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Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu Performs 'Ritual' To Actualize Biafra (Video, Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:06am On Jul 12, 2017
grin

So Kanu's wife is also a fruitcake.

Who woulda guessed?

Oh, well! I guess they come in pairs.

Ndigbo,

Una no go hear say these people no well.

Ok.
Music/Radio › Re: Ten Biggest Nigerian Songs Of All Time by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:47am On Jul 12, 2017
OF ALL TIME??!!??

Na waa o.

Greatest songs of all time, released within 10-15 years time frame.

What of all the thousands of songs before these ones? mmmmmmm?

Abi OP, you don't know Nigerians have been singing since before 2005?

grin grin grin

All these young Nairalanders sef!
Politics › Re: Fayose Wants To Kill Me- EKHA Minority Leader Hon Olugboyega Aribisogan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:25am On Jul 12, 2017
Oga Honourable, please do us a favour and let him kill you.

One less politician makes for a better world, even by just a little.
Gaming › Re: OMG!! Young 15 Year Old Nigerian Develops Android Game Named "Cube Sprint Sp" by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19am On Jul 12, 2017
tydi:
while some of his age limit white folks came up with games like GTA, PES &co.

anyway kudos!
Oga Na lie!

Whites his age?!?!

Those games you mentioned are developed by TEAMS (note the plural, each team has a Lead/Manager o! ) of mostly college educated hardcore pros.

High school kids over there will still be attending coding camps. Though they can come up with something better than the OP, they can never go mainstream at that age.

If you disagree, name one teenage hotshot (just one) with a popular game under his belt. Shouldn't be hard to do, he/she will be world famous.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Approves 19 Judges For National Industrial Court by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2017
Viergeachar:
Your pessimism is quite pathetic and diabolical.
There is the possibility that we get it right in this country.

The enormity of the odds stacked against such a possibility becoming probable or even reality is quite daunting.

Did you hear about the "amnesty for looters" bill? That's just one example of what I'm talking about. Let's not even mention Magu's rejection.

I don't have to be a pessimist for the reality staring me in the face to give me a heavy heart.

I don't know, however, how the descriptive "diabolical" comes to play in what I wrote.

Care to explain?

Thanks.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Receives His INEC Certificate Of Return (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:52pm On Jul 11, 2017
EDDGgold:
where is your brain before you type this trash?
It's not trash. It's the fact in the streets in Osun. Just talk to anyone here. They will tell you the same thing.

If most people believe the same thing, wrong or not, with true democracy, guess what?

The majority calls the shots.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Receives His INEC Certificate Of Return (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:50pm On Jul 11, 2017
decatalyst:
Is this the man the three quarter wearing man couldnt mobilise against at the elections?

Shame on him!

Shamw on APC!

Shame on his fasting and prayer!

He should just shamefully resign his post as the governor undecided
Guy leave matter!

Politicians don't care what the people really feel, so they believe the lies their flunkies tell them.

Aregbe thinks Osun people love him unconditionally, that he has reached the point where he can misyarn and misbehave.

This is the people telling him otherwise.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Receives His INEC Certificate Of Return (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:44pm On Jul 11, 2017
The man should try and work on his health, sha.

The posters of him I saw don't look too good.

To be able to eat what you like and not have to do anything strenuous may be a curse in disguise.

See in brother. Man wey dey chop life anyhow just die like say NEPA off light.

I wish him well, sha.
Celebrities › Re: Man To Ufedo Sunshine: Hardship In US More Comfortable Than Pleasure In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:39pm On Jul 11, 2017
Sleyanya1:
grin

"The Hardship in NYC is more comfortable than the Pleasure in Nigeria

I'd have constructively attempted to criticize that statement, but I had to pause to remember that in Nigeria Systems & Structures are hardly functional.

That alone justified the statement.

However, she said it all in her last paragraph.
The homeless in NYC may not agree with the bolded.

My opinion tho.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Approves 19 Judges For National Industrial Court by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2017
MesutKRIs:
Lol I laugh in swahili
Keep laughing.

Have fun while Naija keeps getting the worst deal because evil men keep succeeding in politics.

I wish I could laugh with you.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Approves 19 Judges For National Industrial Court by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:22pm On Jul 11, 2017
This man is real breath of fresh air.

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

I just gotta cry 'cause the theivers' den and the cabal have other ideas about our survival as a nation.

To think that this gentleman and others like him may never get a chance to do us right just breaks my heart.
Politics › Re: Nigerians No Longer Shouting Recession – Amaechi by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:45pm On Jul 11, 2017
We no dey shout again, na true!

Because we don lose our voice finish!

To begin add TomTom and Baba Blue to we monthly budget again na anoda wahala.

In fact, to use firewood wedge dis man mouth just dey hungry me.
Crime › Re: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Girl In Kano; His Granddaughter's Friend (Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:27pm On Jul 11, 2017
maxysmith:
North and crime
grin grin grin

Dis ur pic eeeeeeeeeh!
Crime › Re: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Girl In Kano; His Granddaughter's Friend (Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:25pm On Jul 11, 2017
The very physics of the act is mind boggling.

Haba!
Politics › Re: Only 10 Out Of 45 Registered Political Parties In Nigeria Have Websites by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:19pm On Jul 11, 2017
Wetin den wan take website do?

To share party ideology and manifesto wey no exist?

To tell us what they really want our votes for?

To interact with citizens (tufiakwa!)?

Professional liars with website?

yeyedeysmell@yahoo.co.ng
Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari's “Afternoon Nigeria” Tweet: Nigerians React by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:15pm On Jul 11, 2017
Bhet truly-truly, on a "seriehs" note, wey Baba?
Politics › Re: INEC Pastes Notice Of Melaye’s Recall Process by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:10am On Jul 11, 2017
mbjsuki:
What you're asking for "is too much". He is "Ali Baba and he has his forty thieves by his side". Only a Ginny can smoke the "ediot" out.
Enough Djinn dey wey go comot dat grand tiff.

All they need to do is sign the recall petition.

The rest is a done deal.

NEEEXT!
Politics › Re: Kaduna APC Passes Vote Of No Confidence On El-rufai by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:01am On Jul 11, 2017
Maybe Rude Ruffie demolished their houses.
Politics › Re: Presidency cabal in dilemma on Buhari - Governor fayose by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On Jul 11, 2017
Ok O.
Business › Re: OPEC May Ask Nigeria To Limit Oil Output by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48am On Jul 11, 2017
LionDeLeo:
For price adjustment, I guess. No wahala.

What will be lost in sales will be made in marginal price increase, back to status quo.

I may be wrong, viewing from the apparent alternative to fossil fuel as sources of energy.

Anyway, what do I know?
You got it right.
Car Talk › Re: After The Floods, Will Flood Cars Flood The Market? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:00am On Jul 11, 2017
You buy flood car, na side chick you buy be dat.
Properties › Re: Suleja Floods; See The Surprise Birthday Gift This Woman Got Yesterday by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:45am On Jul 11, 2017
1. Improper planning of residential areas.

2. Lack of efficient waste disposal leading to blocked drainage channels.

3. Not a nice time to buy second hand cars, for obvious reasons.

#lemmecomeandbegoing
Politics › Re: Osinbajo And Fashola Visit Collapsed Mokwa-Jebba Bridge (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:30pm On Jul 10, 2017
BlowBack:
Which painment?

This is no different than his toilet inspection he did early this year at MMA
This bridge is on a federal Trunk "A" road.

Lekki is private property.

See the difference?

Get it? The "private property" part?

FG didn't build those houses. They ain't responsible.

The greedy developers who built on lands without proper feasibility studies, survey and design as well as the standoffish snobs who bought houses there to be separated from we "riffraff" better stew in the kettle of tea they put on.
Crime › Re: Man Hypnotises, Has Sex With 7 Housewives by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:23am On Jul 10, 2017
Na waa o.
Politics › Re: Amnesty For Treasury Looters Bill Will Legitimise Corruption – Balarabe Musa by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46am On Jul 10, 2017
Iamdipson:
sit down there.. they can sign it without the executives
Really?

Then there is a real problem with the constitution.

A big loophole in the "checks and balances" premise that guides true democracy.
Politics › Re: Amnesty For Treasury Looters Bill Will Legitimise Corruption – Balarabe Musa by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:02am On Jul 10, 2017
banmee:
I know it's hard for you to see it now but talk like that is the reason you guys are not moving forward. You all don't think or talk like normal people.
Congratulations on your sudden fit of normal thinking.

Have you heard in the past of politicians being stoned by the very people they purport to represent?

I, at least, have historical precedence to support my abnormal thinking.

What facts have you to back your vague insinuation that I ain't thinking like a normal person?
Politics › Re: 20 Persons Killed In Suleja Flood by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:09pm On Jul 09, 2017
Na waa o.

So much water in a hilly town. Possibly brought about by a total lack of or blocked drainage channels.
Politics › Re: Amnesty For Treasury Looters Bill Will Legitimise Corruption – Balarabe Musa by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:07pm On Jul 09, 2017
menxer:
it is not surprising a PDP House member sponsored the bill, that is the kind of thing only a PDP person can imagine.
When people start lynching some of these guys their eyes will open.

Meanwhile, it takes the executive to sign bills into law.

I will like to see them present this to PMB/PYO to sign.
Agriculture › Re: First Potato Harvest From Kaduna & Vicampro Partnership. (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
Rokaa:
You're right man. True independence is us feeding ourselves.
Gbam!

That is what the word "INDEPENDENCE" means.
Agriculture › Re: First Potato Harvest From Kaduna & Vicampro Partnership. (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:12pm On Jul 08, 2017
Rokaa:
It is sarcasm.

But some people actually believe that.
The pic makes it obvious.

Agriculture is the way out.

No Agriculture, Nigeria should just forget it.

Take out hunger, and the average citizen will most probably begin to think of great things.

The countries we are trying to emulate are where they are because they first dealt soundly with hunger.

Once hunger was out of the way, they had time for Research and Development.
Romance › Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:16pm On Jul 07, 2017
madridguy:
Someone should pass my telephone number to her me too dey look for wife seriously tongue
Make Yahoo plus call you mesmerize you for phone.

Before you know anything you don convert all your belongings to Bitcoin.
Romance › Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:08pm On Jul 07, 2017
Twitter?

Wrong place to search.

She may even end up with lots of creepy stalkers.

Meanwhile, guys, biko verify very well before trying anything o.

E fit be one Guy man for Mushin.

As in....... you know na.

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