigang Yangtze River Bridge In China, Looking Like 'A Ladder To Heaven' by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:41am On May 26, 2018

millomaniac:
I don't know. But for now we still they go reverse.

I swear!

Our reverse na 5-speed!

Chai!!

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